The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[MadTitanThanos]

 

IDK even know if anyone has bitched about it recently, but it's a very common thing to bitch about so I'm gonna comment on it.

 

If you bitch about not being able to make money, you're a terrible GTA player. I made $850K this weekend, and $450K of that was done in about 5 hours of freemode. All I did was take advantage of things that seemed fun or easy. Bounties, Criminal Damage, Checkpoints in the air, VIP Work (HEADHUNTER). The other $400K or so is the 3 bunker sales I did. I didn't grind. That was just me f*cking around and taking it easy.

Right, and for new players who don't have a fully-upgraded bunker ready to go?

 

 

Quit bitching and earn it like I did. It's about the journey, not the finish line.

I don't know how some of y'all can grind crates, honestly. I hadn't done it in over a year, but with double money figured I'd try it out again.

 

The missions are just abysmally boring compared to it's close cousin air freight. And they take so long to do when compared to I/E. But I tried, I stuck with it. Had over 200k in eight crates, thought "great! Let me sell em!"

 

Got the plane and got almost immediately shot out of the sky by a low level in a jet. Jesus, not only are these missions boring as all get out, the only safe way to do them is in a private lobby, making them even more boring! No thank you, I'll stick to I/E, at least the missions don't take as long because I'm in a fast car.

 

That's on you for selling around other people. That is not smart business.

[MadTitanThanos]

When I didn't have a bunker or a CEO office I did contact missions, races, whatever was double $. I didn't get into petty fights in lobbies with other players. Fights cost money because ammo costs money. Passive mode is a tool, use it. There's always a way to meet your next goal.

 

The fun is coming from being a total scrub nothing criminal to eventually being a supercriminal *over time*. Enjoy the journey. It's just a game. Woosah.

 

 

 

I just reached this place of easy passive bunker sales. It's new to me. I worked 4 years to get here. Made some bad purchases along the way ... (BIKER BUSINESSES lol)

But now I have a streamlined operation and I worked for it. There's phases to it. I have a friend doing it right now. He's grinding out the cash to be a CEO through Double $ and having a blast doing it. He loses more than he wins, but when he wins the races he wins big. $75K. Go get the money, it's there.

 

Stepping off the soapbox now I promise! lol

[Kushology]

I wouldn't touch them wth Happy Hunter's dick.

[AUScowboy]

^ The f*ck?

 

Get some help you psychopath. Wishing those things on people over a f*cking videogame are you serious....

 

 

Meh, do you. What goes around comes around.

You're a pedantic moron if you read that without sarcasm my dude. But you're also the same poster who hounds new members as soon as you find out that they're female, so I don't expect much from your judgement:/

[Rafae]

"Sarcasm" - everyone's cop out once they realize they said something f*cked up lol

 

there wasn't an ounce of f*cking sarcasm in that post, you just need to find pleasure in something outside of this video game. "Hounds new female members" The f*ck? Where? Unless you count quoting them and having laughs as hounding lol get the hell out of here. Most of my posts are regarding things in this game, stop making sh*t up to take attention away from your own psychotic and obsessive behavior with this game.

[FukNRekd]

"Sarcasm" - everyone's cop out once they realize they said something f*cked up lol

 

there wasn't an ounce of f*cking sarcasm in that post, you just need to find pleasure in something outside of this video game. "Hounds new female members" The f*ck? Where? Unless you count quoting them and having laughs as hounding lol get the hell out of here. Most of my posts are regarding things in this game, stop making sh*t up to take attention away from your own psychotic and obsessive behavior with this game.

LMAO.

 

There's obvious sarcasm in most of his posts. Do you even read them?

[Rafae]

Guess my moron indicator must not be working properly

 

[Nyamber]

She jogged to f*cking space apparently.

 

 

[No Use For A Name]

A big f*ck you to Photobucket for disallowing hotlinking and ruining the kustom crew color thread. A hex that should have taken 4 minutes to find took 45 minutes

 

And yes, I hope whoever thought up this idea gets crippled in an Uber accident then dies in a house fire.

[Forza Harrd]

f*ck you guys. My mom was crippled in a Uber accident and died in a house fire.

[Kushology]

f*ck you guys. My mom was crippled in a Uber accident and died in a house fire.

My condolences.

[willystylez]

f*ck you guys. My mom was crippled in a Uber accident and died in a house fire.

Did she look like a house fire was caught in another house fire?

[AUScowboy]

"Sarcasm" - everyone's cop out once they realize they said something f*cked up lol

 

there wasn't an ounce of f*cking sarcasm in that post, you just need to find pleasure in something outside of this video game. "Hounds new female members" The f*ck? Where? Unless you count quoting them and having laughs as hounding lol get the hell out of here. Most of my posts are regarding things in this game, stop making sh*t up to take attention away from your own psychotic and obsessive behavior with this game.

You've been called out multiple times in the show your pic thread for creeping. There was that time we had a new member with a decidedly feminine prose who you flirted with in an obvious, OTT manner only to ignore when you found out she was a trans individual, don't think I forgot that one

 

Point is, it's B&M, if you took my hyperbole literally you are f*cking dumb dude.

 

OT: The Ellie feels like trash for the most part. Almost as trash as Raf's ability to detect sarcasm and hyperbole..

Edited March 27, 2018 by AUScowboy

[Rafae]

LMAO I actually exposed a transgender right before Gunrunning came out I remember that. If you think there was something going on there you're a f*cking idiot lol the person clearly had an avy of a real life female wrestler. The coming out as a trans bit was the funniest sh*t ever I died laughing cause they really didn't have to do all that.

 

Some members of this forum are sensitive as fk I think we all know that, they'd call the slightest interaction with a female here "creepin" lmao. And of course if you dare say anything remotely sexual in a sarcastic manner towards them everyone suddenly thinks you're an edgy neckbeard virgin. I think I've been here long enough to learn not to take anything remotely serious except for when people start wishing death on others because a car in a video game wasn't up to their standards lololol, which in that case I'll call 'em out even if they supposedly said it was a joke. You don't decide if it's sarcasm or not, it's the people that read the sh*t you said that do.

Edited March 27, 2018 by Rafae

[Kushology]

Anyway, how about that GTA Online?

[AUScowboy]

How about it, I can hardly keep up with what works and doesn't, what will cause you to lose special ammo and what won't... Seriously thinking about a break to play FC5. Will have to play on mute though as to avoid heavy handed political BS.

[Rafae]

AUS if you're gonna start messaging me in my inbox might as well say what you want to out here otherwise shut the fk up

[The First Hunter]

So i was doing crates and i got one in the El Burro Heights area, it was one of the "Vehicle stolen" ones.

For whatever reason it was under the big bridge (Can't remember the name) on the beach and the AI was just ramming a wall.

And to my sh*t luck the vehicle was a Boxville.

If you don't know already, the only ways to get out of that beach are:

1. A super steep road that even some sports cars struggle to climb.

2. Stairs

Boxville has sh*t ground clearance so stairs way is out.

And the road way... well boxville is so f*cking weak, it could barely move on the beach. Climbing that steep road was a joke, i couldn't move 2 feet before the car started to slide down.

[MaxBazooka01]

So i was doing crates and i got one in the El Burro Heights area, it was one of the "Vehicle stolen" ones.

For whatever reason it was under the big bridge (Can't remember the name) on the beach and the AI was just ramming a wall.

And to my sh*t luck the vehicle was a Boxville.

If you don't know already, the only ways to get out of that beach are:

1. A super steep road that even some sports cars struggle to climb.

2. Stairs

Boxville has sh*t ground clearance so stairs way is out.

And the road way... well boxville is so f*cking weak, it could barely move on the beach. Climbing that steep road was a joke, i couldn't move 2 feet before the car started to slide down.

May sound crazy, but drive backwards. The Boxville climbs uphills much faster backwards than forwards. You will make it up, slowly, but surely. Just to let you know in case it happens again.

Edited March 27, 2018 by MaxBazooka01

[AUScowboy]

AUS if you're gonna start messaging me in my inbox might as well say what you want to out here otherwise shut the fk up

Just trying stay on topic and not muck the thread up Mr literalist.

[Rafae]

otherwise shut the fk up

[Guest]

Guess my moron indicator must not be working properly

 

 

Contrary. I think you caught two with one stone!

[Irish45455]

Hard to buy these new vehicles knowing their performance is severely hindered. I want that Ellie but I can't with these flags. I hope they get fixed soon because there's a lot of cars I want but don't want to deal with this bullsh*t. If Broughy was right and this is a possible test for the next game I hope they learned that from this outrage from the players this was not the f*cking way to do it. Honestly, I hope the handling from GTA IV comes back in the next game. It was nice when cars had weight to them, and bigger cars felt like boats wallowing, especially the Buccaneer.

[Dragon_Of_Tragedy]

Rescue ULP is not a hard mission. How can you die?

[RacistGuy]

How about it, I can hardly keep up with what works and doesn't, what will cause you to lose special ammo and what won't... Seriously thinking about a break to play FC5. Will have to play on mute though as to avoid heavy handed political BS.

finally a person with intelligence and honesty.

 

ok bitch and moan yeah ahm i cant risk to play(pc) now because rockstars skynet system is out of control.

[Dburger]

A big f*ck you to Photobucket for disallowing hotlinking and ruining the kustom crew color thread. A hex that should have taken 4 minutes to find took 45 minutes

 

And yes, I hope whoever thought up this idea gets crippled in an Uber accident then dies in a house fire.

There are Google Chrome and Firefox extensions that fix this, thankfully.

[-Silence*]

I love losing 125K in ammo for no apparent reason and then having to deal with R* support to try and get that money back.

[autofanatic]

 

 

 

I just lost 4 I/E cars to the servers of this game... i hate my life...

Were you playing with a dragon and a reaper?

 

Ffs I hate passive mode jet abusers. None of em are even good at dogfighting, they just get cheap kills with cannons when people arent expecting it

A reaper, a dragon and a fan...

 

Damn, sorry man. I was wondering what happened.

 

 

 

Shout out to Johnny on the Spot for another excellent vehicle delivery

Dman that sh*t was crazy, very f*cking poor service, Johnny on the wrong spot.

[PetrolCB]

I love losing 125K in ammo for no apparent reason and then having to deal with R* support to try and get that money back.

 

That sounds like an incredible waste of time. Why even bother?

[Kyoto]

Rescue ULP is not a hard mission. How can you die?

 

 

Couldn't help myself.

 

 

 

My B&M is that R* claimed to have fixed the suicidal Cargobob "bug", yet if I leave it from a certain distance I still get that little message from Pegasus saying my bob's been destroyed even when I'm in a session by myself and it hasn't taken any damage.