The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[Yellow Dog with Cone]

21 minutes ago, Arrows to Athens said:

Traffic in general, you mean.

I agree.

 

[B7R]

Going AFK in the bunker leaving your parked vehicle outside (which in my case happened to be my Deluxo) only for some pr*ck who you haven't even bothered once to eventually come along & destroy it. 
 

I can't even park my own vehicles without it being targeted. And I've 2ndly never understood the whole concept if you drive a meme mobile or weaponized vehicle your "bad" or "up-to no good". But then again people are going to b*tch right back at me and say I had it coming for A. Leaving my car out, or B, driving a weaponized vehicle / Deluxo in the first place. 

 

Thankfully this idiot didn't get away without paying insurance but still... 

Edited June 5, 2018 by B7R

[Black Terminator]

When you internet has a outage and it causes you to have your daily objectives reset. 

[Handsome Jack]

6 hours ago, Voodoo-Hendrix said:

I agree.

 

Lel, I wear the exact same outfit. Its a shame those helmets aren't bulletproof. or the Gorka suits not allowing armor to be worn with it.

[gtafan26]

I had two bitches , but forgot one of them, so

 

Bitch 1, the god damn cut scenes during bunker sales,  all they do is waste time on the counter, they are just pointless, WTF, the cargobob is seen picking up the vehicle, so why the hell couldnt it of flown a few more miles to your bunker ???,  its just a way to waste your time, and it adds up, I could of used that 30 seconds ,  well, I needed just 10 more seconds really.

 

*I am fully aware that R* doenst want you do these things alone and its done to stop the lone wolfers, so no need to mention that lol

Edited June 6, 2018 by gtafan26

[Lonely-Martin]

14 minutes ago, gtafan26 said:

I had two bitches , but forgot one of them, so

 

Bitch 1, the god damn cut scenes during bunker sales,  all they do is waste time on the counter, they are just pointless, WTF, the cargobob is seen picking up the vehicle, so why the hell couldnt it of flown a few more miles to your bunker ???,  its just a way to waste your time, and it adds up, I could of used that 30 seconds ,  well, I needed just 10 more seconds really.

 

*I am fully aware that R* doenst want you do these things alone and its done to stop the lone wolfers, so no need to mention that lol

The best one is MC sales and Air/Tug boat sales etc. for crates, lol.

 

I mean, how did they get all that product from Sandy Shores/city centre to load up boats/planes down the city coast/airfields?

 

Why couldn't I drive that truck!

[Yellow Dog with Cone]

3 hours ago, THC said:

Lel, I wear the exact same outfit. Its a shame those helmets aren't bulletproof. or the Gorka suits not allowing armor to be worn with it.

 

Good ol'Rockstar logic: a Maska helmet isn't bulletproof but a bandana was, at least on Bikers.

[Mrs. Buzz]

14 hours ago, MeatSafeMurderer said:

Doing the Doomsday Heist for the first time. Actually having fun in Online for the first time in a long time. Get to Act III Setup: Air Defenses. Complete it, partner gets payout, and return to the planning screen to beat the final heist. Can't. Need to beat Air Defenses again...only replaying it will reset my All In Order II progress because I already completed it. Spend the next 4 f*cking days going back and forth with Rockstar Support before they FINALLY compensate me. Finish up. Go in for a second run with the same person so he can do it as a leader. Going for Criminal Mastermind II at the same time. Halfway through Act I my partners CM II gets reset for no reason. We continue. Halfway through Act III MY CM II gets reset. No deaths. No restarts. No tripskip. NO RESET MESSAGE. It just doesn't appear as active anymore. Search. People having this issue since DH launch.

Really Cockstar? f*cking really!?

Have you always heared  “Blonded Los Santos 97.8 FM”? No? Well, there you have it ;)

/s

 

My B&M:

Sorting my I/E warehouse to get all collections ready for the maybe/eventually/whenever coming double $$&RP. Four times in a row (arround an hour wasted) I still don't get the right Nightshade TH370S , only DE4DLY and E4TME. what.the.hell.

 

[MaddenedGhost]

15 hours ago, MeatSafeMurderer said:

Doing the Doomsday Heist for the first time. Actually having fun in Online for the first time in a long time. Get to Act III Setup: Air Defenses. Complete it, partner gets payout, and return to the planning screen to beat the final heist. Can't. Need to beat Air Defenses again...only replaying it will reset my All In Order II progress because I already completed it. Spend the next 4 f*cking days going back and forth with Rockstar Support before they FINALLY compensate me. Finish up. Go in for a second run with the same person so he can do it as a leader. Going for Criminal Mastermind II at the same time. Halfway through Act I my partners CM II gets reset for no reason. We continue. Halfway through Act III MY CM II gets reset. No deaths. No restarts. No tripskip. NO RESET MESSAGE. It just doesn't appear as active anymore. Search. People having this issue since DH launch.

Really Cockstar? f*cking really!?

I posted a little PSA on this issue few days ago but it didn't get that much attention

https://gtaforums.com/topic/910039-psa-doomsday-heist-progress-is-bugged/

 

The progress is currently bugged, you do the setup and it doesn't count, your challenges count but not your progress within the heist.

Also, If you are doing Criminal Mastermind challenge in the Doomsday Heist, make sure you are doing the setups in invite only lobbies and NOT in public lobbies, spawning into a public lobby after an act finale resets the challenge(s) that you are doing.

 

[FukNRekd]

15 hours ago, B7R said:

Going AFK in the bunker leaving your parked vehicle outside (which in my case happened to be my Deluxo) only for some pr*ck who you haven't even bothered once to eventually come along & destroy it. 
 

I can't even park my own vehicles without it being targeted. And I've 2ndly never understood the whole concept if you drive a meme mobile or weaponized vehicle your "bad" or "up-to no good". But then again people are going to b*tch right back at me and say I had it coming for A. Leaving my car out, or B, driving a weaponized vehicle / Deluxo in the first place. 

 

Thankfully this idiot didn't get away without paying insurance but still... 

OMG I can't  believe people bitch about this.

 

So you left your car out in a bad neighborhood (GTA/O in and of itself is a bad neighborhood), your car gets blown up, and you're surprised and even more hilarious, you're butt-hurt about it and want sympathy from what are mostly deluxo - killing players who are sick and tired of 99% of deluxo owners blowing up their sh*t.

 

Wow. Just f*cking wow.

 

BTW, since you're obviously focused on the wrong things let me give you a little tip...

 

DRIVE THE CAR INTO THE BUNKER instead of leaving it out there for me to either blow up or drive into the ocean for you.

 

:twak:

[Galavan]

so many cars added to the game with every DLC yet garage space remains sparse. I really need more space.

[wizooord]

Can't go on call for a contact mission anymore.

 

Most of my GTA experience is exactly this, going on call for contact missions and playing through them with randoms, and now I cannot do that anymore. 9/10 times it takes me to one of the new Dispatch missions, which aren't even x2 anymore, and even after finishing one, or two, or three of these in a row, the job selection menu still shoves the same Dispatch jobs in my face. What about The los santos connection? Extradition? Trash talk? Methe'd up ffs I can't believe I miss it but i do. I hope things will go back to normal, and Dispatch will have the same % to be in the pool as all the other missions.

 

This is really frustrating for me. 

Edited June 6, 2018 by wizooord

[FukNRekd]

^^^ Try blue. It's the new red.

[Dragon_Of_Tragedy]

You can get banned now for making speculation in next dlc thread? Wouldn't surprise me one bit.

 

*Stroke my ego*

[Mach1bud]

5 minutes ago, Dragon_Of_Tragedy said:

You can get banned now for making speculation in next dlc thread? Wouldn't surprise me one bit.

 

*Stroke my ego*

No.

[Shadowfennekin]

21 hours ago, B7R said:

But then again people are going to b*tch right back at me and say I had it coming for A. Leaving my car out, or B, driving a weaponized vehicle / Deluxo in the first place. 

 

Just ignore those c*nts

They're blissfully ignorant that people use the Deluxo and Oppressor to travel more quickly. The CEO Buzzard doesn't offer protection, if it's locked on then it is doomed! I rarely use it anymore unless I'm in a bare empty lobby. People will usually just ignore your Deluxo or Oppressor if you fly over them, but 9/10 times you fly over a populated area in your Buzzard you're gonna get shot down by either the explosive sniper or homing launchers, the latter more likely so.

[Black-Dragon96]

23 minutes ago, Shadowfennekin said:

They're blissfully ignorant that people use the Deluxo and Oppressor to travel more quickly.

99% of the deluxo owners are griefing c*nts who do not use it for quick travel.

If you use a well known griefer toy you have to expect that people will try to kill you. I have to face the same when I fly my lazer (or any plane/helicopter).

 

23 minutes ago, Shadowfennekin said:

The CEO Buzzard doesn't offer protection, if it's locked on then it is doomed!

Only if you are completly incompetent. Most missiles are dodgeable. I have not been shot down by a hominglauncher or any regular lockon missile for quite a few month.

[FukNRekd]

32 minutes ago, Shadowfennekin said:

Just ignore those c*nts

They're blissfully ignorant that people use the Deluxo and Oppressor to travel more quickly. The CEO Buzzard doesn't offer protection, if it's locked on then it is doomed! I rarely use it anymore unless I'm in a bare empty lobby. People will usually just ignore your Deluxo or Oppressor if you fly over them, but 9/10 times you fly over a populated area in your Buzzard you're gonna get shot down by either the explosive sniper or homing launchers, the latter more likely so.

I just spit soda out of my nose reading this. LMFAO.

 

[hugh750]

4 minutes ago, Black-Dragon96 said:

99% of the deluxo owners are griefing c*nts who do not use it for quick travel.

If you use a well known griefer toy you have to expect that people will try to kill you. I have to face the same when I fly my lazer (or any plane/helicopter).

 

Only if you are completly incompetent. Most missiles are dodgeable. I have not been shot down by a hominglauncher or any regular lockon missile for quite a few month.

so far i use my buzzard for ceo work and i've been blasted griefers and maybe one try hard, about a week ago me and a friend used my buzzard for a car sourcing mission and we got blasted by an oppressor griefer, after we respawned we kept killing the griefer (basically getting our revenge) but i resumed my car sourcing mission before the griefer left.

[Karrecod]

On 6/5/2018 at 10:14 PM, MeatSafeMurderer said:

Doing the Doomsday Heist for the first time. Actually having fun in Online for the first time in a long time. Get to Act III Setup: Air Defenses. Complete it, partner gets payout, and return to the planning screen to beat the final heist. Can't. Need to beat Air Defenses again...only replaying it will reset my All In Order II progress because I already completed it. Spend the next 4 f*cking days going back and forth with Rockstar Support before they FINALLY compensate me. Finish up. Go in for a second run with the same person so he can do it as a leader. Going for Criminal Mastermind II at the same time. Halfway through Act I my partners CM II gets reset for no reason. We continue. Halfway through Act III MY CM II gets reset. No deaths. No restarts. No tripskip. NO RESET MESSAGE. It just doesn't appear as active anymore. Search. People having this issue since DH launch.

Really Cockstar? f*cking really!?

It took me over a month of playing 8+ hours each day to get the CMM achievement after The Doomsday Heist released. So. Many. Reset. Runs...

[MaddenedGhost]

Brother? when you are a passenger in my car, DO NOT PUT WAYPOINTS ON THE FREAKING MAP! I KNOW MY WAY TO LSC. I KNOW WHERE EVERY ROCK IS LOCATED IN THIS MAP!

 

Also .. DO NOT CHANGE THE RADIO STATION OR YOU WILL WALK.

Edited June 6, 2018 by The-Ghost

[PetrolCB]

2 hours ago, The-Ghost said:

Brother? when you are a passenger in my car, DO NOT PUT WAYPOINTS ON THE FREAKING MAP! I KNOW MY WAY TO LSC. I KNOW WHERE EVERY ROCK IS LOCATED IN THIS MAP!

 

Also .. DO NOT CHANGE THE RADIO STATION OR YOU WILL WALK.

 

(Not so much the radio, as I use Spotify, but yes to this.)

Edited June 7, 2018 by PetrolCB

[Slonitram]

3 hours ago, The-Ghost said:

Brother? when you are a passenger in my car, DO NOT PUT WAYPOINTS ON THE FREAKING MAP! I KNOW MY WAY TO LSC. I KNOW WHERE EVERY ROCK IS LOCATED IN THIS MAP!

 

Also .. DO NOT CHANGE THE RADIO STATION OR YOU WILL WALK.

Had the problem with radio stations until I got sick of them and decided to stick to Spotify, but every now and then, if I'm listening to Radio Mirror Park and some random in the passenger seats interrupts my listening of Twin Shadow to blast garbage from Radio Los Santos, we'll both get out of the car and have a "conversation".

 

[slowburn29]

You ever try to back over a weapons shipment in a dunebuggy? Good thing for the CEO menu lol

 

It's been so extensively covered here, but I can't fathom the all nighters and tremendous amounts of drugs that birthed some of these weapons dropoff scenarios

 

Couldn't I just pick a place, go there with the sh*t in my trunk, which opens for no reason, and maybe get f*cked over and maybe not? Sounds funner. And simpler, but no, securoserve and agent 14 have convoluted the nonsensical plot line so much that nothing can make sense anymore. Better save the world from nuclear destruction

 

And I hope they learn their lesson from these cloud servers or whatever the f*ck. I haven't sold in a public lobby in forever and if I'm gonna get butt f*cked during shipping by NPCs why not just let me do it in a normal solo lobby? It's not like I'm making the big bucks after supplies

 

I bought a 3 month love member ship a little after the last dlc, and it's probably going to expire before they finish milking this update

 

And if the game is 18+ why do they do big updates in the summer. Adults lives don't change in the summer

 

That's why they gotta bribe people to log in

 

/rant

[EkaSwede]

9 hours ago, The-Ghost said:

 

 

Also .. DO NOT CHANGE THE RADIO STATION OR YOU WILL WALK.

This is why I want Ejector Seats in cars.

 

Change the station and I'll press the button.

[Coleco]

4 minutes ago, EkaSwede said:

This is why I want Ejector Seats in cars.

 

Change the station and I'll press the button.

 

*Fires R* designers out of ejector seat for switching my radio to their generic Mission Music every time I start a job*

 

F*ck your ambience and give me back Danger Zone you jerks

 

 

Also

 

I see that San Andreas is still home to thin trees and shrubs that are made of some kinda Titanium-Diamond composite that can stop an armor-plated 18 wheeler in its tracks

[Gridl0k]

Worried about hitting a wall during your race and just glancing off it? Do you need your circuits to have armco that sticks out at the joins? Then buy Rockstar Walls, the stickiest, grabbiest, crashiest racetrack walls you can buy!

Edited June 7, 2018 by Gridl0k

[Sentinel Driver]

Why do noobs jump out of my weaponized/armored vehicles during heists and get themselves killed?

EVERY SINGLE f*ckING TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ALifeOfMisery]

8 minutes ago, Sentinel Driver said:

Why do noobs jump out of my weaponized/armored vehicles during heists and get themselves killed?

EVERY SINGLE f*ckING TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Winds me the f*ck up lol.

 

The last time I tried to help a low level through Fleeca we took my armored Kuruma to the armored Kuruma. He proceeded to get out and die immediately instead of staying in the car to take out the NPCs as we'd discussed beforehand.

[GunTotinHippie]

How many f*cking times am I gonna lose connection while actually bringing the supplies back to the bunker?