The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[Blasterman4EVER]

 

Permanently off radar scum. What is this new devilry?

 

Were these scum in a helicopter?

 

It wasn't the Akula.

[Picklez]

 

NPCs never freakin miss in "online"

Go back to story-mode for a week and then log on again.

 

in story mode NPCs miss a lot, online they can headshot you from 1000 yards away while they are in a car and you are in a chopper moving at high speed in the opposite direction.

 

It's f*cking ridiculous.

 

Online sux balls compared to story-mode.

 

So, learn to adapt. Its not difficult.

 

lmao what an awful reply oh my lord

Edited February 14, 2018 by Picklez

[Handsome Jack]

WTF IS THIS GARBAGE!? Both f*cking cop cars literately survived a f*cking rocket are you seriously kidding me? Only after when the cops get out of the car then they blow up. f*cking cheap ass garbage.

 

[Picklez]

WTF IS THIS GARBAGE!? Both f*cking cop cars literately survived a f*cking rocket are you seriously kidding me? Only after when the cops get out of the car then they blow up. f*cking cheap ass garbage.

 

Fanboys will defend this.

[Handsome Jack]

Fanboys will defend this.

Something like "why are u even using a homing launcher? just use a gun"

[Picklez]

 

Fanboys will defend this.

Something like "why are u even using a homing launcher? just use a gun"

 

Or maybe something like "So, learn to adapt. It's not difficult."

[Cackling Jack]

 

Fanboys will defend this.

 

Something like "why are u even using a homing launcher? just use a gun"

Throw Molotov cocktails at them! Nah seriously don’t.

[Black Terminator]

Can they please take out captures out of the game since no one plays those modes anymore? It's getting to my skin having it for a daily objective.

[The First Hunter]

Why the hell does an air vehicle (Deluxo) get better missiles than a land vehicle (Stromberg)?

[B7R]

Playing Resurrection adversary mode but only because my Friend was playing one and because I've completed my Bunker supply run and objectives for the day I join in on the adversary mode game. Well was this a huge mistake;

 

When I joined the game I found out I was on the team that had 1 single player vs 4 others. Well okay perhaps I can take the other four on with the team-mate. Well unfortunately that didn't happen. You see apparently my teammate was AFK and did what may of been "Rubber-banding" he's controller so he doesn't time out or AFK. I play for about 10 minuets but near the end I get P!ssed because I'm literally trying to tackle 4 players vs 2 (1 of which is my f*cking incompetent team-mate) but keep getting killed, once the four team mates have moved on to me after killing my rubber banding teammate.

 

I had to suffer & pay the price because my f*cking f*ckw!t teammate decided to rubberband he's controller and stay in game instead of leaving if he wasn't participating properly. F*ck you and any kind of f*ckwit who does this and expects their teammates to carry you. Satin himself has a special place reserved for you in hell for these kinds of acts. You are either f*cking active and playing or not. If it's "Not playing" then take your ass back off to freemode or singleplayer. Don't let others who are playing the game fairly and legitimately suffer because your too f*cked in the head to go back to singleplayer if you aren't playing.

 

Tl;DR - I suffered in a resurrection adversary mode because of my f*cking AFK teammates rubber banding incompetence.

[Piro]

 

Traffic behavior in "online" sux.

In story-mode NPC traffic will try to avoid you, but online they run straight into you.

 

Indeed it does. I can only assume the traffic behaviour online is deliberate - a parody on real life just like everything else. However it can be f*cking annoying as it can ruin what should be one of the best bits of the game - blasting around in your newly modified super car and insane speeds. But no, AI traffic goes out of its way to cause a crash all the time. During I/E it is even worse, I have had parked cars spawn directly in my path, cars running red lights and doing lane changes and U-turns for no logical reason.

Well in I/E they are programed to ram in to you. I remember when I was riding on train trucks (from factory to the city)

 

and random npc cars from the highway would just magically speed up, go of the road and launch in to the air with the speed of Rocket Voltic just to try and hit me.

 

 

[Black-Dragon96]

My Lowriders seem a bit broken.

Everytime I make a turn at high speed, the bodywork touches the groundand the car starts bouncing around to a point where I just go straigh despite turning the steeringwheel.

[ALifeOfMisery]

Why play Adversary Modes if you're just going to quit mid round?

 

I quite like Deadline so I thought I'd go back to it while the cash and RP is good but players quitting when behind f*cking ruins it.

 

If I'm getting beat I still see out the round/match.

 

Had more than one host launch as soon as I join for 1v1, fine, only to quit as soon as they go 2 or 3 down, mostly through suicide.

 

Why bother playing at all, it's not worth the loading times for anyone.

[lll-H-I-M-lll]

My Lowriders seem a bit broken.

Everytime I make a turn at high speed, the bodywork touches the groundand the car starts bouncing around to a point where I just go straigh despite turning the steeringwheel.

I have exactly the same issue, i was cruising yesterday and a familiar barcode twat spotted me and started too give chase/passive stalking. So i thought right its like that then! I put the gas on and my buccaneer started buckarooing all over the place lol

[-KM-]

*Sells stock*

*Infinite loading screen*

Nice.

*Reloads game*

*Still lost some product*

NICE.

[Gridl0k]

The Deluxo

 

Oh and I don't begrudge anyone a car they like, but if I wanted a 30-year old nissan I'd phone a minicab.

Edited February 14, 2018 by Gridl0k

[Dexter_Raminus]

 

Haven't been round here in a long time. Every time I log into GTA:O to check out a new content update I get so disillusioned by the apparent core of the game which R* and many players seem to love for some reason...

 

That is: Everything costs tons of money>The only ways to get money are either pay real cash or some of the most mind-numbing MMORPG-style grinding ever.

 

I'm an adult with responsibilities; a full time job and other crap I have to do in my day. I do not have the time or the patience to have GTA:O on all day every day grinding out CEO/Biker/gunrunning/import-export/smuggler etc. crates or whatever, which is apparently what is necessary to get a decent amount of in-game money. I've read a bunch of the strats and guides, I even tried it once on a day off and it felt like a full-time job in itself, it stopped being fun very quickly.

 

Not at all what I imagined GTA:O to be when the first trailer dropped and I read the first previews. I envisioned a drop-in crime simulator and playground. What we got was something that looks and plays like a third-person shooter but has an underpinning of the worst kind of Ultima/WoW/Everquest MMORPG grindfest. If i'd known it was an MMORPG in GTA clothing I never would have bothered or got remotely excited.

 

I wanted to just be able to come in from work, unwind with a few interesting criminal themed missions (drug deals, robberies etc.) or maybe a single heist, cooperating (or competing) with other players, getting a decent amount of cash for it to further my character with in terms of weapons, ammo, equipment, vehicles, to make me better equipped for other more advanced missions. I feel like even games like Warframe have a better feeling of reward and progression than this - at least the repeated missions earn you a good pay and are fun as you're mostly shooting people.

 

GTAO is literally biased towards people who make it their life, or who can switch off and somehow be ok with very mindless and repetitive grinding fetch and carry quests.

/rant

Glitch then. There's a new dupe every week.

 

 

I would gladly. Any tips? Or where to find said glitches?

 

 

I'm an adult with responsibilities; a full time job and other crap I have to do in my day. I do not have the time or the patience to have GTA:O on all day every day grinding out CEO/Biker/gunrunning/import-export/smuggler etc. crates or whatever, which is apparently what is necessary to get a decent amount of in-game money. I've read a bunch of the strats and guides, I even tried it once on a day off and it felt like a full-time job in itself, it stopped being fun very quickly.

 

I feel you. However, you can limit yourself to just a few purchases per DLC.

 

Glitching is profitable and easy now, though. Sadly, the only way to enjoy the game now is to play it in way it wasn't designed to be played - never follow the objectives, never use the vehicles you are given, find shortcuts and exploits for missions. I personally feel satisfaction from finding new ways to trick the system.

 

 

Yeah I agree, that is the problem, it's that you have to fight the game itself. Good that you can get satisfaction from that. Personally, I don't think I can.

[Sky_Light12]

f*ck! the 90% loading stuck are quite annoying i had to use pin needle on my controller to trigger the game

and i wind up accidentally hurting myself with the pin

[Black-Dragon96]

 

 

 

My Lowriders seem a bit broken.

Everytime I make a turn at high speed, the bodywork touches the groundand the car starts bouncing around to a point where I just go straigh despite turning the steeringwheel.

 

I have exactly the same issue, i was cruising yesterday and a familiar barcode twat spotted me and started too give chase/passive stalking. So i thought right its like that then! I put the gas on and my buccaneer started buckarooing all over the place lol

Well I had it on my voodoo. I noticed that the body leans more to the side than it did before. Just like it has a very very soft suspension. I have standart hydraulics on it because I wanted a cleaned voodoo without all the crazy stuff.

My tornado custom seems fine. It moves a little more when turning, just like vodoo does but it does nlt touch the ground. Not sure wich hydraulics it has bit they are not the stock ones.

I have not tested my primo custom, moonbeam custom and virgo custom yet, but I suspect they will hev the same problem. Especialy the virgo since it sits pretty low.

[Mister_Incredible92]

Kids ages 9 and below using the N-Word. Women who let their child talk like that should'nt be mothers and needs to get slapped.

[Big_Dog]

The fact that the Faction is still broken despite being, what, 3 years old at this point?

You can't test the Stinger GT in regular races (But it works in Creator), and you can't test the Tampa anywhere but the ''Drift'' Tampa is available left and right.

[DentureDynamite]

The problem I had today:

 

My Response:

 

Yup! Last night when delivering an I/E vehicle, there was an NPC (still very much alive) in their vehicle literally sitting in the middle of the intersection (upper Vinewood, eastern part).

 

...wasn't slowly turning, crossing the intersection, or some other semi-plausible excuse.

 

Just parked there, in their car.

 

Sometimes I wonder why Rockstar doesn't just turn our vehicles into large magnets so they can satisfy their troll lust without trying to pretend they're not guilty as hell for the sheer BS going on in this game (vehicle wise)?

Edited February 14, 2018 by DentureDynamite

[Ryancoke66]

whenever I join a CEO as an associate the CEO will always pick sh*t like heist prep, supply mission or source I/E cargo. I don't mind doing it from time to time but the money maker for both parties is obviously VIP work, so why is it so rare to find.

 

When I send a msg asking to do some VIP work, if they do comply they'll throw in a HH and never go back lol smh why...

[ride_the_spiral]

Permanently off radar scum. What is this new devilry?

 

OTR Glitch

[Kiethblacklion]

All these adversary modes getting the double money and RP every week. I'd like to see the contact missions get put back into the double reward rotation soon.

[DentureDynamite]

^^ And how! Would love to try some new vehicles like my Hunter or Thruster in The Los Santos Connection.

[Black-Dragon96]

 

 

 

 

My Lowriders seem a bit broken.

Everytime I make a turn at high speed, the bodywork touches the groundand the car starts bouncing around to a point where I just go straigh despite turning the steeringwheel.

 

I have exactly the same issue, i was cruising yesterday and a familiar barcode twat spotted me and started too give chase/passive stalking. So i thought right its like that then! I put the gas on and my buccaneer started buckarooing all over the place lol

Well I had it on my voodoo. I noticed that the body leans more to the side than it did before. Just like it has a very very soft suspension. I have standart hydraulics on it because I wanted a cleaned voodoo without all the crazy stuff.

My tornado custom seems fine. It moves a little more when turning, just like vodoo does but it does nlt touch the ground. Not sure wich hydraulics it has bit they are not the stock ones.

I have not tested my primo custom, moonbeam custom and virgo custom yet, but I suspect they will hev the same problem. Especialy the virgo since it sits pretty low.

I want to follow up on this, since I tested these vehicles now.

Both primo custom and moonbeam custom have the same problem. Not as massive as the voodoo but it is feelable. Both have stock hydraulics.

The virgo however is fine. Also stock hydraulics.

So the hydraulics are not the issue.

[Blasterman4EVER]

 

Permanently off radar scum. What is this new devilry?

 

OTR Glitch

 

Well, yeah... but how?

 

I've only seen it a few times.

 

Is it an accident that players somehow exploit?

[Shadowfennekin]

All these adversary modes getting the double money and RP every week. I'd like to see the contact missions get put back into the double reward rotation soon.

Screw Contact missions

Heists are where it's at, you don't need to sit around to earn an actual paycheck

[Arrows to Athens]

 

All these adversary modes getting the double money and RP every week. I'd like to see the contact missions get put back into the double reward rotation soon.

Screw Contact missions

Heists are where it's at, you don't need to sit around to earn an actual paycheck

 

True, but I'd rather have randumbs stand around doing nothing than have them be active and risk messing up the mission, like they always do in heists. Plus, you have multiple lives in missions, and one person dying doesn't result in an automatic failure. Also, the AFKer may be standing around doing nothing, but at least their presence increases the pay, since the more players you have, the better the pay.

Edited February 14, 2018 by Arrows to Athens