The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[PetrolCB]

What the f*ck is the point of the gun locker if it doesn't work during missions

 

[autofanatic]

What the f*ck is the point of the gun locker if it doesn't work during missions

The f*cking gun locker is another damn sh*t produced by rockstar, does it even f*cking work?

[Black Terminator]

Getting the Rockstar game services are unavailable right now sh*t. >.<

[Dacelo]

I'm really bloody tired of GTAO getting renewed for updates year after year after year. Minus RDR2 (which isn't even coming out on PC anyway) Rockstar has created absolutely nothing since 2013 besides updates for this game, and since 2015 locked 100% of the content (barring a couple of weapons) from being accessed in singleplayer. GTAO would just be another game that I don't play and could ignore if it hadn't effectively killed any incentive for Rockstar to actually make anything, just like Steam destroyed any incentive for Valve to make games any more.

 

[PetrolCB]

 

What the f*ck is the point of the gun locker if it doesn't work during missions

The f*cking gun locker is another damn sh*t produced by rockstar, does it even f*cking work?

 

Well, yeah, in freeroam though. So, you know, totally worth the price to get one.

[Scuba 21]

They're kids. They're all kids.

 

You can't throw kids in prison.

Sure you can.

Just not in U.S.

[Xiled]

Used orbital cannon on a tryhard with a friends accounts, and they left the game after they got destroyed. Either they were mad they got blown up or they care so much about there precious K/D, that they left to make it not save

Edited February 8, 2018 by Xiled

[79'Blazer4x4]

 

 

What the f*ck is the point of the gun locker if it doesn't work during missions

The f*cking gun locker is another damn sh*t produced by rockstar, does it even f*cking work?

 

Well, yeah, in freeroam though. So, you know, totally worth the price to get one.

 

Barely even in freeroam. What's the point in storing certain weapons if your character is just going to pick them up off the ground or from fallen enemies again anyway?

[Partajeesus]

I'm really bloody tired of GTAO getting renewed for updates year after year after year. Minus RDR2 (which isn't even coming out on PC anyway) Rockstar has created absolutely nothing since 2013 besides updates for this game

 

Just a reminder that GTA V is made by rockstar north. If you delete all the games from the timeline that isn't made by them you will notice that they don't actually make games that often.

Before GTA V they made...wait for it.... GTA IV.

[Da Elite Ninjah]

Used orbital cannon on a tryhard with a friends accounts, and they left the game after they got destroyed. Either they were mad they got blown up or they care so much about there precious K/D, that they left to make it not save

 

 

They probably fell off the couch laughing their ass off! The fact that someone paid that amount of money to get a kill!

[Shadowfennekin]

That falling trick doesn't work with the Deluxo anymore....

I hear the lock-on while I'm carrying a crate home and let my Deluxo fall.... but I still get blown up.

That's happened twice now.... I can't seem to dodge them anymore

[Dacelo]

 

I'm really bloody tired of GTAO getting renewed for updates year after year after year. Minus RDR2 (which isn't even coming out on PC anyway) Rockstar has created absolutely nothing since 2013 besides updates for this game

 

Just a reminder that GTA V is made by rockstar north. If you delete all the games from the timeline that isn't made by them you will notice that they don't actually make games that often.

Before GTA V they made...wait for it.... GTA IV.

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rockstar_North#As_Rockstar_North

Says here that they also developed MP3, RDR, LA Noire (though that was most likely just helping out team Bondi). But I would absolutely not be surprised if the lack of any other releases were because the rest of the R* studios teams were all put to work on GTAO DLC.

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

*ANGRY FOX SCREAMING*

[LennyGhoul]

Getting the Rockstar game services are unavailable right now sh*t. >.<

Same for the past 45 minutes... ugh.

[Dexter_Raminus]

Haven't been round here in a long time. Every time I log into GTA:O to check out a new content update I get so disillusioned by the apparent core of the game which R* and many players seem to love for some reason...

 

That is: Everything costs tons of money>The only ways to get money are either pay real cash or some of the most mind-numbing MMORPG-style grinding ever.

 

I'm an adult with responsibilities; a full time job and other crap I have to do in my day. I do not have the time or the patience to have GTA:O on all day every day grinding out CEO/Biker/gunrunning/import-export/smuggler etc. crates or whatever, which is apparently what is necessary to get a decent amount of in-game money. I've read a bunch of the strats and guides, I even tried it once on a day off and it felt like a full-time job in itself, it stopped being fun very quickly.

 

Not at all what I imagined GTA:O to be when the first trailer dropped and I read the first previews. I envisioned a drop-in crime simulator and playground. What we got was something that looks and plays like a third-person shooter but has an underpinning of the worst kind of Ultima/WoW/Everquest MMORPG grindfest. If i'd known it was an MMORPG in GTA clothing I never would have bothered or got remotely excited.

 

I wanted to just be able to come in from work, unwind with a few interesting criminal themed missions (drug deals, robberies etc.) or maybe a single heist, cooperating (or competing) with other players, getting a decent amount of cash for it to further my character with in terms of weapons, ammo, equipment, vehicles, to make me better equipped for other more advanced missions. I feel like even games like Warframe have a better feeling of reward and progression than this - at least the repeated missions earn you a good pay and are fun as you're mostly shooting people.

 

GTAO is literally biased towards people who make it their life, or who can switch off and somehow be ok with very mindless and repetitive grinding fetch and carry quests.

/rant

Edited February 8, 2018 by Dexter_Raminus

[whywontyoulisten]

Haven't been round here in a long time. Every time I log into GTA:O to check out a new content update I get so disillusioned by the apparent core of the game which R* and many players seem to love for some reason...

 

That is: Everything costs tons of money>The only ways to get money are either pay real cash or some of the most mind-numbing MMORPG-style grinding ever.

 

I'm an adult with responsibilities; a full time job and other crap I have to do in my day. I do not have the time or the patience to have GTA:O on all day every day grinding out CEO/Biker/gunrunning/import-export/smuggler etc. crates or whatever, which is apparently what is necessary to get a decent amount of in-game money. I've read a bunch of the strats and guides, I even tried it once on a day off and it felt like a full-time job in itself, it stopped being fun very quickly.

 

Not at all what I imagined GTA:O to be when the first trailer dropped and I read the first previews. I envisioned a drop-in crime simulator and playground. What we got was something that looks and plays like a third-person shooter but has an underpinning of the worst kind of Ultima/WoW/Everquest MMORPG grindfest. If i'd known it was an MMORPG in GTA clothing I never would have bothered or got remotely excited.

 

I wanted to just be able to come in from work, unwind with a few interesting criminal themed missions (drug deals, robberies etc.) or maybe a single heist, cooperating (or competing) with other players, getting a decent amount of cash for it to further my character with in terms of weapons, ammo, equipment, vehicles, to make me better equipped for other more advanced missions. I feel like even games like Warframe have a better feeling of reward and progression than this - at least the repeated missions earn you a good pay and are fun as you're mostly shooting people.

 

GTAO is literally biased towards people who make it their life, or who can switch off and somehow be ok with very mindless and repetitive grinding fetch and carry quests.

/rant

Glitch then. There's a new dupe every week.

[flexcreator]

I'm an adult with responsibilities; a full time job and other crap I have to do in my day. I do not have the time or the patience to have GTA:O on all day every day grinding out CEO/Biker/gunrunning/import-export/smuggler etc. crates or whatever, which is apparently what is necessary to get a decent amount of in-game money. I've read a bunch of the strats and guides, I even tried it once on a day off and it felt like a full-time job in itself, it stopped being fun very quickly.

 

I feel you. However, you can limit yourself to just a few purchases per DLC.

 

Glitching is profitable and easy now, though. Sadly, the only way to enjoy the game now is to play it in way it wasn't designed to be played - never follow the objectives, never use the vehicles you are given, find shortcuts and exploits for missions. I personally feel satisfaction from finding new ways to trick the system.

[autofanatic]

 

 

What the f*ck is the point of the gun locker if it doesn't work during missions

The f*cking gun locker is another damn sh*t produced by rockstar, does it even f*cking work?

 

Well, yeah, in freeroam though. So, you know, totally worth the price to get one.

Got one, but I play missions.

[Irish45455]

 

They're kids. They're all kids.

 

You can't throw kids in prison.

Sure you can.

Just not in U.S.

While it's not like actual jail, there's juvenile hall. I got arrested when I was fifteen and that's where I got sent.

[Fireboy769]

 

 

They're kids. They're all kids.

 

You can't throw kids in prison.

Sure you can.

Just not in U.S.

While it's not like actual jail, there's juvenile hall. I got arrested when I was fifteen and that's where I got sent.Ummmm....

 

Not to be rude but we didn't need to know that, mate. I'm not even gonna ask why were you arrested.

 

 

OT: So I was with Wildbrick and he was lifting me (who was in a Stratum) in a Cargobob.

 

He tries putting me down and accidentally touches the roof of the car with the Cargobob.

 

The car explodes, killing me and my friend who was in the car (though weirdly enough it credits me as killing my friend and suiciding instead of Wildbrick killing the both of us)

Edited February 8, 2018 by Fireboy769

[Mach1bud]

^lol what's the big deal? People get arrested all the time. I have been twice. It's not uncommon or something that has to be kept a secret.

 

 

OT: The wait for the Hustler is killing me inside.

[Nyamber]

Can anyone explain to me just what the f*ck happened in this video. I couldn't fly the chopper, and then it just f*cking flies away on its own...

 

 

[Rafae]

^ Looks like your teammate's connection is from a third world country

[Ryancoke66]

If I'm playing contact missions and we're in the vote screen lobby and everyone picks free mode, but I pick random... Put me with another f*ckin group of ppl playing CM, not a f*ckin race or AM by myself smh wtf so stupid....

[tommyguns]

Nerf the Deluxos! I'm getting griefer after griefer killing me with 'em. Worst thing is that it'll cost me 20k if I dare destroy their cars. At least with the oppressors, they had to land after each boost which gave me a chance to the rider off. Also, if I really wanted to avoid an oppressor then I could just get a plane and fly over them. It's so stupid when I fly over an area in a plane, look behind me and see a dumb flying car following me. Either get rid of the missles or make it so that they're really cheap to destroy.

This. Like you say, you can shoot or knock oppressor riders off their meme bikes. I've killed dozens upon dozens of their riders, but only paid Insurance for destroying the bike a handful of times. Can't knock someone out of a deluxo though, shooting em out is tougher,and they don't need to land to recharge their flight ability.

 

The GR vehicles plus the deluxo and batmeme mobile...the insurance cost is disgusting. If they HAD to have an insurance fee, why not just a nominal 1000 like SR aircraft?

 

I quickly got to the point where I was sick of these idiots flying round spamming rockets at anything that moved, so now I hunt Marty mcfly wannabe's the same as I hunt Harry Potter wannabe's. If I see someone on the map going after a deluxo, I bounty the meme mobile so the player who destroys it, gets a small reward instead of a 20k bill.

 

Beyond freeroam, I posted a b&m about these things in CM's. Had another mission spoiled last night by one, grab your ballas, they just flew in spamming rockets like a thoughtless idiot aaannndd.....destroyed the objective.

 

Similar story for SO MANY other missions. These meme mobiles should never have been added to the game.

[-Silence*]

Me: I think I'll hit up a solo lobby to take some nice pictures of my Kamacho (specifically in the morning).

Mother nature: Lol no how about clouds and a thick fog all morning? No? Okay here you go anyways!

Me: Okay fine. I'll take some later in the afternoon.

Mother Nature: Nah fam. ITS GON RAIN!!

Me:

 

Next morning after it being clear all night:

 

Me: Sets up truck for a nice shot, wheels turned and all.

Mother Nature: How about a cloudy morning?

Me: Ehh I can deal with that.

NPC: Oh look a nice truck, better drive straight into it for no reason!

Me: FFFUUUUUUUU *RAGES*

[KazzMajol]

Love this damn game. Too much, really. But i finally thought of a couple pet peeves to complain about:

 

(sorry if these have been mentioned, but i didn't read all 1787 previous pages of B&M posts--just hoping maybe somebody from R* will see this and it'll get changed sometime)

 

#1. When i bring up the interaction menu and i'm trying to do something like start CEO work, or put on some body armor, or eat a snack, or invite specific players out of the lobby it is so incredibly annoying to NOT be able to read the menu because of the scrolling notifications that overlay it.... holy crap, just move the feed down below the menu. that drives me crazy and happens about 1,000 times every time i play.

 

#2: Can we PLEASE have the ability to send a CEO invite to players in MC's, already? Seems to work the other way around.

Edited February 8, 2018 by KazzMajol

[Sentinel Driver]

I hate ceos who invite people and then do easily soloable sh*t like stealing I/E cars

[Dburger]

Nerf the Deluxos! I'm getting griefer after griefer killing me with 'em. Worst thing is that it'll cost me 20k if I dare destroy their cars. At least with the oppressors, they had to land after each boost which gave me a chance to the rider off. Also, if I really wanted to avoid an oppressor then I could just get a plane and fly over them. It's so stupid when I fly over an area in a plane, look behind me and see a dumb flying car following me. Either get rid of the missles or make it so that they're really cheap to destroy.

 

You act like every person that actually owns one wants to grief/destroy you which couldn't be further from the truth. Leave my car (that I paid $4.7 million of my hard earned dollars for - yes, that's a sh*t ton of money) alone please. I value my Deluxo highly because of how much damn money I paid for it. It is not a f*cking "meme" car, and you f*cking deserve to pay $20,000 if you f*ck with it.

 

Edit: That'll be my B&M also. People unfairly branding all Deluxo owners as griefers that only bought their meme cars to mess with people.

Edited February 8, 2018 by Dburger

[Sentinel Driver]

I ALSO HATE ALL THOSE USELESS MASTS LITTERED AROUND THE f*ckING MAP!!!!! IT'S ALWAYS SO f*ckING PLEASANT TO CRASH YOUR AIRCRAFT INTO ONE WHEN IT'S LAGGY AND THE OBJECT HAS NOT EVEN LOADED IN YET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!