The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[Black Boxcar in the dark]

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[Jammsbro]

The helicopters that chase you when you steal a car in IE? I would really like to know where they get those magnetic bullets.

 

Also the bullets that can hit you under bridges or behind trucks.

[The_B1u3_Jay]

4 hours ago, RyuNova said:

 

Then why don't you host the missions instead of moaning like a little bitch? I'm sorry but how dare people play the missions how they want to? How dare they host the missions and yet not put the settings to how you want them. Perhaps they dont want to play on Hard, perhaps they don't want the money.

Really, do you think i haven't tried that? I've tried to, but the machmaking in this game is garbage, and nobody ever joins.

3 hours ago, KWF1981 said:

Oweee! That's cold man, cold.

I know.

[Verbal Soze]

This nightclub dlc has a potential to become a f*cked up dlc, reskinned business, bland story missions, rehashed old cars, little new vehicles, fuxking bland music, f*ck that sh*t, this update is intented for people that haven't going to the real club, my advice go out to the real club in real life, snort that drugs wait you can't you're still a minor eh? Enjoy this trashed sh*t, unless there are something original new and fit my style i won't touch this sh*t anymore

[The_B1u3_Jay]

So i just finished watching the new trailer for the nightclub DLC. Is it me, or does Gay Tony look like he was created in the character creator? His model looks very lazy.

[crsN]

Maybe he did a plastic surgery meanwhile.

Edited July 19, 2018 by crsN

[Commander S]

58 minutes ago, Awesom-0 said:

So i just finished watching the new trailer for the nightclub DLC. Is it me, or does Gay Tony look like he was created in the character creator? His model looks very lazy.

Looks like the same issue I had with Malc's model in Bikers - i.e., they ported over the GTA IV model, and something got lost in translation...

[The_B1u3_Jay]

6 minutes ago, Commander S said:

Looks like the same issue I had with Malc's model in Bikers - i.e., they ported over the GTA IV model, and something got lost in translation...

Well, i mean Malc still looked like Malc. My point is that Tony looked nothing like Tony, and instead looked like he was created in five minutes in character creator.

[Picklez]

"Wow I'm so so excited for the new update! It's making a cheap attempt to appeal to my GTA 4 nostalgia and it's working!"

 

*update turns out to be the same copy/pasted korean mmo tier grindfest buisness bullsh*t they've been pumping out since finance and felony dropped and was too successful for it's own good

 

"Wow. How could this have happened?"

 

When will people learn?

Edited July 19, 2018 by Picklez

[AGNT009]

11 hours ago, WillProx said:

About the colors, that's really sh*tty that we can't choose the color of the MC/Org. I'm getting really tired of orange, because i'm always at the solo public session and that's the only color i can get, because it's first.

See, this guy doesnt like Orange. Oh but Im the loser because Im a guy that hates on Pink and Yellow. 

[WillProx]

1 minute ago, AGNT009 said:

See, this guy doesnt like Orange. Oh but Im the loser because Im a guy that hates on Pink and Yellow. 

 

I don't like it because i've got a 400-500 hours of MC/CEO gameplay in solo sessions with this color. Color is not an essence, i'd get tired of ANY color if i'd see it for 400+ hours, and only this color.

[AGNT009]

2 minutes ago, WillProx said:

I don't like it because i've got a 400-500 hours of MC/CEO gameplay in solo sessions with this color. Color is not an essence, i'd get tired of ANY color if i'd see it for 400+ hours, and only this color.

Fair point. But my point is I didnt see anyone jump up your ass because you didnt like orange. We're in a joke thread to bitch and moan, yet apparently I offended a certain community's feelings because Im a masculine guy that doesnt like "wearing" pink or yellow in a video game. I get it. Cant speak ill towards the cupcakes these days, or show the slightest bit of nonacceptance in a topic that had NOTHING to do with them. 

[WillProx]

Just now, AGNT009 said:

Fair point. But my point is I didnt see anyone jump up your ass because you didnt like orange. We're in a joke thread to bitch and moan, yet apparently I offended a certain community's feelings because Im a masculine guy that doesnt like "wearing" pink or yellow in a video game. I get it. Cant speak ill towards the cupcakes these days, or show the slightest bit of nonacceptance in a topic that had NOTHING to do with them. 

Fact is, we really need an ability to change the color, gonna satisfy everyone

[AGNT009]

Just now, WillProx said:

Fact is, we really need an ability to change the color, gonna satisfy everyone

Yeah, would have been nice if we could have selected a color order setting to pick our favorite to least favorite, and the game gave you the color you wanted in order of your color bar if it was available. 

[Dr.Rosenthal]

4 minutes ago, AGNT009 said:

I offended a certain community's feelings because Im a masculine guy that doesnt like "wearing" pink or yellow in a video game.

 

Honestly, dude... a guy who’s confident in his masculinity doesn’t throw tantrums over the color pink. Quite the opposite, in fact, it seems that your notion of your masculinity is balancing on a rather thin thread.

But what do I know, playing with a female character, giving f*ck all about the color of my MC/Org, even having painted some of my cars in peach pink, turquoise etc... I’ve also been a scaffolder for 15 years and seen ”masculine” men stay home

from work when it’s snowing and the temperature drops below 0C. Pussies...

[Lupo-Akane]

I just want to be purple or pink...I flipping hate the other colors.

I wouldnot mind blue but they pick the ugliest blue and green they could possibly find...

[AGNT009]

7 minutes ago, Dr.Rosenthal said:

 

Honestly, dude... a guy who’s confident in his masculinity doesn’t throw tantrums over the color pink.

What part of joke thread do you not understand? I hardly ever look in this thread, and the rare time I think of something funny to bitch about, Im jumped for it. Is there some truth to my post, yes, I dont like feminine colors. Hell, Im a Kyle Busch NASCAR fan and I still wont buy any yellow M&Ms gear because I dont like yellow. The posts in here are meant to make each other laugh. Not gangbang a guy to tell him what he should and shouldnt like. The ones who took offense to my post are the ones that look bad, not me. 

 

And now my next B&M post will be about Forum users who take B&M posts too seriously. 

 

Edit: Also, I just chose to play 1 guy character in GTA Online because I didnt want to grind multiple characters in this game. Im not above rolling a female character. But in Star Trek Online, where Im rolling 4 girls out of 8 alts, its because in that game I can design them in the editor to look good on screen, unlike this game where most of the girls look like men still. 

Edited July 19, 2018 by AGNT009

[Arrows to Athens]

16 hours ago, PetrolCB said:

What in the everlasting f*ckstopper were they doing prior to landing and when you managed to get to the plane and “take off”?

 

Aside from the skin-tight buffoonery, I’m also surprised you weren’t shred to bits like that dude in Indiana Jones, while you ran around the propeller. 

We played the mission twice, and both times the plane was already smoking and on fire! I don't know what the f*ck they were doing.

 

And yes, I thought I was going to be sliced by the propellers. I pressed triangle, and the game decided to walk me very close to it. I might as well had died from that than the horrible death I had to suffer from that plane crash.

[Rhoda]

Way to fly off the handle. Keep the personal attacks to yourself, this topic is for moaning about the game.

[M.K.N.]

I kinda have to wonder about the purpose of making a second character for GTA Online when really, it's become a pretty pointless feature. With five apartments/garages, Biker Clubhouses, Office Garages, Hangars, MOC (which can be used as a personal vehicle storage), Hangar and Facility, including more garage spaces for the next update, there's basically no point in making an extra character just to get the vehicles needed (not counting from last-gen), especially since you have pretty much everything you have. The second character feature should be left as an exclusive feature for last-gen, as next-gen has expanded vehicle spaces for storage, making second character slot quite an unnecessary addition. 

Edited July 19, 2018 by M.K.N.

[hugh750]

10 hours ago, vnus_dmlo said:

i said higher the KD the higher the ethical value of a player, i never said they were competent

 

it goes without saying that people with a stupidly high KD should be banned

it just means amount of kills and amount of deaths

 

its a ratio to see how often you are being killed and killing, it means something if you are killing way too many players or getting killed way too often as it debalances the game for everyone 

with tryhards k/d means everything to them, when you get close to killing them they take the easy way out (sorry).

[No Homing]

Oh great I get stuck in the clouds while trying to go back to SP.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU THIS GAME

[staar]

1 hour ago, M.K.N. said:

I kinda have to wonder about the purpose of making a second character for GTA Online when really, it's become a pretty pointless feature. With five apartments/garages, Biker Clubhouses, Office Garages, Hangars, MOC (which can be used as a personal vehicle storage), Hangar and Facility, including more garage spaces for the next update, there's basically no point in making an extra character just to get the vehicles needed (not counting from last-gen), especially since you have pretty much everything you have. The second character feature should be left as an exclusive feature for last-gen, as next-gen has expanded vehicle spaces for storage, making second character slot quite an unnecessary addition. 

It will probably stay since they rather not break the code to remove a feature. I use mine second character to store vehicle bond I acquired on last gen (if they are still there, been a long time since I last checked)  

[chainsoar]

I get that this is old news, but even 5 years in I still think daily expenses are a monumentally sh*t idea

 

Also, f*ck you very much R* for sending angry gangbangers in Sultans after me if I dare to try and do I/E missions in a solo lobby

Edited July 19, 2018 by chainsoar
Game made me nerd rage

[Commander S]

GTAO Community Reading Comprehension 101:

 

Premise: some people don't want everything to be weaponised, and are understandably miffed that the Pounder and Speedo Customs are ...gun-toting things with big armour panels all over, and dozer blades on the front.

 

Fanboys: "lol - would you rather do sales in unarmoured vans instead?"

 

Me: ...since when does 'weaponised' = 'armoured?' And to be clear, 'cosmetic ablative panels blocking the windscreen and covering the sides' =/= 'functional armor'.

 

 

I genuinely don't understand why the new Pounder/Speedo variants somehow have to be like rejects from f***ing Gunrunning - why not just add bullet-resistant (or flat-out bulletproof) glass, and make the whole thing explosion-proof, like the Insurgent - ? That's purely a behind-the-scenes numbers thing - you can have the vehicle be entirely stock, visually, but still give it more of a defensive edge for Freemode delivery runs.

 

(and on top of that, it's pretty sad how the whole game has devolved into just being about armoured columns fighting off attackers - like this is a military supply line in Basra, and not ...random street-level racketeering in fictional L.A. )

[ilovefreebird]

13 hours ago, whywontyoulisten said:

Noob.

 

 

Well, not a noob... but thanks my child.

[kcole4001]

3 hours ago, chainsoar said:

I get that this is old news, but even 5 years in I still think daily expenses are a monumentally sh*t idea

 

Also, f*ck you very much R* for sending angry gangbangers in Sultans after me if I dare to try and do I/E missions in a solo lobby

That's why we have Cargobobs!

 

The expense notices piss me off. It never seems like it's been long enough between them.

I do see the point, more property = more expenses, which means you gotta do something to earn more to at least stay even.

It's hard on broke grinders, though.

I just hit 40m tonight, so I don't feel broke, but I still gotta keep up.

[chainsoar]

4 minutes ago, kcole4001 said:

That's why we have Cargobobs!

 

The expense notices piss me off. It never seems like it's been long enough between them.

I do see the point, more property = more expenses, which means you gotta do something to earn more to at least stay even.

It's hard on broke grinders, though.

I just hit 40m tonight, so I don't feel broke, but I still gotta keep up.

You on Xbox? I need some grind partners, most of my friends quit GTA long ago.

[kcole4001]

No, PC.

[Arrows to Athens]

Why are races so sh*t in this game?