The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[HamwithCheese]

Did my first contact mission in, what, a year? Guy in an armored kararma runs me over on accident, but reverses and runs me over again. He gets out and I blow that red piece of sh*t up.

 

Then I "accidentally" run him over with the fib granger and complete the mission,

[STARLORD-1480]

Delivering the Roosevelt Valor during I/E is the most infuriating thing about this game. It's the slowest piece of sh*t there is, you've always got to take it the furthest away, and the blue car bastards make it worth about 10k once you deliver it.

[Forza Harrd]

I know the moderators and advertising won't approve of this b$m.

 

Here it goes.

 

What's worse than Obama and Hitler?

 

When someone forces camera lock to first person.

 

I don't know about mods but I'm your huckleberry. Yeah that's right I reported your sorry ass. Problem?

[Kushology]

Hookers are too clingy in this game..

 

After doing the dirty deed scissor sisters style, this chick REFUSED to get out of my car..

 

 

I had to give her one last facial..

 

[AgentPlum]

My B&M today...

 

Sourcing crates, get 3 individual pickups. Deliver first crate and enter warehouse, wait 3 minutes on black screen to exit warehouse, in that time KABOOM 2 crates blown up by some knob on a flying broomstick

[Yellow Dog with Cone]

Did my first contact mission in, what, a year? Guy in an armored kararma runs me over on accident, but reverses and runs me over again. He gets out and I blow that red piece of sh*t up.

 

Then I "accidentally" run him over with the fib granger and complete the mission,

It's Karuma ffs /s

[Bluessun]

How about Kuruma?

 

"beloved child has many names"

[ilovefreebird]

Does anyone believe Rockstar actually reviews reported users?

[FukNRekd]

Delivering the Roosevelt Valor during I/E is the most infuriating thing about this game. It's the slowest piece of sh*t there is, you've always got to take it the furthest away, and the blue car bastards make it worth about 10k once you deliver it.

1) Don't sell the valor. Leave it in the warehouse.

 

2) If you insist on selling the Valor, see number 1 above.

 

3) If 1 and 2 above don't work, use a bob.

Edited March 29, 2018 by FukNRekd

[Rafae]

Always keep the cars you detest driving locked in your warehouse. I never have to deal with Z-Types or Roosevelts anymore thank god smh. Whoever's idea it was to include them in the pool of high end cars is a f*cking moron.

Edited March 29, 2018 by Rafae

[Kushology]

Does anyone believe Rockstar actually reviews reported users?

No, I don't. Although, last time I reported a guy, with video to Support, they told me to report in-game and closed the ticket.. Useless as sh*t.

[Mach1bud]

Delivering the Roosevelt Valor during I/E is the most infuriating thing about this game. It's the slowest piece of sh*t there is, you've always got to take it the furthest away, and the blue car bastards make it worth about 10k once you deliver it.

Sell in a session with at least one other person. Boom, no blue cars.

 

Edit: Idk the Roosey and Z Type drive fine imo. Mamba is a tricky one though.

Edited March 29, 2018 by Mach1bud

[Rafae]

Too big and bulky tbh. Mamba is tricky but fun as hell. I need that type of handling on the Ellie lol.

[whywontyoulisten]

 

Delivering the Roosevelt Valor during I/E is the most infuriating thing about this game. It's the slowest piece of sh*t there is, you've always got to take it the furthest away, and the blue car bastards make it worth about 10k once you deliver it.

Sell in a session with at least one other person. Boom, no blue cars.

Or just park somewhere safe at the trigger distance, and deal with the cars on foot. I have a place for both my warehouses.

[MaxBazooka01]

 

Delivering the Roosevelt Valor during I/E is the most infuriating thing about this game. It's the slowest piece of sh*t there is, you've always got to take it the furthest away, and the blue car bastards make it worth about 10k once you deliver it.

1) Don't sell the valor. Leave it in the warehouse.

 

2) If you insist on selling the Valor, see number 1 above.

 

3) If 1 and 2 above don't work, use a bob.

 

Why is it such an issue? I always sell the Roosevelt Valor and I never have any issues. I personally think the worst to deliver is the Z-Type because of its understeer.

Edited March 29, 2018 by MaxBazooka01

[Verbal Soze]

R* conversation

 

So boss we need to make the car handles like in racing sim games, more realistic boss can we do that

 

You mean like in Gt or forza?

 

No boss it's too easy they can play it with controller and keyboard

 

Hmm how about like in driveclub or project cars?

 

Hmm, sounds miserable enough, absolutely i'm on it boss

Ting *put on the handling flags

 

This is not a racing sim devs, just because you add some nascar themed racing the handling shouldn't be that difficult especially for all the new cars, which mostly meh

 

except that overflod and seasparrow lookin good

[Shnockered1]

 

Update: C* "Couldn't verify this claim" because they "were unable to verify that the amount you stated was spent on ammo" and suggested I take a video "next time it happens".

 

HAHAHA what a joke.

 

Not like I expected anything less but c'mon.

 

Same thing happened to me with the firework launcher recently.

 

Opened a ticket & told them I'd lost all it's ammo (I even apologised for using the wrong issue type, because there's no option for that weapon for god knows what reason.)

 

A day later, they responded asking for video proof.

 

I attached a vid & also sent a yt link just incase. It was 30 second clip showing it had no ammo (wtf else was I supposed to send?)

 

Two days pass, I finally get a response. "the issue is not shown clearly" and they want to see a clip of me buying the ammo, then losing it. First of all;

How the hell am I supposed to do that? And secondly, I had to explain I couldn't just buy ammo as it's a seasonal item. They should already bloody know that.

 

I told them if they can't do anything to help me then just close the ticket because I'm sick of them wasting my time, waiting days on end for useless responses.

 

Next day, they gave me 200 grand in game & closed the ticket. Back & forth for FIVE days, to accomplish nothing. Flawless customer service

 

 

 

 

So they drop you 200 G, and you're crying? Sheesh, LOL...

[-KM-]

So they drop you 200 G, and you're crying? Sheesh, LOL...

Bribing me with fake money doesn't excuse their games broken state & nonexistent customer support. A simple issue that could've been resolved in a few hours turned into almost a week of pointless back & fourth with someone who had no idea what they were doing. Shambles.

[Silencer555]

Lesson learned, never land the Akula without having your landing gear out.

 

Edited March 29, 2018 by Silencer555

[FukNRekd]

It is just protesting the color you painted it. It's stealth and it knows this, so it protests.

 

Mine did that the whole time it was bright red, too. Once I camo'd it with deep, deep reds and blues it quit the very same day.

[Mervz789]

 

 

Delivering the Roosevelt Valor during I/E is the most infuriating thing about this game. It's the slowest piece of sh*t there is, you've always got to take it the furthest away, and the blue car bastards make it worth about 10k once you deliver it.

1) Don't sell the valor. Leave it in the warehouse.

 

2) If you insist on selling the Valor, see number 1 above.

 

3) If 1 and 2 above don't work, use a bob.

 

Why is it such an issue? I always sell the Roosevelt Valor and I never have any issues. I personally think the worst to deliver is the Z-Type because of its understeer.

 

You guys clearly haven't driven a mamba in the snow.

[Kushology]

 

 

 

Delivering the Roosevelt Valor during I/E is the most infuriating thing about this game. It's the slowest piece of sh*t there is, you've always got to take it the furthest away, and the blue car bastards make it worth about 10k once you deliver it.

1) Don't sell the valor. Leave it in the warehouse.

 

2) If you insist on selling the Valor, see number 1 above.

 

3) If 1 and 2 above don't work, use a bob.

 

Why is it such an issue? I always sell the Roosevelt Valor and I never have any issues. I personally think the worst to deliver is the Z-Type because of its understeer.

 

You guys clearly haven't driven a mamba in the snow.

Oh I have, f*ckin' loved it, man.

 

Such a blast.

[CrysisAverted]

5 years already and R* changed the text to make it more legible across platforms? But they still haven't done sh*t about the player list blocking the view of my f*cking minimap

[Geisterfaust]

5 years already and R* changed the text to make it more legible across platforms? But they still haven't done sh*t about the player list blocking the view of my f*cking minimap

Or forced screen blocking notifications worth of declaring nuclear war informing that some wanker have started sightseer and I should stop him.

[gtafan26]

 

 

 

 

Delivering the Roosevelt Valor during I/E is the most infuriating thing about this game. It's the slowest piece of sh*t there is, you've always got to take it the furthest away, and the blue car bastards make it worth about 10k once you deliver it.

1) Don't sell the valor. Leave it in the warehouse.

 

2) If you insist on selling the Valor, see number 1 above.

 

3) If 1 and 2 above don't work, use a bob.

 

Why is it such an issue? I always sell the Roosevelt Valor and I never have any issues. I personally think the worst to deliver is the Z-Type because of its understeer.

 

You guys clearly haven't driven a mamba in the snow.

Oh I have, f*ckin' loved it, man.

 

Such a blast.

 

This guy, he gets its.

[GAUNTLET HELLFIRE]

Fu*king traffic. Every time I'm driving an I/E or a Simeon vehicle they go out of their way to hit me.

 

[varulven]

Road legal assault on the speed of sound.....at 120mph, nah, I don't think so R*. I am fully prepared.

[Stroudy9393]

100% armor and my Avenger is destroyed by one rocket? LOL

[Silencer555]

It is just protesting the color you painted it. It's stealth and it knows this, so it protests.

 

Mine did that the whole time it was bright red, too. Once I camo'd it with deep, deep reds and blues it quit the very same day.

I used to have it black, but painted it red for the glorious Soviet Union. Just super retarded roleplay reasons with friends.

[MadTitanThanos]

 

Did my first contact mission in, what, a year? Guy in an armored kararma runs me over on accident, but reverses and runs me over again. He gets out and I blow that red piece of sh*t up.

 

Then I "accidentally" run him over with the fib granger and complete the mission,

It's Karuma ffs /s

 

How about KURUMA, Professor English Major?