The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[MrClownSocks]

Why the f*ck does everyone ram into my car when I’m trying to get into it on these setups? By the time I get it my car it’s beat to hell. I decide to just leave because if this how the group I’m with acts now how badly will they fair when we get to where we’re supposed to?

[xDatxJunkyx]

Where the f*ck are the eyepatches?

 

Where the f*ck are decent clothes in general

(New ones, non military)

Edited February 17, 2018 by xDatxJunkyx

[spincther]

 

 

Spectating random people playing a videogame. Hell, even spectating your rl friends playing a video game. Wow the creepiness......

There are a lot of people who actually make a nice living off of spectators . ::cough:: twitch::cough::

Yeah, I recently dated one of those Twitch streamers. Turns out it was a front for her Vines, which she was twerking and basically stripping on. Turns out that was a front for her cam girl porn videos where she actually WAS stripping on

 

 

Well yeah, I wasn't referring to the girls on twitch (what a snooze fest usually), more so actual gamers. Drdisrespect ect

[⁣V⁣]

How to not to get a headshot 101

 

[Ryancoke66]

So am I the only one who splurged on the high end property sale to spice up interiors and locations after 3 years with the same digs only to not see this 10% rebate coming?

I did this same sh*t, switched high end apartments to freshen things up. I spent about 300k after the trade in value of another property so it wasn't an enormous purchase but still. I've seen people saying they spent 5+ million just before the 10% rebate was introduced so I can't complain too much lol

[Handsome Jack]

The Lamar missions like that sh*t doesn't even need 4 players tbh it could be done with two players. Im honestly so f*cking glad the newer missions like the DD heist don't require all 4 players because holy sh*t

[DrSweatySphincter]

Finally got some random to be a co pilot in my Hunter and he just sat there never firing the cannon for over 15 minuted then jumped out.

Even messaged him to use the damn weapon...

[HamwithCheese]

Some retards kicked me out of a survival. Again. 5 seconds after the 1st round started and gave me bad sport points.

 

On to a better game.

Edited February 18, 2018 by HamwithCheese

[Guest]

Finally got some random to be a co pilot in my Hunter and he just sat there never firing the cannon for over 15 minuted then jumped out.

Even messaged him to use the damn weapon...

Randoms man. Sometimes I feel like they're just inanimate objects.

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

F*CKING BOLLOCKS! THAT'S NOT HOW PHYSICS WORK GOD DIMMA DOUG DOME DAMNIT

[Sentinel Driver]

Roosevelt Valor as an I/E car combined with the aimbot op AI

Edited February 18, 2018 by Sentinel Driver

[EkaSwede]

Finally got some random to be a co pilot in my Hunter and he just sat there never firing the cannon for over 15 minuted then jumped out.

Even messaged him to use the damn weapon...

Yet that same randumb would HAPPILY take control of the Buzzard's homing rockets and shoot them uselessly.

Edited February 18, 2018 by EkaSwede

[Dr.Rosenthal]

Roosevelt Valor as an I/E car combined with the aimbot op AI

My favorite: Stealing a Roosevelt Valor at the movie set by the Vinewood sign and having to boost through the sign onto the hills. By the time the car stops rolling over and crashing against the hillside the repair cost is like 10k, so then you get a 3-star wanted level and aimbot koreans chasing after you because who said any of this should be easy?

[Shadowfennekin]

 

Roosevelt Valor as an I/E car combined with the aimbot op AI

My favorite: Stealing a Roosevelt Valor at the movie set by the Vinewood sign and having to boost through the sign onto the hills. By the time the car stops rolling over and crashing against the hillside the repair cost is like 10k, so then you get a 3-star wanted level and aimbot koreans chasing after you because who said any of this should be easy?

 

You know you can just walk right up to the car by climbing onto the ramp and avoiding the crowd, right?

 

Ever since I learned that trick, it became one of my favorite I/E jobs. No pursuits!

I hate when those Koreans have the Roosevelt or Z-type hiding at their garage though... means I HAVE to deal with stealthily following them the whole way or else I'll have a repair bill in the 10,000's!

[Rafae]

Honestly I just keep all the high end imports I despise (Valor, Z-Type, ETR1, sometimes the Stirling GT) all stored at my warehouse and never sell them so I don't have to deal with them ever again.

 

At best they're a savings balance for a rainy day at worst I'll have to deal with their sluggish driving mechanics.

[WildBrick142]

What is this nonsense

 

 

The Lamar missions like that sh*t doesn't even need 4 players tbh it could be done with two players. Im honestly so f*cking glad the newer missions like the DD heist don't require all 4 players because holy sh*t

Also who in their right mind thought it would be a great idea to put one into other people's missions instead of letting one host. I spent about 5 minutes entering the corona and exiting it so that I can finally host the damn mission

[J-Scott-D]

So...is this just me?

 

Starting to think it's a combination of off-road vehicle + high speed approach at garage causing it. It never was an issue until now.

 

 

 

Excuse the chatter in this one. I was talking to a friend/fellow GTAForums member about the apparent downfall of American shopping malls after visiting one with the wife earlier on this day.

 

 

Edited February 18, 2018 by J-Scott-D

[dragosani00]

 

 

Roosevelt Valor as an I/E car combined with the aimbot op AI

My favorite: Stealing a Roosevelt Valor at the movie set by the Vinewood sign and having to boost through the sign onto the hills. By the time the car stops rolling over and crashing against the hillside the repair cost is like 10k, so then you get a 3-star wanted level and aimbot koreans chasing after you because who said any of this should be easy?

 

You know you can just walk right up to the car by climbing onto the ramp and avoiding the crowd, right?

 

Ever since I learned that trick, it became one of my favorite I/E jobs. No pursuits!

I hate when those Koreans have the Roosevelt or Z-type hiding at their garage though... means I HAVE to deal with stealthily following them the whole way or else I'll have a repair bill in the 10,000's!

 

 

Follow the Karuma with your buzzard and blow the bad guys up from a distance with the locking missiles, same as the car meet ones, you kill the baddies without damaging the car & just land and pick it up.

[Black-Dragon96]

You cant enter the back of the avenger while carrying your MC supplys.

I have to get out of my weaponized tampa get in the avenger fly to paleto bay and request my car again to drive to my doc forgery then go back to the avenger to refill my ammo. I couldn't get on the guns if I would get attacked either.

Thats just stupid. Why can't I use the stuff that I paid over a million $ for, on missions where it would be usefull?

[The_B1u3_Jay]

So apparently being good at the game means that you have no life...

 

My Friend, a random and I were playing the Ressurecton adversary mode against 3 randoms in a crew. They did manage to get a couple points for their team, but we pretty much moped the floor with them and won every round by a landslide.

 

After we won the first Map, they messaged my friend, asking him if we would take turns winning so that we could win extra money. We didnt want to be up until 5:00 AM or something, so we didnt. We also completely destroyed them on the second map as well. After we won, they messaged him again, saying that we had no life and was asking when was the last time that we saw the sun.

 

Dont be insulting us because your crew sucked, take your L and move on. Thank you, f*ck you, and Good buy. I'm now GTA$300,000 richer BTW, all they got was a cheap GTA$100,000.

[Shadowfennekin]

What is this nonsense

 

The Lamar missions like that sh*t doesn't even need 4 players tbh it could be done with two players. Im honestly so f*cking glad the newer missions like the DD heist don't require all 4 players because holy sh*t

Also who in their right mind thought it would be a great idea to put one into other people's missions instead of letting one host. I spent about 5 minutes entering the corona and exiting it so that I can finally host the damn mission

 

I actually loved that idea, it made completing them that much easier.

I wish SV missions worked that way. Sat around for 20 minutes waiting for somebody to join the Oppressor one

[spincther]

So apparently being good at the game means that you have no life...

 

My Friend, a random and I were playing the Ressurecton adversary mode against 3 randoms in a crew. They did manage to get a couple points for their team, but we pretty much moped the floor with them and won every round by a landslide.

 

After we won the first Map, they messaged my friend, asking him if we would take turns winning so that we could win extra money. We didnt want to be up until 5:00 AM or something, so we didnt. We also completely destroyed them on the second map as well. After we won, they messaged him again, saying that we had no life and was asking when was the last time that we saw the sun.

 

Dont be insulting us because your crew sucked, take your L and move on. Thank you, f*ck you, and Good buy. I'm now GTA$300,000 richer BTW, all they got was a cheap GTA$100,000.

 

Nice story, not a bitch and moan though.

[Sentinel Driver]

Failure playing heists with randoms begins before the heist even starts. STOP HOSTING FROM THE sh*tTY PALETO BAY FACILITY

[PetrolCB]

What is this nonsense

 

 

The Lamar missions like that sh*t doesn't even need 4 players tbh it could be done with two players. Im honestly so f*cking glad the newer missions like the DD heist don't require all 4 players because holy sh*t

Also who in their right mind thought it would be a great idea to put one into other people's missions instead of letting one host. I spent about 5 minutes entering the corona and exiting it so that I can finally host the damn mission

 

Host one from the jobs menu, like every other contact mission.

[Shadowfennekin]

STOP HOSTING FROM THE sh*tTY PALETO BAY FACILITY

^^^^

Word

Why I quit playing DDH for now, unless I see Data Breach, Sub Recon, or Bogdan Problem. It just got repetitive how 9/10 are Paleto

[No Homing]

Lightly hit the LSC door with my Blazer Aqua

$6000 repair bill

 

But, hey, atleast I'll get $600 of that back!

[Sentinel Driver]

1 minute left of fortified

connection lost

 

f*ck you c* and your sh*tty peer to peer servers

[No Homing]

Obliterated a guy who was flying at super speed and being under the map before that and his friend with a CEO called i.slamic state.

Receive text from the Glitchin' Bitchin' Bitch:

'3 reports for u'

 

Yes, I was totally the one at fault here.

Edited February 19, 2018 by No Homing

[Arrows to Athens]

Obliterated a guy who was flying at super speed and being under the map before that and his friend with a CEO called i.slamic state.

Receive text from the Glitchin' Bitchin' Bitch:

'3 report for u'

 

Yes, I was totally the one at fault here.

How the f*ck did you manage to do that? I thought you couldn't obliterate Deluxos under the map? I tried it before, and it didn't work.

[No Homing]

 

Obliterated a guy who was flying at super speed and being under the map before that and his friend with a CEO called i.slamic state.

Receive text from the Glitchin' Bitchin' Bitch:

'3 report for u'

 

Yes, I was totally the one at fault here.

How the f*ck did you manage to do that? I thought you couldn't obliterate Deluxos under the map? I tried it before, and it didn't work.

I didn't, sorry for my sh*tty English. I got them when they started King of the spawnrape Castle.

Followed by Avenger baiting.