The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[Dragon_Of_Tragedy]

Madrazos missions your personal car is invincible. Get in a random and it blows up making you pay.

 

Rockstar rigged folks. Rockstar rigged. 

 

*Stroking ego*

11 minutes ago, Coleco said:

Hosts who force the vomit-inducing first person view in jobs.

 

No.

 

Just... no.

This clunky ass website makes me want to vomit.

[Guest]

17 minutes ago, Lucy_Woooolfe said:

I've been pondering that question for a while, for I really don't think the R* people are dumb.

 

Unless they are running a bizarre hate machine experiment along the lines of how bad you actually can run a system with the participants still hacking and slashing at each other instead of going after the leadership (I can see where this kind of sociological calculus would come in useful), marketing folks must have figured out at some point that somewhere between idiotic griefer scum and stressed out gamers more game copies and shark cards are bought than by an overall happier and healthier community, which I find quite a disheartening outlook on the overall condition of the gaming scene.

 

I'm not serious about any of the aforementioned points. They just don't care because they still think they don't need to, I guess; instead of worrying about the bad gamers we just have to somehow find better ways to organize constructive gaming.

 

Ha ha, this is me, the queen of social anxiousness, talking. Maybe I really should think of something.

 

Them doing an experiment like that would be the only viable reason for running this game at that level for so long. It simply must be some sociologic experiment/case study to see how long one braincell organism take to grow a second cell. Obviously, not very quick!

I thought I've seen it all when playing World of Warcraft a few years ago. Everytime I go back there now, every moron over there is a breath of fresh air in comparison with those over here. 

 

 

[Kyoto]

When you want to move on but the past still screws with you.

[kcole4001]

I keep expecting that to happen to me in the Marshall sell missions.

[Shadowfennekin]

1 hour ago, Coleco said:

Hosts who force the vomit-inducing first person view in jobs.

 

No.

 

Just... no.

The ones who switch at the last second are the biggest scum

I gave up on playing Slashers as people kept pulling that sh*t during the double money event weeks for it

[hugh750]

7 minutes ago, Shadowfennekin said:

The ones who switch at the last second are the biggest scum

I gave up on playing Slashers as people kept pulling that sh*t during the double money event weeks for it

once you get used to first person view, it's not bad.

[Arrows to Athens]

Trucks, trucks, trucks... Everywhere in this f*cking game...

 

 

[hugh750]

i swear the npc drivers get worst after each dlc, today while i was delivering weed from my weed farm, i got cut off by a sentinel driver while i was going through down town los santos on the freeway.

 

http://xboxdvr.com/gamer/hugh750/video/52571902

Edited June 4, 2018 by hugh750

[Arrows to Athens]

Why is that when I come back from a job, nine out of ten times, I get stuck in the sky?

[Yellow Dog with Cone]

4 hours ago, Lucy_Woooolfe said:

I've been pondering that question for a while, for I really don't think the R* people are dumb.

 

Unless they are running a bizarre hate machine experiment along the lines of how bad you actually can run a system with the participants still hacking and slashing at each other instead of going after the leadership (I can see where this kind of sociological calculus would come in useful), marketing folks must have figured out at some point that somewhere between idiotic griefer scum and stressed out gamers more game copies and shark cards are bought than by an overall happier and healthier community, which I find quite a disheartening outlook on the overall condition of the gaming scene.

 

I'm not serious about any of the aforementioned points. They just don't care because they still think they don't need to, I guess; instead of worrying about the bad gamers we just have to somehow find better ways to organize constructive gaming.

 

Ha ha, this is me, the queen of social anxiousness, talking. Maybe I really should think of something.

 

Strauss Zelnick be like: "it's just a social experiment bro!"

[Shadowfennekin]

3 hours ago, hugh750 said:

once you get used to first person view, it's not bad.

Ever play Slasher?

In first person, the Slasher is at a MAJOR disadvantage once the guys start smacking him with the flashlight, he can't stop it and will end up dying

[Handsome Jack]

>add tactical vests

>still no option to wear vests with other military type clothes

Stupid game

[Yellow Dog with Cone]

28 minutes ago, THC said:

>add tactical vests

>still no option to wear vests with other military type clothes

Stupid game

 

It's even worse when Rockstar's own artwork for The Doomsday Heist update features an outfit that it's impossible to reproduce by normal means:

 

[Handsome Jack]

3 minutes ago, Voodoo-Hendrix said:

 

It's even worse when Rockstar's own artwork for The Doomsday Heist update features an outfit that it's impossible to reproduce by normal means:

 

Even the outfits in the artwork look terrible

[TheRipperOfLagoZancudo]

It's been a rough day.

 

GR Sale Attempt One: We get 3 Insurgent Pick Ups and all make it to our sale destinations but it wont register. We keep trying until I conceded and close the application.

GR Sale Attempt Two: We are blessed with two phantom wedges. All is going well until I am suddenly ejected from my vehicle. I can only enter the passenger side. 3 minutes are spent as my associates hustle to try and disconnect trailer before the sessions population gets bigger. One of my friends are finally able to connect the trailer to their own  phantom wedge. They are almost there until Marty McFly random comes and starts firing rockets. They urge me to close application so I do.

GR Sale Attempt Three: Stole some supplies and hit 1.4 million ready to sale again. This time we get 3 Insurgent Pickups having to make drops in the city. Not too bad, but into the first drop I lag out.

FOURTH GR SALE ATTEMPT: I SAY f*ck WAITING FOR MY BUNKER 1.3 IS GOOD ENOUGH. WE GET MARHSALLS AND AT FIRST OUR DROPS WONT REGISTER BUT FINALLY THANK THE GODS THEY WORK. WE FINALLY FINALLY FINALLY WERE ABLE TO DELIVER THE WEAPONS. I shut down my bunker and call it a day. 

Edited June 5, 2018 by TheRipperOfLagoZancudo

[CrysisAverted]

leave stromberg parked in corner of sea

disembark and go take down merryweather hq dispatch

return to stromberg

its floated out to sea

ugh

[autofanatic]

12 hours ago, Kyoto said:

When you want to move on but the past still screws with you.

f*cking killed by the a suicide attacking chopper? you can't survive this kind of sh*t if the f*cking AI is really programmed to f*ck with you, Pal.

[SideStunt]

On 6/3/2018 at 11:43 PM, kcole4001 said:

My bitch and moan of the day:

Why the frack does my Cargobob keep self destructing?!?!?!?

I park it in the little courtyard in front of my office building, and as I'm flying my Buzzard away to get something else, I hear 'booom' and get the message again that my aircraft has been destroyed.

WTF!

Sometimes this happens when I park it in the yellow lined box in the parking lot of my car warehouse (near LSIA).

Nothing should spawn there, and there should also be no traffic to run into it.

So freakin' irritating!

then I have to stop what I'm doing, pay another $200 to Pegasus and fly over to the airport to fetch my slow ass cargo heli.... AGAIN!

I too hate when that happens, and I’m forced to waste time by driving the car, then afterwads parking it in a safe spot in order to annihilate 4 waves of Sultan RS driving-terminator aim-foul-mouthed gizmos. Why can’t we just be able to use a Flatbed or the Wastelander which is literally stored right beneath the I/E cars? The only time this thing is useful is when doing the Transporter VIP Work, WHERE YOU TRANSPORT A f*ckING CAR WITH IT!  

[4ward]

14 hours ago, Kyoto said:

When you want to move on but the past still screws with you.

 

Thats fair, you have to stay in the car and snipe the gunners with heavy revolver or whatever.

Edited June 5, 2018 by 4ward

[EkaSwede]

15 hours ago, Kyoto said:

When you want to move on but the past still screws with you.

"Committed Suicide"

 

Suicide by shooting down helicopter and hoping it rams into you, more like it.

 

I also LOVE how the gunner still hits you while it's spinning out. These AI could be trapped in a whirlwind flailing about helplessly but they'd still hit you with perfect accuracy should the game decide to.

 

Heck,  Iwouldn't be surprised if an AI faced their back against you and shot 180 degrees away from you but still scored hits for some reason.

[Fennimoe]

Fire Arm!? Haha!

 

[Yellow Dog with Cone]

"GTA is a game about crime, ergo, I will behave on it as obnoxious, toxic and outright sh*tty way as possible"

- A typical GTAO player

[ALifeOfMisery]

Just now, Voodoo-Hendrix said:

"GTA is a game about crime, ergo, I will behave on it as obnoxious, toxic and outright sh*tty way as possible"

- A typical GTAO player

Think you might be giving too much credit. There is at least some reasoning there.

 

It's mostly "4 da lulz".

[whywontyoulisten]

Not being able to solo the new Dispatch missions, despite them being piss-easy. Will stick to playing good old Cops Capacity et al. if I feel like doing some Contacts.

 

Also, being able to stare at an enemy spawn point in the new missions and watch them pop into existence from a few metres away. Real immersion there.

[Dragon_Of_Tragedy]

23 hours ago, Coleco said:

Hosts who force the vomit-inducing first person view in jobs.

 

No.

 

Just... no.

See

Add the ability to add non bulletproof tires to creator. Good job Rockstar . Aplus

[MeatSafeMurderer]

Doing the Doomsday Heist for the first time. Actually having fun in Online for the first time in a long time. Get to Act III Setup: Air Defenses. Complete it, partner gets payout, and return to the planning screen to beat the final heist. Can't. Need to beat Air Defenses again...only replaying it will reset my All In Order II progress because I already completed it. Spend the next 4 f*cking days going back and forth with Rockstar Support before they FINALLY compensate me. Finish up. Go in for a second run with the same person so he can do it as a leader. Going for Criminal Mastermind II at the same time. Halfway through Act I my partners CM II gets reset for no reason. We continue. Halfway through Act III MY CM II gets reset. No deaths. No restarts. No tripskip. NO RESET MESSAGE. It just doesn't appear as active anymore. Search. People having this issue since DH launch.

Really Cockstar? f*cking really!?

[Arrows to Athens]

Constantly getting stuck on a black screen after completing a heist setup. They still can't fix this sh*t from 2015?

 

f*ck this game and f*ck Cockstar.

 

 

[lll-H-I-M-lll]

Traffic on a I/E sale great fun 

[Growlmon]

So I noticed a lot of custom races I made years ago no longer exist apparently.  Thanks C*.

[Arrows to Athens]

2 minutes ago, HARBUJAHN said:

Traffic on a I/E sale great fun 

Traffic in general, you mean.