The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[Rafae]

rockstar be retweeting the most retarded sh*t

 

 

[No Use For A Name]

So we get a new spawn point for our vehicle warehouse but not the night club?

 

what in the actual f*ck?

[Rafae]

1 minute ago, No Use For A Name said:

So we get a new spawn point for our vehicle warehouse but not the night club?

 

what in the actual f*ck?

 

what?

 

the nightclub literally becomes your spawn point by default as soon as you enter it 

 

also, we can set our vehicle warehouse as a spawn point now? f*cking finally. never understood how this wasn't a thing before smh.

[No Use For A Name]

6 minutes ago, Rafae said:

 

what?

 

the nightclub literally becomes your spawn point by default as soon as you enter it 

 

also, we can set our vehicle warehouse as a spawn point now? f*cking finally. never understood how this wasn't a thing before smh.

How? Do you have to buy living quarters or something? It doesn’t say Night Club in my list of available spawn points. 

[autofanatic]

Downloading the f*cking new update right now! Please don't f*cking disappoint me, rockstar!

[Sentinel Driver]

14 minutes ago, Shadowfennekin said:

Oh, so the DJs ARE dripfed? I just assumed it was something like "Do so and so sell missions before the next DJ is unlocked" like it was for I/E and GR. I had a bad feeling that was where they were going with it while at work though.

 

I wanted Solomon anyways so I'm satisfied

But it is f*cking ridiculous how half of only 12 new vehicles are being dripfed. I swear to god, they better not pull that new vehicle every three week crap SSAsh*t pulled

It's gonna be a long dripfeed with only 6 vehicles to dripfeed

you can bet your ass they'll pull that sh*t on us again

[Rafae]

5 minutes ago, No Use For A Name said:

How? Do you have to buy living quarters or something? It doesn’t say Night Club in my list of available spawn points. 

 

nah it should just be there as a spawn point once you buy it and enter it 

[MaddenedGhost]

9 minutes ago, No Use For A Name said:

How? Do you have to buy living quarters or something? It doesn’t say Night Club in my list of available spawn points. 

I had that issue, I went to storymode and then loaded online again and it showed up.

[Bellanova]

Hi. I made this account specifically to complain. I’ll probably be that annoying b*tch, but deal.

 

Who the hell is in charge of designing female clothing? Why are they all garbage? I had hope that there would be some cute clothing added in this update for the club. I was wrong. Why do the NPCs in my club have club dresses that I can’t buy? How hard would that have been? The female character models are already garbage, it would be nice to have something good to cover it up. Fire the entire team in charge of female characters. I’m fed up.

[Mustangnismo1969]

I think i’m done with this game. I was seriously hyped for this update. It should have came out a month ago and even back then everyone tought it would be big. It’s just sh*t. I lost hope 

[ghostsniper]

15 minutes ago, autofanatic said:

Downloading the f*cking new update right now! Please don't f*cking disappoint me, rockstar!

Prepare to be extremely disappointed.

[Rafae]

apparently they're drip feeding extremely significant parts of this update making what we got on day one seem like pretty sh*t 

 

f*cking rockstar man 

[Arrows to Athens]

Is there a trick in Vespucci Hotring Race that I'm missing? Despite non-contact and all stock cars, I go much slower than everyone else, even with curb boosting!

[Shadowfennekin]

22 minutes ago, Sentinel Driver said:

It's gonna be a long dripfeed with only 6 vehicles to dripfeed

you can bet your ass they'll pull that sh*t on us again

Hopefully they don't think getting away with just one DJ each week is enough

I'm kinda afraid they'll end up not releasing anything until after all the DJs are released

Edited July 24, 2018 by Shadowfennekin

[LunaticPandora]

45 minutes ago, MeisterJazz said:

My bank account laughs at this f*ckig update.

Hahaha - I actually dreamt last night that I impulse bought the gold luxor and blew a quarter of my money I had saved for nightclubs on it. Turns out the clubs and all related content costs less than it. Maybe I'll buy it for real and have more fun in it than any of the content in this update.

[autofanatic]

f*ck Gay Tony! how many times will he call me before I f*cking purchase the nightclub sh*t?

13 minutes ago, ghostsniper said:

Prepare to be extremely disappointed.

Not yet! I love to have 2 f*cking new free tshirts tbh! f*ck! I wish I could change the f*cking color!

[MrClownSocks]

It’s damn near impossible for me to get into a public session. These f*cking servers I tell you! 

[BadaBing_1996]

1 hour ago, MeisterJazz said:

My bank account laughs at this f*ckig update.

I barely spent a f*cking penny in it, even managed to buy every single article of clothing and squeeze the most out of the nightclub upgrades (except vehicle storage because there are literally NO CARS in this update lol!) and I'm still left with 12 mil out of 20 mil when I first launched the game.

 

Here's hoping that the rumor of this being "the last content update" end up being true.

Edited July 24, 2018 by BadaBing_1996

[xXxKAMIKAZExXx]

You know how annoying research is? I finally just finished getting my second item and...nothing. No, literally, nothing. I waited all that time and received no research item. What the hell?! I have to wait again now??? 

[autofanatic]

Gay Tony f*cking has f*cking called me twice, it's so f*cking annoying. I don't want to be a club owner & I'll not f*cking regret it. I f*cking laughed when I saw his text messages. Same text message, 2 f*cking times! What the actual f*ck?

[Sentinel Driver]

Remember when players jokingly predicted

"inb4 the update is going to be repetitive missions with you having to steal slow trucks of booze and fly around the map dropping advertisement flyers"

 

and they were f*cking right. this update is a complete dissapointment

 

and it doesn't help either that this update clutters our phonebooks with even more useless contacts

why do I need to have Tony, Lazlow or English Dave there?

They never answer, their contacts have no functionality at all.

 

Dripfeeding all the cool items, and hell even the f*cking dj's just proves how desperate c*

they try to pull all strings to keep the playerbase interest

 

everything advertised about the update was false. it doesn't consolidate anything, the nightclub is yet just another sh*tty business that just requires other businesses to run effectively

 

wasn't this supposed to be 2 updates rolled into one? In reality it barely counts as a one update.

If it's 2 updates why do we get only 12 new vehicles?

Why so little in the clothing department? You'd think it would be a more of a focus in a nightlife style DLC

 

I have lost faith in r* as a game developer. This update simply reeks of greed, laziness and incompetence

[Semaj 2JZ♢]

Eat a dick R*. Eat a fat dick while people move away from this sh*t fest and you start to lose money. Same bullsh*t flags are still molesting vehicle performance? Weak. Do you moronic f*ck heads even play your own game?

[UKPortista]

As much as I enjoy dancing and the atmosphere of the club, that only has so much longevity...and sadly there's not a great deal else to do, certainly nothing we haven't already done before. It really is rather boring.

A nothing update from R*.

[BadaBing_1996]

I hope we get to nuke this f*cking city out of existence in the next entry.

 

I am legitimately fed up with Los Santos now, this game is not going to age well at all.

 

[HamwithCheese]

God lazlow is such a pathetically written caricature. Reminds me of why gta4 is a better experience. Gta5 feels so superficial, almost fantasy with all the flying bikes and batmobiles. 

[JON22]

I'm still waiting to be able to store a Pony and Burrito van off the street. And to be able to buy a Dozer

[No Use For A Name]

1 hour ago, The-Ghost said:

I had that issue, I went to storymode and then loaded online again and it showed up.

 

Gone into story mode, restarted the app, bought all the upgrades (lighting and such) and still no spawn point. Wtf

 

i haven’t set up the business yet other than the cutscene at the beginning. Could that be why?

Edited July 24, 2018 by No Use For A Name

[No Homing]

Just now, No Use For A Name said:

 

Gone into story mode, restarted the app, bought all the upgrades (lighting and such) and still no spawn point. Wtf

Did you walk into the VIP area? There's some kind of small introduction 'cutscene' you get upon walking in there. That might be the trigger.

[UKPortista]

I don't *think* I had the Night Club as a spawn point until after I had collected Solomon.

[Hmmm nice bike]

33 minutes ago, HamwithCheese said:

God lazlow is such a pathetically written caricature. Reminds me of why gta4 is a better experience. Gta5 feels so superficial, almost fantasy with all the flying bikes and batmobiles. 

It's almost as if the real Lazlow forced himself into getting a role in After Hours, and then demanded that they also make him look way younger and more fit than he really is so people think he's 30.

 

It's also as if they think Saints Row The Third is something to emulate, because that game had flying bikes first. And GTA's look almost exactly the same.