The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[Shadowfennekin]

3 hours ago, Sentinel Driver said:

Why do noobs jump out of my weaponized/armored vehicles during heists and get themselves killed?

EVERY SINGLE f*ckING TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That is the reason I don't do PB Plane anymore

Would be so much easier if you just stayed in my damn Kuruma

[Sentinel Driver]

The game is called Grand Theft Auto.

 

Grand: The game is a grand f*ck fest. Freemode is a warzone with people obsessed protecting their virtual kd ratio. Randoms are hopelessly stupid. The 5-year-old game is old and it shows. The map is way too small for all the chaos

 

Theft: The biggest theft is rockstar trying to sell 8 million virtual dollars for nearly double the price of the game. In game you can't really steal sh*t. You have to buy everything. You save United States from a nuclear strike and the goverment pays you 1 million dollars when their annual defence budget is over 500 billion. Makes f*cking sense.

 

Auto: Regular cars are worthless in the warzone that is GTA Online. Your vehicle needs to be equipped with heat seeking missiles if you want to get anything done.  Why would the average player want a boring car when they can get around much quicker in an unrealistic rocket bike that has missiles?

[Irish45455]

Listen Madrazo, I told you this when you started with the Adversary Mode invites, and even more so with Transform Race invites and basically every goddamn thing they use you as a contact for: I'm not f*cking interested! Jesus H. Christ dude. If they don't make it so you can hide Dispatch Services on the map and hide whatever they'll call it, Current Dispatch Services Mission That's Going On, I'm gonna be mildly salty. They're not soloable so I couldn't give any less of a f*ck if I tried.

 

I left my game on and went to the store, was gone maybe half an hour, tops. Come back to my game and twenty four invites, all but two from Madrazo. Like Jesus Rockstar, I know you want to show off your shiny new additions to the game! I get it! But spamming invites isn't going to make me play the damn missions. Capiche?

Edited June 7, 2018 by Irish45455
Forgot a letter in the word know

[Shadowfennekin]

22 minutes ago, Irish45455 said:

Listen Madrazo, I told you this when you started with the Adversary Mode invites, and even more so with Transform Race invites and basically every goddamn thing they use you as a contact for: I'm not f*cking interested! Jesus H. Christ dude. If they don't make it so you can hide Dispatch Services on the map and hide whatever they'll call it, Current Dispatch Services Mission That's Going On, I'm gonna be mildly salty. They're not soloable so I couldn't give any less of a f*ck if I tried.

 

I left my game on and went to the store, was gone maybe half an hour, tops. Come back to my game and twenty four invites, all but two from Madrazo. Like Jesus Rockstar, I know you want to show off your shiny new additions to the game! I get it! But spamming invites isn't going to make me play the damn missions. Capiche?

They better let us remove it.

Shouldn't it count as "missions"?

Unlike Lamar, he won't f*ck off after you finish the Dispatch missions. You're stuck with the Mz on your minimap..... 

[Coleco]

Next month's messages from Madrazo:

 

I'm updating my Privacy Policy...

[Commander S]

Lol - if only...

 

Imagine if next update, all those spammy 'buy an MOC/Avenger/facility/bunker/hangar' messages got replaced with "we're sorry to see you go - you'll be removed from our mailing list if you don't choose to opt back in".  That alone, and the option to turn all that noise OFF, once and for all, would make it one of the best updates ever.

[FukNRekd]

Trying to read GTAF on Mozilla Firefox mobile. Been crashing for years, many time a day but I don't like the other mobile browsers so I punish myself.

 

When it crashes it throws up a report page where you can send info and notes. For months I would write witty quips about their inability to trap memory errors. I include my email address so they can contact me.

 

 

Lately I've just been writing f*ck you and sending that. Today I decided to try the voice to text feature and it filtered it with stars.

 

Ok, I get that so I typed it again but spelt it Fvck you and guess what? It corrected the spelling and didn't filter it. WTF?

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

I just.......*sigh*


I don't even know anymore.

[autofanatic]

3 hours ago, Irish45455 said:

Listen Madrazo, I told you this when you started with the Adversary Mode invites, and even more so with Transform Race invites and basically every goddamn thing they use you as a contact for: I'm not f*cking interested! Jesus H. Christ dude. If they don't make it so you can hide Dispatch Services on the map and hide whatever they'll call it, Current Dispatch Services Mission That's Going On, I'm gonna be mildly salty. They're not soloable so I couldn't give any less of a f*ck if I tried.

 

I left my game on and went to the store, was gone maybe half an hour, tops. Come back to my game and twenty four invites, all but two from Madrazo. Like Jesus Rockstar, I know you want to show off your shiny new additions to the game! I get it! But spamming invites isn't going to make me play the damn missions. Capiche?

f*cking spamming invites? I hate to say this but it is f*cking better than spamming phone calls, I mean f*ck Lester and Ron, they still f*cking call me every time when I f*cking join GTAO. f*ck this bullsh*t, Why are you doing these spamming sh*t? rockstar, f*ck you

[Arrows to Athens]

In Dispatch IV, why can't you jump out of these windows?

 

 

What the hell, Cockstar?

Edited June 8, 2018 by Arrows to Athens

[TheFroggmann]

7 hours ago, GunTotinHippie said:

How many f*cking times am I gonna lose connection while actually bringing the supplies back to the bunker?

 

Try being in a nearly full lobby, with the "All Business" single-insurgent delivery and...

 

 

and yes I do aim for the pedestrians... Little did I know the last one tripped over my connection.

Edited June 8, 2018 by TheFroggmann

[Rockett800]

I've had my minimap clean ever since they gave us the beautiful option to get rid of certain markers. Had it as simple as the story map, my apartments, my businesses, and the salons, clothing stores and convenience stores. Makes looking at the map so much neater when it's not covered in multicolored spots so that you can't see streets anymore. So how in Rockstars right mind make it so that you can't hide the new Madrazo missions? I'm a solo player, there's no major reward for playing them, I'm not going to. Yet they're always on my map now, and I get those pop up notifications about how "The new Madrazo missions has changed" or whatever it says. Just absolutely lame.

 

Also, anyone remember when Stunt Races weren't under Madrazo's strange command? How it used to be thrill seeker Dom when they first came out? Why'd that change? What's the point of making every single Adversary Mode and Race a Madrazo job? It doesn't even make sense for him to be involved! 

[Slonitram]

Guy joins a casual 1v1 deathmatch (I just wanted to get my daily objectives done) and upon seeing a player dressed in complete casual clothing, he immediatelly feels the need to put on his tryhard gear and camp in the Ace Liquor store with his LMG and explosives. There can't be a game out there with worse PVP than this.

 

No problem though. I still managed to beat him by getting my score bigger than his and going for swim at the Alamo Sea while he just casually sat there pretending to be a clerk at Ace Liquor. Only let him get the last kill on me because when we had a final sniper 1v1, a tractor drove in front of me and ruined my shot. 

[M.K.N.]

I wish I hadn't re-renovated the MOC, just for wanting to mod the Oppressor (because Los Santos Customs clearly refuse to modify military vehicles, which is baffling). I seriously regretted everything for dumping my money for an unnecessary renovation. 

[slowburn29]

Lsc paint selection really sucks, is it so hard to have a color wheel? Crew colors are a pain. Every silver is blue except stone silver which is grey brown. Metals look like chrome in the rain and matte is just flat and awful. Give us crew gloss textures and worn, and epsilon. And unlock the other hidden colors, I know they're there

 

I have it down to a feeling when I switch sessions when to close the app because I'm stuck. It's more often than not, 3 times in a row now lol. Mildly infuriating

[autofanatic]

8 hours ago, TheFroggmann said:

 

Try being in a nearly full lobby, with the "All Business" single-insurgent delivery and...

 

 

and yes I do aim for the pedestrians... Little did I know the last one tripped over my connection.

That's pretty sad. You tried to f*cking deliver the goods but you were f*cking disconnected by a f*cking unknown error. That's bullsh*t.

[Nyamber]

This game is bullsh*t.

 

 

[Big Molio]

2 hours ago, irish.chr said:

This game is bullsh*t.

 

 

I thought that heli was going to spaz out against all the street furniture then decapitate you, which is what usually happens to me.

[kcole4001]

The Havok will do that on level ground half the time unless you land extremely carefully.

I have successfully bailed while it was thrashing on the ground on it's side and I didn't get diced, but usually you're toast.

 

Funniest NPC vehicle death I've experienced was running out of the 24/7 by the county airfield, just up the road from the NOOSE van.

I robbed the store and ran out to my Buzzard, but before I got to it a pickup ran me over at high speed.

SPLAT! insta-kill

It was just so sudden it cracked me up.

[whywontyoulisten]

f*cking iFruit taking days to send an order, if it works at all.

[hugh750]

46 minutes ago, whywontyoulisten said:

f*cking iFruit taking days to send an order, if it works at all.

if i remember right when i used ifruit on windows 10 (2 years ago) it took about 2 or 3 days for my custom plates to show up.

18 hours ago, TheFroggmann said:

 

Try being in a nearly full lobby, with the "All Business" single-insurgent delivery and...

 

 

and yes I do aim for the pedestrians... Little did I know the last one tripped over my connection.

about late last month while i was delivering a sourced vehicle from my warehouse, i got this error message saying i got disconnected from xbox live.

it cost me $40k and the sourced vehicle.

 

 

[Arrows to Athens]

Why are more of these contact missions starting to follow the same principle as heists? That if a teammate leaves, the missions automatically fails?

[Rumblebud]

The LSPD interruping my freemode battle against other players, along with pointless phone calls...

 

.....F*CKING HELL

 

This is why I play deathmatches.

[lll-H-I-M-lll]

Killing someone from a wall breach and gettinga bone-on looooool 

Pathetic 

[Yellow Dog with Cone]

1 hour ago, Arrows to Athens said:

Why are more of these contact missions starting to follow the same principle as heists? That if a teammate leaves, the missions automatically fails?

Because if someone dies or leaves, that makes you fail the mission and lose time, lost time you could be using to grind money if you're unable to grind money, what else you can do?

 

The answer starts with S and ends with hithark Cards.

[Shadowfennekin]

Will they just patch that stupid Vespucci Canal Wallbreach already?! -_-

Everytime there is an Ex Search there, the CEO is there

[kcole4001]

Walked into a 24/7 to rob it, and before I could get my pistol out, Martin calls me.

I right click to dismiss the call and this makes the clerk hostile and gives me 2 stars wanted lvl.

Of course, I was there to rob the store anyway, but FFS there shouldn't be these stupid spam calls coming in while you're in a store.

Maybe I was just going in to buy snacks!

 

The dozy calls always come while I'm landing my helo, usually Dom (fecking dumbass).

I would pay game money to be able to block these stupid calls, and I'm sure I'm not the only one.

 

I wanted to add a word, but I can't edit my post.

Wassup with that?

[kcole4001]

Apparently I can add to it by using the reply box below, but that's it.

Hmmm....

[ALifeOfMisery]

The bug where you go directly through a checkpoint, in this case the one at the jump with the Issy Classic during the Grotti Transform race, but the game doesn't register it, I have to respawn and my 10 second lead is gone.

 

R*, I know race checkpoints not registering aren't a top priority for you, not like, say, stopping players dressing as paramedics or cops, or just wearing a hat and scarf combination you don't like, or stopping that guy who already has $600m and will never buy a Shark Card from duping Elegy Retros.

 

But FFS fix race checkpoints already.

[79'Blazer4x4]

Gas from the tear gas grenades isn't visible in Rockstar Editor. I'm so disappointed that my seemingly great attempt at using the tear gas to replicate steam from an overheating car for a photoshoot was foiled because of this.