The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[LennyGhoul]

Worst update ever? Boring tracks(some don't even work right). Broken, overpriced cars. That racesuit? WTF are they thinking? Doesn't anyone beta this stuff?

Edited March 21, 2018 by LennyGhoul

[Picklez]

Worst update ever? Boring tracks(some don't even work right). Broken, overpriced cars. That racesuit? WTF are they thinking? Doesn't anyone beta this stuff?

They haven't actually playtested anything they added into the game for a very long time now.

[Nick1020]

Came back on gta to check out the update. Basically its:

 

-2 supers that dont even complete in races which is fine by me since Im not a racer

 

-Hennessey Venom F5 expy is on par with the bullet. A vehicle from launch and handles like sh*t

 

-New Entity is somehow slower than the original. Modern Supercar somehow performs slower than its predecessor

 

-The most requested vehicles such as Elenor and the Jester Classic are part of dripfed

 

-Jester Classic has no liveries, no spoiler options and looks like a touched up model from San Andreas

 

-Said Jester could be last vehicle for dripfed

 

Unbelievable.

 

Guess its back to FFXV.

Edited March 21, 2018 by Nick1020

[Lupo-Akane]

 

Stupid world records.......

Double-Helix World record: 17 seconds...

 

I take it this DLC opened up a teleporting glitch on XBOne?

PS 4 and everyone of them are 18 to 20 seconds.

[Dacelo]

Rockstar art team: There hasn't been a new Cheval added ever. Should we add a classic Torana maybe? Monaro? An updated Fugitive with spoiler and better performance? How about the Mad Max XB Falcon? Maybe we should add a ute? Should we add literally any Australian car?

Rockstar ceo: Nah just add another generic supercar and label it Cheval despite it being an American car.

[EkaSwede]

 

 

Stupid world records.......

Double-Helix World record: 17 seconds...

 

I take it this DLC opened up a teleporting glitch on XBOne?

PS 4 and everyone of them are 18 to 20 seconds.

 

Same on PC. Can't believe it didn't even take a DAY for loser kids to glitch the world records.

[Lonely-Martin]

Wow, joined a few races last night, cleaned up as usual. But f*cking he'll were folk crying when their cheats weren't working. Constant bitching, swearing, and calling R* every name under the sun...

 

f*cking music to my ears, lol.

Edited March 21, 2018 by KWF1981

[EkaSwede]

Wow, joined a few races last night, cleaned up as usual. But f*cking he'll were folk crying when their cheats weren't working...

 

f*cking music to my ears, lol.

I had a strange experience myself. In one race I somehow pulled ahead without the game killing my engine because of ketchup, and I saw the 2nd place unable to catch up because he was driving like a clown zig zagging over the curb while I was just drivign straight.

 

But some races after that it was non-contact and custo vehicles off, and some other clownactually seemed to get speed boosts from curbs. So I wouldn't say curb boosts are 100% fixed, but they might not be as noticable as before.

 

The fact that you can't put less than 5 laps kills these races. And then you have some dumb kid saying "Put more lapz. More lapz more moneyz!"

[Shifty_Nifty]

 

Wow, joined a few races last night, cleaned up as usual. But f*cking he'll were folk crying when their cheats weren't working...

 

f*cking music to my ears, lol.

I had a strange experience myself. In one race I somehow pulled ahead without the game killing my engine because of ketchup, and I saw the 2nd place unable to catch up because he was driving like a clown zig zagging over the curb while I was just drivign straight.

 

But some races after that it was non-contact and custo vehicles off, and some other clownactually seemed to get speed boosts from curbs. So I wouldn't say curb boosts are 100% fixed, but they might not be as noticable as before.

 

The fact that you can't put less than 5 laps kills these races. And then you have some dumb kid saying "Put more lapz. More lapz more moneyz!"

 

 

Had exactly the same situation

[Bandersnatch]

Saw a world record on new hotring track

 

0 secs........

[Stroudy9393]

I hate hosting setups sometimes, When you're trying to rescue ULP and the only people that join are low level noobs.

[Lonely-Martin]

Yeah, my B&M up there was a little less informed guys. I've seen the game's suffering a little from errors.

 

Hopefully like the sports classics that had problems late last year getting a quick fix means these little bits get easier out there.

 

Still all tedious though, lol.

[EkaSwede]

Saw a world record on new hotring track

 

0 secs........

I swear if I was in a position of power in gtao I would message these little brats and either ban them or reset their characters spiced with a nice message about pathetic world record cheating.

 

It's a good thing I'm not in a position of power.

Edited March 21, 2018 by EkaSwede

[SideStunt]

Me and my cousin spent 30+ minutes doing the 25 laps on one of the new Hotring races thinking that we would get some good cash out of it and nope, we got the same amount of cash that we would get for doing 5 laps.

 

 

[Dragon_Of_Tragedy]

R.I.P. deluxo speed glitch.You will be missed.

[Yellow Dog with Cone]

Yeah and in fact I'm pretty sure that's the only long sleeve shirt you can equip w/ the plates.

Tried it, didn't work.

 

Anyway, here's today's B&M:

 

Joined a Hotring Race:

 

Me: Hi host, can you select Destroy Last Place Each Lap please?

Someone else on the lobby: STFU, that sh*t is boring

Me: Dude, I just got off a race with two dumbasses driving backwards and ramming everyone, its for the best

The other dude: nah bitch, that makes it more fun

Me: how in the f*ck someone ruining the race on purpose makes it more fun?

Lul: cuz you have to avoid them

Me, an intelectual: it shouldn't be necessary to avoid them if Destroy Last Place Each Lap is activated

 

Needless to say, someone did started to drive backwards.

 

I'll host my races from now on.

[Mister_Incredible92]

*sigh* You know what, if i see everyone using deluxos(i hate that name itself) in contact missions, imma just leave. Like seriously, these missions are not that difficult to complete. Just hide for cover if you're being shot at. Using weaponized cars like this just takes the fun out of it.

 

Also, If i see those flying sh*t buckets in freeroam, imma just destroy it, i don't care (still no match for my vigilante). It's ruining people who are minding their own business doing ceo missions and bothering innocent players for no reason. Like me for instance, Im over here selling my sourced vehicle when all of a sudden,dun dun dun DUNNN! Here comes Captain Deluxo-tard!! here to mess everything up!!

 

So i've kinda slowed the vehicle down and jumped out and captain deluxo-tard destroys it (even though i have 4 more high-end vehicles to sell). I've messaged him saying "pointless" because you get no money and rp for destroying a sourced vehicle. Deluxo-tard comes back to me and i shot the f*cker out of his car and destroyed it for good.

 

Then i went passive just to annoy him even more and he messaged me saying "run chump" even though he kept following me and shooting at me and blowing up civilian cars that i'm trying to get into like the desperate tryhard asswipe that he is. i've purposely ran into the cops that were shooting him so he can get killed and i peacefully went away in my akula.

 

So there you have it folks, I've developed a slight hatred for deluxos. Putting missiles on them is rockstar's biggest mistake and hopefully they'll regret that and nerf them in the future (i doubt it).

[DentureDynamite]

^^ I hear ya. I've since sold both my Deluxos just because they're too over-the-top, and I find them as annoying as you do. My Oppressors are slated for sale tonight. I can use the money for the Sea Sparrow when it arrives.

 

When doing Import/Export in a public session, I check for Deluxos and Oppressors; "if exists", I find a new session. Not wasting my time with those BS vehicles.

Edited March 21, 2018 by DentureDynamite

[EkaSwede]

Don't we all love spending 14 laps going from 1 to 5th and up to 1st, battling amongst the top racers, only for some assclown to spin you out at the start of the 15th lap and end up last?

[Rafae]

Don't we all love spending 14 laps going from 1 to 5th and up to 1st, battling amongst the top racers, only for some assclown to spin you out at the start of the 15th lap and end up last?

Real bitch move tbh. I was racing cleanly with the top four for a good part of a race yesterday and I accidentally spun out 2nd place on the last lap, I felt so bad. I felt like there was a mutual understanding between all three of us lol.

[EkaSwede]

 

Don't we all love spending 14 laps going from 1 to 5th and up to 1st, battling amongst the top racers, only for some assclown to spin you out at the start of the 15th lap and end up last?

Real bitch move tbh. I was racing cleanly with the top four for a good part of a race yesterday and I accidentally spun out 2nd place on the last lap, I felt so bad. I felt like there was a mutual understanding between all three of us lol.

 

And the thing is, I don't think it was intentional. He tapped my back and my car decided to bbecome a helicopter or something and spin out, flip over and stick itself to the wall.

 

And then there's the engine randomly underperforming. Thank god I've unlocked allt he liveries. Now I can say bugger off to these races. Now where to put this Sprunk Hotring...

 

Also, which "liveries" doe sthe ram happy players tend to have? For me it's been that Rainbow Livery.

Edited March 21, 2018 by EkaSwede

[Rafae]

^ It probably wasn't intentional because that's exactly how I accidentally spun out the 2nd place dude as well lol.

 

The rear of his car was just facing my front end at the wrong angle when I wanted to swerve right for the speed boosts and he just kept going straight.

[Yellow Dog with Cone]

Also, which "liveries" doe sthe ram happy players tend to have? For me it's been that Rainbow Livery.

In my experience, they have either the livery with flames or no livery at all.

 

Even worse, some of them have the good ol' combo of chrome pink + dollar sign rims. Avoid at all costs.

[-KM-]

The Bombushka gains altitude on it's own when flying in a straight line again. They fixed that with Doomsday, and now it's broken again. Great job you f*cking morons.

Edited March 21, 2018 by -KM-

[-KM-]

The Bombushka gains altitude on it's own when flying in a straight line again. They fixed that with Doomsday, and now it's broken again. Great job you f*cking morons.

The Bombushka also can't faceplant into a building anymore. It dies immediately when hitting a tiny pole. That was the best thing about the damn thing (other than the cargo bay). So me & my friend can't even have fun with our favourite plane anymore. No fun allowed.

 

This game can burn in hell.

[Sunny_D]

Exported 3 cars last night for 300,000. Logged on today, and wheres my 300,000? Also, since it didnt save,

 

WHERE THE f*ck IS MY 3 CARS THAT I f*ckING EXPORTED? GOD THIS f*ckING GAME.

 

 

 

Anyone else having this problem?

Edited March 21, 2018 by Samcrow

[Rafae]

since it didnt save

There's your answer.

[MadTitanThanos]

 

since it didnt save

There's your answer.

 

Ding ding ding.

[Watain]

Players: Plz C*, nuh mo razin' steff !!

 

R*: Let's give 'em exactly what they want: more racing stuff and adversary modes!

 

And why, oh why did they have to nerf the Viseris that much?! Now I'm just feeling like a senior with an age complex driving around in a slow car from my long gone youth...

[Dr.Rosenthal]

^^ I hear ya. I've since sold both my Deluxos just because they're too over-the-top, and I find them as annoying as you do. My Oppressors are slated for sale tonight. I can use the money for the Sea Sparrow when it arrives.

 

When doing Import/Export in a public session, I check for Deluxos and Oppressors; "if exists", I find a new session. Not wasting my time with those BS vehicles.

 

+1

 

I would however advice against getting rid of your own Oppressor. I never wanted it in the game to begin with, but was convinced into getting one since I'd already unlocked the missiles for it, and I've kept it since.

 

Thing is, as much as you guys, I too have utter contempt for anyone who actively uses these vehicles. I never use mine with the exception being if I come across someone else who uses one or a Deluxo, because at those times it's the best countermeasure. Using a heli except for maybe the Hunter will easily have you smoked and frustrated.

 

I've had times when an Oppressor or Deluxo has tried (or managed to) kill me, and as soon as they've seen me getting on my own Oppressor, they've left the session.

 

And as much as I love the Back to the Future-trilogy, I would never ever get a Deluxo.