The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[Sanches]

How about KURUMA, Professor English Major?

That's Major Professor English Major for you!

[No Homing]

I think I found the ultimate retarded cousin of the tryhard.

 

Jep, the same guy just obliterated my avenger 3 times.

Jep, I don't think he had a brain at all, how can someone fall for the same bait 3 times?

It must be completely retarded.

[Shnockered1]

Fu*king traffic. Every time I'm driving an I/E or a Simeon vehicle they go out of their way to hit me.

 

It's because your driving needs improvement - you needed to make a much wider turn to the right side of the vehicle, and then speed up to get in front, LOL...

[whywontyoulisten]

 

Fu*king traffic. Every time I'm driving an I/E or a Simeon vehicle they go out of their way to hit me.

 

It's because your driving needs improvement - you needed to make a much wider turn to the right side of the vehicle, and then speed up to get in front, LOL...

The hell are you on about? The NPC should have been in the right hand lane if they wanted to make that move, but instead they cut across in front of OP. If you think that's good driving, then I'm glad I don't have to share roads with you.

[Shnockered1]

Oh come on, I wasn't criticizing your opinion about cheap AI - it's just by now, we should come to expect this and outmaneuver these tactics by anticipating ahead what NPCs will likely try. Still could have made a much wider turn to the right and speed off, to avoid contact.

[MadTitanThanos]

 

How about KURUMA, Professor English Major?

That's Major Professor English Major for you!

 

This pleases me.

[G U M M I]

I was about to spend the next 25 minutes running, jumping, and falling just to find the subway, because GTA day time lighting is f*cking atrocious and makes everyone look straight out of They Live.

 

So yes, I am 100% f*cking annoyed right now. When you have your location spawn set to LAST LOCATION, you should spawn....in your motherf*cking...LAST LOCATION. I was outside of the barbershop of Del Perro, not Palomino f*cking Highlands.

 

CEO Buzzard spawn? Useless. Merryweather pick up? Useless. Mechanic? Useless.

 

But that's okay, that's what Director Mode is for.

 

Because I can't decently take a look at my new character, I've decided to go into director mode.

 

This was just another f*cked up attempt at Rockstar trying to get more money out of me.

[Shadowfennekin]

People who praise sh*tty event weeks..........

[⁣V⁣]

Fu*king traffic. Every time I'm driving an I/E or a Simeon vehicle they go out of their way to hit me.

 

Yup, can relate.

 

 

Fuu, they literally go out of their way, stop in the middle of the street to f*ck your day up.

[Kushology]

 

Fu*king traffic. Every time I'm driving an I/E or a Simeon vehicle they go out of their way to hit me.

 

Yup, can relate.

 

 

Fuu, they literally go out of their way, stop in the middle of the street to f*ck your day up.

I had an experience importing a car..

 

I down the first wave of NPC vehicles and take cover behind one of their vehicles on the right lane, the oncoming lane was totally clear..

 

Here comes Mr. Sandking freaking out about gunfire, comes into my lane and runs right over a Banshee I was hiding behind, almost killing me in the process of now laying there getting shot by another wave.....

 

I have a clip saved, just haven't got around to it yet.

Edited March 31, 2018 by Kushology

[⁣V⁣]

I have a clip saved, just haven't got around to it yet.

would love to see that, not gonna lie.

Make sure you sprinkle some effects on it

[Kushology]

 

I have a clip saved, just haven't got around to it yet.

would love to see that, not gonna lie.

Make sure you sprinkle some effects on it

Nothing that fancy, can't be bothered.

 

Half the time I just use the 'Share' button to save most things.

(PS4)

 

And I rewatched it and I got it mixed up. It was a Beejay that hit the Banshee and knocked me over, then the sandking came and ran over two of the cars and kept going.. lol

 

It all happens within like 10 seconds so my memory was fuzzy.

Edited March 31, 2018 by Kushology

[79'Blazer4x4]

 

 

Fu*king traffic. Every time I'm driving an I/E or a Simeon vehicle they go out of their way to hit me.

 

Yup, can relate.

 

Fuu, they literally go out of their way, stop in the middle of the street to f*ck your day up.

I had an experience importing a car..

 

I down the first wave of NPC vehicles and take cover behind one of their vehicles on the right lane, the oncoming lane was totally clear..

 

Here comes Mr. Sandking freaking out about gunfire, comes into my lane and runs right over a Banshee I was hiding behind, almost killing me in the process of now laying there getting shot by another wave.....

 

I have a clip saved, just haven't got around to it yet.

 

I had a really similar one. I was exporting a car and took cover behind a concrete barrier. It was the third wave or so and one of the enemy NPC Kurumas was parked right in front of me on the other side of the barrier. In comes this Phantom travelling at mach 5 and slams right into the Kuruma in front of my barrier, which sandwiches it between the Phantom and the barrier and sends it to the moon. I wasn't injured or killed because the barriers are unpenetrable, but it still nearly gave me a heart attack.

Edited March 31, 2018 by 79'Blazer4x4

[B7R]

Trying to do longest wheelie challenge and I get myself and my bike blown up twice by a level 88 b*tch named Maggie (Something) in a Deluxo. If Rockstar can do a "invincible like state" for people doing kill-list where kill list players can only blow up other kill list players and not others not doing Kill-list then why can't the same apply to the rest of the challenges? Especially ones like reverse longest distance without crashing or Wheelie Challenge for example?

 

If your not participating In the free-mode challenges then you shouldn't be able to kill other players who are in the challenge PERIOD unless it's something like melee challenge or get the most sniper kills.

 

And Maggie F*ck you for being the sad little b*tch you are. I hope someone blows up your Deluxo when your doing a challenge and see how you like it. Maybe then you'll understand how I feel when I'm trying to participate in something that doesn't involve ripping other players to shreds.

[ALifeOfMisery]

Getting kicked from race lobbies either because I'm winning or because I'm a higher rank than the host.

 

Come on, 333 isn't even high and winning with catch up, slip stream and contact on is down to luck sometimes.

[HamwithCheese]

 

 

Did my first contact mission in, what, a year? Guy in an armored kararma runs me over on accident, but reverses and runs me over again. He gets out and I blow that red piece of sh*t up.

 

Then I "accidentally" run him over with the fib granger and complete the mission,

It's Karuma ffs /s

 

How about KURUMA, Professor English Major?

I've played this game for 5 f*cking years dude. Its KARARMA okay?

[The First Hunter]

People who praise sh*tty event weeks..........

Well I've made 16mils from crates since Tuesday.

That's the money I've made off of I/E in about 3 months

[Lonely-Martin]

People who praise sh*tty event weeks..........

People who are entitled and need a 2x to actually enjoy this game, lol..........

[ALifeOfMisery]

 

People who praise sh*tty event weeks..........

Well I've made 16mils from crates since Tuesday.

That's the money I've made off of I/E in about 3 months

Crates and races might not be the most glamorous, but like you, I've made a sh*t load of cash and more importantly (to me) I'm ranking up very quickly.

[Sanches]

People who are entitled and need a 2x to actually enjoy this game, lol..........

That's actually not their fault. Rockstar is to blame. Blame for making players getting crazy amounts of money to enjoy the content.

Of course they can still enjoy bugs and loading screens. No problem with that.

Edited March 31, 2018 by Sanches

[Geisterfaust]

Rockstar is to blame for creating all these game modes that nobody plays unless they're 2x.

[Yellow Dog with Cone]

 

 

 

Did my first contact mission in, what, a year? Guy in an armored kararma runs me over on accident, but reverses and runs me over again. He gets out and I blow that red piece of sh*t up.

 

Then I "accidentally" run him over with the fib granger and complete the mission,

It's Karuma ffs /s

 

How about KURUMA, Professor English Major?I've played this game for 5 f*cking years dude. Its KARARMA okay?

Kararma Kararma Kararma Kararma Kararma Chameleon

[Lonely-Martin]

 

People who are entitled and need a 2x to actually enjoy this game, lol..........

That's actually not their fault. Rockstar is to blame. Blame for making players getting crazy amounts of money to enjoy the content.

Of course they can still enjoy bugs and loading screens. No problem with that.

 

Yeah, lol.

 

I more mean that if the game only appeals when something specific is 2x, probably time to ease off. After all, it's a bonus. Don't matter what business IMO, they're all a grind after the first couple of runs through each mission.

 

Without doubt I blame R* too. This game became this grind for so many that they need 2x to run modes and enjoy the game. Madness really. But bitching because folk enjoy what's on offer, bit silly really. To each their own. (I was grouchy this morning too, my bad all).

[Irish45455]

Finally cracked and bought the hangar that's on sale in Zancudo and figured I'd try my hand at this air freight sh*t. I get about ten crates delivered to my hangar and man, it's boring af. Decide I'll set what I have most of for a measly twenty grand. Sale mission starts, it's in a Seabreeze with guns that are about as effective as throwing a paper plane at a brick wall. Of course enemy jets come after me, and I do okay dodging missiles until I make the mistake of pausing to see where the hell the last two drops are. Get hit twice in rapid succession, and the plane starts intermittently belching black smoke. Finally get the last two drops, and one enemy is left because the other hit a bridge and died. Ron says, "Hey, I know you're close to death and your plane is belching black smoke but get it back to the hangar because Charlie could use the parts!" So I'm dodging and weaving, and right as I come over the wall on the east side of the base my engine dies, and I slam into a building and clip a few soldiers who light me up and I get a wanted level. I call off the cops, finally manage to shimmy the plane away from the building and coast to my hangar, completing the sale. So... Yeah. Air frieght stuff is not for me. I'll stick to bunker sales and import export stuff.

[Mach1bud]

Finally cracked and bought the hangar that's on sale in Zancudo and figured I'd try my hand at this air freight sh*t. I get about ten crates delivered to my hangar and man, it's boring af. Decide I'll set what I have most of for a measly twenty grand. Sale mission starts, it's in a Seabreeze with guns that are about as effective as throwing a paper plane at a brick wall. Of course enemy jets come after me, and I do okay dodging missiles until I make the mistake of pausing to see where the hell the last two drops are. Get hit twice in rapid succession, and the plane starts intermittently belching black smoke. Finally get the last two drops, and one enemy is left because the other hit a bridge and died. Ron says, "Hey, I know you're close to death and your plane is belching black smoke but get it back to the hangar because Charlie could use the parts!" So I'm dodging and weaving, and right as I come over the wall on the east side of the base my engine dies, and I slam into a building and clip a few soldiers who light me up and I get a wanted level. I call off the cops, finally manage to shimmy the plane away from the building and coast to my hangar, completing the sale. So... Yeah. Air frieght stuff is not for me. I'll stick to bunker sales and import export stuff.

Lol I thought maybe you meant to post this in the gasp n praise topic cause up until the last sentence it seemed like that was an epic mission and you enjoyed it lol.

[Lonely-Martin]

^ Also, if I remember right, we don't have to take the planes/heli's back after a sale, unless wanting some extra RP only.

[Rafae]

^ Also, if I remember right, we don't have to take the planes/heli's back after a sale, unless wanting some extra RP only.

Correct

[C10H15N]

This has probably been talked about, before. If not, allow me to speak up about it again.

So, I've been racing against some major tryhard. No, not the freemode tryhard. The racing tryhard. Luckily, I have managed to defeat them, and lecture them about what he has done wrong.


1) Using Off-Road Tires.


2) Curb-Boosting.


3) "Short-Shifting".


4) Exploiting Neons for COM.


5) Unable to partake races with a stock car, to see if they can actually drive, or if they are nothing without their tryhard machine.


Honestly, at this point, R* should just add these new codes to "all" of the cars in GTA Online, and not just the new ones from the latest update. I wouldn't mind that, at all.

[Xiled]

This has probably been talked about, before. If not, allow me to speak up about it again.

 

So, I've been racing against some major tryhard. No, not the freemode tryhard. The racing tryhard. Luckily, I have managed to defeat them, and lecture them about what he has done wrong.

 

 

1) Using Off-Road Tires.

 

 

2) Curb-Boosting.

 

 

3) "Short-Shifting".

 

 

4) Exploiting Neons for COM.

 

 

5) Unable to partake races with a stock car, to see if they can actually drive, or if they are nothing without their tryhard machine.

 

 

Honestly, at this point, R* should just add these new codes to "all" of the cars in GTA Online, and not just the new ones from the latest update. I wouldn't mind that, at all.

 

Its a shame the game removes skill from driving and pvp, and most races and pvp battles are won from exploiting "game mechanics".

[Yellow Dog with Cone]

4) Exploiting Neons for COM.

 

What does this mean?