The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[gtafan26]

 

 

I'm honestly getting tired of seeing Deluxos under the map. There's like 5 different wallbreaches to do this glitch. Fix this sh*t, Cockstar.

 

Nah we're only interested in nerfing money glitches so you can continue to grind your poor ass off for monkey pay. Wallbreaches are fair game but we may patch it at some point in a future update if we feel like it - R* /s

 

I really, really like the Deluxo. The way it looks, the way it drives, the way it sounds. Not to mention its top supercar top speed when hover mode is never activated. But no, Rockstar had to weaponize it, and now they're letting all of these under the map glitchers loose.

 

I agree, its great for getting sh*t done, and makes a lot of task so much easier , but they had to make it the greiffers new wet dream sadly.

[Arrows to Athens]

 

 

 

I'm honestly getting tired of seeing Deluxos under the map. There's like 5 different wallbreaches to do this glitch. Fix this sh*t, Cockstar.

 

Nah we're only interested in nerfing money glitches so you can continue to grind your poor ass off for monkey pay. Wallbreaches are fair game but we may patch it at some point in a future update if we feel like it - R* /s

 

I really, really like the Deluxo. The way it looks, the way it drives, the way it sounds. Not to mention its top supercar top speed when hover mode is never activated. But no, Rockstar had to weaponize it, and now they're letting all of these under the map glitchers loose.

 

I agree, its great for getting sh*t done, and makes a lot of task so much easier , but they had to make it the greiffers new wet dream sadly.

 

Anything to fill their pockets, I guess.

[B7R]

 

 

I'm honestly getting tired of seeing Deluxos under the map. There's like 5 different wallbreaches to do this glitch. Fix this sh*t, Cockstar.

 

Nah we're only interested in nerfing money glitches so you can continue to grind your poor ass off for monkey pay. Wallbreaches are fair game but we may patch it at some point in a future update if we feel like it - R* /s

 

I really, really like the Deluxo. The way it looks, the way it drives, the way it sounds. Not to mention its top supercar top speed when hover mode is never activated. But no, Rockstar had to weaponize it, and now they're letting all of these under the map glitchers loose.

 

 

Never understood the logic behind all of this. Why can't we have the normal "weaponized" vehicles without all the weapons or the special abilities?

 

There's a normal Tampa' or Insurgent (Base model) without weapons and not to mention a Civilian buzzard during certain missions but we can't have a base model deluxo. Just sell one on the Fancy motorsports site (which would be the base model duh!) and the other on Warstock.

 

Don't forget there's also still the speed glitch with the Deluxos as far as I know.

 

So Rockstar can patch money glitches in seconds (which they highly care about) but they can't fix bugs or wallbreaches even when a title update comes around. Disgusting & sad to know where their priorities are

Edited April 8, 2018 by B7R

[gtafan26]

 

 

 

 

I'm honestly getting tired of seeing Deluxos under the map. There's like 5 different wallbreaches to do this glitch. Fix this sh*t, Cockstar.

 

Nah we're only interested in nerfing money glitches so you can continue to grind your poor ass off for monkey pay. Wallbreaches are fair game but we may patch it at some point in a future update if we feel like it - R* /s

 

I really, really like the Deluxo. The way it looks, the way it drives, the way it sounds. Not to mention its top supercar top speed when hover mode is never activated. But no, Rockstar had to weaponize it, and now they're letting all of these under the map glitchers loose.

 

I agree, its great for getting sh*t done, and makes a lot of task so much easier , but they had to make it the greiffers new wet dream sadly.

 

Anything to fill their pockets, I guess.

 

Of course, to sell those f**king stinky fish cards.

[Kushology]

alkaline is their top customer.

 

Geddit? Penguin, fish? Ah, nevermind..

[gtafan26]

alkaline is their top customer.

 

Geddit? Penguin, fish? Ah, nevermind..

[Arrows to Athens]

 

 

 

I'm honestly getting tired of seeing Deluxos under the map. There's like 5 different wallbreaches to do this glitch. Fix this sh*t, Cockstar.

 

Nah we're only interested in nerfing money glitches so you can continue to grind your poor ass off for monkey pay. Wallbreaches are fair game but we may patch it at some point in a future update if we feel like it - R* /s

 

I really, really like the Deluxo. The way it looks, the way it drives, the way it sounds. Not to mention its top supercar top speed when hover mode is never activated. But no, Rockstar had to weaponize it, and now they're letting all of these under the map glitchers loose.

 

 

Never understood the logic behind all of this. Why can't we have the normal "weaponized" vehicles without all the weapons or the special abilities?

 

There's a normal Tampa' or Insurgent (Base model) without weapons and not to mention a Civilian buzzard during certain missions but we can't have a base model deluxo. Just sell one on the Fancy motorsports site (which would be the base model duh!) and the other on Warstock.

 

Don't forget there's also still the speed glitch with the Deluxos as far as I know.

 

So Rockstar can patch money glitches in seconds (which they highly care about) but they can't fix bugs or wallbreaches even when a title update comes around. Disgusting & sad to know where their priorities are

 

Yeah, that is really annoying. I almost never go in hover mode unless I really, really need to. I love that really high top speed it has, cruising down the road, leaving the new supercars in the dust. It literally has X80 Proto top speed.

[Mach1bud]

Did they not fix the reverse speed glitch? The patch notes said it was fixed.

[Arrows to Athens]

Did they not fix the reverse speed glitch? The patch notes said it was fixed.

With the Deluxo? I'm not sure, but the Deluxo has a glitch where its top speed gets reduced by 10+ mph after entering hover mode. It'll literally go from 127 mph to like 112 mph.

Edited April 8, 2018 by Arrows to Athens

[Mach1bud]

 

Did they not fix the reverse speed glitch? The patch notes said it was fixed.

With the Deluxo? I'm not sure, but the Deluxo has a glitch where its top speed gets reduced by 10+ mph after entering hover mode. It'll literally go from 127 mph to like 112 mph.

Oh I see, I thought you were referring to the speed glitch allowing players to go super duper sonic speeds while flying in reverse.

[No Use For A Name]

 

I am so f*cking done with using anything other than the Cargobob.

 

11 more cars to go, 9 of which are in collections. Im seriously contemplating just blowing them up and taking the $600k hit because I dont want to f*cking deal with this sh*t anymore

[Silencer555]

Me and my friends had to keep retrying because they were fooling around on the Sub Recon setup. But after we were sick of failing, my f*cking car catches on fire for NO REASON. F*ck this game man.

 

[Handsome Jack]

The perfect weapon for dealing with sh*t like this.

 

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

The perfect weapon for dealing with sh*t like this.

 

That reminds me I need to get my Rapid GT Classic back.

[Kushology]

The perfect weapon for dealing with sh*t like this.

 

Can't wait for MKII Assault Shotgun. NPC Rampage overkill.

[DominusTaranis]

Me and my friends had to keep retrying because they were fooling around on the Sub Recon setup. But after we were sick of failing, my f*cking car catches on fire for NO REASON. F*ck this game man.

 

 

 

 

 

Been through that several times. This game started out so good. Lacking a little, but it slowly got better and better. Peaked around Heists 1.0 and then gone completely to sh*t.

The perfect weapon for dealing with sh*t like this.

 

I wish that was a SPAS

[Sentinel Driver]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If you host on easy you're a dumbass you get paid only 50% no one wants to work for only 50% of the payout

and if you're trying to go for heist trophies with randoms you're a dumbass too

 

here's my new spectacular heist experience:

I'm gunne on humane labs. Ground team dude gets on explosive cannon. While I'm messaging him to get out the pilot takes off without me

bravo idiots. After flying around like idiots they finally land and ground team switches places with me.

The pilot is absolutely horrible crashing constantly crashing into the laboratory building. Not even 1 minute in to the heist and the chopper is already smoking from the pilot crashing it. I just gave up and turned off the game. Seriously how dumb randoms can be? How is it that they fail at fundamentally everything. They don't know even the simplest of the game controllers and it's a miracle if they're even literate

 

 

I wasn't talking about Finales, was referring to Setups.

Try picturing why someone would Host on Easy for Setups, for Hard for Finales.

This Host may not have reliable people to do Heist with, LFG may have been unsuccessful.

So with random players, compensating with extra lives could help the Setup get done completed quicker to progress to Finale.

The Host doesn't get paid 50% either, until Finale.

I haven't offended you or insulted in any ways, yet you've responded as a toxic person on public forum.

I don't think you would even apologise, so I'm gonna use the report feature.

I don't do Heist in First Person, so no need to call someone you don't know over the internet as "dumbass" while remaining your own anonymousity.

 

 

Like I said, no one wants to work for 50% of the pay. Even on setups. Especially if you really can't die during the mission like deliver emp It's an unwritten rule that you don't host on easy

and I wasn't calling you a dumbass, I was saying that if you try to go for heist trophies with randoms you're a dumbass. I mean really, it's really insane to try to get heist trophies with randoms. It's difficult to get players to join and even more difficult to complete the missions succesfully without anyone failing and quitting

[capton_cutclass]

I've been thinking about the Doomsday Heist in context to the future or lackthereof for GTA Online...really GTA V for me because online is an extension of the world. And I dont think it makes sense for them to release a Premium version of a game that will be dead soon. The criminal starter pack starts you out lets you catch up...but if theres no more content coming out its kind of pointless.

 

My only issue with Doomsday Heist is if its one of the last things we get...its kind of a retrospective complaint because it had a completely different tone than the other updates or Heists...it felt like it had a theme and an arc to it. I love the Oceans 11 movies and Casino Royale...ithey would always get me excited about a casino based heist. I think they could have done something with that instead of the Doomsday Heist. You see these new characters they introduced in Doomsday Heist and I feel like they could have done that same thing with a Casino heist. Like okay, guys we didnt open the Casino but we added this interior and this Heist...some shady Casino type characters instead of Avon and Cliffford and Bogdan (I actually liked Bogdan). Maybe theres no gambling but they could have done it like a hacking minigame in a mission so you got a taste and immersion of being in a Casino...but instead they focused on addressing the Chiliad mystery which TBH they could have just left it as it was and maybe done something proper in a future game or map or whatever. Then again Id probably be complaining if they didnt address the Chiliad Mystery...I acknowledge that...but my feelings are still the same.

 

If you tell me that they arent nowhere near finished updates and working on GTA Online and the Casino Heist is still a possibility Im fine with the Doomsday Heist. If your telling me Doomsday Heist is signaling the end...and whatever we get between now and the fall is going to be it...than I am looking back and saying I would have preferred a Casino heist. And im using the Casino Heist as an example...it could be any number of other stories they wanted to tell. With cooler characters than Avon and Cliffford.

 

Maybe Im just dissapointed the Chiliad Mystery is over. I used to love to come up with crackpot conspiracies on the Reddit. And read other people crazy stuff. And the Doomsday Heist ruined that for me and Im just wishing they done something different. And I really liked the Doomsday Heist dont get me wrong. Other than Clifford and Avon being terrible characers I thought it was well done.

Edited April 9, 2018 by capton_cutclass

[autofanatic]

The perfect weapon for dealing with sh*t like this.

 

You really did the right thing!

[StangOne50]

wtf they patch deluxo speed glitch now there is a oppressor speed glitch lol gg R

[ilovefreebird]

 

A few years ago, I saw someone online jokingly refer to GTAO as "Cloud Simulator V." Surprising how accurate they were.

 

Also - I busted my ass to save up for the $3.7 million Akula, only to find out I need a hangar. Okay, so then I work a little more until I have $4.9 million; enough for the Akula and cheapest hangar. Sweet. I buy both, and get excited to start grinding with a stealth weaponized helicopter - perfect for these crappy lobbies of Deluxos killing everyone.

 

Of course, that's not the end. Another $1.15 million for a damn workshop? And around $600k for the upgrades on the Akula? Jesus, this game is torture.

 

It's the funnest, worst game I've ever played.

Edited April 9, 2018 by ilovefreebird

[FukNRekd]

When you come out of stealth and blast that poor f*cker riding [entermememobileofyourchoicehere] into next week before he even knows you're there then accuses you of hacking, calls you a douche and rage quits the session you'll see where that 7mil went and you will happily pay twice that to get your next fix.

[Arrows to Athens]

The perfect weapon for dealing with sh*t like this.

 

Just what the f*ck does he think he's doing?

 

 

Seriously, though. The NPC's have gotten worse and worse. Driving on oncoming lanes, not hesitating to do hit and runs, driving past the speed limit, doing random u-turns in the middle of the road, defying the laws of physics, and just driving erratically in general.

Edited April 9, 2018 by Arrows to Athens

[FukNRekd]

In the last couple weeks I've seen NPC cars slide to position, spawn directly in front of me, make impossible turns to ram you and many others. You can no longer drive defensively based on reality or physics.

Edited April 9, 2018 by FukNRekd

[GTAReviewer]

If I'd want to see the map above the clouds for half an hour I'd buy a flying simulator, get your sh*t together.

Edited April 9, 2018 by GTAReviewer

[Arrows to Athens]

In the last couple weeks I've seen NPC cars slide to position, spawn directly in front of me, make impossible turns to ram you and many others. You can no longer drive defensively based on reality or physics.

Like this?

 

 

[FukNRekd]

Just. Like. That.

[No Homing]

Even the glitches in this game are broken.

f*ck me in the ass with a 10 foot pole.

[Kushology]

Even the glitches in this game are broken.

f*ck me in the ass with a 10 foot pole.

People these days are into the weirdest sh*t.

 

*puts on medical gloves*

 

but if that's what you like..

[FukNRekd]

Even the glitches in this game are broken.

f*ck me in the ass with a 10 foot pole.

Please define 10 foot pole. Is that length or girth?