The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[Big Molio]

It's completely rubbish, as I predicted.

 

[King™]

Doesn't R* usually release one DLC per season? If this is two updates in one, that would mean no Fall update.

Essentially, we're getting three DLCs, if so, and it takes the two we've already gotten to equal the content of one *good* DLC.

So, hooray to getting essentially half the number of DLCs this year.

[Cheesy_wotsit]

GTAO summed up: You've got 5 houses, 5 businesses, a fleet of planes, an even bigger fleet of land vehicles, enough military grade equipment to invade a small independent nation, a yacht, a 100mill in cash and whenever you feel like going on a rampage the national guard has to be put on alert to try and stop you, yet this game expects you to do jobs and activities that you would give to the day one intern.

 

This DLC had the opportunity to turn your businesses in to actual businesses and it came so close, they managed to at least get you some staff to do the fetch and collect crap but really another DLC another flavour of the same boring go here collect or deliver this.

[Arrows to Athens]

CAN YOU PLEASE JUST REMOVE THE F*CKING HANDLING FLAGS FOR F*CK'S SAKE?

 

SH*T RUINS THE CARS! ASSWIPES!

Edited July 24, 2018 by Arrows to Athens

[am30]

Reading the comments here has made me realise that I am no longer annoyed at having to re-download the entire game.

 

To be fair, the update sounded sh*t as soon as it announced.

 

[Rafae]

1 hour ago, autofanatic said:

Gay Tony f*cking has f*cking called me twice, it's so f*cking annoying. I don't want to be a club owner & I'll not f*cking regret it. I f*cking laughed when I saw his text messages. Same text message, 2 f*cking times! What the actual f*ck?

 

why the f*ck did you download the update then 

 

1 hour ago, No Use For A Name said:

 

Gone into story mode, restarted the app, bought all the upgrades (lighting and such) and still no spawn point. Wtf

 

i haven’t set up the business yet other than the cutscene at the beginning. Could that be why?

 

lmfao yes there you go

 

how do you expect to have it as a spawn point when you haven't even turned it into a nightclub yet 

Edited July 24, 2018 by Rafae

[whywontyoulisten]

Typical R* quality control: In the Solomun plane setup, the Shamal went into land at Sandy Shores, and then flew in a circle and hit the control tower, ending up at a 45 degree angle with its tail in the air and nose mashed into a wrecked bus. However, in the cutscene it was shown sitting perfectly level on its wheels on the concrete. The pilot was also shown as getting off the plane, but in the actual game he was dead in the cockpit.

[kcole4001]

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Edited July 24, 2018 by kcole4001

[Handsome Jack]

Ah yes, Tony's cut from a sale mission just as I expected. Just like f*cking Ron nice. 

[kcole4001]

 

 

8 minutes ago, whywontyoulisten said:

Typical R* quality control: In the Solomun plane setup, the Shamal went into land at Sandy Shores, and then flew in a circle and hit the control tower, ending up at a 45 degree angle with its tail in the air and nose mashed into a wrecked bus. However, in the cutscene it was shown sitting perfectly level on its wheels on the concrete. The pilot was also shown as getting off the plane, but in the actual game he was dead in the cockpit.

....

It's magic!

Just like my appearing/disappearing CEO office building, where I go many times during a session....to the 25th floor of a 13 story building....

Edited July 24, 2018 by kcole4001

[Guest]

I wish I could shoot Lazlow till he's dead dead dead. What a maggot! He's the JarJar Binks of GTA V and now he's in MY NIGHTCLUB!!!! I want him fixed, gone, sleeping with the fishes, concrete shoes, mexican necktie, pick one.

 

[FrozenDanCicle]

5gb update that took me 6 hours to download.  Oh well, I can't wait to get that menacer and the a10.  Oh, they're dripfed, great.  A couple handling flag riddled cars are what I get.  

 

Maybe instead of clogging the 5gb update with music I'll never hear cuz I'm not just gonna sit in my club like a DiCK, you could have added a bunch of vehicles.  But nope, gotta gargle some dj's balls.

 

Yeah, that sounds about right.

Edited July 24, 2018 by FrozenDanCicle

[Spectre "2K"]

can we be honest with ourselves? because i feel like deep down, we all really knew this wasn't going to be like we wanted it to be

[Coleco]

I don't care what English Dave says - cheese is absolutely necessary in any club I own. Solomun's choice of music is okay, but that's just it - it's okay. I want the place to be f*cking joyful and downright euphoric.... I want it to be about the music, not unwieldy egotism and namedropping overpriced Superstar DJs! My gaff, my rules. Or at least, it should be. 

 

 

What I definitely don't need is a constant irritation that sounds like a particularly whiny Rodney Trotter telling me how to run my business! Listen here, "my son", if you don't put a sock in it there's a VIP access to the back of my Custom Speedo just for you, "awrite"?

 

 

[Saint-XCVII]

2 hours ago, autofanatic said:

Gay Tony f*cking has f*cking called me twice, it's so f*cking annoying. I don't want to be a club owner & I'll not f*cking regret it. I f*cking laughed when I saw his text messages. Same text message, 2 f*cking times! What the actual f*ck?

They're trying to irritate you into buying their sh*t.

 

I don't even have a facility, so I get spammed twice as much. Just be happy that you're not in my situation. 

[ddarko12]

Woke up from a long nap and for a second thought how sh*t this update was a dream. Too bad. Its real. Definitely up there as some of the worst summer dlc.

 

And wtf was the delay for? Because this update that hardly looks like a full update, let alone 2 in 1, hardly looks polished. All this waiting for just quality clubs bur otherwise garbage content... smh rockstar. You usually always deliver in the cars department with at least 10 normal cars...

Edited July 24, 2018 by ddarko12

[RetroStyle]

This update failed on so many levels, I dont even know where to begin. All I really wanted was to drive the cars I bought 4 months ago without the horrible "Advanced Flags" garbage........At least we have an oppressor mkII making freeroam even worse. SMH  also I remember ppl joking when they said "Watch C* dripfeed the ability to buy existing cars" ..........

[TheN7evn]

This update is sh*t. As expected. No new clothes just the same copy paste crap. No club stuff at all. What a joke R*.

[MeisterJazz]

1 hour ago, Arrows to Athens said:

CAN YOU PLEASE JUST REMOVE THE F*CKING HANDLING FLAGS FOR F*CK'S SAKE?

 

SH*T RUINS THE CARS! ASSWIPES!

And on top of that they f*cked up the damn Akula. So now we're gonna have to wait 6 damn months ti it gets fixed. 

[Lupo-Akane]

The npc's that are hanging out with the staff have such awesome clothing, the girl with the group around your wearhouse manager has a see through top....

They design some really cool outfits for npc's but we get copy and paste crap....

Edited July 24, 2018 by Lupo-Akane

[Sentinel Driver]

1 minute ago, MeisterJazz said:

And on top of that they f*cked up the damn Akula. So now we're gonna have to wait 6 damn months ti it gets fixed. 

how is the akula ruined

[MeisterJazz]

1 minute ago, Sentinel Driver said:

how is the akula ruined

You cant lock on to anything anymore. It only has non lock on homing missiles. 

[jdv95]

2 minutes ago, Sentinel Driver said:

how is the akula ruined

homing doesn't work anymore.

 

might check it myself tomorrow.

[Arrows to Athens]

NPC's defying the laws of physics again.

 

 

[Sentinel Driver]

4 minutes ago, MeisterJazz said:

You cant lock on to anything anymore. It only has non lock on homing missiles. 

They fixed the wobbly machine gun bug but now they managed to break the missiles lmao

one step forwards two steps back 

[Geisterfaust]

3 hours ago, HamwithCheese said:

God lazlow is such a pathetically written caricature. Reminds me of why gta4 is a better experience. Gta5 feels so superficial, almost fantasy with all the flying bikes and batmobiles. 

It's because we got older after IV and the game somehow took a reversal: health regen, dumbed down AI, simplified physics... I just thought that if in 2010 when I was playing TBOGT, someone have said that there are going to be flying bikes in GTA I would have laughed and said "Nah man, there's Saints Row for that sh*t, no one will play it". Here I am playing this game in 2018.

[Watain]

Is there any actual club stuff to do (besides setting the place up and promote it), 'cause I can't find sh*t other than the hub for our old businesses. The trailer showed us action and I want a piece of it, dammit.

[79'Blazer4x4]

20 minutes ago, MeisterJazz said:

You cant lock on to anything anymore. It only has non lock on homing missiles. 

I wouldn't put it past R* to do this on purpose. They just had the Akula on sale, it seems like a R* thing to do to nerf it immediately after a bunch of people bought it.

[hugh750]

the only thing i hate about the after hours dlc, is that you can't give your night club a custom name.

and a fully upgraded speedo custom can't withstand one land mind.

Edited July 24, 2018 by hugh750

[Geisterfaust]

3 minutes ago, Watain said:

Is there any actual club stuff to do (besides setting the place up and promote it), 'cause I can't find sh*t other than the hub for our old businesses. The trailer showed us action and I want a piece of it, dammit.

Nope, enjoy club life. But wait, you can party with friends and role play because visiting a night club is so damn interesting that one should definitely do that in a f*cking video game. It's like creating an airsoft simulator: why would you want to simulate the process of simulating war?