The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[Sentinel Driver]

I hate those cancerous deluxo speed glitch abusers

[Guest]

Why does every crew in this game look so dead?

[-KM-]

Remember how the heavy sniper MK2's aim used to sway on yachts when it was new? That was a cool glitch.

Remember how it took them over two months to fix that basic error? That was cool.

The marksman MK2 now has the exact same problem. That's cool how they haven't learned from their mistakes.

That's cool how DD has been out for 2 months, and it wont get fixed until godknowswhen.

 

Any other game dev would have minor bugs like this gone within a week. Not Rockstar though! Because they wait to release bug fixes until the next major update comes out.

 

They NEED to start doing weekly (or even monthly would be fine) patches in between updates, and STOP relying on hot fixes for everything. IIRC the only time's we've ever had 'non DLC' patches were; 1. the first few weeks after release, 2013. & 2. A week after the Infernus classic released, which fixed ONE (pretty major, but still ONE) glitch. We can't continue the way it is now Rockstar, or else the game will forever remain broken.

 

TL;DR: Game's fackin' broke again innit

Edited February 18, 2018 by -KM-

[Shadowfennekin]

134 more crate missions to go until I hit 1,000....

I need a week break, come on C* be generous and give a PvE or business double week!

 

If Tuesday is yet another Crapversary exclusive double week for the third week in a row.... I'm letting out all my rage in the first lobby I spawn in.

[Rafae]

I've got a feeling next week's bonuses will be something special, not only the bonuses but the discounts too

 

I'll let y'all figure out why

[jdv95]

I've got a feeling next week's bonuses will be something special, not only the bonuses but the discounts too

 

 

 

 

I'll let y'all figure out why

The only way they could make it special is by releasing the comet SR.

[MrClownSocks]

Why the f*ck would you join a heist and only give it shot before quiting f*cking the rest of the team from completing it! What the actual f*ck!

[Non Funkable Token]

I've got a feeling next week's bonuses will be something special, not only the bonuses but the discounts too

 

I'll let y'all figure out why

 

 

Because I've an exam next Sunday and I will be able to play even less than the prior weeks? With my luck, this incoming event will be top notch

[xXxKAMIKAZExXx]

Hydras...awesome jet but why do so many c*nts fly them? Same goes for the Akula - the perfect grief vehicle. But hey, if you can't beat them why not join them? Still, I'd rather not. No challenge is no fun for me.

 

Players who join missions just to leave. Why join in the first place!? Are you brain dead or something? Sorry but this haplen on every online game I've ever played. Quit it already! No, wait...don't qui-f*ck!

[FukNRekd]

...Akula - the perfect grief vehicle. But hey, if you can't beat them why not join them? Still, I'd rather not. No challenge is no fun for me.

 

 

It's a great tool. I don't grief in it much (uh... any more) but I collect a metric sh!t tonne of bounties with it. Share some of them.

 

It's real fast and 99% of people don't know I'm in the area. It taught me to look over my shoulder. A lot.

Edited February 19, 2018 by FukNRekd

[Scuba 21]

I've got a feeling next week's bonuses will be something special, not only the bonuses but the discounts too

 

I'll let y'all figure out why

Cuz incoming update means subtle attempt to drain disposable income and subsequent cash Kurd conspiracy?

[Tonguegirl]

Players who join missions just to leave. Why join in the first place!? Are you brain dead or something? Sorry but this haplen on every online game I've ever played. Quit it already! No, wait...don't qui-f*ck!

Also, if they go 'On-Call' they should pay-a-fu*king-tention.

 

You've went on-call specifically to join a job fast, did you forget you cu*t? Standing there waiting for them to ready up and having to quit the job because you know they're going to be AFK when we spawn in.

[Handsome Jack]

f*cking stupid street light out of all things it decides to get stuck on my buzzard

 

 

f*ck you

 

[rlk232]

Dead game is dead. 250k isnt enough for most people to be bothered to log in, at least not the people i know.

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

WTF DID I JUST WITNESS!?

[Happy Hunter]

Why does the editor's action replay thing have to turn itself off all the time? Kind of defeats the purpose of it.

 

I mean, I'll get something like this - that'd look great in the editor - only to find out it turned itself off.

 

 

[autofanatic]

f*cking stupid street light out of all things it decides to get stuck on my buzzard

 

 

f*ck you

 

lmao you got f*cking killed by the f*cking street light!

[HamwithCheese]

Trying to get 1000 kills tattoo

Deathmatch is forced 1st person and quickly turns into demolition man simulator 2018

 

God I hate this game.

[rlk232]

"Why is there no "surprise" for today? Presidents Day is a fairly big sales day in the states. LAAAAME and out of touch.

[xXxKAMIKAZExXx]

You know this game is a grind when even money glitchers have a hard time affording most things.

[G U M M I]

I'm kind of annoyed by this, just a tad bit. So yesterday I was running survivals back to back, and happened to get stuck with a try hard in Sandy Survival: indicated by the invisible limbs, parachutes/rebreathers, and silenced weapons. So he immediately friends me before the round even starts, I don't friend anyone unless they're better than me, the exception being a long time partner for heists. To make a long story short, he dies multiple times, I survive, like always, and he invites me to another survival. He did the same thing again, died, died, died, then messages me in Spanish. I told him I don't speak Spanish, but I saw the key characters, "1V1." I looked at my imaginary camera and laughed hysterically. Like bitch did you not just see me murder all these guys, what chance could do you stand against me? From what I've seen, try hards like to show out with their guns out until their health bar hits zero, I never let mine touch red, plus we were in auto aim, I could definitely kick his ass in free aim, but I bet the world he'd quit.

 

I'm just somewhat annoyed that he spectated me the entire time, and it never crossed his mind that I was the more tactical and smarter player. I messaged him back and said "you don't want that." Plus, they all like to use explosives nonstop, me, I like to play fair. He intended on speaking Spanish, so I blocked him, you don't need me on your friend's list, and I'd rather not be on yours.

[whywontyoulisten]

You know this game is a grind when even money glitchers have a hard time affording most things.

Sad but true.

[Tonguegirl]

 

 

f*cking stupid street light out of all things it decides to get stuck on my buzzard

 

 

f*ck you

 

 

lmao you got f*cking killed by the f*cking street light!

 

He got his revenge though. I respect that kind of rage at inanimate objects

[TheFroggmann]

Is it me or is the thruster the new Pinto?

 

Thruster bailed out of from about 15 feet up:

 

 

Pinto:

 

 

BTW I love how they both made similar noises before exploding...

[whywontyoulisten]

I flew up through the map on the Thruster and it exploded and caught fire, but didn't do any damage to me. Still strapped into it as well.

[WildBrick142]

 

 

What is this nonsense

 

The Lamar missions like that sh*t doesn't even need 4 players tbh it could be done with two players. Im honestly so f*cking glad the newer missions like the DD heist don't require all 4 players because holy sh*t

Also who in their right mind thought it would be a great idea to put one into other people's missions instead of letting one host. I spent about 5 minutes entering the corona and exiting it so that I can finally host the damn mission

 

 

 

 

Host one from the jobs menu, like every other contact mission.

 

I would if I could. Missions that weren't previously completed don't appear in the jobs menu.

[Rafae]

Got a call for a special item in an invite only session so I immediately join a public one only for there to be no special item anymore

 

Lol k

[whywontyoulisten]

I flew up through the map on the Thruster and it exploded and caught fire, but didn't do any damage to me. Still strapped into it as well.

[hotrats773]

This bitchy message whenever I log back in after leaving a job:

 

"You recently left a job..... blah-blah-blah Bad Sport.... blah-blah-blah."

 

I'm sure whatever elementary school teacher wrote that had the best intentions but eat a dick. Yes, Rockstar. I do this a LOT. Especially when I'm in a mission/heist where players are air-humping me/trying to destroy my vehicle/intentionally blocking me, etc.,

"Report" you say? Oh yes, f*ck you. A lot of good that does. There is literally zero recourse for the vast number of idiots populating the game so stop pretending you give two sh*ts about fair-play.

 

I came. I saw. I bitched and moaned.

Got a call for a special item in an invite only session so I immediately join a public one only for there to be no special item anymore

Lol k

 

This happens to me ALL THE TIME. I just ignored it after a while. Seems like I run into a lot of stale invites in this game.

[Gridl0k]