The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[Picklez]

 

Your post makes no sense. How do you make the assumption that I wouldn't mind if my car, that I paid my hard earned money for, was nerfed just because I use it respectfully? It goes back to my original post. All Deluxo owners should not have to suffer just because of a few griefers. And yes, it needs to be buffed, not nerfed. Needs to be able to keep up with helicopters at the very least...80 "MPH" in flight isn't quite cutting it.

 

Last time I checked you couldn't land a helicopter and then take it for a drive along the road, couldn't care less about weather it needs nerfed or buffed it needs to be out and out removed from the game along with all the other stupid over priced meme mobiles that have popped up over the last year or so.

 

Agreed on everything.

[Dr.Rosenthal]

^

 

The only good thing about the Deluxo is that it’s slower than helis! You can’t be serious. While we’re at it, let’s make the Stromburg flyable and give Oppressors infinite boost.

 

Lately Deluxo’s have been worse than Oppressor’s. If there’s a sale going on, and a Deluxo in the same session you can bet your ass that Deluxo will start creeping towards the red marker.. like a bull on valium, creeping crawling slowly slowly towards anything red and explodable.

 

Mindless drones.

[Blasterman4EVER]

 

The Neon is overpriced garbage. 1.5 million dollar 4 door sled with no turbo --- yeah I know the electrics don't have turbos but didn't know this piece of sh*t was an electric.

 

This f*cker is getting sold ASAP.

Was literally known to be electric since forever.

 

I mean...

 

Without really addressing your gripe with my bitch and moan topic (Jesus), I didn't read any of that sh*t about the car before buying it.

 

All I saw was 1.5 million dollar sports car with 4 doors and thought "IT HAS TO BE THE FASTEST 4 DOOR."

 

It's not. It's f*cking garbage, just like the Voltic.

 

Intentionally misleading sh*t.

Edited February 9, 2018 by Blasterman4EVER

[jakfox]

Going to start sending invoices to R* like shark card advertisements for time lost due to modders wrecking my supply trips for the luls.
Thanks for keeping the servers clean as herpes.

[Verbal Soze]

 

Demographic user of the vigilante : childish players who loves to ram other players in heists and contact missions and spamming rockets destroying the mission's goal

 

Whenever i see a vigilante i just find new session

lol well not me, only if a player is just standing there not doing anything while other people are doing the work, then i'll ram them for being lazy. I spam my rockets wisely. Missions like A titan fo a job for instance; when i'm heading towards the titan and the missile locks onto the enemy on the far right, i shoot once and then ram the other guys on the front of the plane and park my car behind the container and get out to shoot them with my rifle.

good to know...

[lll-H-I-M-lll]

The Neon is overpriced garbage. 1.5 million dollar 4 door sled with no turbo --- yeah I know the electrics don't have turbos but didn't know this piece of sh*t was an electric.

 

This f*cker is getting sold ASAP.

Beautiful looking car though sell the original if you get my drift

[-KM-]

Can I just say how much I hate the fact that guns don't have magazines/attachments in cutscenes. It's a bug that started happening shortly after heists were released (almost three years ago now!) and it still hasn't been fixed to this day. It doesn't just effect online either, story mode too. It makes certain cutscenes look so awkward. Look at this sh*t:

Nearly Three years this has gone unnoticed for...

 

Additional B&M: Why do most trucks in this game only have one gear? I mean I'm certain that's not intentional & just another glitch, no? I say most trucks though, for example; the Phantom & Phantom Wedge have 1 gear, but the Phantom custom shifts up normally. Grab a Duneloader & listen for yourself, it does not sound natural.

Edited February 10, 2018 by -KM-

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

Can I just say how much I hate the fact that guns don't have magazines/attachments in cutscenes. It's a bug that started happening shortly after heists were released (almost three years ago now!) and it still hasn't been fixed to this day. It doesn't just effect online either, story mode too. It makes certain cutscenes look so awkward. Look at this sh*t:

Nearly Three years this has gone unnoticed for...

 

Additional B&M: Why do most trucks in this game only have one gear? I mean I'm certain that's not intentional & just another glitch, no? I say most trucks though, for example; the Phantom & Phantom Wedge have 1 gear, but the Phantom custom shifts up normally. Grab a Duneloader & listen for yourself, it does not sound natural.

The normal Semi/Box Trucks have about 4 to 5 gears (From what I counted), with 1st-2nd-3rd being this absurd long redlined gearing, the Duneloader has the same issue. What makes it odder is the Phantom in GTA IV had about 13 gears (It might as well have had Burnout's Infinity Gears).

[StangOne50]

I was just in the clouds for so f*cking long these c*nts kicked ME for idling too long.

Are you friggen kidding me LOL

[CrysisAverted]

piracy prevention

attacking in my stromberg

go to avenger to refill

ignore hovering deluxo

hes trying to land on my Avenger, k I'll let you do it

he fails

take off to do my business

deluxo starts attacking me

*le sigh*

get far away from him, go into rear to deploy my stromberg

my f*cking stromberg is caught in an Avenger limbo

no matter how many times I try to drive it out it always ends up back in Avenger

at one point my f*cking avenger interior changes completely to a different scheme

try a few times more

piracy prevention on its las few seconds

spent all this time fumbling with this broken mechanic

turn off ps4

[Captain_Fluffy]

Can anyone explain to me just what the f*ck happened in this video. I couldn't fly the chopper, and then it just f*cking flies away on its own...

 

 

 

 

^ Looks like your teammate's connection is from a third world country

 

Or quite possibly Australian internet. I wouldn't be surprised if the internet exchange in my area is just a bunch of cables plugged into potatoes in a field.

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

[Slonitram]

Can I just say how much I hate the fact that guns don't have magazines/attachments in cutscenes. It's a bug that started happening shortly after heists were released (almost three years ago now!) and it still hasn't been fixed to this day. It doesn't just effect online either, story mode too. It makes certain cutscenes look so awkward. Look at this sh*t:

Nearly Three years this has gone unnoticed for...

 

Additional B&M: Why do most trucks in this game only have one gear? I mean I'm certain that's not intentional & just another glitch, no? I say most trucks though, for example; the Phantom & Phantom Wedge have 1 gear, but the Phantom custom shifts up normally. Grab a Duneloader & listen for yourself, it does not sound natural.

That face, though.

 

I think this glitch went into full effect after Rockstar included drum magazines. It looks damn stupid for sure and I hate how it affected singleplayer as well. People can't play that without also getting affected by the bugs that Rockstar cause by adding stuff to GTAO. Remember when car damage was completely removed when the Heists came out?

[Sentinel Driver]

DELUXOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE THAT DAMN INSURANCE FEE THAT YOU GET FOR DESTROYING THE STUPIDEST VEHICLE IN THE GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If there's something that I actually hate more than the deluxo then it is deluxo drivers. 99% them are kids who bought a shark card to get their stupid deluxo and then they merrily go around blowing people up for no reason

 

empty lobby "can't start vip work because there's already a vip work going on". ok then c* whatever you say

Edited February 10, 2018 by Sentinel Driver

[Nyamber]

God I hate the NPCs in this game...

 

 

[Dellers]

Just got a message about my supplies arriving at the bunker. It's at least two hours since I bought them, maybe even more.

[Arrows to Athens]

 

 

The Neon is overpriced garbage. 1.5 million dollar 4 door sled with no turbo --- yeah I know the electrics don't have turbos but didn't know this piece of sh*t was an electric.

 

This f*cker is getting sold ASAP.

Was literally known to be electric since forever.

 

I didn't read any of that sh*t about the car before buying it.

 

All I saw was 1.5 million dollar sports car with 4 doors and thought "IT HAS TO BE THE FASTEST 4 DOOR."

 

 

 

Well, there's your problem.

 

Assumption is the mother of all f*ck ups.

Edited February 10, 2018 by Arrows to Athens

[Sentinel Driver]

It would be nice if I could actually play instead of getting connection lost constantly...

[HamwithCheese]

 

 

The Neon is overpriced garbage. 1.5 million dollar 4 door sled with no turbo --- yeah I know the electrics don't have turbos but didn't know this piece of sh*t was an electric.

 

This f*cker is getting sold ASAP.

Was literally known to be electric since forever.

 

I mean...

 

Without really addressing your gripe with my bitch and moan topic (Jesus), I didn't read any of that sh*t about the car before buying it.

 

All I saw was 1.5 million dollar sports car with 4 doors and thought "IT HAS TO BE THE FASTEST 4 DOOR."

 

It's not. It's f*cking garbage, just like the Voltic.

 

Intentionally misleading sh*t.

But all that is totally on you. Car is based off the mission E. You didn't know that. Car was found in the files and was revealed to be electric almost immediately. You didn't read that. The in game description says its electric, you didn't read that as well. You can test cars before buying them, you didn't do that.

 

 

All on you.

[Yellow Dog with Cone]

STOP REMOVING MY HAT WHEN ENTERING A CAR, GODDAMIT!

 

 

I MEAN, LOOK AT IT, IT DOESN'T EVEN CLIP THROUGH THE ROOF OR ANYTHING!!!

 

[Kylie8462]

Decided to try motor wars, my team was doing good until one of my teammates decided to run me over after I gave him the Tampa. On purpose. Not even a low level!

[Dr.Rosenthal]

I got killed by a jet earlier today, so I took to my Starling since I need to practice dogfighting. They were 2 in jets and one on the ground, circling around the Del Pierro Pier area. And when I confronted them they went Ghost Org.

 

I mean, seriously? There's TWO of you. I wasn't even planning on really being a dick to them, I just wanted to fly around for a bit.

 

I got one of them, and then they eventually got a hit on me and my plane went down, so I went for my Akula instead...

Edited February 10, 2018 by Dr.Rosenthal

[Yellow Dog with Cone]

I just met a pathetic tryhard earlier today, he was wrecking the lobby, destroying sales left and right and he was basically untouchable because we was using a lagswitch to teleport all over the place.

 

I went to take him down with my Akula and every single time I toggled off Stealth Mode... boom! Passive Mode. Every. Single. Goddamn. Time.

 

Even worse, he tried to use his bullsh*t lagswitch and he couldn't even managed to take me down, you can't kill what you can't see...

 

Anyway, what a f*cking piece of scum, I mean, what's the f*cking point with those kind of players? Want do dish it out but can't take it? f*cking cowards, for real.

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

I just met a pathetic tryhard earlier today, he was wrecking the lobby, destroying sales left and right and he was basically untouchable because we was using a lagswitch to teleport all over the place.

 

I went to take him down with my Akula and every single time I toggled off Stealth Mode... boom! Passive Mode. Every. Single. Goddamn. Time.

 

Even worse, he tried to use his bullsh*t lagswitch and he couldn't even managed to take me down, you can't kill what you can't see...

 

Anyway, what a f*cking piece of scum, I mean, what's the f*cking point with those kind of players? Want do dish it out but can't take it? f*cking cowards, for real.

Hold my Beer:

 

 

First one was a Jet Griefer that lag switched to win, and lost.

Second one as a Salty as f*ck Tryhard that went into the Sweaty Hour Mode.

Edited February 10, 2018 by Suzuki Azure Vulpine

[Sentinel Driver]

i've got 3 dune fav sales in a row are you f*cking serious

[Cackling Jack]

I just met a pathetic tryhard earlier today, he was wrecking the lobby, destroying sales left and right and he was basically untouchable because we was using a lagswitch to teleport all over the place.

I went to take him down with my Akula and every single time I toggled off Stealth Mode... boom! Passive Mode. Every. Single. Goddamn. Time.

Even worse, he tried to use his bullsh*t lagswitch and he couldn't even managed to take me down, you can't kill what you can't see...

Anyway, what a f*cking piece of scum, I mean, what's the f*cking point with those kind of players? Want do dish it out but can't take it? f*cking cowards, for real.

If I see that I just jump into passive. Not worth the trouble. Or kill them once then jump into passive. Ppl will do anything to boost their precious K/D.

[Geisterfaust]

 

All I saw was 1.5 million dollar sports car with 4 doors and thought "IT HAS TO BE THE FASTEST 4 DOOR."

 

It's not. It's f*cking garbage, just like the Voltic.

 

 

Well, it actually is fastest 4-door sports car. You can't beat its acceleration (only Cyclone is faster, while it's Super class with 4 doors) and top speed is 115 mph which is not that bad. It's in top 5 in sports class too, considering the Pariah is 1st with a good lead. On most technical tracks you will be competitive with Schafters, it's nice to drive around city too. Don't sell it man. There are worse cars.

Edited February 10, 2018 by hei3enberg

[Pistol Bobcat]

Okay, while this otherwise amazing Co op and team building network of a game has never exactly had a shortage of things to make us scream, shout and sulkingly pout, I had tone come to rant in typical fashion akin to what it's all About!

 

In an empty public session, I'm happily sourcing and selling cars as usual without trouble from the Deluxo and oppressor masses who have seemingly turned freemode into their very own 'doomsday scenario'. Remember when tanks and chrome adders were our biggest fear?

 

So anyway, I get the sourcing missions where you have to steal a car already being pursued by the fun police, this wouldn't be too much trouble if the car were a Roosevelt which is a big target and therefore easy to sabotage by drive by, but it was a T20.

 

I figure the last thing I need is to be griefed by cops, so I pay 15k for the bribe authorities ability, then take a shot at eliminating the driver and miss, receive INSTANT 3 star wanted level...

 

WHAT

THE

HELL, SERIOUSLY? I pay 15k for amnesty and then by the time I'm lucky enough to seize the car, 9000 in damages. Maybe I should stop being frigid with my money and just get that darn cargobob.

[Shadowfennekin]

Here's an annoying feature

I bought the Chernobog

Now, I've had the Khanjali since December and I'd always have to click Facility then tap A right away to bring it to me....

For some dumb reason, the f*cking Chernobog is first on the list now even though I didn't do sh*t to it yet. I just bought it for the sale and decided to customize it whenever I'm bothered to go inside my Facility

[TheTruthIsFree]

f*cking sh*tTY ass bugs in this game is annoying, in the Deluxo setup it said "your CEO quit" but I was the CEO and I didn't quit OR disconnect. What made it worst is that it let me opt to restart. I'm pissed