The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[Action_Andy]

ffs you can't even a watch a YT vid that shows off a new dlc car without the player making the car look horrible with all the most expensive/over the top mods on it.

 

always the biggest front bumper splitter,always the biggest spoiler,always lowering max level.

 

jeeez,when will people learn that the most expensive visual mods don't increase performance compared to the cheaper mods. you can add the smallest custom spoiler and it will have the same downforce as the biggest one. so why not get a good looking spoiler,bumper etc?

 

i know that taste is subjective,but every YT vid is like that now.

Nope: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD9aIpXRXRn9191KgKH3ZvA/featured

[jdv95]

 

ffs you can't even a watch a YT vid that shows off a new dlc car without the player making the car look horrible with all the most expensive/over the top mods on it.

 

always the biggest front bumper splitter,always the biggest spoiler,always lowering max level.

 

jeeez,when will people learn that the most expensive visual mods don't increase performance compared to the cheaper mods. you can add the smallest custom spoiler and it will have the same downforce as the biggest one. so why not get a good looking spoiler,bumper etc?

 

i know that taste is subjective,but every YT vid is like that now.

Nope: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD9aIpXRXRn9191KgKH3ZvA/featured

 

he has some vids where he does it though. lot's of them actually.

 

he even put custom branded tires on the revolter.

[KazzMajol]

^

 

The only good thing about the Deluxo is that it’s slower than helis! You can’t be serious. While we’re at it, let’s make the Stromburg flyable and give Oppressors infinite boost.

 

Lately Deluxo’s have been worse than Oppressor’s. If there’s a sale going on, and a Deluxo in the same session you can bet your ass that Deluxo will start creeping towards the red marker.. like a bull on valium, creeping crawling slowly slowly towards anything red and explodable.

 

Mindless drones.

 

 

When i'm running guns, or milking the clock cozying up in my Armored Boxville, or smashing crates with the Phantom Wedge, or sourcing vehicles, or whatever it happens to be--if somebody's coming to try and start some sh*t, i will take a noob in a Deluxo over a stone-cold killer on a flying missile cycle any day of the week, and twice on sunday.

 

as for the 20K insurance cost, i've found it to be a sort of blessing as well as a curse. you're doing jobs that pay 25-30K to you and your boys if you successfully complete them, and what for being the one to stop me? 5-15k? if that? here comes the bad guy in his deluxo cruising through, spamming rockets, and poof goes my shiny jetpack. you're already in the red. and i'm summoning another one. wanna keep going? lol.

[septimoose]

So.

 

Yesterday some douchebag got super salty in GTA because I kept killing him with an Akula. They weren't unjustified kills, he blew up someone's shipment, and I was bored, so I blew him up.... over and over again.

 

Anyway, he starts sending me messages calling me a dirty untouched virgin and blah blah blah. Sad, right? So I do what anyone would do - in jest, I respond "Lzzzzz" and followed up with "Go back to Minecraft" (okay, not my wittiest day by any means). He left the session and I put it out of my head.

 

Then today I come online and I've got a communications ban across the whole of Xbox. For what?!

Not only was that douchebag SO SALTY that I'd killed him that he felt it necessary to message me, but to then report me?!

 

Thanks "AdamT123456", you're a real top-player!

[Handsome Jack]

If the IAA outfit is cut content then R* can honestly f*ck themselves. Im so tired of not having the necessary sh*t to complete my outfit always incomplete bs like whats the point of military clothes if they're gonna be half-assed lazy buffoons and not include the right sh*t?

[TheFroggmann]

So.

 

Yesterday some douchebag got super salty in GTA because I kept killing him with an Akula. They weren't unjustified kills, he blew up someone's shipment, and I was bored, so I blew him up.... over and over again.

 

Anyway, he starts sending me messages calling me a dirty untouched virgin and blah blah blah. Sad, right? So I do what anyone would do - in jest, I respond "Lzzzzz" and followed up with "Go back to Minecraft" (okay, not my wittiest day by any means). He left the session and I put it out of my head.

 

Then today I come online and I've got a communications ban across the whole of Xbox. For what?!

Not only was that douchebag SO SALTY that I'd killed him that he felt it necessary to message me, but to then report me?!

 

Thanks "AdamT123456", you're a real top-player!

 

 

Case in point as to why I don't respond... I just continue killing them until they leave, I find a better target or someone comes by that is better than me at killing. Which isn't that much of a feat...

[Smokewood]

Traffic behavior in "online" sux.

In story-mode NPC traffic will try to avoid you, but online they run straight into you.

 

There is a lot in story-mode that blows online away.

I went back and finished the story last weekend and noticed so much content is "missing" from online too....

[MaxBazooka01]

Decided to an I/E vehicle sale, and as I'm about to deliver the game desyncs and car spawns on top of me causing 12k in damage.

[No Use For A Name]

I really wish job and CEO invites from friends would show up a different color so I dont overlook nearly every one of them

[jdv95]

The "ending" music On the free roam events is just so f*cking loud.

 

always feel tempted to turn the volume down when it comes up.

[TCA]

oh boy more heists where after 5 years people can't f*cking complete the setups

I still see a lot of prison break

[autofanatic]

If the IAA outfit is cut content then R* can honestly f*ck themselves. Im so tired of not having the necessary sh*t to complete my outfit always incomplete bs like whats the point of military clothes if they're gonna be half-assed lazy buffoons and not include the right sh*t?

Who knows? but rockstar always has this kind of bullsh*t, lol

[PetrolCB]

The "ending" music On the free roam events is just so f*cking loud.

 

always feel tempted to turn the volume down when it comes up.

 

This (although I have music off since I play Spotify, still I get it) and the dialogue are ridiculously loud. Especially Lester. I have to drop my volume considerably low which is annoying to have to do when joining a heist. There should be a dialogue volume slider.

[Smokewood]

 

The "ending" music On the free roam events is just so f*cking loud.

 

always feel tempted to turn the volume down when it comes up.

 

This (although I have music off since I play Spotify, still I get it) and the dialogue are ridiculously loud. Especially Lester. I have to drop my volume considerably low which is annoying to have to do when joining a heist. There should be a dialogue volume slider.

 

There is one.

[PetrolCB]

There is? I thought it was only for in-game sounds and not dialogue specific.

[Picklez]

If the IAA outfit is cut content then R* can honestly f*ck themselves. Im so tired of not having the necessary sh*t to complete my outfit always incomplete bs like whats the point of military clothes if they're gonna be half-assed lazy buffoons and not include the right sh*t?

Because that Power Ranger armor was a higher priority for them.

 

That's what they think military getups look like I guess.

[TwistOfLime21]

Being stuck on the ground with the infinite spawning Buzzards and jets during a hangar supply mission.

Edited February 13, 2018 by TwistOfLime21

[Handsome Jack]

Because that Power Ranger armor was a higher priority for them.

 

 

 

 

That's what they think military getups look like I guess.

 

Well the people who create the clothes are obviously the dumbest motherf*ckers ever. If a normal person is able to do custom outfits with restricted clothing with ease and these f*ckers cant than that is really pathetic on their part. Who am I even kidding they're always gonna be retarded when it comes to making military outfits.

 

On topic:

 

Gotta love those invisible walls

 

[-KM-]

Oh f*ck OFF. I got booted to story mode when the tunables changed right at the end of a hangar sale. Gotta collect 2 more crates now because FUN. Watch me get a really sh*tty sale mission now, ugh.

 

Hustler's out now BTW.

Edited February 13, 2018 by -KM-

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

*Sigh*

[Mr_Noob]

Traffic behavior in "online" sux.

In story-mode NPC traffic will try to avoid you, but online they run straight into you.

 

Indeed it does. I can only assume the traffic behaviour online is deliberate - a parody on real life just like everything else. However it can be f*cking annoying as it can ruin what should be one of the best bits of the game - blasting around in your newly modified super car and insane speeds. But no, AI traffic goes out of its way to cause a crash all the time. During I/E it is even worse, I have had parked cars spawn directly in my path, cars running red lights and doing lane changes and U-turns for no logical reason.

 

So, what is pissing me off today? Well it is the in game SPAM. Players already paid good money for the game and either grinded or spend more money on shark cards to get what they want. R* can you please f*ck THE f*ck OFF with your constant spam for the Criminal Scam Pack, phone calls & emails telling me to buy this or that property or item. Just stop. Jeez. The game has become like one of those 'free' phone apps that spam you sh*t every 5 seconds making them unusable. It might be just about be OK for a free game but it is not; they are still charging £55 for a game that is 3+ years old.

Edited February 13, 2018 by Mr_Noob

[Slonitram]

 

This looks really bad and it's been there since 2013.

[Smokewood]

NPCs never freakin miss in "online"

Go back to story-mode for a week and then log on again.

 

in story mode NPCs miss a lot, online they can headshot you from 1000 yards away while they are in a car and you are in a chopper moving at high speed in the opposite direction.

 

It's f*cking ridiculous.

 

Online sux balls compared to story-mode.

[PetrolCB]

NPCs never freakin miss in "online"

Go back to story-mode for a week and then log on again.

 

in story mode NPCs miss a lot, online they can headshot you from 1000 yards away while they are in a car and you are in a chopper moving at high speed in the opposite direction.

 

It's f*cking ridiculous.

 

Online sux balls compared to story-mode.

 

So, learn to adapt. Its not difficult.

[B7R]

The hell is Hardest Target still in featured adversary modes on call list?

 

The featured section of "On call jobs" should be reserved for those with double RP/$, not those that no longer offer double money or RP. This makes getting to the double RP/Money jobs a lot harder.

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

The problem I had today:


My Response:

[-Silence*]

The stupid weapons sell mission with the Insurgents and Merreyweather are still broken... yet everytime I've gone to sell in the last 3 days thats the only damn mission I get!! Getting really sick of unplugging my xbox and then bouncing between lobbies to find a decent one to sell in to avoid this mission...

[Hitchy]

Hardest Target. (Happened when it was 2x$ 2xRp) 14 people 2 teams. Thought nice going to be a good game, get some extra cash. When it shows the team to players jump to the other team making it my team 5 other team 9. I didn't think much cause usually someone changes back or the game won't start until it's even. Nope the game launched with a 5v9. My team got thumped for the first round, then my internet crashed.

 

Last night. Motor Wars has 2x$ & Rp. I enjoyed it when it was first released and needed some money to put stuff on the avenger I bought. First couple game went alright with a couple players. Our small lobby joined a massive lobby. 24 players to be divided into 4 teams. Thought this was going to be fun, boy was I wrong. The first round I was on the AA gun that attaches to the nightshark, find another team where I lag and the car teleports. We were in a fight for about 30 seconds when it blew up couldn't last that long. Our last player managed to get us to finish 2nd place. 2nd round very early I land near the rail gun, I pick it up and notice my teammate (guy who 'carried us' in the first round). Driving towards me in a tampa I thought he was picking me up, nope he ran me over and killed me. I die got pissed and left.

 

Next game I was at 'Motor Wars III' one of my favourites due to the observatory spot. Our team spawned on the city side and I go for the tampa due to 2 types are pretty good. Another guy had the same idea went in their and drove off. I had to run a kilometer (0.62 miles) to try and get to another car. I guy comes past in an nightshark and aa gun knowing no other options and went f*ck it and hop on. Before being blown up. Next game the player who ditched me was going for the tampa on the hill side. I got ther first and ditched there. This round and next round went well, with me and another guy carrying the team with me getting 2 kills total and him getting the rest (6).

 

New game packed lobby four teams again hoping me and other guy get into same team. We were until players joined out team. Original guy left my team to uneven team. We start and I get an insurgent and drive to a gun nearby as I get out I get killed. What do you know it was the guy that left my team. I noticed this was pretty much on my side and his team spawned on the other side. I got pissed off due to the fact he managed to get that bloody far. Our team got wrecked and we lost.

 

By then I had not too long till I had to get off I was in freeroam. I noticed a seven man biker club started a 'stand your ground' I was bored so I went there hoping for a fight. Note 5 of the seven players were under level 50. One was between 100 and 200 and the last player was above 200. The stand your ground was nearby fort zancudo on the other side of the river. I land on the road below and make my way over. This is when I get spammed by rpgs over and over again. At least 2 players were rpg spamming and 2 others were sniping me. You're probably wondering why the f*ck did I do this. Now, pretty much know idea. I was bored and I didn't think I'd get spammed by RPGs and now I'm here.

[Blasterman4EVER]

Permanently off radar scum. What is this new devilry?

[Mach1bud]

Permanently off radar scum. What is this new devilry?

 

Were these scum in a helicopter?