The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[Vercetti27]

anyone else have the problem where your rockstar social club feed is no longer showing new snapmatic uploads? i can find them when i go in to view them specifically but the actual feed doesn't update? a bit strange

[WildBrick142]

This bullsh*t.

 

 

 

Also, normally I have to run around the circle for a good 10 minutes (exaggeration) before it decides to let me into a property, but when this happens it's instant.

 

[EkaSwede]

I hate the f*cking fog in this game, every time im doing a sale its gotta either rain or become all f*cking foggy

 

like look at this sh*t I almost went into the ocean

 

 

Oh, just wait until next time there's snow (before Christmas and stuff) and get one of the dodo sales during snow. At night. Enjoy.

 

On the other hand, during snow there seem to e very little waves. The Boat sale at Gordo Lighthouse becomes so much easier. Freaking 1st to 2nd checkpoint is nigh impossible to make sometimes. Too far apart!

Edited February 5, 2018 by EkaSwede

[Guest]

f*ck griefers/tryhards who leave the instant a player poses a challenge.

[tommyguns]

Deluxo's in contact missions!!!!

 

I am so sick of these rocket spamming morons destroying mission objectives.

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

f*ck griefers/tryhards who leave the instant a player poses a challenge.

Nah m8, the Sticky Bomb spam of death looping, f*ck that, I always laugh like a maniac when I get a confirmed kill on one of these f*cks doing this death loop sh*te, they get so f*cking triggered when you do.

[PetrolCB]

It doesnt affect me, I know, but all of these director mode glitched outfits are f*cking stupid looking. I have no idea why people enjoy that sh*t. You look like a defective, who was left inside a changing room full of clothes nobody returned to the rack.

[Handsome Jack]

It doesnt affect me, I know, but all of these director mode glitched outfits are f*cking stupid looking. I have no idea why people enjoy that sh*t. You look like a defective, who was left inside a changing room full of clothes nobody returned to the rack.

Exactly like what is the point of that? It offers no cool outfits whatsoever just a bunch of bullsh*t. I guess they like the fact of looking retarded.

[Sentinel Driver]

Does anyone normal play this game anymore? All I've seen today is rebreather retards running around and killing people and blowing themselves up when they get shot once

 

Joker cosplayers are cancerous too. Usually they are kids who want to be tryhards but they suck so bad that they can't even succeed at that. The little kills they get come from using op meme vehicles such as deluxos against unsuspecting low ranks but as soon as they meet a more skilled player or they're dragged out of their meme vehicle they're totally f*cked. They're dumb as hell and should be avoided at all costs

Edited February 6, 2018 by Sentinel Driver

[PetrolCB]

Does anyone normal play this game anymore? All I've seen today is rebreather retards running around and killing people and blowing themselves up when they get shot once

 

Nope. Happy New Years, Sentinel. Hope you like crap.

[CrysisAverted]

GTA Online is realistic

Its considered realistic for a round strong enough to ragdoll your ass to be survivable

 

Me and my buddy get attacked by some scrub

he thinks hes got the advantage because hes higher up

what a fool I always have the high ground

takes 2 explosive rounds from each of us to kill his ragdollling ass

Edited February 6, 2018 by CrysisAverted

[Non Funkable Token]

It doesnt affect me, I know, but all of these director mode glitched outfits are f*cking stupid looking. I have no idea why people enjoy that sh*t. You look like a defective, who was left inside a changing room full of clothes nobody returned to the rack.

 

Which outfits are these? The ones that look like a chess board? They're good to identify retards.

[G U M M I]

I finally caved in and bought a facility yesterday, in Paleto bay too, cause that's where my yacht and house is. Someone please tell me I didn't pick the worst location ever. Tell me that every prep mission isn't in the city all of the time. Tell me I don't have to drive/fly all the way around the map endlessly.

 

I did the Deluxo prep mission, working by myself. It was hell on earth in mission form. Having to drive one Deluxo all the way back to Paleto bay was enough, the NPCs with their cereal box driver's licenses were enough to make me quit almost. I decide to get my cargobob. Flying three cars back to back, climbing mountains at snails pace, I finally got the prep done. I hadn't even been playing for an hour and I already felt turned off. That's it, I quit. I basically spent $2M on a f*cking underground house. It has nice lighting to take pictures and sh*t, and not having to drive cross country for snacks, but other than that, it's a waste of money.

 

 

RIP to Lone Wolves. 2013-2016

[Tonguegirl]

Crew pus*ies, 'nuff said.

 

"1v1 on beach noob".

 

I was already having a 1v1 with one of your gentleman friends, but you and your pet decided it was an unfair fight so both of you came at me with jets. Then had the audacity to challenge me to a 1v1.

 

SMH

[Handsome Jack]

God damn it f*cking rapid fire garbage f*ck act 3 pisses me off man if there was some god mode glitch i'd use it and then do the finale and then just beat every one of those stupid clones to death. Yeah try that rapid fire sh*t now ya f*ck

[PetrolCB]

 

It doesnt affect me, I know, but all of these director mode glitched outfits are f*cking stupid looking. I have no idea why people enjoy that sh*t. You look like a defective, who was left inside a changing room full of clothes nobody returned to the rack.

Which outfits are these? The ones that look like a chess board? They're good to identify retards.

 

All of them.

[Handsome Jack]

Thats right speed away you stupid f*ck

 

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

 

It doesnt affect me, I know, but all of these director mode glitched outfits are f*cking stupid looking. I have no idea why people enjoy that sh*t. You look like a defective, who was left inside a changing room full of clothes nobody returned to the rack.

Exactly like what is the point of that? It offers no cool outfits whatsoever just a bunch of bullsh*t. I guess they like the fact of looking retarded.

 

I'd do it for knee high boots with jeans, but.....MEH

 

Like Real talk, it's so hopelessly complex and risky as f*ck to do, and just seems like a general pain in the ass to do, it's not worth it.

Edited February 6, 2018 by Suzuki Azure Vulpine

[Xiled]

God damn it f*cking rapid fire garbage f*ck act 3 pisses me off man if there was some god mode glitch i'd use it and then do the finale and then just beat every one of those stupid clones to death. Yeah try that rapid fire sh*t now ya f*ck

Isn't it ironic that rockstar patched the god mode glitches people were using in the doomsday heist, but keep the game breaking enemy rapid fire bug in. But don't worry if you go for criminal mastermind, it could reset randomly so be careful. lol

Edited February 6, 2018 by Xiled

[Black Terminator]

I tried to tell this random that I was stuck in a glitch in Sawmill Survival and the word glitch was a bad word. What the f*ck is that? What is so bad about that word? It wouldn't surprise me one bit with how this game is headed.

[lll-H-I-M-lll]

Crew pus*ies, 'nuff said.

 

"1v1 on beach noob".

 

I was already having a 1v1 with one of your gentleman friends, but you and your pet decided it was an unfair fight so both of you came at me with jets. Then had the audacity to challenge me to a 1v1.

 

SMH

This is why i savagely attack them with a tank first. Otr then ghost then passive send lzzzzzz message wait a few minutes repeat.

Let them get real angry and go ghosted and await orbital strike while sat in my moc. Teleport too appartment send message ''750k loss no kill 4 u lzzzz''

[Rabid Vulpix]

Waking up to see Motor Wars as the 2x, more PvP crap I'm tired of.

[Handsome Jack]

 

God damn it f*cking rapid fire garbage f*ck act 3 pisses me off man if there was some god mode glitch i'd use it and then do the finale and then just beat every one of those stupid clones to death. Yeah try that rapid fire sh*t now ya f*ck

Isn't it ironic that rockstar patched the god mode glitches people were using in the doomsday heist, but keep the game breaking enemy rapid fire bug in. But don't worry if you go for criminal mastermind, it could reset randomly so be careful. lol

 

Yup, its game breaking and whats there answer to old game breaking bugs? "We're to laz- I mean we can't mess with old code cause like its so hard lol" come to think of it, wouldn't the Pac standard armored kuruma garage glitch that got patched a while ago be considered old code? Since it was part of the old heists.

[Dr.Rosenthal]

I f*cking hate getting the 4 Dune FAV delivery when selling bunker product. Just sayin.

 

Those f*cking cars get stuck everywhere, you have to travel across the map like some nutcase, and youve got 15 minutes. Great.

 

I usually only get the help from 1 friend and its usually fine. Except when these FAV pieces of sh*t enter the picture. B&m out.

[Rabid Vulpix]

What is the point of even making crappy vehicles like the RCV and Chernobog available to buy? I have both and they are a huge waste of cash. Not only do you have to be stationary to use the Chernobog, but the missiles only fire four at a time and take way too long to reload. You also can't use any weapons while inside and it takes too long to lock on. Even if you could fire 20+ rockets at a time it would still suck. There are also all those useless heist vehicles that nobody uses like the titan, boxville, mule, journey, and buses.

 

Because not everyone cares/focuses only about having the most overpowered weaponized vehicle in the game.

Edited February 6, 2018 by Foreverpast

[Boozey St John]

Playing in lobby with 3 players. Everyone doing their own thing.

 

f*cking try hard comes in, again, everyone doing their own thing.

 

Decide to do MC contract- try hard and his 'associate' blows me up then KICKS ME from the session.

 

I can't with these kids anymore.

 

The salt is real right now.

Edited February 6, 2018 by ReadyerrNot

[Sentinel Driver]

I'm getting bored of the repetitive nature of the game again. I need more DLC again

[Arrows to Athens]

I'm getting bored of the repetitive nature of the game again. I need more DLC again

But then you'll get bored of that DLC, and that DLC will become repetitive, and so on, etc.

[Tupiz]

I'm getting bored of the repetitive nature of the game again. I need more DLC again

Just stop playing. Worked for me.

 

I came here because I wanted to say that I was hyped for the yet-to-be-released drip feed vehicles... two months ago. The drip feed is absolutely pointless, it only makes me lose interest in this game.

 

If I was to choose, Id just kill the game and move on to new projects. Its been almost 5 years of milking and nothing significant from Rockstar.

[Sentinel Driver]

*sends player an innocent message*

*forbidden text*

 

ok then c*