The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[Cheesy_wotsit]

So from others in the topic it's been confirmed that Rcokstar have f*cked the Akula?

 

If it's through lack of Q and A then they are incompetent half wits

If it's through design then Rcokstar need to.... you know what can't either be bothered finishing that sentence I quit this sh*t heap of a game back in October last year, but some how started playing again last month (f*ck only knows why). This DLC is a f*cking shambles and reconfirms why I quit: fixes nothing, changes nothing, yet more grind, and according to some the way they have set things up if you are not constantly on some sort of business related activity then you will just be loosing money and on top of that they have either opted to nerf or break one of the most effective anti-deluxo weapons the game has as well. Suck it Rcokstar I hope the half wits that are still opting to fork over real money for this steaming pile of whale phlegm have been worth driving away the long term fans for?

Edited July 25, 2018 by Cheesy_wotsit
f*ck off

[Big Molio]

Can't believe they have messed up the Akula...

 

Also, thought I would record some dance moves down the club, go to the video editor.....no music.

 

Just...lol

Edited July 25, 2018 by Big Molio

[Nerfgoth]

When the cutscene was rolling before we do the setups i just got the need to stab them all as soon as the setup was done and do a hostile takeover!

 

My second issue is the Pounder Custom! It handles like a sh*t! Got my hopes up when i saw we could buy a one! Saw in the trailer how it smashed cars and thinking this could be a MOC truck! But noop!

Hit a npc from behind and it grinds to a halt! Instead of pushing it away!!!!

 

And if doing the promote missions to a grind ad plenty of them like 20+ different missions!

 

And WHERE IS MY GLOWSTICKS????????

[Picklez]

6 hours ago, gizmonomono said:

I really don't like this topic but, yesterday I was doing a supply run for my facility. It was a Merywether convoy I had to steal an Insurgent from. As soon as I got to the convoy I got peppered with explosive rounds out of nowhere. Do NPC choppers have them now? I respawn only to get killed again in two seconds. At first I thought there was a modder in there with me, but that wasn't the case. It took me 10 minutes to take down that chopper, just because it was literally spawn killing me.

I bet you had to clench your teeth while saying "this game is perfect this game is perfect" over and over to yourself the whole time lol.

[Nerfgoth]

15 minutes ago, Cheesy_wotsit said:

So from others in the topic it's been confirmed that Rcokstar have f*cked the Akula?

 

If it's through lack of Q and A then they are incompetent half wits

If it's through design then Rcokstar need to.... you know what can't either be bothered finishing that sentence I quit this sh*t heap of a game back in October last year, but some how started playing again last month (f*ck only knows why). This DLC is a f*cking shambles and reconfirms why I quit: fixes nothing, changes nothing, yet more grind, and according to some the way they have set things up if you are not constantly on some sort of business related activity then you will just be loosing money and on top of that they have either opted to nerf or break one of the most effective anti-deluxo weapons the game has as well. Suck it Rcokstar I hope the half wits that are still opting to fork over real money for this steaming pile of whale phlegm have been worth driving away the long term fans for?

You answered your own question! When it can take out a grifers fun toy it NEEDS to be nerfed or removed!

 

7 minutes ago, Big Molio said:

Can't believe they have messed up the Akula...

 

Also, thought I would record some dance moves down the club, go to the video editor.....no music.

 

Just...lol

If you are on PS4 you can ad mp3 to your share factory and ad the music you like! But yeah it needs a update!

[Yellow Dog with Cone]

15 minutes ago, Big Molio said:

Can't believe they have messed up the Akula...

 

Also, thought I would record some dance moves down the club, go to the video editor.....no music.

 

Just...lol

Maybe the music is disabled because of licensing issues? I dunno

[Arrows to Athens]

1 hour ago, Piggsy pls said:

Who the f*ck at Rockstar decided that what this game needed was a sequel to the Oppressor

Strauss Zeldick demanded more cash. A Rockstar dev off his meds suggested an Oppressor MK II. Zeldick ejaculated upon hearing it, and then it went from there.

Edited July 25, 2018 by Arrows to Athens

[UKPortista]

From a creative standpoint, the franchise is in desperate need of some downtime. It's the same tired old crap, dressed up in a new outfit. 

We can only hope that  R* are saving all the innovative and exciting game modes for GTA6/GTAO2...assuming anyone still gives a sh*t by then.

[Arrows to Athens]

3 minutes ago, UKPortista said:

From a creative standpoint, the franchise is in desperate need of some downtime. It's the same tired old crap, dressed up in a new outfit. 

We can only hope that  R* are saving all the innovative and exciting game modes for GTA6/GTAO2...assuming anyone still gives a sh*t by then.

My concern is, will they be injecting the same sh*t into VI?

[Big Molio]

One reason for the apathy and general disappointment to my mind is because this DLC has come at the wrong end of GTAO's lifecycle. This is what players should have been doing first, running seedy nightclubs and street level stuff, before building towards stealing cars, running companies and ultimately, saving the world. It's a shame they didn't have a plan for the overall arc to follow some form of natural progression.

[UKPortista]

6 minutes ago, Arrows to Athens said:

My concern is, will they be injecting the same sh*t into VI?

Who knows...maybe they're getting all this lunacy out of their systems now and GTA6 will be a stripped back, retro-setting installment? 

[Shadowfennekin]

Oh wait, here's a bitch

I forgot you STILL can't hide the annoying as sh*t Dispatch missions! -_-

[Cheesy_wotsit]

13 minutes ago, Big Molio said:

One reason for the apathy and general disappointment to my mind is because this DLC has come at the wrong end of GTAO's lifecycle. This is what players should have been doing first, running seedy nightclubs and street level stuff, before building towards stealing cars, running companies and ultimately, saving the world. It's a shame they didn't have a plan for the overall arc to follow some form of natural progression. 

 

The only issue is it doesn't matter about the overall context of the business, yes you may see running the Nightclub as a low level activity but the reality is that which ever CEO business you run the actual task is all low level rubbish, as I said earlier in the topic most folk in this game now have 5 apartments, 5 businesses, a stockpile of cars, a stock pile of aircraft, military vehicles coming out of our arse, 100mill plus and a yacht yet we are still expected to run business activities like we are the day one intern. It's pathetic in a real business the more you gain the more you move the ground work to those that sit beneath you, placing the running and decision of the business on your shoulders but in GTAO you are always the guy on the shopfloor with the broom no matter how much money or 'power' you have.

 

In GTAO if you have enough cash and 'power' you have two options, 1). Ignore the CEO stuff totally and just do whatever missions are fun or 2). Spend your time doing the CEO stuff, driving the slow arse vehicles, collecting the packages, ferrying the gimps around and all the boring tedious sh*te that no CEO on this planet would ever do themselves and since this new DLC doesn't added anything to make change 1) and only further expands 2). why would anyone who has enough money and stuff in this game want to spend any time or cash on buying a Nightclub? Remove the CEO, business and mission stuff and the Nightclubs aren't even fun or entertaining enough to justify buying them, the only purpose comes if you happen to have run out of garage space and need some more!

[Сhrist]

WTF IS GOING ON?! I can't buy anything from in person shops like the clothing store, LSC, or the barbers.

[Mrnrfan182]

I’m sorry guys but I’m thoroughly enjoying the hate.  Makes me happy that I stopped putting time into this game.  And now hearing that the Akula is broken (easily the most effective and fun vehicle I use) I’m happy I don’t have time for this sh*t.  What a cluster f*ck of terrible.  

 

Who’d have thought that GTA would be reduced to to an AFK grindfest with more broken game mechanics than incentive to play.

 

One last note...f*ck shark cards and “free DLC”.  Putting value on in game cash destroyed this game...

[Kiethblacklion]

50 minutes ago, Arrows to Athens said:

My concern is, will they be injecting the same sh*t into VI?

You're assuming there will be a six in the near future. They will drag GTA:O out as long as they possibly can and probably won't do GTA 6 until the next generation of consoles gets ready to come out. 

[Erased]

Man it's really pissing me off that you have to break the windows on the swinger to get them down. It's not giving me the option to be unarmed in my weapon wheel.

 

[MaddenedGhost]

36 minutes ago, Shadowfennekin said:

Oh wait, here's a bitch

I forgot you STILL can't hide the annoying as sh*t Dispatch missions! -_-

you can

Interaction Menu and then Hide other, it's the last option in there.

[Arrows to Athens]

8 minutes ago, Kiethblacklion said:

You're assuming there will be a six in the near future. They will drag GTA:O out as long as they possibly can and probably won't do GTA 6 until the next generation of consoles gets ready to come out. 

Well, you said it yourself.

 

" probably won't do GTA 6 until the next generation of consoles gets ready to come out."

 

So there will most likely be a six, regardless of whether it's in the near future or not. I never assumed it was coming in the near future. I just asked if they will be injecting the same sh*t into the sequel.

 

 

Edited July 25, 2018 by Arrows to Athens

[Kiethblacklion]

9 minutes ago, Arrows to Athens said:

Well, you said it yourself.

 

" probably won't do GTA 6 until the next generation of consoles gets ready to come out."

 

So there will most likely be a six, regardless of whether it's in the near future or not. I never assumed it was coming in the near future. I just asked if they will be injecting the same sh*t into the sequel.

 

 

Wow...you must be having a slow day if you're going to quote me about that (and yes, I am having a slow day at work right now...wanted to save you the need to quote me again and point out my logic).

[Watain]

3 hours ago, Voodoo-Hendrix said:

...then your game is not a good game.

i.e. a dying game.

 

And due to the seemingly desperate actions of drip-feeding just about everything, as well as the clear lack of ideas in this DLC, R* has made that more or less a fact.

[HamwithCheese]

Seems like they sped up entering the avenger hold.

 

Too f*cking bad you can't see headhunter targets from the hold. Oh god I love this game.

[GunTotinHippie]

2 hours ago, am30 said:

This update killed the game.  Every session I join pretty much everyone is in their club bopping about in the dark like a prize pillock.

 

Nothing to do now in GTA O.

 

Also now getting continual phone calls and text messages about hangers and nightclubs.  I am not interested in either.  I would appreciate a block number function on the in-game phone.

Imagine gettin a phone call in the middle of a gun fight during pvp... like seriously, now... [insert player name] has just killed [Insert my gamertag]

 

 

 

 

ASLO tried to get in the whole "Nightclubs, maybe I'll give this a chance. After all, I heard you can sell gun shipments twice. Which is double money." Logs in database sees my success sell record is 80 percent. remembers that I some how always lose connection while stealing supplies or selling them. Says f*ck it and clicks steal supplies. then lo and f*cking behold after killing every1 at the meet up. I make my way to start blowin sh*t up and then boom connection lost. oh well, see you next year.

 

 

[Big Molio]

[Sentinel Driver]

Why does c* have a fetish of adding useless ram wedges to vehicles and show them ram cars in trailers but then make them useless in gameplay?

they showed the rcv ramming cars in the doomsday heist trailer

and now they showed the pounder custom ramming cars in the after hours trailer even though again in gameplay the wedge is useless it doesn't help you in pushing other cars out of the way

wtf c*

Edited July 26, 2018 by Sentinel Driver

[ThaBirdCoot]

well I hope the f*ckwits in the after hours topic trying to roast me because I said I won't play this mess anytime soon are bangin their heads into a wall out of dissapointement rn.

 

Dumbf*cks, like I wouldnt know after almost 5 years what R* is about. But I genuinely feel sorry for you guys who still had expectations..and  all you akula owners.

[Pedinhuh]

>Be me;

 

>Racer in GTA, somehow I find racing in this game kind of enjoyable;

 

>Negative W/L ratio on races though;

 

>Have a hard time to win any supercar race because I refuse to use the Vagner(that sh*t is ugly af);

 

>Invests almost 3 million on a RE-7B because it's the second best on a track and the Visione is not good enough;

 

>Decides to try this week's premium race;

 

>Canyon Crossing, time to put the RE-7B to test;

 

>Race starts, overshoots the first jump and loses 7 positions;

 

>Last place but I don't give up;

 

>Races like a bat out of hell;

 

>Focusing 100% on the track and control inputs;

 

>Tunnel vision, full-on Toretto mode;

 

>Last lap, I'm back on 2nd place leader is 15 seconds ahead but I'm not stopping now;

 

>Don't Stop Me Now comes up on my phone's playlist;

 

>I feel shivers down my spine, neck hair raises up;

 

>1st place screws up, I manage to overtake him on a jump, predictably he was driving a Vagner;

 

>I must win so i can prove to myself I can beat the Vagner;

 

>He tries to cut the last u-corner by wallriding, fails and falls out of track;

 

>"Oh sh*t this it! First premium race I win in months!"

 

>Crosses the line, 1st place!

 

>Suddenly everybody quits;

 

>"Failed to host a GTA Online session, please return to Grand Theft Auto V and try again later"

 

>No $100,000 prize money but $20,000 reduced from bank account for getting in the race;

 

>No win registered, game counted it as a loss;

 

 

FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!

Edited July 26, 2018 by Pedinhuh

[Big Molio]

What the actual...?

 

In the creator, in the stunt track pieces, there is a medium bend (45 deg) then it goes straight to extra large bend...

 

...where is the large bend?

 

FFS

[EkaSwede]

A friend and I was in a session and we decided to refill some of his supplies. He starts his MC and I join, we begin the supply mission and... I get no message.

 

I follow him to the spot and two crates appear. Despite being in the same MC I get the message to destroy his crates and I can't pick up the other crate.

 

We try to sell some goods from nightclub, but when he clicks the sell, he gets teleported outside his building and.... nothing. Tries again and same thing happens. Good job rockstar you ruined co-op play.

[Sinnen]

Why add armor plates as cosmetics option??? It's... You know... I'm in armoured vehicle, I'm safe, go f*ck yourself, losers! Yeah, losers!!! A random RPG guy pulls a trigger... Boom, your upgrades are useless, go cry to GTAF community and grind more. Or buy a stinky fish card and forget about this episode.

But seriously guys. I understand why Vigilante or Deluxo can be destroyed with one rocket. Fast, nimble cars with special abilities. But Mule, Pounder and Speedo... Slow as f*ck, even my granny can overtake them while walking, non turning, non braking, perfect targets. And you have an opportunity to enhance them with grenades, miniguns and armor platings. But all your upgrades are useless, you can't fight in freeroam in these vehicles, you can't defend yourself, you can't even get A to B!

Like crap in pants (c)

Edited July 25, 2018 by Sinnen
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