The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[Slonitram]

2 hours ago, AGNT009 said:

Im so effing tired of being the Pink or Yellow CEO. Why are these colors even IN the CEO list? Ok, they can be in, but can we put them near the end of the line where you only get the lame girly colors when the max CEOs per lobby is almost reached? I was the 3rd to register as CEO in a room and instantly Im the Pink CEO. WTF. Hardly any real girls play this game, why are we catering to girly colors? Same for the adversary modes, where one team has to be Purple or Pink. Seriously? Adversary teams should be Red, Orange, Blue, and Green. 

Pink is the manliest color.

 

 

For real now, stop complaining about something as silly as color. You sound like a total crybaby.

[xwinkx_girlYakuza]

3 hours ago, AGNT009 said:

Im so effing tired of being the Pink or Yellow CEO. Why are these colors even IN the CEO list? Ok, they can be in, but can we put them near the end of the line where you only get the lame girly colors when the max CEOs per lobby is almost reached? I was the 3rd to register as CEO in a room and instantly Im the Pink CEO. WTF. Hardly any real girls play this game, why are we catering to girly colors? Same for the adversary modes, where one team has to be Purple or Pink. Seriously? Adversary teams should be Red, Orange, Blue, and Green. 

This guy would like a word with you sir...

Spoiler

 

[ilovefreebird]

I bought a bunker earlier this year to put rockets on my Oppressor. I've successfully completed 36 research projects - still no rockets. That's over $4 million in research alone, UGH. Oh well, at least I've got 25 stupid camo liveries for weapons that I'll never use.

[luvsthedough]

Crockstar is hanging it's fans out to dry; no update in 4 months, no info on the Jester Classic, 2 crappy weeks in a row and no clue as to when we'll get the J.C. or the update. I'm just logging on and off after I get the bonus for the guest list and play 5 or 6 missions once or twice a week. If they think they can hold it over until Early-Mid August and I'll still be waiting, they're going to get a bad surprise.

[Shadowfennekin]

3 hours ago, AGNT009 said:

Im so effing tired of being the Pink or Yellow CEO. Why are these colors even IN the CEO list? Ok, they can be in, but can we put them near the end of the line where you only get the lame girly colors when the max CEOs per lobby is almost reached? I was the 3rd to register as CEO in a room and instantly Im the Pink CEO. WTF. Hardly any real girls play this game, why are we catering to girly colors? Same for the adversary modes, where one team has to be Purple or Pink. Seriously? Adversary teams should be Red, Orange, Blue, and Green. 

I'd rather be pink or yellow over default orange or brown

 

[kcole4001]

Real badasses only use black, so every team should be black...on a black screen...try figuring out where everyone is then.

 

Seriously, purple is great.

I'm glad there are 4 shades of purple in the game's color palette.

 

Military use has been around for a while:

 

Which led me to:

 

 

[Arrows to Athens]

This is what happens when you let simpletons fly the plane:

 

 

[PetrolCB]

34 minutes ago, Arrows to Athens said:

This is what happens when you let simpletons fly the plane:

 

 

What in the everlasting f*ckstopper were they doing prior to landing and when you managed to get to the plane and “take off”?

 

Aside from the skin-tight buffoonery, I’m also surprised you weren’t shred to bits like that dude in Indiana Jones, while you ran around the propeller. 

[AGNT009]

6 hours ago, PetrolCB said:

You come off as a real loser. 

And you all cant take a joke from a petty bitching. Its just that everytime Im the pink CEO I think of this

 

And when Im the Yellow CEO I cant help but think of this:

 

 

Also, I dont wear pink shirts. EVER.  

[DuckEarly]

everybody talking about colours and ignoring the real issue that is destroying gtao

 

K/D ratios over 5 should be flat out banned

 

i said it, theres no excuse for a K/D that high, you are a griefing scumbag ruining the game for your own sick pleasure

 

how many people have a K/D that high vs how many people have permanently left gtao thanks to griefers?

 

id wager far more have left thanks to these scumbags 

 

lets cut the head off the snake, ive emailed rockstar, so should you, a blanket ban on high K/D players makes this game better for everyone even the neckbeard sociopaths that get banned will probably be better off, maybe now they can go outside 

[PetrolCB]

Oh Christ, you’re back. 

[Ehrmantraut]

22 minutes ago, vnus_dmlo said:

everybody talking about colours and ignoring the real issue that is destroying gtao

 

K/D ratios over 5 should be flat out banned

 

i said it, theres no excuse for a K/D that high, you are a griefing scumbag ruining the game for your own sick pleasure

 

how many people have a K/D that high vs how many people have permanently left gtao thanks to griefers?

 

id wager far more have left thanks to these scumbags 

 

lets cut the head off the snake, ive emailed rockstar, so should you, a blanket ban on high K/D players makes this game better for everyone even the neckbeard sociopaths that get banned will probably be better off, maybe now they can go outside 

Blasterman's alt. account?

[No Use For A Name]

2 minutes ago, Cookie Dude said:

Blasterman's alt. account?

I was gonna say blasterman on Ritalin 

[PetrolCB]

They’re both jerks. There’s only one way to settle it. They both fight to the death by facing each other in a good old fashioned jerk off. 

 

...wait a minute, let me rephrase that...

Edited July 19, 2018 by PetrolCB

[whywontyoulisten]

1 hour ago, AGNT009 said:

And you all cant take a joke from a petty bitching. Its just that everytime Im the pink CEO I think of this

 

Bless, they always fall back on the "It was only banter" line when they get called out.

[WillProx]

About the colors, that's really sh*tty that we can't choose the color of the MC/Org. I'm getting really tired of orange, because i'm always at the solo public session and that's the only color i can get, because it's first.

[The_B1u3_Jay]

* Spending half an hour lobby hopping contact missions in this f*cking game because of all of the retarded people who insist on playing the missions on normal, with some even playing on easy.

 

To all of those people: Please put a tooth pick under your big toe and kick a wall as hard as you can. -_-

[Shadowfennekin]

26 minutes ago, WillProx said:

About the colors, that's really sh*tty that we can't choose the color of the MC/Org. I'm getting really tired of orange, because i'm always at the solo public session and that's the only color i can get, because it's first.

That's the entire reason I don't play solo sessions lol

I switch sessions until I get a color that isn't default, I'll settle for brown even though I'm not fond of that color either.

[SeberHusky]

5 hours ago, Arrows to Athens said:

This is what happens when you let simpletons fly the plane:

 

 

When you try your best, but you don't succeed. ♪♫♬

 

Really though once the engine is that badly damaged, the plane needs about 3x the runway to take off again because the engine is so weak. He should have continued down the runway, made a u turn around and gained speed back on the second runway. I rather like that plane and used it a couple times on Sightseer missions when no heli's spawned and the time was ticking. I can land it down in the middle of Sandy Shores and on the beach at Paleto and take back off again.

[DuckEarly]

3 hours ago, Cookie Dude said:

Blasterman's alt. account?

sounds like blasterman was onto something 

 

its a series problem constantly getting brushed over and im furious

[HamwithCheese]

I'm sorry weren't you the one that said "people with high KD were competent players that knew what they're doing"? 

 

 

[hugh750]

10 minutes ago, HamwithCheese said:

I'm sorry weren't you the one that said "people with high KD were competent players that knew what they're doing"? 

 

 

k/d in gta online means nothing.

[w9u2jd]

12 hours ago, AGNT009 said:

Im so effing tired of being the Pink or Yellow CEO. Why are these colors even IN the CEO list? Ok, they can be in, but can we put them near the end of the line where you only get the lame girly colors when the max CEOs per lobby is almost reached? I was the 3rd to register as CEO in a room and instantly Im the Pink CEO. WTF. Hardly any real girls play this game, why are we catering to girly colors? Same for the adversary modes, where one team has to be Purple or Pink. Seriously? Adversary teams should be Red, Orange, Blue, and Green. 

 

[SideStunt]

Y’know what absolutely  grinded my f*cking gears? Half of my vehicle collection being wrongly flagged as dirty dupes just because I deleted one custom plate to get a new one and now I can’t apply any custom plates to those vehicles >:c

[DuckEarly]

56 minutes ago, HamwithCheese said:

I'm sorry weren't you the one that said "people with high KD were competent players that knew what they're doing"? 

 

 

i said higher the KD the higher the ethical value of a player, i never said they were competent

 

it goes without saying that people with a stupidly high KD should be banned

44 minutes ago, hugh750 said:

k/d in gta online means nothing.

it just means amount of kills and amount of deaths

 

its a ratio to see how often you are being killed and killing, it means something if you are killing way too many players or getting killed way too often as it debalances the game for everyone 

[RyuNova]

3 hours ago, Awesom-0 said:

* Spending half an hour lobby hopping contact missions in this f*cking game because of all of the retarded people who insist on playing the missions on normal, with some even playing on easy.

 

To all of those people: Please put a tooth pick under your big toe and kick a wall as hard as you can. -_-

 

Then why don't you host the missions instead of moaning like a little bitch? I'm sorry but how dare people play the missions how they want to? How dare they host the missions and yet not put the settings to how you want them. Perhaps they dont want to play on Hard, perhaps they don't want the money.

f*ck me, talking about being an entitled asshole.

10 hours ago, ilovefreebird said:

I bought a bunker earlier this year to put rockets on my Oppressor. I've successfully completed 36 research projects - still no rockets. That's over $4 million in research alone, UGH. Oh well, at least I've got 25 stupid camo liveries for weapons that I'll never use.

 

I kid you not, I got the MOC Cannons as my first research and the Oppressor rockets as the second one.

[whywontyoulisten]

10 hours ago, ilovefreebird said:

I bought a bunker earlier this year to put rockets on my Oppressor. I've successfully completed 36 research projects - still no rockets. That's over $4 million in research alone, UGH. Oh well, at least I've got 25 stupid camo liveries for weapons that I'll never use.

Noob.

 

 

[Lonely-Martin]

4 hours ago, Awesom-0 said:

To all of those people: Please put a tooth pick under your big toe and kick a wall as hard as you can. -_-

Oweee! That's cold man, cold.

[FlacidJack]

ALL ****ING LOADING SCREENS HAVE A CANCEL BUTTON R*.... EXCEPT YOURS!!!

SO MUCH ****ING WASTED TIME WAITING AND REBOOTING THAT COULD EASILY BE AVOIDED WITH ONE ****ING BUTTON.

 

[RyuNova]

@FlacidJack

Yup, said it a while back. R* must have had millions upon millions of complaints about getting frozen on cloud loading screens and yet they refuse to add a simple "Cancel and return to GTA V" button on all of them.