The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[No Homing]

Guy in deluxo using super speed glitch and under the map glitch.

Kill him while off radar

Apparently that makes me an 'absolute pussy'.

 

Ok then.

Makes sense?

[Sentinel Driver]

fix your god damn servers c*

[Handsome Jack]

Gotta love when you're like 100 meters away but when the ai blind fires all of their bullets are able to hit you

[M.K.N.]

Just found out that the Technical and Insurgent Pick-Up Customs have NO PROTECTION WHATSOEVER, even with bulletproof windows installed. The Half-Track, Armored Kuruma and the Duke O'Death are completely impenetrable yet I get easily killed by Terminator NPCs in a Technica/Insurgent? And I can't shoot with bulletproof windows installed inside yet they have no problem in shooting me dead?

 

Is R* really that chauvinistic in beefing the AI up to 400% to the point where their bullets can easily bypass fake bulletproof windows and be able to easily pick me (and pretty much other players) off? At this point, Free Aim is thrown completely out the window when really, the NPCs clearly never miss a single shot, no matter how fast they go (and don't get me started on blind-firing either), because why? R* doesn't give a single ounce of f***s on pissing off their consumers. They're just more than eager to gloat along while we have to suffer through the obviously-overpowered AI.

[Shadowfennekin]

Damn it,

Finally got a Surfer Crate van

WHY are those STILL a thing?!

I thought they were removed given how long it's been!

From practically Paleto Bay to the factory district....

[gtafan26]

Guy in deluxo using super speed glitch and under the map glitch.

Kill him while off radar

Apparently that makes me an 'absolute pussy'.

 

Ok then.

Makes sense?

I was told to STFU for calling out a wall breacher with a bounty, and I bet you are gonna be shocked to know that has soon as he was out the breach, he left the session, I know right!!

[Shadowfennekin]

Of course a special item spawns in a tryhard heavy session.

Nobody even wanted to join... so I couldn't support with my delightful Deluxo.

Just barely made it alive.

Wanted to avoid Ghosting, I only do that for Exports

[mmm chocolate]

ducking while driving is your friend if youre having troubles with AI accuracy.

 

 

 

 

ADDED B&M: I've already bought a MobileOperationsCenter , I don't need another email.

 

+ I shut down my WEED BUSINESS and I still get calls about having no supplies. f*ck off already

Edited February 7, 2018 by mmm chocolate

[-Silence*]

Gotta love when you're like 100 meters away but when the ai blind fires all of their bullets are able to hit you

 

Also gotta love getting killed (from full health) at 100+ meters with 3 pistol shots causing your character to get blown back like they just got hit point blank with a shotgun...

[autofanatic]

The Rockstar Game Service are unavaliable? f*cking kidding me? f*ck the rockstar's stupid servers and service sh*t, I just wanted to f*cking play the damn game.

[Dr.Rosenthal]

*sends player an innocent message*

*forbidden text*

 

ok then c*

Lol I hear ya. The other day complaining to my associate ”I hate these damn piece of sh*t dune buggies etc etc” *FORBIDDEN TEXT*

”I hate these stupid dune buggies” FORBIDDEN ”I dont like dune buggies” FORBIDDEN ”I dislike these particular vehicles” FORBIDDEN

 

”I dont like this lol”

 

*Your message has been sent*

 

Well that felt informative. Goddamn blanket statement.

 

Its f*cking, yes, f*cking (thanks GTAF for letting me use proper language) idiotic that this game has these restrictions. First of all there’s a thing called free speech, second of all the nature of the game is adult, third, as we all know it’s still possible to go with pu$$y-type rewrites. Also if I want I can always send a message while going to the players profile.

 

Its just silly.

[Partajeesus]

 

+ I shut down my WEED BUSINESS and I still get calls about having no supplies. f*ck off already

 

He wont call you if you shut down your business when you have at least on bar of supplies.

[TiberiusMcQueen]

 

 

+ I shut down my WEED BUSINESS and I still get calls about having no supplies. f*ck off already

 

He wont call you if you shut down your business when you have at least on bar of supplies.

 

Yeah, always make sure to do a resupply mission before shutting down a business.

[TheFroggmann]

Log in to "play" with my Commancho since I only had enough time to modify it before heading to work in the morning.

Walk out of the hangar summon my Commancho, admire it, notice I forgot to color the rims.

Fumbles with phone for a minute to bring up the iFruit app so I can color the stock rims.

Start driving towards LSC and...

 

 

Have to reboot my XBox before I can connect again...

 

BTW this thing is an off-roading BEAST!

Edited February 7, 2018 by TheFroggmann

[Sanches]

Commancho

Is there some kind of joke behind that, but that's a bit odd name for Kamacho.

[Handsome Jack]

Can R* honestly remove the sh*tty adversary modes like Rhino hunt and others sh*t made modes? Like stop f*cking adding the same modes with only a minor difference to it lazy assholes. Oh and get rid of those stupid ass adversary mode invites from Martin. First off who thought making a drug lord running a cartel like Martin the person to send you the invites to the stupid ass modes? What a piece of sh*t.

[Sentinel Driver]

Looks like Fleeca Job is bugged. When you arrive at Lester's factory in Lester's car you get stuck. You can't get out of the car or anything. f*cking C*

[Shadowfennekin]

Can R* honestly remove the sh*tty adversary modes like Rhino hunt and others sh*t made modes? Like stop f*cking adding the same modes with only a minor difference to it lazy assholes. Oh and get rid of those stupid ass adversary mode invites from Martin. First off who thought making a drug lord running a cartel like Martin the person to send you the invites to the stupid ass modes? What a piece of sh*t.

 

They should have added a new character~

sh*tface Mcgee

to spam you instead of Martin

Speaking of Martin.... I really wish they'd do something with him. They haven't done anything new with him since they stopped making contact missions! Lester's remained constant, Agent 14 came back for Gun Running and Doomsday, Lamar FINALLY returned for Lowriders.... and a Gerald appeared too, whatever that is.... Trevor had a Heist and is off doing Vinewood sh*t, Ron was in Heists and came back for Smuggler's Run.

But Martin never returned!

I'd love it if Martin has a role in some new update someday

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Looks like Fleeca Job is bugged. When you arrive at Lester's factory in Lester's car you get stuck. You can't get out of the car or anything. f*cking C*

Oh, that happens when you don't do the snake game sometimes

[Blasterman4EVER]

The f*cking Neon!!!!

Why did I not check to see if this thing would take a turbo?!?!?!?1


F*CCCKKKKK MYYYY LIFEEEE

Edited February 8, 2018 by Blasterman4EVER

[Sentinel Driver]

 

 

 

 

Looks like Fleeca Job is bugged. When you arrive at Lester's factory in Lester's car you get stuck. You can't get out of the car or anything. f*cking C*

Oh, that happens when you don't do the snake game sometimes

 

 

 

I did it, but still glitched out

[⁣V⁣]

I'm getting bored of the repetitive nature of the game again. I need more DLC again

Well you're in luck because

BREAKING NEWS: Take Two Interactive have just confirmed Rockstar will continue to support GTA Online with future updates

Sauce: https://t.co/NqAAdazq4K

And in other breaking news:

Water is Wet

Not like anyone should be surprised.

Still, new update on the 13th that they won't announce anything until the 8th or 9th.

That's March.

[PetrolCB]

Looks like Fleeca Job is bugged. When you arrive at Lester's factory in Lester's car you get stuck. You can't get out of the car or anything. f*cking C*

 

Could be a one-off. I did this twice earlier so my friend and I could change our teleport location, and it worked just fine.

[MrClownSocks]

I wish people would quit waisting my f*cking time and not quit out of the f*cking heist mission. OMFG

[Andromeda-J]

this is kinda online B&M.

Online updates keep ruining singleplayer modding, after 2 months my favourite mod (Grand Theft Space) still dont work with doomsday version of game and there are more mods that have no way to keep up with updates that change the game, worst part is the updates are forced if you want to sometimes play online too. And they already plan to bring out next game breaker next month, this crap makes me want to buy steam version of game as well just for my mods to work and keep game on september update FFS.

Edited February 8, 2018 by ACM-Jan

[Blasterman4EVER]

They're kids. They're all kids.

You can't throw kids in prison.

[Fireboy769]

The f*cking Neon!!!!

 

Why did I not check to see if this thing would take a turbo?!?!?!?1

 

 

F*CCCKKKKK MYYYY LIFEEEE

It's a electric car. It can't do a Turbo Upgrade like the Voltic (though if it's a Electric Car, why can it take Transmission Upgrades?)

[Mach1bud]

 

The f*cking Neon!!!!

 

Why did I not check to see if this thing would take a turbo?!?!?!?1

 

 

F*CCCKKKKK MYYYY LIFEEEE

It's a electric car. It can't do a Turbo Upgrade like the Voltic (though if it's a Electric Car, why can it take Transmission Upgrades?)

 

 

Electric cars still have transmissions/transaxles, they just are very different than regular cars. Obviously not made for changing gears, but still transmit the power from the electric motor out to the wheels.

 

Not sure how one would go about upgrading one lol, idk maybe changing the final drive gear (ring and pinion on a normal car) could be possible.

[JakeSmooth]

Nerf the Deluxos! I'm getting griefer after griefer killing me with 'em. Worst thing is that it'll cost me 20k if I dare destroy their cars. At least with the oppressors, they had to land after each boost which gave me a chance to the rider off. Also, if I really wanted to avoid an oppressor then I could just get a plane and fly over them. It's so stupid when I fly over an area in a plane, look behind me and see a dumb flying car following me. Either get rid of the missles or make it so that they're really cheap to destroy.

[Handsome Jack]

What the f*ck is the point of the gun locker if it doesn't work during missions

[Handsome Jack]

They should have added a new character~

 

sh*tface Mcgee

to spam you instead of Martin

Speaking of Martin.... I really wish they'd do something with him. They haven't done anything new with him since they stopped making contact missions! Lester's remained constant, Agent 14 came back for Gun Running and Doomsday, Lamar FINALLY returned for Lowriders.... and a Gerald appeared too, whatever that is.... Trevor had a Heist and is off doing Vinewood sh*t, Ron was in Heists and came back for Smuggler's Run.

But Martin never returned!

I'd love it if Martin has a role in some new update someday

Nah just make it where no one invites you to anything. Back in beginning of gtao you didn't get spammed with invites to try those versus modes if you wanted to play them you'd have to go to the menu and select the one you wanted to play thats how it should've been in the f*cking first place. No f*cking stupid ass invites. That message "newest adversary mode" that you get every single time you log on would've been the only thing that would've been fine rather than getting spammed with invites

Edited February 8, 2018 by THC