The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[badmoon]

Got to disagree, the word that you are using describes something that is at least rather useful! Which they are not.

Edited June 16, 2018 by badmoon
Premature enter key...

[kcole4001]

2 hours ago, LunaticPandora said:

Three Stooges -

 

 

I realise I'm not free of blame, but I couldn't stop laughing at it anyway

Had to watch it a few times, it's hilarious!

I love how the security just looks down a takes another drag like it's business as usual: "yep, more clumsy a$$ heisters"

[Killer Whale]

I was just doing the Act I Finale with two other people. Just as we go down down the first stairs, we start killing people and I get killed. Okay, my bad there. So I spam the R2 to restart the heist, and nothing happens. I keep and keep spamming it to no avail. Until time runs out and "Continue" appears and throws out the heist. I don't know what the hell is this, but my guess it has to be the sh*tty coding of the Rockstar people, because I've been having sound issues in the game, like the MG bullets of the other guy in the heist being muted. and the other day losing complete audio during a heist IIRC.

[Shadowfennekin]

Got Bogdan Problem when going on-call so I decided to roll with it

Only..... the Avenger can't go into Autopilot mode?!

I was stuck being bored out of my mind flying in circles as the space you're allowed to be in is so damn small!

And then I landed the thing and went into the back so I could kill the helis so my partner wouldn't get shredded once he got to shore..... and loading..... loading..... YEP! I'm stuck!

f*ck that autopilot glitch! If it wasn't just us, it wouldn't be a problem.

Yes, I could have gotten out..... but with 5 helicopters looking at me, with AI accuracy.... I'd be dead the moment I left the Avenger.

[Dragon_Of_Tragedy]

Bad sport for red dead 2 if you kill a horse? Oh god.

 

Bad sport lobby is so clunky. Like the new gta forums. Lol 

Edited June 17, 2018 by Dragon_Of_Tragedy
Stroke me like a ego

[Shadowfennekin]

The "I don't get paid for setups so neither should you" people just piss me off

Prison Bus is f*cking EASY, if you die on that or on the Cop team then I'm sorry but you don't deserve to play this game. f*cking idiots

[Kushology]

2 minutes ago, Shadowfennekin said:

Prison Bus is f*cking EASY, if you die on that 

 

I've died on that by the hand of someone else. I was getting out of my car to get in the bus. Dickhead turned my way, didn't notice I wasn't an NPC and hit me, dead.

 

I also killed someone on the cop team the same way basically, the timing was just too good.

 

 

Cop team was just f*cking about, to put it into perspective, I stole, delivered the Casco. Stole that Baller, drove all the way back to LS and then...this.

[Shadowfennekin]

Random guy 'adds' me as I'm loading up a Heist lobby

"You better run, me and my crew are going to hunt you down!"

I'm guessing it might be the guy that I shot when I got kicked from a Doomsday Heist and ended up at Paleto Facility. I shot him then joined into a Fleeca finale.

Came out with a 9k bounty and forced the low level to take it by punching him until he shot me.

 

I blocked the guy making the threat, and any random 'adds' I get for the forseeable future are getting insta-blocked. Only exception is if I Heisted or did VIP work with them. I'm not having my Night Club sh*t disturbed because some 'tough' crew is after me.

[Irish45455]

Hop on GTA to try and make a little money doing a bunker sale and maybe some Simeon missions. Haven't been in the session for ten minutes when I get a message: "I can buy ur acount? If yes, who much?" I was like, da fuq? Who asks to buy the account of a rank 614? Oh, it was from a rank 14. Makes sense. Even still, I wouldn't sell my account for anything. Even though I had to start all over because Rockstar's screwy transferring from last general to PS4 in the beginning screwed up and I lost my rank 243 character, I wouldn't be able to assign a value to my account. I have an executive office, facility, bunker, hangar and a lot of vehicles. I didn't get this far just so I could sell my account to some scrub who is just going to sell every valuable vehicle I have just to get whatever new supercar comes out and paint it chrome with hot pink dollar sign rims. 

Edited June 17, 2018 by Irish45455
Misspelled words. Damn Autocorrect.

[slowburn29]

How does rockstar define maintenance exactly? Because I get stuck in the clouds basically anytime I change sessions, I'm gonna say more so than before the maintenance, so the clouds, maintained as they are, don't seem to have an exit when you enter them

 

Takes about 10 minutes to join online from the load screen

 

It's like they don't want me playing? One car club gangster no longer welcome online? Or are the Houser brothers just dumb sh*ts who don't even play their own game to know what an awful mess it's become

 

I hope the maintenance guys poop on company time

[MrClownSocks]

So I get in a session from finishing a setup mission and am only in there for 30 seconds before some nasty individuals start vote kicking me. I get that people want to have peaceful lobbies to do there waste of a time biker sh*t and am all for this but to me this is a clear abuse of the kick feature. I shouldn’t get bad sport points and kicked because someone’s nervous about dying in a video game. 

 

Also why is it when I launch the hiest finale with only 1 other person all of a sudden when we’re on the pay cut screen there’s 4 people? Typical. I get too many people who want to join the finale but have to wait 10 minutes for even 1 to join a setup mission. smh 

Edited June 17, 2018 by MrClownSocks

[ciel]

lvl 118 starts hh, they do laps of the whole island instead of killing the targets.

 

why do I even play this f*cking game? 

[GAUNTLET HELLFIRE]

Go on call for a contact mission and get It Takes a Thief with a level 9 as soon as we load in and I get into my car he starts shooting at me. F*ck that I run the bastard over and quit.

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

y tho?

[Big Molio]

Every race atm seems to be hosted by noobs who turn the custom vehicles off!

 

Also, map button seems to be broke in creator?

[Shadowfennekin]

I don't care who are you, but if you think you can make somebody drill for 30% you are a f*cking c*nt!

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

^This.
Also f*ck Doomsday Heist on Hard mode, If I wanted to deal with Bullet Sponge sim, I'd play pre-patch TC The Division 

[Nyamber]

Why the hell does it cost $1000 to call the Annihilator to the office helipad, yet only $500 to call the Buzzard? How does that make sense in any way? 

[GAUNTLET HELLFIRE]

Payouts for contact mission suck no wonder it's so hard to get people to do them with. With the loading times and the time to do the mission and the time it took people to join I could have sourced an I/E vehicle then sold it and done a HH and got 100k instead of this 9k insult and half of that money is going on ammo and body armor.

 

This is with double money

 

 

3k are you f*cking kidding that won't even cover the cost of the MK 2 ammo I used

 

I would need to do this for 10 every day for a f*cking year just to be able to afford a new supercar. R* you want to increase the prices of dlc stuff fine but you need increase the payout of the old jobs as well. I/E, bunkers, VIP work etc is decent money but doing it everyday get boring let me make some money in missions, LTS etc. 

Edited June 17, 2018 by Maxx1013

[Spider-Vice]

They have to somehow force people into playing all the latest adversary modes, which are just rehashes of older ones...

[Big Molio]

38 minutes ago, irish.chr said:

Why the hell does it cost $1000 to call the Annihilator to the office helipad, yet only $500 to call the Buzzard? How does that make sense in any way? 

 

Annihilator is bigger so uses more fuel.

[GAUNTLET HELLFIRE]

Go on call for a contact mission get Meth'd Up and a second later before I had a chance to quit the mission starts.

 

To make this even worse the guy is driving my car. This son of a b*tch is destroying Ellie.

[Nyamber]

4 minutes ago, Big Molio said:

 

Annihilator is bigger so uses more fuel.

The cargobob is bigger and it costs $200

[Gridl0k]

please die

 

Edited June 17, 2018 by Gridl0k
whoops massive

[Shadowfennekin]

1 hour ago, irish.chr said:

Why the hell does it cost $1000 to call the Annihilator to the office helipad, yet only $500 to call the Buzzard? How does that make sense in any way? 

Same reason they charge $1000 to spawn sh*t that ain't even weaponized there

It's just stupid, much easier to jump off the roof and parachute to a Pegasus spawn

[Dr.Rosenthal]

Yesterday I met someone who truly abused the OTR and EWO features. It was impossible to get to him. Was he a good player? I have no idea.

 

I think he must’ve believed he was really smart or something, and I gotta give it to him; he abused those features to a T. But I always wonder; what morons like playing the game this way?

 

I’m not mad or anything, I love this game and all its inhabitants, but I don’t think I’d personally enjoy playing scared-suicide-bomber-simulator. Because it has to be like this always for him, no?

 

Go Ghost/OTR -> attack/kill someone unprovoked -> kill yourself -> kill yourself -> kill yourself -> kill yourself -> kill yourself -> kill yourself -> kill yourself -> kill yourself -> Go Ghost/OTR -> attack/kill someone unprovoked -> kill yourself -> kill yourself -> kill yourself etc etc etc etc

 

I mean, is this FUN to them? And they think they’re trolling... who exactly? Because to me it looks like they’re only trolling themselves lol

[Gridl0k]

Mechanic

Office desk

SecuroServ

Biker MC

Pegasus

Personal aircraft

Special Vehicles

MOC storage

Request Personal Vehicle

 

please make tidier r* kthx

 

[EkaSwede]

18 hours ago, LunaticPandora said:

Three Stooges -

 

 

I realise I'm not free of blame, but I couldn't stop laughing at it anyway

The best part IMO is how the security guard doesn't react at all.

 

Guard: "This is fine"

[kcole4001]

He's gotta be in a union.

Apparently cleaning up is not his job.

8 hours ago, MrClownSocks said:

.............. I shouldn’t get bad sport points and kicked because someone’s nervous about dying in a video game. 

 

..................

You get bad sport points for being kicked?

 

[S1ster P1stol]

one time I went to a sh*t show car show (last one I'll ever go to) and they started kicking me and sniping me like fags because I was doing criminal damage for an extra few thousand. I wasn't killing anyone or destroying anyone's cars. they cried and said "you'll bring the cops here" if you play enough gta to and participate in those random events, you'll know damn well cops don't ever show up in criminal damage

 

f*ckin idiotic noobs.