The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[Lonely-Martin]

Complete elite challenge for 1st DD heist, criminal mastermind gets reset, AGAIN in Freemode.

 

Good sh*t, Rockstar. Top quality content as always.

 

/s

 

3rd time in a row now.. Yeah, not attemptimg anymore..

 

3rd time too, blimey. Don't blame you, tedious crap really.

 

If you do go again. Always do heists from invite only sessions. I get it's a mess about, but when going for a delicate challenge like that, gotta minimise the risks. DDH is known for so many bugs, including this where re-joining busy public sessions, CMM's are reset.

 

Bad times indeed.

[⁣V⁣]

"Your CEO quit" bug that resets your CM still exists. Luckily "dashboarding" or forcefully shutting the game down saves it.

 

How do you counter game exploits like horrible game design, bugs and bullsh*t AI?

More exploits!

[GAUNTLET HELLFIRE]

10k insurance for blowing up a Tank. This wasn't some innocent guy cruising around in a Tornado he was going on a killing spree in a Tank and I'm a bad sport for blowing it up

 

 

10k and bad sport points for blowing up a fu*king TANK but if someone blows up my unarmed pegasus dodo they get no bad sport points and it doesn't cost them anything. Whoever came up with insurance for weaponized vehicles is a fu*king idiot that should be fired immediately

Edited March 23, 2018 by Maxx1013

[CrysisAverted]

I think the biggest bullsh*t isn't insurance on armed vehicles

its expecting criminals who break the law constantly to pay f*cking insurance to begin with

[DominusTaranis]

Sup bitches. I'm back! With complaints!

Complaint 1:

If you can't race, or even drive....just don't race. Just don't. Please. Do not. Stick to you and your buddies, or lack thereof. I've spun out more people trying to spin out me or other people in just ten f*cking Hotring races than I have in my entire history of racing actual people in every racing game I've ever played, combined. f*ck off.

Complaint 2:
Marked for death

 

f*ck. YOU. Just....f*ck. YOU. First of all, why in the f*ck OF ALL f*ckS am I FORCED into your leather loving BDSM club, or, in this case "must have edgy facepaint and white/red eyes" club to join your Doomsday heist? Why does it AUTOMATICALLY PUT ME IN IT AFTER THE SET UP?! Fair enough, BUT WE JUST FINISHED SAVING THE f*ckING WORLD. I'M GONNA GO GET A COFFEE. AND A BEER. A BEER COFFEE. The f*ck am I marked for death because I got OTHER sh*t TO DO?

Complaint 3:

Holy sh*t Rockstar. Why in the unholy f*cks of all of f*ckdom, the great f*cks of f*ckery f*ckingness HAVE YOU NOT NERFED THE GOD DAMNED AI?! Why does body armor do nothing? I put it on, it's gone, I put more on, it's gone, I put more on, it's gone, like...f*cking soap bubbles being rinsed away by Niagra f*cking Falls over here. And then, DESPITE being in cover. DESPITE having wiped the floor with every enemy that's spawned...we STILL. FOR SOME GOD DAMNED REASON. FEEL IT NECESSARY TO SPAWN A f*ckING TERMINATOR RIGHT BEHIND ME. Who just calmly gives me enough time to look at him before he takes my health bar from more than half full, to instantly gone. As in I'm dead. I'm trying to impress the heisting randos so they invite me on more damnit!

Complaint 4:

 

Spawn in from heist set up. Guy with bounty AFK ten yards to my right. Me and heisting guy light him up. Heisting guy gets kill. Sad. Bounty not awarded. YES. Guy spawns a hundred yards away. Run him down. Casually line up a headshot....and put two bursts of bullpup mk 2 into his dome. No helmet, nothing. He survives it and insta kills me because he's suddenly not AFK anymore and my internet is garbo...I guess???????????? What happened to me being able to f*cking pop motherf*ckers in half a god damned second with my patented "flick n shoot"? Worked for him. BUT OKAY.

Complaint 5:
I HATE TOUCH SCEEN. LET ME LAZY EDIT MY LAZY HEADINGS.

 

COMPLAINT 6:

EVERYTHING IS SO GOD DAMNED EXPENSIVE. OKAY. SPY CAR. 5 MIL IS A STEAL. AGREED. THE TESLA ROADSTER THAT OUTPERFORMS A f*ckING BUGATTI VERON IS ONLY 200K IRL. f*ck YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.

COMPLAINT 7:

Hotring Racecar is ass. I've got the worst habit of force shifting. I force shift everything all the time. Panto. MEsa. if I can force that gear to drop, I"m gonna do it. And It's REALLY easy to do. EXCEPT. The car basically shifts up twice when I do. So instead of catching up when dongsnobbler the can't drive guy teleports into my car because his interwebs is garbo, I just sit there VRUUUMMMMMMing my happy ass in park. Imean, in general, the guys in charge of this are dumb as f*ck. Hydra's f*cked. They keep f*cking with other driving mechanics.

Complaint 8:

This isn't really anything specifically GTA related, but it now has a jetpack, so....
If you're gonna do jetpacks. Don't do gay jet packs. Do decent jet packs. Like Just Cause 3 style jet pack. Or the upcoming Anthem iron man suit thing. I'm tired of being a floating tposing model. I want to be terrified that one small mistake is going to smear my front bits all over the pavement and have neck pain from staring up the whole time.Like a god damned super hero.


That is all....for now.

Edit:
More complaint. Just a general
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FIX YOU f*ckING GAME.

Edited March 23, 2018 by DominusTaranis

[Yellow Dog with Cone]

Today I have seen two level +500 blocking the road and driving backwards.

 

You could expect that behaviour from low levels and people who don't know any better, not someone who has played long enough to attain such rank.

 

You don't want to race? Fine, leave the f*cking race to the people who want to actually race!

[Bandersnatch]

I appreciate the new cars in the update but remembering when I first saw the dominator on the vanilla copy of GTA, what did I do to acquire it ??? ........

 

I went out and stole it yep I committed Grand Theft Auto.

 

Would have been a nice touch to receive new npc cars to steel but f##kn cash cards.

Edited March 23, 2018 by Remapped

[jdv95]

Today I have seen two level +500 blocking the road and driving backwards.

 

You could expect that behaviour from low levels and people who don't know any better, not someone who has played long enough to attain such rank.

 

You don't want to race? Fine, leave the f*cking race to the people who want to actually race!

had the same thing happen to me aswell.

 

only it was just 1 person doing it.

 

don't know the rank but the car was pink and did not have a livery.

 

at the end he even tried to block the finish line!

[Yellow Dog with Cone]

 

Today I have seen two level +500 blocking the road and driving backwards.

 

You could expect that behaviour from low levels and people who don't know any better, not someone who has played long enough to attain such rank.

 

You don't want to race? Fine, leave the f*cking race to the people who want to actually race!

had the same thing happen to me aswell.

 

only it was just 1 person doing it.

 

don't know the rank but the car was pink and did not have a livery.

 

at the end he even tried to block the finish line!

Remember: Pink = Danger

 

Stay away at all costs.

[septimoose]

Today I have seen two level +500 blocking the road and driving backwards.

 

You could expect that behaviour from low levels and people who don't know any better, not someone who has played long enough to attain such rank.

 

You don't want to race? Fine, leave the f*cking race to the people who want to actually race!

 

Check what crew they're in. Normally when that happens to me it's because I'm coming up on the leader and the leader is also a member of their crew.

 

A lot of race crews in GTA I've found go out of their way to ensure victory for one of their own, even if it means sacrificing their own victory. Sad, I know, but hey, some people really value faking their wins even in a game.

[jdv95]

 

Today I have seen two level +500 blocking the road and driving backwards.

 

You could expect that behaviour from low levels and people who don't know any better, not someone who has played long enough to attain such rank.

 

You don't want to race? Fine, leave the f*cking race to the people who want to actually race!

 

Check what crew they're in. Normally when that happens to me it's because I'm coming up on the leader and the leader is also a member of their crew.

 

A lot of race crews in GTA I've found go out of their way to ensure victory for one of their own, even if it means sacrificing their own victory. Sad, I know, but hey, some people really value faking their wins even in a game.

 

most people i have encountered that do that sh*t,are either just losing so they want to f*ck everyone else over in a fit of rage or those people join races with the sole purpose of trolling.

 

i think those are the same people that just stand idle at the start line the entire race. never knew why they do that.

[Anasterian]

So apparently no Faction fix still.

 

f*ck R* and their f*cking lazy development ways. One f*cking flag to fix the damn car, but no, they won't do it because f*ck you.

 

Also the f*cking game is as unstable as ever. I tried to run contact missions yesterday. I managed to complete two contact missions before people went back to freeroam, and I tried to do so as well. Infinite clouds, nothing helped, had to ALT+F4 exit the game.

 

How do you people manage to get a job as a game developer again?

[Cackling Jack]

If I wanna play dodgem cars ill go to a carnival fair and pay 10 dollars to smash into other ppl. F*ck racing in this game is the pits..

[Guest]

The biggest troll in the whole current GTA universe is R* themselves. They hardly ever fix sh*t, they condone and support griefing, they provide the tools for it which you have to buy and cant steal. You are not the kingpin criminal like you like to think you are. It is R* who is. You think you earn millions easy? Wrong. R* does and it is real money too. Your money.

That bone they hold in front of your noses? Dripfed crap for which many go down on their knees, cheering and thanking R* for releasing it, like hungry puppy dogs. They know it, they use it, they troll you with it and you all let it happen, gladly.

Edited March 23, 2018 by Guest

[Dburger]

I just don't understand how people can think that they shouldn't have to pay 10-20k in insurance if you willfully destroy someone's sh*t and it costs a sh*t ton of money to initially purchase. Insurance cost -> relative to initial cost. Simple.

[jdv95]

I just don't understand how people can think that they shouldn't have to pay 10-20k in insurance if you willfully destroy someone's sh*t and it costs a sh*t ton of money to initially purchase. Insurance cost -> relative to initial cost. Simple.

it it's an armed vehicle then the defender should not pay a single dime for defending him/herself. lot's of the armed vehicles can only be taken out by destroying them. for example you can't kill a tank griefer without blowing up the tank. so to defend yourself you have to blow up the tank resulting in a fine.

 

unarmed cars having insurance is not a problem.

Edited March 23, 2018 by jdv95

[TheGhostFromPast]

I just don't understand how people can think that they shouldn't have to pay 10-20k in insurance if you willfully destroy someone's sh*t and it costs a sh*t ton of money to initially purchase. Insurance cost -> relative to initial cost. Simple.

 

Why someone has to pay for insurance, when he blows up a personal vehicle, if he was only defending himself from an idiot, who literally asked for it?!

Edited March 23, 2018 by TheGhostFromPast

[septimoose]

I just don't understand how people can think that they shouldn't have to pay 10-20k in insurance if you willfully destroy someone's sh*t and it costs a sh*t ton of money to initially purchase. Insurance cost -> relative to initial cost. Simple.

 

Because what about self-defence?

 

If I'm moving goods and having to fight off a Deluxo, why should I have to pay for merely defending myself?

[Dburger]

 

I just don't understand how people can think that they shouldn't have to pay 10-20k in insurance if you willfully destroy someone's sh*t and it costs a sh*t ton of money to initially purchase. Insurance cost -> relative to initial cost. Simple.

it it's an armed vehicle then the defender should not pay a single dime for defending him/herself. lot's of the armed vehicles can only be taken out by destroying them. for example you can't kill a tank griefer without blowing up the tank. so to defend yourself you have to blow up the tank resulting in a fine.

 

unarmed cars having insurance is not a problem.

 

 

I just fundamentally disagree with this, then. All cars should have insurance that should be paid when you f*ck them up, weaponized or not. Legitimate griefers I can kind of understand, but otherwise, you're fair game for others to kill you.

 

I just don't understand how people can think that they shouldn't have to pay 10-20k in insurance if you willfully destroy someone's sh*t and it costs a sh*t ton of money to initially purchase. Insurance cost -> relative to initial cost. Simple.

 

Because what about self-defence?

 

If I'm moving goods and having to fight off a Deluxo, why should I have to pay for merely defending myself?

 

 

If you're moving goods and have to fight off a Deluxo, good. Other players are supposed to at least attempt to stop you, afterall. If no one tries to, you got lucky. That's why I don't get it (and another part of it is that I have an unweaponized Deluxo and am still being painted as someone who wants to destroy everything when that's not me).

Edited March 23, 2018 by Dburger

[TheGhostFromPast]

I think that many problems could be solved if Rockstar would make CEO, hangar, mc business and bunker missions also available in invite only session and don't even start about having a solo public session thing! Today I saw a great example how my strict NAT type isn't any guarantee that I will have a solo public session all time.

 

I'm really annoyed that I'm forced to go in public session, where it's more than possible that in this session are modders, only because I want to do CEO missions. With time it really becomes annoying when I have to turn off router and immediately back on, if I wish to have a solo public session, especially when there are times when it works only with 3rd or 4th time and even then modders still can join in this session and ruin everything. I don't have problems when a clean player attacks my cargo, but I do have problems with fact that modder can destroy everything within 3-5 seconds without giving me a chance to fight back and save something.

Edited March 23, 2018 by TheGhostFromPast

[Guest]

I think that many problems could be solved if Rockstar would make CEO, hangar, mc business and bunker missions also available in invite only session and don't even start about having a solo public session thing! Today I saw a great example how my strict NAT type isn't any guarantee that I will have a solo public session all time.

 

Fully agree. It is the obvious solution.

 

I understand that R* wants to encourage the, err, competitive PvP experience, but they could do this by, say, boosting high demand bonus-$/RP for business concluded in full public sessions, and/or increase NPC-hostility for business done in closed session, regardless of player number. So players can choose between a moderate profit done contact mission style, or go for higher profits in one of the public war zones.

Edited March 23, 2018 by Guest

[GAUNTLET HELLFIRE]

I just fundamentally disagree with this, then. All cars should have insurance that should be paid when you f*ck them up, weaponized or not. Legitimate griefers I can kind of understand, but otherwise, you're fair game for others to kill you.

So if I am cruising around and some a**hole in a tank blows me up and I get my Buzzard and blow him up I should have to pay insurance?

What about if someone is chasing me around in their T20 trying to kill me and I blow them up should I have to pay insurance?

[Kushology]

 

Complete elite challenge for 1st DD heist, criminal mastermind gets reset, AGAIN in Freemode.

 

Good sh*t, Rockstar. Top quality content as always.

 

/s

 

3rd time in a row now.. Yeah, not attemptimg anymore..

3rd time too, blimey. Don't blame you, tedious crap really.

 

If you do go again. Always do heists from invite only sessions. I get it's a mess about, but when going for a delicate challenge like that, gotta minimise the risks. DDH is known for so many bugs, including this where re-joining busy public sessions, CMM's are reset.

 

Bad times indeed.

Pretty hard at the same time, we get mixed resulta. Some of us got it reset during preps, other times the setup..or like above, after the heist.

 

We reset our games thinking it was just a graphic bug or something..nah.

 

From my understanding though, this has been happening to people since the DD heists even came out.

 

Sad part is, we all pretty much agreed to wait for Rockstar to fix it, but I know we'll end up retrying like we have.. lol

Edited March 23, 2018 by Kushology

[Yellow Dog with Cone]

- Joined a Non-Contact Hotring Race and there was someone trying to block the race, lmao

 

- Joined another Hotring Race, I was in 2nd place until the 1st place got knocked out by someone else, then I had to survive 8 laps with 1 player trying to block me om purpose and many lapped players trying to take me out for no reason at all. I eventually won fair, everyone started to tell me to "go back to my country" and got kicked, so salty lmao

[No Homing]

Still getting stuck in the clouds

Still getting stuck on an infinite loading screen entering my MOC only to be kicked for idling

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

Still getting stuck in the clouds

Still getting stuck on an infinite loading screen entering my MOC only to be kicked for idling

• Fixed issues that resulted in players getting stuck when entering/exiting the Avenger.
• Fixed issues that resulted in players getting stuck when entering/exiting the Bunker.
• Fixed issues that resulted in players getting stuck when entering/exiting the MOC.
• Fixed issues that resulted in players getting stuck when entering/exiting the Facility.

   

  My Blue Furry Ass. Those first 3 are still happening like clockwork for me and others in my group, never had that fourth one happen, can only hope it never does.

[Lonely-Martin]

I just don't understand how people can think that they shouldn't have to pay 10-20k in insurance if you willfully destroy someone's sh*t and it costs a sh*t ton of money to initially purchase. Insurance cost -> relative to initial cost. Simple.

Man's got jokes, lol.

 

I like it.

 

But the issue is a plague in this game. Serves only one purpose as you/we don't benefit from insurance fees we/others are charged.

 

Why do you feel players should have decent sums of money taken away just for a bit of a fight. Do you get anything from knowing your opponent was given BS points too because they simply bested you, nothing more.

 

It only serves their push to milk every little chance they get in order to make cards more appealing.

 

I agree they will want to promote those cards, but this is clearly a step overboard, IMO, lol. They'd sell as well without this bullsh*t.

[TCA]

 

Yeah and in fact I'm pretty sure that's the only long sleeve shirt you can equip w/ the plates.

Tried it, didn't work.

 

Anyway, here's today's B&M:

 

Joined a Hotring Race:

 

Me: Hi host, can you select Destroy Last Place Each Lap please?

Someone else on the lobby: STFU, that sh*t is boring

Me: Dude, I just got off a race with two dumbasses driving backwards and ramming everyone, its for the best

The other dude: nah bitch, that makes it more fun

Me: how in the f*ck someone ruining the race on purpose makes it more fun?

Lul: cuz you have to avoid them

Me, an intelectual: it shouldn't be necessary to avoid them if Destroy Last Place Each Lap is activated

 

Needless to say, someone did started to drive backwards.

 

I'll host my races from now on.

Non contact fixes that. Would be no need for destroy last place really.

[SideStunt]

Ahh I remember how back in the day while playing SAMP I wished for the NPCs to be added, and now while playing GTAO I wish for the NPCs to f*cking cease to exist.

[MadTitanThanos]

 

I just don't understand how people can think that they shouldn't have to pay 10-20k in insurance if you willfully destroy someone's sh*t and it costs a sh*t ton of money to initially purchase. Insurance cost -> relative to initial cost. Simple.

Man's got jokes, lol.

 

I like it.

 

But the issue is a plague in this game. Serves only one purpose as you/we don't benefit from insurance fees we/others are charged.

 

Why do you feel players should have decent sums of money taken away just for a bit of a fight. Do you get anything from knowing your opponent was given BS points too because they simply bested you, nothing more.

 

It only serves their push to milk every little chance they get in order to make cards more appealing.

 

I agree they will want to promote those cards, but this is clearly a step overboard, IMO, lol. They'd sell as well without this bullsh*t.

 

 

It's to discourage the fight, you f*cking idiot.