The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[J-Scott-D]

Check out the video at 10 seconds in; a pole loads in - that's what I caused it. You crashed into it before it fully loaded.

Just flew down there and checked. There's no pole where the small Jetsam Terminal sign is, which is where I exploded.

 

There is a cell phone/communications tower near La Mesa that'll load in late and make me change course once in a while.

 

I have pretty good internet so not many weird things happen to me.

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

Again with the hover planes?

[EkaSwede]

Seriosuly, 3 Froggers crate mission.

 

WHO THE f*ck FITTED MY BUZZARD WITH IDIOT ROCKETS?

 

Seriously, they keep diving under the helicopters flying in a straight f*cking line! And don't tell me to "use machineguns". We got HOMING ROCKETS. Why have they become LIMBO ROCKETS?

 

And why the f*ck can we no longer catch crates in the air post SMuggler's Run? It's really aggravating to see the crates fly through th ehelicopter because I'mnot allowed to pick it up!

 

I need to make a comic about the idiot limbo rockets. I had a better word intended for them ,but I don't want to be banned over some snoflake mass clicking the report button or something...

[mrfonzius]

^ Cannot remember this ever worked for regular crates, I even destroyed them once with the rotor blades of my Buzzard while trying to catch them.

 

Also appears to me that the jetpack rockets are even worse.

[GAUNTLET HELLFIRE]

If shooting sh*t is more important than crossing the finish line first then is an adversary mode not a race

 

How the fu*k is this a race if I won by 12 seconds but came in second?

 

[DominusTaranis]

GTAForums jinxed me on this one. I've been playing for almost two years and never had this happen.

 

I read about this problem on the forum less than a week ago, but don't remember who mentioned it.

 

 

That's the kind of garbo that used to happen to me every time I'd try to swipe a lazor from the base without using blindeye. I'd get all the way into the city and then just detonate.

[Snoopbr]

"Meh" intensifies. Justified.

[-KM-]

You can launch TA with an odd number of players apparently. If you do, this happens

I guess a glaring issue like this didn't occur to them?

 

Also this

[whywontyoulisten]

Started Target Ass Salt as gunner. Shot 3 targets before getting locked in place pointing forwards and twitching, while my driver went straight into a container with his foot to the floor. Up into clouds and back into a lobby. I don't think I can be bothered to try again.

[Nerfgoth]

The mods on Caracara is disappointing! Was expecting tons of being able to changes to the appearance on the car!

 

The minigun looks to small on it! It needs a beefier gun and able to hook on the trailer!

[Semaj 2JZ♢]

Still no fix for the overrev, on the new cars or the Viseris...

 

Also, my characters head clips through the roof of my XXR on both entry and exit...

 

Jesus fack, R*, do you even have a person who has at least 1 eye and maybe half a brain cell working in quality control...?

 

Hire some monkeys, or whatever else. Cause the sh*t for brains you have now, ain't cutting it anymore.

 

Your DLCs are becoming as sh*t as a last second Christmas gift.

[SAS_Intruder]

I was waiting for classic Issi but now I am gonna play other games for full week because Rockstar thinks they can get me with their amateur marketing trap.

 

Other thing, recently I am getting kicked out of public lobbies. To ke more precise, everyone else is getting kicked and I stay alone in the lobby. Not sure if that is bad thing, considering what this game has become. However, I do get lonely lol

[WildBrick142]

 

uh.... what?

[Cheesy_wotsit]

 

 

Other thing, recently I am getting kicked out of public lobbies. To ke more precise, everyone else is getting kicked and I stay alone in the lobby. Not sure if that is bad thing, considering what this game has become. However, I do get lonely lol

 

This has been happening since day one, Rcokstar will try to blame everything other than their sh*tty backend infrastructure but to put it simply if you have anything that upsets your ping, even by a tiny bit then the game sticks you in a freeroam server by yourself 'for reasons'. Their is an extensive thread over on the support forums that has been running for about as long as the game has been around which has any number of solutions to fixing the issue but put simply the issue is Rcokstars crappy service so yes you can contact your ISP and ask them to replace your router (yes that is seriously one of the solutions that people have suggested) or you can just learn to live with it. I found, when I used to play, that it would come and go, sometimes it would be stable for weeks on end and then other times it was almost a100% cert that you would get the dreaded everyone has left messages. Learn to live with it I used to switch to CEO work since I would now have a lobby all to myself without having to do any of that stupid messing around with MTU settings.

[Yellow Dog with Cone]

Seriosuly, 3 Froggers crate mission.

 

WHO THE f*ck FITTED MY BUZZARD WITH IDIOT ROCKETS?

 

Seriously, they keep diving under the helicopters flying in a straight f*cking line! And don't tell me to "use machineguns". We got HOMING ROCKETS. Why have they become LIMBO ROCKETS?

 

And why the f*ck can we no longer catch crates in the air post SMuggler's Run? It's really aggravating to see the crates fly through th ehelicopter because I'mnot allowed to pick it up!

 

I need to make a comic about the idiot limbo rockets. I had a better word intended for them ,but I don't want to be banned over some snoflake mass clicking the report button or something...

Didn't some helis got their lock-on hitboxes changed with the Runners Smug update?

 

Maybe that's the reason why homing missiles can't hit them for sh*t.

[Big Molio]

Aggregate mode in races. Who on God’s green Earth thought this was a fun idea to add to a race?

 

You get the usual at the beginning of the race, rammed off the track by all the noobs, and then you spend a good two laps weaving your way through the pack to take first place, only for the aggregate to decide, no, you came second actually. Stupid.

[CrysisAverted]

thanks for stealing my expensive mkII ammo R*

[hugh750]

Aggregate mode in races. Who on God’s green Earth thought this was a fun idea to add to a race?

 

You get the usual at the beginning of the race, rammed off the track by all the noobs, and then you spend a good two laps weaving your way through the pack to take first place, only for the aggregate to decide, no, you came second actually. Stupid.

yesterday i had to deal with wrong way racers while doing the hotring races.

you would think r* would instantly put wrong way racers into non contact mode or give their winnings to all of the other racers who drove the right way.

Edited April 4, 2018 by hugh750

[B7R]

 

Aggregate mode in races. Who on God’s green Earth thought this was a fun idea to add to a race?

 

You get the usual at the beginning of the race, rammed off the track by all the noobs, and then you spend a good two laps weaving your way through the pack to take first place, only for the aggregate to decide, no, you came second actually. Stupid.

yesterday i had to deal with wrong way racers while doing the hotring races.

you would think r* would instantly put wrong way racers into non contact mode or give their winnings to all of the other racers who drove the right way.

 

 

Tried my one and only hotring race the other day. It ended as you expect it would. Me losing my 6th place to 10th because of people getting bored and decided to f*ck everyone else over by driving the wrong way up the track and blocking tight spots that have to barriers next to them. If your that bored why don't you just quit and go back to freemode or better yet.... f*ck off from GTAOnline for good.

 

The pay was sh*t and could've made more then what I got from that race doing other things or jobs. Yet people on here were inclined to think Hotring was a good thing and there's zilch flaws with it.

 

1 Vehicle

 

1 F*cking vehicle to chose from

 

On a Stunt like track but without all the jumps and loops. They could've added the car to the rest of the races without needing to add yet another category and call it a day

 

That's shows how lazy Rockstar has become because back in the day an update (or if it's not an update a game mode) would've came with more than 1 vehicle to chose from. Stunt races came with a whole heap of vehicles to choose from but Hotring get's 1 vehicle only!

 

In 2 weeks time Hotring will all be forgotten just like the other forgotten adversary modes

[Mach1bud]

 

 

Aggregate mode in races. Who on Gods green Earth thought this was a fun idea to add to a race?

 

You get the usual at the beginning of the race, rammed off the track by all the noobs, and then you spend a good two laps weaving your way through the pack to take first place, only for the aggregate to decide, no, you came second actually. Stupid.

yesterday i had to deal with wrong way racers while doing the hotring races.

you would think r* would instantly put wrong way racers into non contact mode or give their winnings to all of the other racers who drove the right way.

 

Tried my one and only hotring race the other day. It ended as you expect it would. Me losing my 6th place to 10th because of people getting bored and decided to f*ck everyone else over by driving the wrong way up the track and blocking tight spots that have to barriers next to them. If your that bored why don't you just quit and go back to freemode or better yet.... f*ck off from GTAOnline for good.

 

The pay was sh*t and could've made more then what I got from that race doing other things or jobs. Yet people on here were inclined to think Hotring was a good thing and there's zilch flaws with it.

 

1 Vehicle

 

1 F*cking vehicle to chose from

 

On a Stunt like track but without all the jumps and loops. They could've added the car to the rest of the races without needing to add yet another category and call it a day

 

That's shows how lazy Rockstar has become because back in the day an update (or if it's not an update a game mode) would've came with more than 1 vehicle to chose from. Stunt races came with a whole heap of vehicles to choose from but Hotring get's 1 vehicle only!

 

In 2 weeks time Hotring will all be forgotten just like the other forgotten adversary modes

But that is what Nascar/Stock Car Racing is. Everyone uses basically the same car. That is the whole point.

[Rafae]

Target Assault races pay dog sh*t smh.

[Irish45455]

I didn't know you could get busted in Online. Was screwing around in my Avenger, blowing up cops cars when the screen went black, then it showed my character standing up with BUSTED in blue letters. Bastards too most of my ammo.

[B7R]

 

 

 

Aggregate mode in races. Who on Gods green Earth thought this was a fun idea to add to a race?

 

You get the usual at the beginning of the race, rammed off the track by all the noobs, and then you spend a good two laps weaving your way through the pack to take first place, only for the aggregate to decide, no, you came second actually. Stupid.

yesterday i had to deal with wrong way racers while doing the hotring races.

you would think r* would instantly put wrong way racers into non contact mode or give their winnings to all of the other racers who drove the right way.

 

Tried my one and only hotring race the other day. It ended as you expect it would. Me losing my 6th place to 10th because of people getting bored and decided to f*ck everyone else over by driving the wrong way up the track and blocking tight spots that have to barriers next to them. If your that bored why don't you just quit and go back to freemode or better yet.... f*ck off from GTAOnline for good.

 

The pay was sh*t and could've made more then what I got from that race doing other things or jobs. Yet people on here were inclined to think Hotring was a good thing and there's zilch flaws with it.

 

1 Vehicle

 

1 F*cking vehicle to chose from

 

On a Stunt like track but without all the jumps and loops. They could've added the car to the rest of the races without needing to add yet another category and call it a day

 

That's shows how lazy Rockstar has become because back in the day an update (or if it's not an update a game mode) would've came with more than 1 vehicle to chose from. Stunt races came with a whole heap of vehicles to choose from but Hotring get's 1 vehicle only!

 

In 2 weeks time Hotring will all be forgotten just like the other forgotten adversary modes

But that is what Nascar/Stock Car Racing is. Everyone uses basically the same car. That is the whole point.

 

 

Alright my bad then since Nascar is pretty much not a thing in the country I reside and don't really know too much about it. I guess it has the right ideas but the community side of things is what makes it terrible to even think about doing the first place.

 

The crashing and bashing is one thing for the Hotring races but it's a really an ignorant & dumb move if you choose to drive the wrong way up the track on purpose to interfere with other racers. I don't recall people doing this in other races, just the single Hotring race I did.

[Mach1bud]

Yes yes I agree backwards drivers suck. You can solve that in Hotring races by using the "Destroy Last Place" function set to every lap. It really does help get rid of the trolls.

[PetrolCB]

The crashing and bashing is one thing for the Hotring races but it's a really an ignorant & dumb move if you choose to drive the wrong way up the track on purpose to interfere with other racers. I don't recall people doing this in other races, just the single Hotring race I did.

 

It happens in stunt races a lot as well.

[B7R]

So get this, I'm playing targeted assault with 3 other people and get up to the 2nd lap close to finishing in the first place then the game just goes to the clouds all of a sudden and drops me back in a new public lobby. What the hell was that for?

[Queenslayer]

The crashing and bashing is one thing for the Hotring races but it's a really an ignorant & dumb move if you choose to drive the wrong way up the track on purpose to interfere with other racers. I don't recall people doing this in other races, just the single Hotring race I did.

 

 

 

I always find it amusing that a guy sitting comfortable in 5th place with others not far ahead goes out of his way, with all his effort, to knock you off balance...and they fail, putting themselves maybe 15 places back. Warms my cockles indeed.

[PetrolCB]

So get this, I'm playing targeted assault with 3 other people and get up to the 2nd lap close to finishing in the first place then the game just goes to the clouds all of a sudden and drops me back in a new public lobby. What the hell was that for?

 

Someone quit? Somebody posted a gif somewhere today, showing what happens when the teams are uneven. What you described sounds essentially like what happened in their scenario.

Edited April 4, 2018 by PetrolCB

[Verbal Soze]

Started Target Ass Salt as gunner. Shot 3 targets before getting locked in place pointing forwards and twitching, while my driver went straight into a container with his foot to the floor. Up into clouds and back into a lobby. I don't think I can be bothered to try again.

Glad to know i wasn't the only one who experienced this trouble, i even finish in 3rd when my score are more than the other guys and yes i finished the race before the time runs out

[Black Terminator]

How the f*ck do people keep on one hand punch you in death matches many times and kill you while when you try it you get killed? What kind of remotes are these melee death match players in ring fights use? This is utter bullsh*t. I am good at death matches and hand to hand combat but this this sh*t is ridiculous.