The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[Black Terminator]

I hate the f*cking fog in this game, every time im doing a sale its gotta either rain or become all f*cking foggy

 

like look at this sh*t I almost went into the ocean

 

That's got to be a ultimate bummer or troll sh*t that Rockstar trying to pull on you.

 

They tried that sh*t on me when it was snow season last year on New Years Eve. I almost went through the ocean due to it being dark and whatnot.

[Cackling Jack]

I hate the f*cking fog in this game, every time im doing a sale its gotta either rain or become all f*cking foggy

 

like look at this sh*t I almost went into the ocean

 

Nice save though! I usually fly into bill boards.

[TendouJigoku]

Joined a lobby with only 2 low level randoms in it.

 

I noticed that my coke factory had 2 bars of stock filled (worth around $84k but can go up to $126k if sold in the city) so I thought it would be a good time to sell since I was gonna do it solo and was certain that I will be able to outrun 2 other randoms had I been provided with a bike or a plane.

 

Then the game decided to be funny and gave me with a slow and sluggish Post Op van. Fine, maybe I was unlucky. I decided to push my luck by proceeding with the sale anyway, hoping that those 2 randoms will leave me alone. Besides, their location was quite far from mine.

 

My God, I was wrong. Dead wrong. They quickly came after my van and then teamed up to crush it with homing RPG. $126k worth of coke stocks gone in an instant.

 

Screw those slow and sluggish Post Op vans. Lesson learned. I'll be sure to quickly close the game if I happened to be in the same situation again in the future.

 

I do hope that the amount of money those 2 randoms got for blowing up my stocks was enough to at least cover their homing RPG ammo's cost.

Edited February 4, 2018 by TendouJigoku

[ntinoskonsta]

You know, if Rockstar did a nanosecond's worth of playtesting, many of the gaping holes in GTAO's gameplay wouldn't be there. They think a game riddled with inconveniences and bad coding decisions is fine because tryhards buy stinky fishcards by the million.

 

Oh how I wish we were given $1 every time we fail to connect to a session...

[Fireboy769]

 

 

"Session you're trying to join is full, want to join a que?"

Why the hell does the game even ask if you want to be in a Que anyway?

I fprgot the two ue after, didn't I?

 

Yes i did.

[Sentinel Driver]

What is it with me joining a random heist and always getting fleeca scopeout on f*cking normal?

[Kyoto]

Oh boy, I can't wait to sell my crates worth $337,500 in this solo public session.

 

Ten drop offs in the Cuban 800 for the third time today. Still can't kill my vibe. Get two drop-offs and make my way to another one. Suddenly, after delivering the crate over the drop-zone...

 

It doesn't register. And so all eight other drop-offs were bugged. The other eight crates dropped but the game never registered them. Even after making the final drop, the storage bay is open- a sign that I've sold all the cargo. But the game doesn't want to give me my money.

 

Land the plane on the highway in Chumash. RPG out (Today I learned it can take about 5 to 6 RPG shots) and blow the thing to oblivion. "No cargo sold" or something like that. Unplugged my game before it saved. Logged in a few minutes later and thankfully I had worth $318,750 left in my warehouse. Get the Cuban 800 sell again but it works out this time.

 

Spent the rest of my free time in San Francisco after that. I have a feeling this won't be the last time I encounter bugs like this.

[Sentinel Driver]

God damn all these deluxos make me miss jet griefers. Atleast killing them was free!

And can you f*cking idiots at c* fix the glitch where aircraft get taken out in 1 shot from the homing launcher even the avenger. The homing launcher is already the most cancerous hand held weapon in the game. The last thing we need is a damage buff to it

Edited February 4, 2018 by Sentinel Driver

[StangOne50]

Oh boy, I can't wait to sell my crates worth $337,500 in this solo public session.

 

Ten drop offs in the Cuban 800 for the third time today. Still can't kill my vibe. Get two drop-offs and make my way to another one. Suddenly, after delivering the crate over the drop-zone...

 

It doesn't register. And so all eight other drop-offs were bugged. The other eight crates dropped but the game never registered them. Even after making the final drop, the storage bay is open- a sign that I've sold all the cargo. But the game doesn't want to give me my money.

 

Land the plane on the highway in Chumash. RPG out (Today I learned it can take about 5 to 6 RPG shots) and blow the thing to oblivion. "No cargo sold" or something like that. Unplugged my game before it saved. Logged in a few minutes later and thankfully I had worth $318,750 left in my warehouse. Get the Cuban 800 sell again but it works out this time.

 

Spent the rest of my free time in San Francisco after that. I have a feeling this won't be the last time I encounter bugs like this.

I started sending vids to r every time i get screwed by a bug and its been paying off. The other day i got 2 phantom wedges for a full bunker sale. One of them spawned in on its side and was not enterable. I sent the vid to r and they gave me the full 1050000. Ofcourse i just switched lobbies and completed the sale so i ended up with a cool 2 mill for that. f*ck them if they work in support they should know their own game. Besides 1 mill barely makes up for all the times i been screwed Edited February 4, 2018 by StangOne50

[Nerfgoth]

Oh boy, I can't wait to sell my crates worth $337,500 in this solo public session.

 

Ten drop offs in the Cuban 800 for the third time today. Still can't kill my vibe. Get two drop-offs and make my way to another one. Suddenly, after delivering the crate over the drop-zone...

 

It doesn't register. And so all eight other drop-offs were bugged. The other eight crates dropped but the game never registered them. Even after making the final drop, the storage bay is open- a sign that I've sold all the cargo. But the game doesn't want to give me my money.

 

Land the plane on the highway in Chumash. RPG out (Today I learned it can take about 5 to 6 RPG shots) and blow the thing to oblivion. "No cargo sold" or something like that. Unplugged my game before it saved. Logged in a few minutes later and thankfully I had worth $318,750 left in my warehouse. Get the Cuban 800 sell again but it works out this time.

 

Spent the rest of my free time in San Francisco after that. I have a feeling this won't be the last time I encounter bugs like this.

And thats why I never sell crates solo!

So I toke some screen shoots when I send it to R* support and got compensated!

[nkaujrog]

This will be my first and last time joinin' a heist with a random squeaker.. to hear him say, "HEY! DON'T MESS UP ON THE HACKING, OK? DON'T MESS UP!"

 

Then comes the finale.. he decided to jump into the passenger seat and ends up hacking (we're doin' the Fleeca job, by the way).. for the next 5 minutes all I hear is, "OMGGGG.. THIS IS SO f*ckING HARD! (SIGHS) (GRUNTING IN FRUSTRATION) (YELLING AT HIS MOM/SISTER THAT HE CAN HACK THIS)"

 

Only to find out that he just passed the 2nd puzzle... here comes the 3rd.. "ARE YOU FREAKING SERIOUS?? THIS IS HARDER THAN THE SECOND ONE!"

 

And here my screen pops up the window telling me that I have 13 minutes idle time left before I get kicked.. *facepalm*

[Guest]

Nothing like being respawned on a mountain with jets around you. Can't walk up, can't walk down, can't call a vehicle, can't respawn elsewhere. Might as well be trapped in a cage by cheaters.

[PetrolCB]

Nothing like being respawned on a mountain with jets around you. Can't walk up, can't walk down, can't call a vehicle, can't respawn elsewhere. Might as well be trapped in a cage by cheaters.

 

Or you could just click start and find new session.

[Slonitram]

What's with people leaving our team even when we're winning? Leaving because you're losing is one thing, but when you leave because your team is winning is something that just has no logical explanation.

[Shadowfennekin]

If you name yourself after Logan Paul, you deserve to get everything you do ruined in FR.

 

What's with people leaving our team even when we're winning? Leaving because you're losing is one thing, but when you leave because your team is winning is something that just has no logical explanation.

I know,

Most the time that ends up turning the tide and making the winning team the losing team cause they get outnumbered. Cause strangely enough, that's the one time losers don't seem to rage quit.

I've rage quit plenty during Hardest Target though despite winning, cause it's mostly just kill, die, kill, die, kill, die repeated over and over and gets boring if both teams have even footing

[-Silence*]

Did C* mess with the I/E cooldown timer or is it just me? I used to be able to sell a car, do haulage, source a car and then sell it again with very little cooldown time (like under 45 seconds). Now I do the same thing and always have between 5 - 8 mins of cooldown left?

 

Also for the second or third day in a row I've gotten nothing but long drives for bringing cars to my warehouse and delivery (just had 4 in a row to Tongva hills). Kinda frustrating.

[Shadowfennekin]

Sat around in a semi-empty session for a whole 30 minutes waiting for a level 10 to leave.

If they didn't have access to things like the Homing Launcher, which is basically a poor man's rpg then I'd have made the sale while he was around. But why risk leaving two trucks or planes behind for him to blow up? Last time I gave a low level the benefit of the doubt, it bit me in the ass. Wasn't taking that chance again.

 

I tried inviting him to my org after each VIP work, and me killing him a few times for defending my yacht... but he kept ignoring the invites. Even offered to host act 1 Doomsday if he helped me, he still denied.

I wasn't going to do any crate work afterwards, I planned on taking a small break if tuesday's event week is any good. I was going to just do VIP work afterwards, and help him make some easy money since we were all alone.

 

It was annoying waiting for him to leave! Every second I was paranoid it would fill back up and I'd have to go search for another.

My Xbox struggles to connect to the internet for a bit after turning on occasionally so I'm NOT doing that NAT trick.

[NoUnicodeCharacters]

What is the point of even making crappy vehicles like the RCV and Chernobog available to buy? I have both and they are a huge waste of cash. Not only do you have to be stationary to use the Chernobog, but the missiles only fire four at a time and take way too long to reload. You also can't use any weapons while inside and it takes too long to lock on. Even if you could fire 20+ rockets at a time it would still suck. There are also all those useless heist vehicles that nobody uses like the titan, boxville, mule, journey, and buses.

[gtafan26]

What is the point of even making crappy vehicles like the RCV and Chernobog available to buy?

Shark Cards is the best answer to this question.

[Picklez]

 

Don't wait for one, make one. Plenty of guides out there for all platforms.

 

 

This.

 

Anyone selling stuff in a populated lobby deserves everything coming to them. Only this morning I relieved someone of the ETR they kindly stole and drove back to my I/O warehouse for me, "Akula'd" three tug boats and destroyed a couple of unattended Brickades outside someone's large warehouse.

Yeah man, peddle those shark cards for Rockstar. It's exactly what they want their prized pigs doing after all.

Edited February 5, 2018 by Picklez

[dino722]

Bunker source crate, exit my bunker to jump on buzzard, as soon as I start taking off homing launcher starts beeping!! Turn right around and pull up just to see a jet pack spamming rockets at me, he misses all of them and I land one on him by luck...20k insurance...great.

Piracy prevention, some random decides he will grief me instead of capturing the f*cking yacht and play the game as intended...shoot him down and now the ods have turned, its me griefing him on the beach with explosive ammo...players are voting to kick you and probably I got reported, so at this point im starting to get sick of randoms.

Get to I/E warehouse, just to see the laptop and if any cone colections, come back out and instantly killed. Now im pist, I became the most trashiest player in the lobby, spaming ghost, OTR, jet griefing, EWO, passive abuse, rockets spamming, BST...

Finally end up in a lobby on my own but to tired to anything else.

f*ckING FREEROAM

[Hécate-II]

 

Nothing like being respawned on a mountain with jets around you. Can't walk up, can't walk down, can't call a vehicle, can't respawn elsewhere. Might as well be trapped in a cage by cheaters.

Or you could just click start and find new session.

Or pull off phone and join random heist, quit the random heist, and respawn in LS. Actually works if you're caged and in mission.

[Sentinel Driver]

 

What is the point of even making crappy vehicles like the RCV and Chernobog available to buy?

Shark Cards is the best answer to this question.

 

But why would people buy shark cards to get crappy vehicles. Why doesn't c* make overpowered vehicles so

 

1. more people want them and thus buy shark cards to get them

2. overpowered vehicles can be used to blow up business cargo and spawn kills trying to make money in free roam. Harder to earn money in-game translates into shark cards

 

Everyone is happy? (by everyone I mean greedy investors at take-two and greasy tryhards and griefers who have new op weapons)

[UncleScrooge]

Spend all weekend filling up a large warehouse... tried to sell it. This happened:

 

[ALifeOfMisery]

What's with people leaving our team even when we're winning? Leaving because you're losing is one thing, but when you leave because your team is winning is something that just has no logical explanation.

I played a match over the weekend where I noticed this. The team I was on ended up losing. All I could put it down to was k/d protection. The two players who left were on a winning team and getting paid well but were also getting killed far more often than they were killing others. As they weren't particularly low levels, this was the only reason I could think of.

[Forza Harrd]

 

 

What is the point of even making crappy vehicles like the RCV and Chernobog available to buy?

Shark Cards is the best answer to this question.

 

But why would people buy shark cards to get crappy vehicles. Why doesn't c* make overpowered vehicles so

 

1. more people want them and thus buy shark cards to get them

2. overpowered vehicles can be used to blow up business cargo and spawn kills trying to make money in free roam. Harder to earn money in-game translates into shark cards

 

Everyone is happy? (by everyone I mean greedy investors at take-two and greasy tryhards and griefers who have new op weapons)

 

 

Uh, they do make OP vehicles. They also happen to make crappy vehicles like the RCV and Chernobog lol.

 

See, if all the vehicles were OP, they wouldn't be OP anymore. They'd be balanced. You have to have crap for contrast.

 

Spend all weekend filling up a large warehouse... tried to sell it. This happened:

 

 

Omg that's when I unplug my internet asap.

[Boozey St John]

I am so freaking tired of this over the top nonsense. We started as two-bit criminals, bank robbers, then we became CEO's, MC Presidents, drug manufacturers/distributors, arms dealer/smugglers, now we've saved the goddamn world with jet packs and flying cars.

 

Can we please just have a normal dlc? Nightclubs, "dating", personal drivers (because somehow that never made it in.. is that too over the top?!).

 

Perhaps a "High Life/Night Life" dlc?

 

Simple but fun activities. Nothing that requires me to shoot a player in the face every 3 seconds.

 

(Edit: Apologies if this is the wrong thread.)

Edited February 5, 2018 by ReadyerrNot

[Fathead4A]

tfw your office secretary tells you there is a special crate available, so you spend $27,000 to go get it, and there are 4 vans you have to fly over to find which one has the special crate, and your whole map is full of people in jets and on Oppressors, and you don't find the crate until you FINALLY get to the 4th and final van, and then drive it all the way across the map, and you're going to sell it for a $73,000 profit, and someone blows it up a few blocks before you deliver it to your warehouse, and you wasted almost 20 minutes on this stupid thing and you're out $27,000 and that asshole who blew you up only got $2,000 for being an asshole. I love it. this game is so much fun. i enjoy playing it, really. i'm having a good time right now.

[TheFroggmann]

Driving 6 f*cking miles only for it to be a police sting then after killing all the stupid pigs I gotta drive another 5 miles f*ck off

 

Easy, you'll know it's a sting if Lester doesn't say "In the back of a truck".

 

As for the cops. Once you get there, destroy the parked "undercover" crown vic with the cops in it. If it's at night it'll be the one with the headlights on. Once those OTR tuds are destroyed call lester and get the bikes to the drop-off.

 

Extra tip: you can drop off even if you have a wanted level. If you know where the corona is, just ride the bike there and get off of it.

[TheFroggmann]

I hate the f*cking fog in this game, every time im doing a sale its gotta either rain or become all f*cking foggy

 

like look at this sh*t I almost went into the ocean

 

 

 

At least it actually spawned in for you....