The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[Rafae]

Asking someone on my friends list to help with a biker sale turns into a full blown twelve minute conversation about nothing smh.

 

This is why I prefer asking crew members only for help.

[ALifeOfMisery]

Couldn't resist one final round of bonus biker sales. I'd had a nightmare with infinite cloud sim, so decided to just do the sales I got.

 

Trash truck

Trash truck

Bagger police sting

Passive smoke weed van

3 Dodo

 

Shut all 5 down until I see how useful they are to nightclubs.

 

F*ck that.

Edited July 2, 2018 by ALifeOfMisery

[Rafae]

3 sea planes solo?

 

 

 

I made sure to ask for help everytime and I was only selling at 1.5-2 bars. Never ever solo-ing biker sales again. Nuh uh, f*ck that.

 

[TheRipperOfLagoZancudo]

I only have an mc to give the helpers better pay during double bunker sales. 

[Sinnen]

You know guys... I'm drunk and high as f*ck now. I think this game is trolling me. Every f*cking time I got dune FAV mission for my bunker sales this week. I f*cking hate f*cking dune FAVs. But I'm strong, I dealed with this sh*t. And today, after f*cking dune FAV mission I got a notification for heist setup called RESCUE AGENT 14. I was like: SERIOUSLY BLYAT???? f*ck you and your sell missions, I wish invisible juggernauts will invisibly f*ck you with their invisible dicks. Sorry for my bad English.

[LunaticPandora]

Another npc driver video -

 

 

So apparently drivers are attempting to stop me getting into my car now? Guess they forgot cars have a door on either side.

[Sinnen]

3 minutes ago, LunaticPandora said:

Another npc driver video -

 

 

So apparently drivers are attempting to stop me getting into my car now? Guess they forgot cars have a door on either side.

guess this was a "stop while the player cross the road" trigger. Lucky you, I can't cross the road without laying on someone's car.

[Sentinel Driver]

Every time you walk past the spot for the safe in your office the game prompts you to go to dynasty 8 to buy the f*cking safe. The completely useless safe. What a scam. The least c* could have done was to make the safe function like an ATM but with an unique interface, but I guess that's too much to ask for

[Shadowfennekin]

2 hours ago, Rafae said:

3 sea planes solo?

 

 

 

I made sure to ask for help everytime and I was only selling at 1.5-2 bars. Never ever solo-ing biker sales again. Nuh uh, f*ck that.

 

Least that one is actually passable on your own

Unlike the Trash Truck and sh*t Op Vans

[Rafae]

^ Yeah but it comes very close to the end time, just like with trash trucks.

[Sentinel Driver]

f*ck off Martin

 

[A Maned Wolf]

When Watch Dogs 2 has better modeled vehicles and mass than GTA V...

[MrClownSocks]

It takes 2 head shots to kill another player with the heavy explosive sniper. WTF!? 

 

Also so on Motor Wars what’s with all these pussys hiding on rooftops of Maze Bank and not parachuting down until sudden death? Oh one more thing, why the f*ck am I on a “team” of 12 plus people and literally 11 of them will commit suicide. f*ck you if you do this on purpose and f*ck you if you’re that stupid and don’t know how to parachute. 

 

Yep, I feel better now, lol. 

[xwinkx_girlYakuza]

And that is why GTA's version of battle royale sucks 

[ALifeOfMisery]

7 hours ago, Rafae said:

3 sea planes solo?

 

Snip

 

I made sure to ask for help everytime and I was only selling at 1.5-2 bars. Never ever solo-ing biker sales again. Nuh uh, f*ck that.

 

I've got all the city businesses, 3 planes from Del Perro beach to SS/PB.

 

I keep my sales to the same level as you, but for some reason one full supply bar has been making 4.5 product bars in two and a half hours in the Doc Forgery.

 

I only reopen it during bonus weeks, was tempted to blow them up but I did the same sale lots when my Coke supplies were bugged and knew I could do it in around 27 minutes.

 

Wasn't even close to worth it for the money.

Edited July 3, 2018 by ALifeOfMisery

[hugh750]

have you guys ever wished you could tell ljt to shut up and stop calling us??

 

i pretty much did tonight while i was in a firefight with cops and a couple of randoms (minus the random who joined my org).

ljt called me causing me unable to lock on other targets ending in my death.

 

plus how do i upload videos on this new site?

 

http://xboxdvr.com/gamer/hugh750/video/54746247

Edited July 3, 2018 by hugh750

[ALifeOfMisery]

Just now, hugh750 said:

have you guys ever wished you could tell ljt to shut up and stop calling us??

You can shut him up. Make sure supplies are green and close the businesses. He never calls.

[hugh750]

6 hours ago, Sinnen said:

guess this was a "stop while the player cross the road" trigger. Lucky you, I can't cross the road without laying on someone's car.

tonight while i had a $7k bounty on me outside a gunstore i called for my armored kuruma, after it arrived i tried to get into it but a npc driver turned a corned and jumped the curb running me over nearly killing me (i guess the npc was trying to claim my bounty).

[autofanatic]

f*ck, my damn graphic card's dead, I cannot f*cking play until I buy a new one.

[KonaSquid]

15 hours ago, RyuNova said:

I said it on here before.

 

 

I imagine many of us were kids during the transition from San Andreas to GTA IV.
I personally remember being upset at the changes in GTA IV back then, but now it's my favorite one.

[lll-H-I-M-lll]

2 hours ago, ALifeOfMisery said:

You can shut him up. Make sure supplies are green and close the businesses. He never calls.

If only we could do that with dom! that irritating annoying f*cktard really pisses me off 

[PetrolCB]

How are you still getting calls from Dom? Honestly, I can’t even make up the last time I got a call from him. 

Edited July 3, 2018 by PetrolCB

[M.K.N.]

TLDR, my Monday was erratic at best. Wanna know why?

 

Here's why.

 

Was minding my own business trying to do some resupplies until some random asshat (excuse my language, and didn't want to name because naming and shaming is against the rules) decided to blow me up, all over for what? A mugger? Seriously? And not once, but TWICE, while sourcing a vehicle too. Honestly, he should just be happy that I didn't bother wasting $750k on a single Orbital Cannon shot. And none of my friends (and some are friends with him) stood up for me. At ALL. They all pretended by playing neutral, because they're either spineless or are basically making things worse.

 

On top of that, there was a solo griefer in a Deluxo who thinks its fun to blow me up to kingdom come whilst delivering a crate. Guess it's one of the reasons solo lobbies or lobbies filled with anti-griefers are a thing these days.

[lll-H-I-M-lll]

1 hour ago, PetrolCB said:

How are you still getting calls from Dom? Honestly, I can’t even make up the last time I got a call from him. 

Every bloody day and session he calls me this is punishment from rockstar lol, i used too never get any calls at all till the dickhead popped up from nowhere followed by bruce,martin and ron 

[Gridl0k]

^ You've never phoned Dom for whatever it is that Dom does. Try that.

 

Bruce is BST, Martin & Ron want you to ask for a mission, iirc.

 

Literally no character ever phones me.

Edited July 3, 2018 by Gridl0k

[lll-H-I-M-lll]

Just now, Gridl0k said:

^ You've never phoned Dom for whatever it is that Dom does. Try that.

Il give that a try shame i can't meet him in game with a stun gun or cattle prod lol

[Gridl0k]

Quote

Throughout GTA Online, Dom will contact the player by mobile phone, inviting him to extreme base jump events located at the "Parachute" markers on the map. Each call will involve him bragging about how he either has or is about to pull off a parachute jump before inviting the player to complete it with him. After the call, a specific Parachuting waypoint will be highlighted.

Weird, I have no memory of these. 

[RyuNova]

These last few days of Cargo Crates and the previous I/E made me realise that Double Money is fair. Thats what the basic pay outs should be, its still a tedious grind but I have had fun and the money is enough.

A quarter million for around an hours work Solo on just Crates is balanced.

Edit - Also the only reason I did it that fast was because I have a Thruster. Collecting crates with just a land vehicle would be mind numbingly boring and even double cash is not worth it so I cant imagine doing it for the base cash.

Edited July 3, 2018 by RyuNova

[WillProx]

12 minutes ago, RyuNova said:

These last few days of Cargo Crates and the previous I/E made me realise that Double Money is fair. Thats what the basic pay outs should be, its still a tedious grind but I have had fun and the money is enough.

A quarter million for around an hours work Solo on just Crates is balanced.

Edit - Also the only reason I did it that fast was because I have a Thruster. Collecting crates with just a land vehicle would be mind numbingly boring and even double cash is not worth it so I cant imagine doing it for the base cash.

This is why i stick to the rule.

3 ways i could deal with GTA businesses. First - Its new. Second - friend need a hand. Third - Its on 2x/50%/3x/25% yada yada yada

[Gridl0k]

Around 2/3rds of crates come in their own slow-ass land vehicle though, and you can't even cargobob it because Rockstar have no f*cking idea what 'unbalanced' means.