The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[NightShark]

4 hours ago, RyuNova said:

 

I went to let the dog out last night and have a smoke, I could see the screen from where I was stood, the thirteen minute warning popped up and then five minutes later the was kicked for no reason. I was in the main lobby, sat in my car in Passive Mode.

best way to go afk for this sort of thing is to switch to first person view while sitting in a vehicle and rubber band the camera control, I've never been kicked with this method

[No Homing]

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Godzilla is approaching the generator

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GODZILLA IS APPROACHING THE f*ckING GENERATOR

THE f*ckING GENERATOR IS LOSING POWER FUUUUUUUUUUU

 

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Edited July 13, 2018 by No Homing

[Сhrist]

10 minutes ago, No Homing said:

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They need to fix that sh*t. This is going to be my cause of death in tryhard lobbies.

[Arrows to Athens]

Is anybody else's game settings constantly getting reset every time you log on?

 

It's driving me f*cking nuts!

 

 

 

Edited July 13, 2018 by Arrows to Athens

[Sentinel Driver]

4 minutes ago, Arrows to Athens said:

Is anybody else's game settings constantly getting reset every time you log on?

 

It's driving me f*cking nuts!

 

 

 

 

 

Happens to me every time on ps4, but never on xbox one

[Andromeda-J]

HOLY sh1t, they added insurance paying for other players destroyed vehicles to PC version! 

Probably bad sport functions too now?

Edited July 13, 2018 by A.C.M.

[No Homing]

Kinda offtopic, but can I officially declare myself the World's Unluckiest Person?

My PC had a blue screen today and it's friday the 13th. Only I can have that happen. It still runs fine, though. 

[lll-H-I-M-lll]

4 hours ago, Arrows to Athens said:

Is anybody else's game settings constantly getting reset every time you log on?

 

It's driving me f*cking nuts!

 

 

 

Yes 3 times this week,plus loooooooooong loading times roll on the 26th. Its a badsport thing definitely 

[Der Süden]

4 hours ago, Arrows to Athens said:

Is anybody else's game settings constantly getting reset every time you log on?

 

It's driving me f*cking nuts!

 

 

 

I hate it too. Get it like every 5 days or so on PS4. Pretty annoying as I have to readjust camera height, drive-by controls etc. every time.

[lll-H-I-M-lll]

5 minutes ago, Der Norden said:

I hate it too. Get it like every 5 days or so on PS4. Pretty annoying as I have to readjust camera height, drive-by controls etc. every time.

Good or badsport ?

[Arrows to Athens]

13 minutes ago, Der Norden said:

I hate it too. Get it like every 5 days or so on PS4. Pretty annoying as I have to readjust camera height, drive-by controls etc. every time.

It now happens to me every single day. So is this like a PS4 issue or what? If it is, I'm not surprised. There's always something wrong with the damn PS4.

 

Someone really needs to get this to Cockstar's attention. Like, right now.

Edited July 13, 2018 by Arrows to Athens

[Der Süden]

 

7 minutes ago, HARBUJAHN said:

Good or badsport ?

Good sport.

1 minute ago, Arrows to Athens said:

So is this like a PS4 issue or what? If it is, I'm not surprised. There's always something wrong with the damn PS4.

Haven't heard of it being an issue on other platforms. This isn't the first time I'm getting it though. Already had this issue years ago. Sometimes more, sometimes less, and sometimes I didn't have it for a long time.

[lll-H-I-M-lll]

3 minutes ago, Der Norden said:

 

Good sport.

Haven't heard of it being an issue on other platforms. This isn't the first time I'm getting it though. Already had this issue years ago. Sometimes more, sometimes less, and sometimes I didn't have it for a long time.

Badsport lobbys are a f*cker for loading but if this is happening in good sport as well.........................Sort it out Rockstar 

[Neuling2000]

5 hours ago, Arrows to Athens said:

Is anybody else's game settings constantly getting reset every time you log on?

 

It's driving me f*cking nuts!

 

 

 

Close the game and start it again. Works for me every time. 

[Black Boxcar in the dark]

I really hate modders when they spawn cars inside of facilities, garages, etc.

 

....and the stupid mehanic where brings vehicle inside in circle of gang attack....

 

 

[Cheesy_wotsit]

God racing in this game is nothing but pure cancer now.

 

Not withstanding the long term issues of crap physics engine, crap handling, unbalanced cars, rubbish car classification, broken game mechanics such as slipstream and catchup and of course the dribling imbeciles that make up 85% of the folk playing races you at least in the past buried under this mass weight of sh*t had what could be called actual 'proper' races.

 

Now you have,

 

transform races (f*ck these in every single way, the impleentation is so sh*t that you loose full control of your vehicle during the transition period, oh and they are f*cking awful

hotring races, boring, press the throttle and well press the throttle that's it, tedious races and I really hope Rcokstar didn't anyone would be stupid enough to pay for the dedicated car just to have a chance in these rubbish races,

stunt races, can f*ck off, started ok, and are now sitting in the realm of spend 75% of the time with no control over your car, ask ANY racer what racing is about and they will tell you it's about car control so an entire series of races where you spend most of the time NOT controlling your car is nothing short of f*cking stupid, oh and the fact that at least 3 of the course are bugged due to the awful catch up system

special vehicle races, I assume these were meant to be titled special races, as in you would need to be 'special' to enjoy them and 'very special' to be stupid enough to buy the cars to take part in them?

 

but lying on top of all this Rcokstar created badger spunk you have the utter wretched stink of rotting monkey snatch that is the player created races. This is a learning experience for Rcokstar just because you provide the tools for every man his dog and his retard inbred cousin to create content doesn't mean that content is going to be any good, f*ck being good how about playable, f*ck being playable how about they just work? You also have the added fact that Rcokstar have all but given up on actually making decent races themselves. The first wave of stunt races at least had some thought put in to them and required a level of skill now most stunt races are hold the throttle, and run from boost pad to boost pad anyone who has played the Issi classic race Goal can see how f*cking bad some of Rcokstars races are now, this is literally a race in which you spend most of the time driving in a straight line at full speed as is that stupid Issi race set around the wind farm.

 

Why not host your own race... lol sit in a lobby for 30 minutes watching people join and then leave because you have a proper race circuit and not some meme track with flashing lights, boost pads and oooo massive jumps and have decided to disable retard mode (catch up)... mind you saying that sitting in a lobby watching people come and go is significantly more fun than playing 85% of the utter sh*te that passes for racing in this game now.

 

Racing in GTAO today is significantly worse today than it was when the game first launched. How the f*ck have Rcokstar managed that?

[J-Scott-D]

Guilt by proximity.

 

 

[HamwithCheese]

23 minutes ago, Cheesy_wotsit said:

Racing in GTAO today is significantly worse today than it was when the game first launched. How the f*ck have Rcokstar managed that

Pandering. Ad modes and stunt racing draw in the youtubers and kids. I used like a good stunt race but enough is enough, try to make normal racing viable at least.

[TheFroggmann]

15 hours ago, SqualidCoyote said:

 

When I send a message a message through the XBox rather than use the in-game phone, the game nearly always instantly threatens to kick me for being idle.

15 minute timer when the game is active. 

2 minute timer if the game is "minimized". Way too short if you are responding to a message and don't have a keyboard. 

[79'Blazer4x4]

5 hours ago, AlbanyEsperanto said:

....and the stupid mehanic where brings vehicle inside in circle of gang attack....

Gang attacks suck in general. Wanna be in a gang attack location for any reason other than doing a gang attack? Too bad! You're going to get attacked by gang members anyway! It's especially bad at places like Sandy Shores Airfield where there are actually quite a few reasons to be there.

 

A better system instead of the gang members attacking you just for existing in a certain area would have been to have to shoot one of them before they become hostile. That way you could hang around there without being shot at if you don't want to do a gang attack.

[J-Scott-D]

3 hours ago, 79'Blazer4x4 said:

Gang attacks suck in general. Wanna be in a gang attack location for any reason other than doing a gang attack? Too bad! You're going to get attacked by gang members anyway! It's especially bad at places like Sandy Shores Airfield where there are actually quite a few reasons to be there.

 

A better system instead of the gang members attacking you just for existing in a certain area would have been to have to shoot one of them before they become hostile. That way you could hang around there without being shot at if you don't want to do a gang attack.

The one at Sandy Shores Airfield was removed a while back. But yeah, most of them are pretty bad and as usual, the payout really isn't worth it.

 

I do like the one across the street from Gerald's. It's like fish in a barrel.

[Sentinel Driver]

I have 94 million dollars and I feel poor

it's crazy that updates add like 40 million worth of items purchasing when the best you can make in this game without glitches is under 500k an hour and making money in this game is a huge boring grind with you mostly driving slow vehicles from point to point on the map

and buying 40 million in-game dollars would cost you 500 real life dollars so f*ck that sh*t

[Gridl0k]

oh f*ck off

 

Edited July 14, 2018 by Gridl0k

[No Homing]

I'm stuck in the clouds with you

I'm stuck on a black screen with you

[Gridl0k]

me: jesus how did you get all those f*cking bruises?

my char: walked into 83 doors

me: checks out

[RyuNova]

Thats a nice Import/Export car you have there...

It would be a shame if an NPC suddenly and for no reason sped up or changed lanes...

AND f*ckING CRASHED INTO YOU!

[kcole4001]

I've actually been able to deke 'em out a couple of times.

Drive along at speed in their lane, change lanes quick then change back and change speed slightly.

It seems to confuse the AI.

Edited July 14, 2018 by kcole4001

[Action_Andy]

Quick job - Stunt series - Issi Classic crap

 

Quick job - Stunt series - another Issi Classic crap

 

Quick job - Race - Hotring crap

 

Quick job - Stunt series - Issi classic crap

 

Quick job - Race - Target Assault crap

 

Quick job - Stunt series - Issi Cla.. AAARGH!!

 

Quick job - Race - Cirminal Records

 

AAAAAARRRGHHH!!!!

[The_B1u3_Jay]

Is anyone else experiencing a glitch where the game keeps deleting some of your ammo?

 

It gets really annoying having to spend thousands of dollars to buy it again, every time i play missions. It eats up my money, even when i immediately leave after buying all ammo. -_-

Edited July 14, 2018 by Awesom-0

[RyuNova]

7 minutes ago, Awesom-0 said:

Is anyone else experiencing a glitch where the game keeps deleting some of your ammo?

 

It gets really annoying having to spend thousands of dollars to buy it again, every time i play missions. It eats up my money. -_-

 

I had a glitch where if I modded any pistol I lost my Combat and Heavy Pistol and had to rebuy them.