The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[Arrows to Athens]

Why do NPC's love parking their car in the middle of the damn road? I hate that sh*t. Get the f*ck out of the way!

[Semaj 2JZ♢]

 

4) Exploiting Neons for COM.

 

What does this mean?Same. Also, not understanding "short shifting", as you can't decide when the car up shifts to a higher gear...

[C10H15N]

 

 

 

4) Exploiting Neons for COM.

What does this mean?

Same. Also, not understanding "short shifting", as you can't decide when the car up shifts to a higher gear...

 

COM = Center of Mass.

 

It basically effects the weight of your car, in some odd way. Let's say, you add weight to the front of your car, making it less shakey there. This would come in handy for cars that tend to oversteer, etc. Whereas this would make sense with front bumpers, why would it work with neonlights?!

 

Also, "short-shifting" is more of an exploit / technique that involes tapping the brake and accelerating again. Sounds odd, but apparently, it helps you shift faster, and thereby, accelerate faster.

Edited March 31, 2018 by C10H15N

[Yellow Dog with Cone]

COM = Center of Mass.

 

It basically effects the weight of your car, in some odd way. Let's say, you add weight to the front of your car, making it less shakey there. This would come in handy for cars that tend to oversteer, etc. Whereas this would make sense with front bumpers, why would it work with neonlights?!

Wait wait wait wait, what?

 

You're telling me that equipping neons do affect the handling of a car? That doesn't even makes any ammount of sense.

 

R* logic at it's finest.

[DominusTaranis]

I keep trying to tag along in the Doomsday heist, and I'm CONSTANTLY getting locked into the clouds. If I'm lucky enough to actually get into the lobby, if I leave it, locked in the clouds. If the mission finishes, I have a chance to get back to freeroam but it's slim.

I've never had these issues before. Jesus Christ. I can't play the f*cking game. I"m tempted to go back to chopping my MTU in half and soloing crates to grind for my sh*t.

3) "Short-Shifting".

I call it force shifting. And I have a few things to tell you about it.

 

1) It doesn't work for every car. At least not to a significant extent. For a lot of stock vehicles, particularly the Hotring Racer, it's actually detrimental

 

2) It's not some kind of magic super turbo. It'll get you out of lower gears and up to speed faster than base acceleration, but it's not going to win you a race if you're exploiting it because you keep slamming into a wall or can't take a turn without stopping. It's not a race winner. Seriously.

3) "Short-Shifting".

I call it force shifting. And I have a few things to tell you about it.

 

1) It doesn't work for every car. At least not to a significant extent. For a lot of stock vehicles, particularly the Hotring Racer, it's actually detrimental

 

2) It's not some kind of magic super turbo. It'll get you out of lower gears and up to speed faster than base acceleration, but it's not going to win you a race if you're exploiting it because you keep slamming into a wall or can't take a turn without stopping. It's not a race winner. Seriously.

Edited April 1, 2018 by DominusTaranis

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

*Calls Mechanic for my car, Spawns as such*

 

Me: At least you have the brain cells to put the parking brake on this time Mechanic.

 

Edit: Noticed that typo, that's what happens when you make a B&M post at like 3 or 4 in the morning

Edited April 2, 2018 by Suzuki Azure Vulpine

[Gridl0k]

Neons have ballast and are ballast? Kooky.

[Mister_Incredible92]

People who breathe heavy and chew on the mic. For goodness sake, turn off your f*cking mics if you're not going to use them.

[Sanches]

People who breathe heavy and chew on the mic. For goodness sake, turn off your f*cking mics if you're not going to use them.

Lol, that's true.

Not a Online B&M, but i remember playing TF2 and a there's a push to talk voice chat. And he was activating his mic every time he was sneezing, coughing ect.

[Sentinel Driver]

Can't get a special cargo mission where the crates are in just one vehicle to save my life. I got this mission where the crates had been stolen by a merryweather valkyrie. I started flying towards it in my opressor and I got instakilled by the op npcs before I could see or lock on to the valkyrie. f*ck this bullsh*t, this is exactly why I don't play this grind fest of a game

[Commander S]

Coming back to GTAO after having a great time with Monster Hunter World (it's just so good...), and:

- bought the Ellie, eating up half of my last million

- customisation is limited, and thus so are my options for how to build mine

- LSC paint options don't allow for half the real-world schemes I'd like to use

- can't try out the Ellie in single-player, which means I won't know how the paint colours I'm testing will affect the decal/livery options

- costs $15k to try out certain metallic/pearlescent combos in GTAO

- need to claw back some money, but the best I can do is waste time doing heist setups with randos, or grinding Sightseer/the same handful of contact missions that have been in the game for years

- on top of that, my character's appearance (most characters, in fact - look at the hairline on maybe 99% of characters since Gunrunning) is bugged, and I've not been able to do anything fun with their outfits since 2015, because R* doesn't give a s*** about that side of the game anymore

- playing GTAO reminds me that we're weeks/months away from the slap in the face that is the Jester Classic, and I just don't want to be around to see that eyesore

 

Meanwhile, MHW is just about to kick off several weeks of cool new activities and free DLC outfits, weapons, etc. - looking forward to dressing my hunter up as Ryu from Street Fighter, Dante from Devil May Cry, all while beating seven bells out of giant Pacific Rim beasties. Only thing that game needs now is a photo mode - because every game nowadays really ought to come with a photo mode as standard.

[Handsome Jack]

I want another hangar f*ck

[Shadowfennekin]

I want another hangar f*ck

I'd just like another one so I can respawn in LSIA and summon a PV there..... if an activity is going on and keeps causing you to respawn in the middle of that massive place you're pretty much stuck walking or changing sessions.

[Handsome Jack]

This is the most rage inducing thing ever...

 

[B7R]

Oh for f*ck sake. My objectives got changed after I'd already completed one and the ones I had before hand were really easy and straight to the point ones. Now the "refreshed" ones are to do Flight school, Capture and fairground ride. I get given flight school every 2nd or 3rd day and hate captures because I find them all boring and getting the right capture for the objective is a pain in the ass. You say I could host one myself but the trouble is getting someone to join and I believe if they quit or something the objective won't trigger as "complete" even tho it's suppose to be a participate, not complete it one.

 

Old objective before were to steal 20 cars, collect some BST (Which I did beforehand and after completing it l went back to SP for 5 minuets while I went to eat) and do a deathmatch. All easy and straight to the point like I said.

 

While Rockstar and TK2 is busy having it's fingers up their ass and snorting coke and patching money glitches the moment their made public, there's players who are suffering glitches that have probably been reported but not fixed or looked into because it's got nothing to do with sharkcards or obtaining GTAOnline money easy & quick.

 

Only a twisted developer would ignore game breaking bugs while only paying attention to ones that would harm their revenue.

Edited April 2, 2018 by B7R

[Yellow Dog with Cone]

This is the most rage inducing thing ever...

 

In this game, not only other players spawnkill you, also the NPCs.

[Piro]

 

This is the most rage inducing thing ever...

In this game, not only other players spawnkill you, also the NPCs.

 

 

When you play the game to long, the game starts playing you!

 

NPCs are learning, they became self aware like Agent Smith i Matrix.

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

*Walks over to TV area in Hanger*
Me as I'm talking to my friend: Yeah by the way, that Tryhard is stil....
*Looks over at TV*

Me: *Angry Fake Aussie Accent* OI WHERE THE F*CK IS MY TV!?
My Friend: Wut?

Edited April 2, 2018 by Suzuki Azure Vulpine

[Sanches]

In this game, not only other players spawnkill you, also the NPCs.

 

NPCs are learning, they became self aware like Agent Smith i Matrix.

*Quake bot intensifies*

[Yellow Dog with Cone]

 

 

This is the most rage inducing thing ever...

In this game, not only other players spawnkill you, also the NPCs.

 

When you play the game to long, the game starts playing you!

 

NPCs are learning, they became self aware like Agent Smith i Matrix.

inb4 the NPCs start to blow themselves up.

 

Thinking about it, that wouldn't be that bad

[Sanches]

inb4 the NPCs start to blow themselves up.

 

Thinking about it, that wouldn't be that bad

Tryhard NPCs confirmed.

They're now using marksman rifle with hollow point rounds and 75% accuracy. So they'll kill you in that 3 shots anyway. Also they're now dancing so you can't hit them even with auto-aim.

[Gridl0k]

Why do I ALWAYS press Y (exit vehicle) to get out of bomb camera mode? Is it some Battlefield 3 muscle memory f*cking with me?

 

[PetrolCB]

Why do I ALWAYS press Y (exit vehicle) to get out of bomb camera mode? Is it some Battlefield 3 muscle memory f*cking with me?

 

 

My name is Gridl0k, and this is the Avenger spring board...

 

 

Edited April 2, 2018 by PetrolCB

[whywontyoulisten]

Third party "They're mobile" crate mission vehicles can now spawn inside car parks. The driver was already legging it down the road in a blind panic when I arrived.

 

[J-Scott-D]

GTAForums jinxed me on this one. I've been playing for almost two years and never had this happen.

 

I read about this problem on the forum less than a week ago, but don't remember who mentioned it.

 

 

[FukNRekd]

Getting kicked from race lobbies either because I'm winning or because I'm a higher rank than the host.

 

Come on, 333 isn't even high and winning with catch up, slip stream and contact on is down to luck sometimes.

That might have been me LOL. But I won't kick you for winning. Unless you constantly curb boost.

 

When I host a lobbie and we are a bunch of < 100 level drivers I will kick level 200 and above. Every time. We don't want you there. Go race with someone your own level.

 

Also, if you wearing a bunch of lenses on your head or wearing a diaper your kicked.

 

Lastly, if your name strikes me as a tryhard, you're gone. "Poof".

Edited April 2, 2018 by FukNRekd

[Sanches]

I read about this problem on the forum less than a week ago, but don't remember who mentioned it.

I've had the same problem. But it occured more than a week ago.

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

GTAForums jinxed me on this one. I've been playing for almost two years and never had this happen.

 

I read about this problem on the forum less than a week ago, but don't remember who mentioned it.

 

 

 

How is that a thing?

[J-Scott-D]

^ A wall in the sky? lol

 

I was exhausted last night from the Family Easter get together at our house. I saved the video so I could look at it today to see what I had hit. Turned out I hit nothing, lol.

[Man With No Name]

Check out the video at 10 seconds in; a pole loads in - that's what I caused it. You crashed into it before it fully loaded.

 

My B n M:

 

Gave the game another try. Two sessions I was in, hackers/modders/whateveryoutocallthem/cheaters were in there. First, two kiddies in a chrome plane killing some German kid. Tried killing them with the oribital cannon, and it kept missing. Repeatly. Kept getting refunded. Watched them via tv, German kid was laying into it with explosives, and the plane suffered no damage.

 

Second session, three tryhards killing people. Didn't think they were hacking at first, but I tried to get into my Hydra to kill them whilst I was in Ghost Organization, and out of nowhere, my jet's flaming and spinning out of control. No missile warning, no explosive rifle round hit damage affect, just the plane nosediving like if you went over water at the edge of the map. But not enough to point fingers. Later, they went after me again, I got ejected from my car, and couldn't get back in, completely locked. Reported, left, switched off game. Back to "retirement."

Edited April 3, 2018 by jacka