The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[HailHydra]

Exported 3 cars last night for 300,000. Logged on today, and wheres my 300,000? Also, since it didnt save,

WHERE THE f*ck IS MY 3 CARS THAT I f*ckING EXPORTED? GOD THIS f*ckING GAME.

Anyone else having this problem?

Yes it's f*cking insulting that the game didn't save when you earn money, just try to contact rockstar and they may help you.

[DentureDynamite]

I would however advice against getting rid of your own Oppressor. I never wanted it in the game to begin with, but was convinced into getting one since I'd already unlocked the missiles for it, and I've kept it since.

 

Thing is, as much as you guys, I too have utter contempt for anyone who actively uses these vehicles. I never use mine with the exception being if I come across someone else who uses one or a Deluxo, because at those times it's the best countermeasure. Using a heli except for maybe the Hunter will easily have you smoked and frustrated.

 

I've had times when an Oppressor or Deluxo has tried (or managed to) kill me, and as soon as they've seen me getting on my own Oppressor, they've left the session.

 

Ah; for that scenario, I have a Stromberg--flexcreator suggested it as a good counter to the Deluxo, and I successfully used it to nail a pesty Oppressor last night.

[Dr.Rosenthal]

^

 

True. I use that also lol

[dragosani00]

 

And as much as I love the Back to the Future-trilogy, I would never ever get a Deluxo.

 

 

There's a new fillum out which features a DeLorian now - Ready Player One.

[ALifeOfMisery]

Done my 20 Hotrings races for the liveries. Car has paid for itself.

 

But this game is such a c*nt magnet. Why don't hosts kick these backwards driving motherf*ckers? Had one b*tch do this for 5 straight races, no livery, neons, whitewalls, Deadpool game tag. Host won't kick. Followed him back to free roam, served him up some explosive shotty before getting back to racing.

 

When you lap someone they should automatically go into no contact mode, solves the blockers and backwards drivers. But also prevents the little [email protected] who's so slow they get lapped while driving in the correct direction, then decided to ram you if they get chance.

 

I still hope we get at least a second Hotrings car, that'll bring me back for a few more races.

[Sunny_D]

 

since it didnt save

There's your answer. i was on for 10 minutes after and apparently it didnt save.

[Kiwi_91]

i just found out the supra coming soon is SPORTS CLASSIC

 

yes thats right, wtf are rockstar doing

 

many people need to get sacked

[Arrows to Athens]

You can't double clutch- sorry, mid drive speed boost- with the new cars. They just bog and don't speed up at all. And Caracara... They seriously named a vehicle after the porn studio from Sons of Anarchy. It's a Raptor, so they couldn't name it something like Megalodon, Stegosaurus or T. Rex? Well, maybe not T. Rex, there's a real life Dodge named T. Rex. And the GB200... I was hoping I would finally have a good replacement for the Armoured Kuruma, my current Gymkhana hoonery car but nope... It's too damn twitchy and unpredictable. Is it gonna slide, or snap back into a straight line and lose all speed? Nobody knows! And we get a new Mustang, but no newer Camaro? The f*ck, Rockstar?! And why does it have a Charger Hellcat front end? Some cars look good melded together, but in this case, it looks sh*t. And Ellie? Really? You couldn't just go with Dominator Classic?

I think it's gotta do with the new handling of these cars, which Broughy explained in his video:

 

 

[secrecy274]

So, let me get this straight.

 

If I kill an VIP doing VIP Search before I get close enough for the game to show the timer and stuff, I won't get the reward?

 

Screw you.

[-Silence*]

Finally in a Hotring race with custom cars, host locks camera to first person with catchup on then launches the job before anyone can leave. Like really? If you wanna force us to race Nascar style at least turn off the catchup BS

[FukNRekd]

WTF is there forced 1st person?

 

The "W" is for why, not what.

[Judicious 7]

How do people spin out going in a straight line?

[Watain]

2 grand for cardboard? Kys

 

 

$2300 for a piece of cardboard. Seems legit. #RockstarLogic

[Smokewood]

That's 2300 GTA dollars, they have no value you know....

[Semaj 2JZ♢]

 

2 grand for cardboard? Kys

 

$2300 for a piece of cardboard. Seems legit. #RockstarLogic

Yeah, but it's not just normal cardboard. It's super strong carbon fiber disguised as cardboard. Unbreakable, unbendable and almost indestructible. 2300 is chump change for such magical technology.

[No Use For A Name]

Set a world record in one of the Hotring races yesterday. I didnt expect the record to stand, but I sure as hell didnt expect it to be halved. How the hell can someone finish a track in 43 seconds when Im going full throttle start-finish and getting 1:28? And some of the tracks have 11 second records? Wtf?

 

I know its cheating, Im just wondering how. How in the hell can you finish a 1.93 mile course in 15 seconds?

[Verbal Soze]

i just found out the supra coming soon is SPORTS CLASSIC

 

yes thats right, wtf are rockstar doing

 

many people need to get sacked

It's a maibatsu tbh

 

 

but yeah however it is, this update is f*cked to the core i will probably won't bother to log on, the cars are sh*t no proper mustang no proper challenger eclipse or even classic comet, game modes are all suck and yes i won't play this sh*t for the next 2 months until the next DLC because it didn't give me a san andreas vibe tbh this DLC is like

 

 

 

 

And now farcry 5

[Yellow Dog with Cone]

Done my 20 Hotrings races for the liveries. Car has paid for itself.

 

But this game is such a c*nt magnet. Why don't hosts kick these backwards driving motherf*ckers? Had one b*tch do this for 5 straight races, no livery, neons, whitewalls, Deadpool game tag. Host won't kick. Followed him back to free roam, served him up some explosive shotty before getting back to racing.

 

When you lap someone they should automatically go into no contact mode, solves the blockers and backwards drivers. But also prevents the little [email protected] who's so slow they get lapped while driving in the correct direction, then decided to ram you if they get chance.

 

I still hope we get at least a second Hotrings car, that'll bring me back for a few more races.

TIL that some people actually like players who drive backwards crashing into everyone because "its GeeTeeHey", "it makes the race more fun" and "you should just avoid them".

 

I mean, it's fun to evade the eventual pileups caused by players and the people who try to ram you, it's not fun having to evade someone who's single purpose is to ruin the race for everyone.

[jdv95]

 

 

2 grand for cardboard? Kys

 

$2300 for a piece of cardboard. Seems legit. #RockstarLogic

Yeah, but it's not just normal cardboard. It's super strong carbon fiber disguised as cardboard. Unbreakable, unbendable and almost indestructible. 2300 is chump change for such magical technology. would have been hilarious if over time the cardboard begins to peel off

[CrysisAverted]

I hope all the tremendous bundle of sticks who go out their way to make a f*cking 25 lap race a pain in the ass get in an actual f*cking car crash, cripple themselves, burden their family to the point where they are hated by everyone around them and finally f*cking end their miserable f*cking life but fail because they are f*cking failures who have to bring everybody down and the f*cking bullet just cuts their f*cking corneas so they go f*cking blind and remain crippled with nobody around who cares about them, their brain in-tact so they can reflect on their miserable existence until they wither away and die, oh and nobody shows up for their funeral.

Edited March 22, 2018 by CrysisAverted

[HamwithCheese]

 

 

2 grand for cardboard? Kys

 

$2300 for a piece of cardboard. Seems legit. #RockstarLogic

Yeah, but it's not just normal cardboard. It's super strong carbon fiber disguised as cardboard. Unbreakable, unbendable and almost indestructible. 2300 is chump change for such magical technology.

These are single player prices. They could actually be more than that.

[CrysisAverted]

Dirty racers piling up on small crevice we have to squeeze through to cause accidents

another dirty racer hiding behind a wall to slam into racers

they aren't even moving so it almost looks like they just left the game and their car hasn't vanished yet, their f*cking blips aren't even there

they all are still actually there and constantly trying to f*ck people up

I manage to thread the needle while everyone behind me gets it

lol catchup comes into effect as I go up a big incline and the f*cking car is barely moving forward

gotta make sure we reward all the slowpokes by holding the best back

either way always between 1-3 throughout all 25 laps

some dirty f*cking racing sh*t out of all 4 who seem to actually be racing keeps trying sh*t on us

he gets us a couple times but we always catchup

f*ck up on last lap and end up missing a checkpoint

think to myself f*ck but so long as that dirty racing sh*t doesn't win I'll be fine

see this

 

think "thank f*ck that f**t didn't win"

 

final scoreboard shows he got 1st

 

promptly shut off ps4

Edited March 22, 2018 by CrysisAverted

[Scuba 21]

 

 

2 grand for cardboard? Kys

 

$2300 for a piece of cardboard. Seems legit. #RockstarLogic

Yeah, but it's not just normal cardboard. It's super strong carbon fiber disguised as cardboard. Unbreakable, unbendable and almost indestructible. 2300 is chump change for such magical technology.

Sounds like a future Nintendo gimmick.

 

Wait...

[Dr.Rosenthal]

Helped some morons who could barely write two words in english sell bunker, coke and some other sh*t since we were in a kumbaya session. Figured it would be a change of pace and I felt like doing someone a solid.

 

F*cking ungrateful little c*nts left without a thank you and didnt respond when I asked if they could help me sell one car collection. Not that I need their help.

 

Ffs

 

Maybe I can surprise them with an orbital strike some day when they're about to sell a warehouse full of product.

 

Edit: Still got that free shot. Btw, I wonder if R* will put out a reminder if and when that free strike will disappear?

Edited March 22, 2018 by Dr.Rosenthal

[gtafaninwest]

Will there come a time when Cockstar would quit updating for their stupid Online mode?

[Erased]

I hate that you cant wear your race suit & helmet in your race car

 

**edit again** Yep you can wear your race suit but no helmet...ugh. I hate that.

Edited March 22, 2018 by erased

[Yellow Dog with Cone]

I hate that you cant wear your race suit & helmet in your race car

 

**edit again** Yep you can wear your race suit but no helmet...ugh. I hate that.

You can wear you helmet if you re-equip the same outfit with a helmet just before your character sitting in the car. It's the same trick that was used to use thermal vision in aircraft some time ago.

 

If you exit the car and enter again, the helmet will dissapear again though.

 

You would think that a racing focused update would finally fix helmets ever since Stunning c*nts but nope.

[Erased]

 

I hate that you cant wear your race suit & helmet in your race car

 

**edit again** Yep you can wear your race suit but no helmet...ugh. I hate that.

You can wear you helmet if you re-equip the same outfit with a helmet just before your character sitting in the car. It's the same trick that was used to use thermal vision in aircraft some time ago.

 

If you exit the car and enter again, the helmet will dissapear again though.

 

You would think that a racing focused update would finally fix helmets ever since Stunning c*nts but nope.

 

 

 

That's what I was thinking too. Like WTf*ck R*?

[Cackling Jack]

Whos the bright spark that upped the cool down timer for crates?! I just got back into this sh!t ffs. F*ck the filler dlc. So much more could be Fixed.

 

#rant over.

Edited March 22, 2018 by Cackling Jack

[Verbal Soze]

Those f*ckers who play music through their mic, and sing it loudly through the mic thinking they're michael jackson, and squeals when you kill them over and over, wake up, you're terrible, this is not some sellouts music show like american idol

Edited March 22, 2018 by ryannata