The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[Blasterman4EVER]

GTAO is the greatest broken game of all time.

[B7R]

People who invite you to a job, and it's just you two. He starts the job, then leaves right after it starts.

 

Like, why?

 

While the invite part didn't happen the other day, I joined an on call job for CEO special vehicle work and it's just me and the CEO, the game loads in and we take off in the helicopter then he quickly decides to land back on the office helipad and stand still for a minuet before quitting. I think I was only paid $200 for my trouble for this.

[Cackling Jack]

Attempted to play gta last night only after getting voted to be kicked from 4 quiet public sessions after sending “I’m friendly” to all ceos in the session each time. Yes I’ve abused the vote to kick system once before but 4 sessions in a space of 15 minutes?! Ffs. Ended up giving up and jumping back on Far Cry 5. Least I got daily’s done.

[No Homing]

GTAO is the greatest broken game of all time.

 

I never thought I would ever agree with you.

The first and hopefully last post I've liked of you.

[Blasterman4EVER]

 

GTAO is the greatest broken game of all time.

 

I never thought I would ever agree with you.

The first and hopefully last post I've liked of you.

 

 

 

Unless you glitch, mod, or are a KD/R pole-stroker, I'm not sure what your problem with me would be.

 

But seriously. I would have trashed any other game with as many problems as this game a long time ago.

Edited April 7, 2018 by Blasterman4EVER

[Yellow Dog with Cone]

 

 

The Akula. Now even MORE F*CKED UP than when it released! YAAAAAY!

 

Now passengers moving their camera will move the copilot gun and make the Akula unstable and jerk around everywhere.

 

WOOOOOOOOOO!

So that's why it happens, it makes sense, I guess.

 

Also, the copilot turret doesn't work anymore, not like it's useful or something but it's annoying anyway.

 

 

Makes sense? No. It doesn't. It just needs to be FIXED! This thing's been broken since it released. THIS IS WAY OVERDUE. And yeah. The turret doesnt work at all anymore. This thing just keeps getting better and better.

Makes sense as in why it happens (moving the turret messing with the balance of the helicopter while airborne), not that it makes sense that it happens in the first place.

 

Hope that makes sense.

[Arrows to Athens]

 

[Handsome Jack]

A limit to only be in 5 crews sucks.

[similarly]

Yesterday I decided to play GTAO for the first time in months. First thing I noticed was that the loading screen lasted twice as long, and was just one ad after another for cars to buy. I get online and immediately I'm getting phone calls: HEY, buy this bunker! Hey, buy this facility! Hey! There are new cars to buy. I go look: everything's 2-3 million. Buy a bunker. Looks cool. Immediately nagged to buy MOC. Go to the screen to start my business: need to do a setup (I can already smell more expenses, even though I've already paid for the facilities). Go get to the place to get the supplies: see the truck. Oh, yes. This looks like it'll go well. Fifteen seconds after getting alerted to the entire map, I had a car on my tail. Five seconds after that, I was burning wreckage from two rockets.

I'm uninstalling this nonsense. If I ever play GTA again, it'll just be single player, or roaming around in empty lobbies. Open lobbies are BS.

[Arrows to Athens]

MMI whore makes me go on call for three years, and then hangs up on my ass! I didn't decline it. I call again, and then she picks up.

 

 

 

f*ck this broken game.

[Sentinel Driver]

level 37 random hosting humane raid - insurgents on easy with camera locked to first person.

what the f*ck

[Yellow Dog with Cone]

Why the game removes my helmet when I lean on the rail inside a Meth Lab?

 

How in the f*ck does that makes sense?

[B7R]

F*ck sake, only in moments like this does the insurgent deice to flip over and screw my friend out of a $1 Million shipment

[Rafae]

level 37 random hosting humane raid - insurgents on easy with camera locked to first person.

what the f*ck

 

Was he talking to someone irl while choosing the settings or something

[No Homing]

 

F*ck sake, only in moments like this does the insurgent deice to flip over and screw my friend out of a $1 Million shipment

 

 

Wow. Just wow.

Only in GTA can you be this unlucky.

[Happy Hunter]

Buff bombs.

[autofanatic]

 

 

F*ck sake, only in moments like this does the insurgent deice to flip over and screw my friend out of a $1 Million shipment

What the f*ck? The insurgent is so f*cking heavy

[U Carmine]

People who invite you to a job, and it's just you two. He starts the job, then leaves right after it starts.

 

Like, why?

 

I leave because it's not on Hard Difficulty.

[U Carmine]

level 37 random hosting humane raid - insurgents on easy with camera locked to first person.

what the f*ck

 

Hosting on Easy for Setups is understandable.

Someone could set the Camera to First Person for Trophy.

There is a Trophy tied to doing Heists in First Person.

[Sentinel Driver]

 

level 37 random hosting humane raid - insurgents on easy with camera locked to first person.

what the f*ck

 

Hosting on Easy for Setups is understandable.

Someone could set the Camera to First Person for Trophy.

There is a Trophy tied to doing Heists in First Person.

 

If you host on easy you're a dumbass you get paid only 50% no one wants to work for only 50% of the payout

and if you're trying to go for heist trophies with randoms you're a dumbass too

 

here's my new spectacular heist experience:

I'm gunne on humane labs. Ground team dude gets on explosive cannon. While I'm messaging him to get out the pilot takes off without me

bravo idiots. After flying around like idiots they finally land and ground team switches places with me.

The pilot is absolutely horrible crashing constantly crashing into the laboratory building. Not even 1 minute in to the heist and the chopper is already smoking from the pilot crashing it. I just gave up and turned off the game. Seriously how dumb randoms can be? How is it that they fail at fundamentally everything. They don't know even the simplest of the game controllers and it's a miracle if they're even literate

Edited April 8, 2018 by Sentinel Driver

[No Homing]

Ofcourse, a session split in the last 7 seconds of a challenge.

$1000 for my trouble.

 

Thanks, R*!

[B7R]

 

 

F*ck sake, only in moments like this does the insurgent deice to flip over and screw my friend out of a $1 Million shipment

-Snip-

 

What the f*ck? The insurgent is so f*cking heavy

 

 

I'll tell you that GTA has some weird physics to it. I slowed the clip down in a video editor and it appears I had clipped the rear of the car then hit the side of a sign which knocked me over and caused me to flip before hitting the same car again and getting knocked off the overpass into the bottom of the sea. My friend was p!ssed that one of he's gunrunning shipment vehicles was destroyed because of what happened. Still the Insurgent shouldn't have flipped like this.

 

Doing "Drive the longest distance without crashing" challenge when suddenly....

The NPC afterwards is like "Well F*ck making that left turn, i'm outta here".

[Handsome Jack]

This ifruit app is sh*t I swear

[Arrows to Athens]

 

People who invite you to a job, and it's just you two. He starts the job, then leaves right after it starts.

 

Like, why?

 

I leave because it's not on Hard Difficulty.

 

But he was the host. smh

[U Carmine]

 

 

level 37 random hosting humane raid - insurgents on easy with camera locked to first person.

what the f*ck

 

Hosting on Easy for Setups is understandable.

Someone could set the Camera to First Person for Trophy.

There is a Trophy tied to doing Heists in First Person.

 

If you host on easy you're a dumbass you get paid only 50% no one wants to work for only 50% of the payout

and if you're trying to go for heist trophies with randoms you're a dumbass too

 

here's my new spectacular heist experience:

I'm gunne on humane labs. Ground team dude gets on explosive cannon. While I'm messaging him to get out the pilot takes off without me

bravo idiots. After flying around like idiots they finally land and ground team switches places with me.

The pilot is absolutely horrible crashing constantly crashing into the laboratory building. Not even 1 minute in to the heist and the chopper is already smoking from the pilot crashing it. I just gave up and turned off the game. Seriously how dumb randoms can be? How is it that they fail at fundamentally everything. They don't know even the simplest of the game controllers and it's a miracle if they're even literate

 

 

I wasn't talking about Finales, was referring to Setups.

Try picturing why someone would Host on Easy for Setups, for Hard for Finales.

This Host may not have reliable people to do Heist with, LFG may have been unsuccessful.

So with random players, compensating with extra lives could help the Setup get done completed quicker to progress to Finale.

The Host doesn't get paid 50% either, until Finale.

I haven't offended you or insulted in any ways, yet you've responded as a toxic person on public forum.

I don't think you would even apologise, so I'm gonna use the report feature.

I don't do Heist in First Person, so no need to call someone you don't know over the internet as "dumbass" while remaining your own anonymousity.

[Dragon_Of_Tragedy]

This ifruit app is sh*t I swear

So true. It's 10 years outdated.

 

They could have done so much more with the game.

[Arrows to Athens]

I'm honestly getting tired of seeing Deluxos under the map. There's like 5 different wallbreaches to do this glitch. Fix this sh*t, Cockstar.

[B7R]

I'm honestly getting tired of seeing Deluxos under the map. There's like 5 different wallbreaches to do this glitch. Fix this sh*t, Cockstar.

 

Nah we're only interested in nerfing money glitches so you can continue to grind your poor ass off for monkey pay. Wallbreaches are fair game but we may patch it at some point in a future update if we feel like it - R* /s

[gtafan26]

I'm honestly getting tired of seeing Deluxos under the map. There's like 5 different wallbreaches to do this glitch. Fix this sh*t, Cockstar.

They get really salty with you when you use it against them and take them out.

[Arrows to Athens]

 

I'm honestly getting tired of seeing Deluxos under the map. There's like 5 different wallbreaches to do this glitch. Fix this sh*t, Cockstar.

 

Nah we're only interested in nerfing money glitches so you can continue to grind your poor ass off for monkey pay. Wallbreaches are fair game but we may patch it at some point in a future update if we feel like it - R* /s

 

I really, really like the Deluxo. The way it looks, the way it drives, the way it sounds. Not to mention its top supercar top speed when hover mode is never activated, which is another issue I have with this car. But no, Rockstar had to weaponize it, and now they're letting all of these under the map glitchers loose.

Edited April 8, 2018 by Arrows to Athens