The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[RyuNova]

2 hours ago, Gridl0k said:

Around 2/3rds of crates come in their own slow-ass land vehicle though, and you can't even cargobob it because Rockstar have no f*cking idea what 'unbalanced' means.

 

Thats another reason I think R* does stuff to f*ck players over on purpose. I imagine one of their staff meeting is them sitting around throwing ideas out on how they can impede players without turning them off of the game completely.

Like why does the Cargobob have a weight limit? Why cant I Cargobob stuff like the Post-Op vans to the city?

[whywontyoulisten]

The tumble dryers in the cash factory are bugged, so the woman puts her hand through the closed glass door of the working machine instead of the open door of the stopped one.

[Hazzardtohimself]

My only B&M today is trivial, but involves finding out about the bonuses from last week being extended. 

I was up until 2AM grinding crates to max-out office clutter (because, why not?), but wake up to find that in reality I've got another week. 

So... less of a B&M and more of a G&S (Grumble & Sleep). 

[Sentinel Driver]

These explosive cannon valkyries are out of f*cking control. I spawned into freemode after completing an air race for a daily objective and I get immediately spawn killed by a valkyrie. At first I thought I was orbital cannoned, but the game said I was just "wasted"

Then I saw a CEO nearby and I realized that he was doing a convoy resupply. I mean wtf why did the valkyries go after me when I didn't even have anything to do with his resupply I was in passive mode for f*cks sake

 

edit: AND I HAD TO f*ckING PAY INSURANCE FOR MY JETPACK THAT THE f*ckING VALKYRIE DESTROYED????????? f*ck YOU C*

Edited July 3, 2018 by Sentinel Driver
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[hugh750]

early this morning i tried to make a sale from my weed farm to los santos, but i became a victim of a passive popper in a ether (weaponized plane) or jet!!

he kept carpet bombing me and going back into passive mode so i couldn't shoot him down with my homing launcher even though i could get a lock on him before he could get into passive mode.

r* really needs to ether remove passive mode from all weaponized aircraft or add a cool down timer for passive.

[Sentinel Driver]

so umm what are you supposed to do when you have a plane sell and you get an npc valkyrie chasing after you? The overpowered cannon deals way too much damage to the plane. C* clearly didn't think this through from the perspective of a regular player, but of course they only care about f*cking scam cards

[Nyamber]

THE ACTIVE DISPATCH MISSION HAS BEEN UPDATED.

 

Spoiler

Just thought you'd want to know.

 

[whywontyoulisten]

46 minutes ago, Sentinel Driver said:

so umm what are you supposed to do when you have a plane sell and you get an npc valkyrie chasing after you? The overpowered cannon deals way too much damage to the plane. C* clearly didn't think this through from the perspective of a regular player, but of course they only care about f*cking scam cards

For the 32534645th time, fly away as soon as you see the helicopter blip as it won't chase you. Land, grab an armed vehicle, go to the 3 locations where the helicopters will be, and take them out. It's not difficult, unless you're one of those people who find it impossible to learn, take advice, or use your brain to come up with a strategy. "Scam cards" are for the stupid.

[kcole4001]

41 minutes ago, irish.chr said:

THE ACTIVE DISPATCH MISSION HAS BEEN UPDATED.

 

  Reveal hidden contents

Just thought you'd want to know.

 

Whew, I hadn't seen one of those messages since....wait, yeah I have....

[JoEddie123]

1 hour ago, Sentinel Driver said:

so umm what are you supposed to do when you have a plane sell and you get an npc valkyrie chasing after you? The overpowered cannon deals way too much damage to the plane. C* clearly didn't think this through from the perspective of a regular player, but of course they only care about f*cking scam cards

When u get this mission hop in the plane and then hop out. The locations will be highlighted on ur map. Take a buzzard/lazer/etc and go to each location. The Valkeries will be waiting at some drops take them out. Come back to LSIA and fly high with the Titan to avoid those radio towers. I did this mission two days ago with 13 minutes still left.

[FPU___]

Pilots who fly in front of the fighter jets on Prison Heist should be permabanned from the game/planet.

Edited July 3, 2018 by FPU___

[Sentinel Driver]

25 minutes ago, whywontyoulisten said:

For the 32534645th time, fly away as soon as you see the helicopter blip as it won't chase you. Land, grab an armed vehicle, go to the 3 locations where the helicopters will be, and take them out. It's not difficult, unless you're one of those people who find it impossible to learn, take advice, or use your brain to come up with a strategy. "Scam cards" are for the stupid.

 

I managed to avoid two helicopters by flying away as soon as I saw them but the third one came after me. Blew me up before I could f*cking land, but quitting the game saved all of my cargo

can I f*cking complain about the game in a thread about complaining without being an asshat to me

[FPU___]

The session you're trying to join is full of players, but we thought you needed a cloud break.

[whywontyoulisten]

15 minutes ago, Sentinel Driver said:

 

I managed to avoid two helicopters by flying away as soon as I saw them but the third one came after me. Blew me up before I could f*cking land, but quitting the game saved all of my cargo

So you tried to just fly past them all instead of landing and dealing with them straight away.

17 minutes ago, Sentinel Driver said:

can I f*cking complain about the game in a thread about complaining without being an asshat to me

When you stop being an asshat to yourself, yes.

[MrClownSocks]

Some f*cking little feckless c*nt blew up my three cargo crates, so I said “f*ck you bitch boy”. Then he proceeded to make real life threats how he was going to kill me in my sleep then started spouting some kind of Islamic mumbo jumbo. 

 

Seriously f*ck this community. I don’t go around blowing up your sh*t so why the f*ck do you think it’s ok to blow my sh*t up. “Because the game tells you to?” People don’t follow orders ever in real life so why the f*ck are they starting to in a game. Sheesh! 

[Shadowfennekin]

Really pissing me off how I/E isn't getting double

Yet this is like the six or seventh week THIS YEAR that Smugglers has been doubled

About the four or fifth Crates had a bonus.... and IDK about Bikers as I just ignore those mostly... but I know it's at least 4/5 weeks too.

 

Meanwhile I/E hasn't been doubled in nearly a f*cking year now! JUST GIVE ME THE HOLY GRAIL BACK!

[Rafae]

1 minute ago, Shadowfennekin said:

Really pissing me off how I/E isn't getting double

Yet this is like the six or seventh week THIS YEAR that Smugglers has been doubled

About the four or fifth Crates had a bonus.... and IDK about Bikers as I just ignore those mostly... but I know it's at least 4/5 weeks too.

 

Meanwhile I/E hasn't been doubled in nearly a f*cking year now! JUST GIVE ME THE HOLY GRAIL BACK!

 

They probably regret making it double in the first place. That one time they did it seemed like a test and boy did it blow up in their scummy f*cking faces.

 

Crazy because all these other bonuses aren't exactly soft either.... you can make an insane amount of money assuming you put the work in but I guess with double I/E it got to a point where the rewards highly outnumbered the risk/actual work being put in. 

 

Just my take on it anyway.

[Shadowfennekin]

56 minutes ago, Rafae said:

 

They probably regret making it double in the first place. That one time they did it seemed like a test and boy did it blow up in their scummy f*cking faces.

 

Crazy because all these other bonuses aren't exactly soft either.... you can make an insane amount of money assuming you put the work in but I guess with double I/E it got to a point where the rewards highly outnumbered the risk/actual work being put in. 

 

Just my take on it anyway.

Can't lock onto I/E vehicles, I/E easily soloable and quick pay out. Harder for tryhards to ruin....

Guess all that is why it isn't getting double cash

 

25% won't even be acceptable to me.... just pathetic

[RyuNova]

17 minutes ago, Shadowfennekin said:

Can't lock onto I/E vehicles, I/E easily soloable and quick pay out. Harder for tryhards to ruin....

Guess all that is why it isn't getting double cash

 

25% won't even be acceptable to me.... just pathetic

 

I said before. If you rotate swapping high end cars with three other players you could make nearly seven hundred thousand an hour for twenty minutes work at double cash. 

 

That's on top of everything else.

 

[FukNRekd]

Doing VIP stuff and decided to sting a 3 person CEO crew to see if they would chase me doing Haulage. Killed em all twice then started VIP and they all went to Paleto Bay. Fine.

 

Start PP thinking they will try that but no. So I land on top of vine wood hill, get out to admire the sunset, then look at map for a few mins.

 

Close the map and get notified I got mugged for 10k. LOL.

 

Chase the mugger but don't catch him in time. Stop and look around and I swear I can hear 3 people laughing hysterically. At me.

Next message saying I'm in a lobby by myself. Dammit.

[Smokewood]

10 hours ago, Gridl0k said:

Weird, I have no memory of these. 

He calls me everyday and tells me to "take my tampon out" and try a base jump!!!

3 hours ago, MrClownSocks said:

Some f*cking little feckless c*nt blew up my three cargo crates, so I said “f*ck you bitch boy”. Then he proceeded to make real life threats how he was going to kill me in my sleep then started spouting some kind of Islamic mumbo jumbo. 

 

Seriously f*ck this community. I don’t go around blowing up your sh*t so why the f*ck do you think it’s ok to blow my sh*t up. “Because the game tells you to?” People don’t follow orders ever in real life so why the f*ck are they starting to in a game. Sheesh! 

They are not following orders. They are confused about why you are upset and then they are pointing out that it is part of the game. Afterall there is a message that alerts me to you running a shipment and let's me know that it is okay to blow it up, and in fact I will even be rewarded....

 

Get it now?

[Shadowfennekin]

2 hours ago, RyuNova said:

 

I said before. If you rotate swapping high end cars with three other players you could make nearly seven hundred thousand an hour for twenty minutes work at double cash. 

 

That's on top of everything else.

 

But helping doesn't reward you sh*t

[RyuNova]

2 minutes ago, Shadowfennekin said:

But helping doesn't reward you sh*t

 

But you would rotate out between all of your players.

Have all of the players source a high end car, have one player collect them all and then sell them then go the same with each player and by the time its your turn again the timer will be done and repeat.

Double money on this would net you near seven hundred thousand a turn.

[kcole4001]

21 minutes ago, Smokewood said:

 

They are not following orders. They are confused about why you are upset and then they are pointing out that it is part of the game. Afterall there is a message that alerts me to you running a shipment and let's me know that it is okay to blow it up, and in fact I will even be rewarded....

 

Get it now?

So that makes real life death threats OK?

No.

That person is an ass.

[MrClownSocks]

35 minutes ago, Smokewood said:

They are not following orders. They are confused about why you are upset and then they are pointing out that it is part of the game. Afterall there is a message that alerts me to you running a shipment and let's me know that it is okay to blow it up, and in fact I will even be rewarded....

 

Get it now?

I can’t even tell if you’re serious or are trolling.

 

The so called “reward” you get is nothing special and a waste of time if you’re looking to make real money in this game. I doubt too that people are “confused” about why one would be “upset”. Their sh*t that they just spent $18,000 on just got blown up outside of their warehouse because some guy gets a hard on making others waste their time. Just because something in the game “recommends” you to do something doesn’t mean you actually have to do it. 

 

Do you get it now @Smokewood? 

[Shadowfennekin]

41 minutes ago, RyuNova said:

 

But you would rotate out between all of your players.

Have all of the players source a high end car, have one player collect them all and then sell them then go the same with each player and by the time its your turn again the timer will be done and repeat.

Double money on this would net you near seven hundred thousand a turn.

.....then how do you get 700k out of all this?

[HamwithCheese]

1 hour ago, Smokewood said:

They are not following orders. They are confused about why you are upset and then they are pointing out that it is part of the game. Afterall there is a message that alerts me to you running a shipment and let's me know that it is okay to blow it up, and in fact I will even be rewarded....

Do you always do what you're told? 

[EkaSwede]

1 hour ago, RyuNova said:

 

But you would rotate out between all of your players.

Have all of the players source a high end car, have one player collect them all and then sell them then go the same with each player and by the time its your turn again the timer will be done and repeat.

Double money on this would net you near seven hundred thousand a turn.

That's assuming all 4 can manage to get different cars with different plates. 2 persons get a car with an identical plate/one has the plate already you can't store it. Then there's a 50 minute cooldown for exporting 4 cars (although in the long long run you export more cars per hour)

 

And once one person has sold 4 cars they won't earn a single dollar for 30 minutes since they'll spend all that time filling up someone else's garage. I don't see how that method is so much better than doing it solo. There's room for error unless super careful planning is done ahead (everyone has 31 cars and the missing top range ones are different for each person).

 

All in all, while on paper you get a lot of money for "twenty minutes of work" the other 3 are getting nothing for "twenty minutes of work" Seems like lots of missed opportunity and since you're 4 in an organization there's the risk randoms pop in and decide to be assholes and you'd need a 5th person to be outside of the organization to prevent Blue Sultans from appearing.

 

When solo, you export a car you want to source (using 10/10/12 trick), cargobob a new one (X80 Proto is great for this. Lightweight!) do VIP work while you wait for cooldown and refill bunker/sellbunker in between when option pops up. and you can do this solo and therefore mess about with MTU and stuff and neve rrun the risk of dimbulbs dropping into your session.

 

tl;dr Reason I/E won't get doubled is because it's incredibly easy and efficient when doing it solo as opposed to GR, MC Business and Crates. It's reckless haymakers vs rapid jabs.

[hugh750]

today i swear the game was being weird, after i started sourcing a car from my ceo office, i tried to get in my armored kuruma but the game wouldn't let me get in my car (ether by driver's side or passenger's side), so i grab a car off the street and started driving to the car i needed to source when i saw this car with no driver going in circles!

 

http://xboxdvr.com/gamer/hugh750/video/54835221

Edited July 4, 2018 by hugh750

[kcole4001]

Last night the popo destroyed my Opressor during a massive clusterfux of a bunker sell mission, and when I tried to call it in again, I got the message it was impounded. 

OK, fine, that's what, $250 or something?

No prob, but today to get it back I get the message it's been destroyed, call Mors Mutual.

OK.....then I have to pay $10,000 to get it back!

WTF?

 

And that stupid police ambush on the Western Bagger...I call Lester and get rid of my wanted lvl, next thing I know a cop car rams me off the bike from behind and kills me.

FFS!

I stel the bulletproof FIBBY car and kill a bunch of them, then get the Opressor and fly awat for a bit to lose the wanted lvl, then come back and grab the Bagger to finish the mission.

Smooth sailing after that.

Makes no sense at all. 

 

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22 minutes ago, hugh750 said:

today i swear the game was being weird, after i started sourcing a car from my ceo office, i tried to get in my armored kuruma but the game wouldn't let me get in my car (ether by driver's side or passenger's side), so i grab a car off the street and started driving to the car i needed to source when i saw this car with no driver going in circles!

 

http://xboxdvr.com/gamer/hugh750/video/54835221

Ahhh....one of Google's new driverless cars....works quite well, as you can see...

Edited July 4, 2018 by kcole4001