The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[Slonitram]

Rockstar needs to run an IQ test on the GTAO player base. It's becoming difficult to believe that so many players in this game can be dumb enough to make you question their sanity.

[Mrs. Buzz]

I'm tired of this f*cking rain simulator. Every time I want to go outside, every time I join a new session, every time I turn on the damn game, it has to f*cking rain?

 

Who likes driving in the rain? Who likes getting wet? Who likes sliding all over the place to avoid spastic drivers? No one.

 

I can deal with rain in a video game, maybe only once or twice in the same week, but every goddamn day? Ridiculous. Have been wanting to rant about this forever but it never made me this anxious.

I stopped my activities - activate my "picture mode" and hope for thunder and flashes tbh. Rain is fun, rain is drift. Maybe try that

[Geisterfaust]

Rain is quite funny on ultra setting on PC though. And since I prefer my cars a bit loose in the rear it's not that bad. However, we can only see non-mission scripted rain during daylight and I can't understand why. Deliver EMP drive is fantastic experience in V12 Schafter.

[Gridl0k]

LA annual rainfall = 11 inches

Deserts' annual rainfall (by definition) = less than 10 inches

 

GTA Seattle confirmed.

[Arrows to Athens]

I'm tired of this f*cking rain simulator. Every time I want to go outside, every time I join a new session, every time I turn on the damn game, it has to f*cking rain?

 

Who likes driving in the rain? Who likes getting wet? Who likes sliding all over the place to avoid spastic drivers? No one.

 

I can deal with rain in a video game, maybe only once or twice in the same week, but every goddamn day? Ridiculous. Have been wanting to rant about this forever but it never made me this anxious.

I know, right? This isn't Scotland, Cockstar!

[whywontyoulisten]

Is it just me or are Trackify/multiple signal crate missions turning up north of the Alamo a lot more than they used to? Driving Speedos and Surfers from Paleto Bay/Grapeseed et al. isn't fun.

[Sentinel Driver]

C* just can't make their servers work. Constantly getting kicked to the worthless single player when finishing heist setups

[Shadowfennekin]

My f*cking god!

I was delivering the second crate to the warehouse and was literally only a mile away and I got a f*cking unknown network error!

What am I collecting crates too fast for your liking, C*? Just trying to get in the last 20 and sell them before Tuesday

[gtafan26]

Rockstar needs to run an IQ test on the GTAO player base. It's becoming difficult to believe that so many players in this game can be dumb enough to make you question their sanity.

Oh no, it is pretty damn believable.

[Professional Amateur]

 

Worst. Buzzard. Spawn. Ever.

[Sentinel Driver]

Stand your ground is a piece of sh*t. It pays sh*t, takes way too long to complete and 99% when you see it being played it's some tryhard looking to pick a fight. I saw some "xXx_NoCrying_xXx" or wtf was this tryhard's name start it. He kept killing people and ewoing unti someone got a kill on him. He immediately quit the game and started spamming invites to some sh*tty deathmatch

[CrysisAverted]

Stand your ground is a piece of sh*t. It pays sh*t, takes way too long to complete and 99% when you see it being played it's some tryhard looking to pick a fight. I saw some "xXx_NoCrying_xXx" or wtf was this tryhard's name start it. He kept killing people and ewoing unti someone got a kill on him. He immediately quit the game and started spamming invites to some sh*tty deathmatch

 

lol what a fa-*censored*

[aFinn]

 

Worst. Buzzard. Spawn. Ever.

 

I think I got you beat?

 

 

 

 

This one is the same as you had, but so deep into the building it wouldn't start:

 

This wasn't ideal either:

Edited February 4, 2018 by aFinn

[CrysisAverted]

O U T P L A Y E D

 

[Fireboy769]

2 things

 

One: tried doing Fully Loaded today. Keyword being "Tried". I swear I'm pretty sure the Ruiner would always get stuck on purpose whenever I use the Jump because it sure felt like it. Then I just called it quits and left when it decides to get stuck with no way to get it unstuck and with little time.

 

Two: Why the hell am I probabky the only person in the entire forums who gets no help with Duping? Like what the hell I've been waiting 5 stinkin days for somebody to respond to at least one of my requests and the ONE guy who DOES respond to the request ends up seemingly backing out of duping at the last minute. C'mon! How hard is it for a guy to get some Worn Dark Red/Seawash Lowriders around here before the glitch gets patched?!

 

At this point, I'm giving up. I'm pretty sure the glitch will get patched tommorrow and I can look back at this and remember this as a huge waste of time and money.

Edited February 4, 2018 by Fireboy769

[FukNRekd]

 

 

Worst. Buzzard. Spawn. Ever.

 

I think I got you beat?

 

 

 

 

This one is the same as you had, but so deep into the building it wouldn't start:

 

This wasn't ideal either:

 

 

zOMG.

 

Tears from LOLing so hard.

 

2 things

 

One: tried doing Fully Loaded today. Keyword being "Tried". I swear I'm pretty sure the Ruiner would always get stuck on purpose whenever I use the Jump because it sure felt like it. Then I just called it quits and left when it decides to get stuck with no way to get it unstuck and with little time.

 

Two: Why the hell am I probabky the only person in the entire forums who gets no help with Duping? Like what the hell I've been waiting 5 stinkin days for somebody to respond to at least one of my requests and the ONE guy who DOES respond to the request ends up seemingly backing out of duping at the last minute. C'mon! How hard is it for a guy to get some Worn Dark Red/Seawash Lowriders around here before the glitch gets patched?!

 

At this point, I'm giving up. I'm pretty sure the glitch will get patched tommorrow and I can look back at this and remember this as a huge waste of time and money.

 

Wow. I'm not sure what to say. Do these people owe you something or are you asking for, err, um... expecting I mean demanding this help for free?

 

Heaven forbid they have something IRL to do.

[Fireboy769]

 

2 things

 

One: tried doing Fully Loaded today. Keyword being "Tried". I swear I'm pretty sure the Ruiner would always get stuck on purpose whenever I use the Jump because it sure felt like it. Then I just called it quits and left when it decides to get stuck with no way to get it unstuck and with little time.

 

Two: Why the hell am I probabky the only person in the entire forums who gets no help with Duping? Like what the hell I've been waiting 5 stinkin days for somebody to respond to at least one of my requests and the ONE guy who DOES respond to the request ends up seemingly backing out of duping at the last minute. C'mon! How hard is it for a guy to get some Worn Dark Red/Seawash Lowriders around here before the glitch gets patched?!

 

At this point, I'm giving up. I'm pretty sure the glitch will get patched tommorrow and I can look back at this and remember this as a huge waste of time and money.

Wow. I'm not sure what to say. Do these people owe you something or are you asking for, err, um... expecting I mean demanding this help for free?

 

Heaven forbid they have something IRL to do.

Hey, i mean this always happens whenever I need help with something. Everybody (not on these forums, obviously) expects me to help them but GOD FORBID that the other way around happens, because as soon as I'm the one wanting the help, you bet your sweet ass no one's ever gonna respond to that call for help. Seriously, it's always like this. Can never catch a break.

 

I need a drink. I'm just really salty right now since I wasted a whole day waiting for this guy.

Edited February 4, 2018 by Fireboy769

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

*Loads in*
f*cking Fin...

*Black Screen because reasons*
*Angry and Annoyed Fox Gekkering*

Edited February 4, 2018 by Suzuki Azure Vulpine

[Shadowfennekin]

*Accepts Heist setup invite since it's from a guy I've casually played Heists with since 2015*

"Session you're trying to join is full, want to join a que?"

f*ck no! Why is this still a thing?! I'm just trying to join the mission lobby, not his session! For f*ck sake, when you join a f*cking mission lobby and back out you're STILL in the one you were in.... so WHY is this sh*t still a thing?! Why can't I just say no and stay in the session? Even if I say yes, I'm forced to leave.

[Fireboy769]

*Accepts Heist setup invite since it's from a guy I've casually played Heists with since 2015*

"Session you're trying to join is full, want to join a que?"

f*ck no! Why is this still a thing?! I'm just trying to join the mission lobby, not his session! For f*ck sake, when you join a f*cking mission lobby and back out you're STILL in the one you were in.... so WHY is this sh*t still a thing?! Why can't I just say no and stay in the session? Even if I say yes, I'm forced to leave.

F*CKING YES! FINALLY, SOMEBODY ELSE AGREES ON THIS

 

Why the hell does the game even ask if you want to be in a Que anyway? If it's a full heist lobby, nobody's gonna leave. And if somebody DID leave, the amount of time it took for you to load into another Session meant another guy already joined and took your spot. Why does it even force you to load a new lobby anyway? It makes no damn sense!

[Sentinel Driver]

 

*Accepts Heist setup invite since it's from a guy I've casually played Heists with since 2015*

"Session you're trying to join is full, want to join a que?"

f*ck no! Why is this still a thing?! I'm just trying to join the mission lobby, not his session! For f*ck sake, when you join a f*cking mission lobby and back out you're STILL in the one you were in.... so WHY is this sh*t still a thing?! Why can't I just say no and stay in the session? Even if I say yes, I'm forced to leave.

F*CKING YES! FINALLY, SOMEBODY ELSE AGREES ON THIS

 

Why the hell does the game even ask if you want to be in a Que anyway? If it's a full heist lobby, nobody's gonna leave. And if somebody DID leave, the amount of time it took for you to load into another Session meant another guy already joined and took your spot. Why does it even force you to load a new lobby anyway? It makes no damn sense!

 

 

c* has the tendency to make everything tedious, way more than they need to be or even should be

[gtafan26]

 

 

*Accepts Heist setup invite since it's from a guy I've casually played Heists with since 2015*

"Session you're trying to join is full, want to join a que?"

f*ck no! Why is this still a thing?! I'm just trying to join the mission lobby, not his session! For f*ck sake, when you join a f*cking mission lobby and back out you're STILL in the one you were in.... so WHY is this sh*t still a thing?! Why can't I just say no and stay in the session? Even if I say yes, I'm forced to leave.

F*CKING YES! FINALLY, SOMEBODY ELSE AGREES ON THIS

 

Why the hell does the game even ask if you want to be in a Que anyway? If it's a full heist lobby, nobody's gonna leave. And if somebody DID leave, the amount of time it took for you to load into another Session meant another guy already joined and took your spot. Why does it even force you to load a new lobby anyway? It makes no damn sense!

 

 

c* has the tendency to make everything tedious, way more than they need to be or even should be

 

Well yeah

[Erased]

There needs to be an option online where you can shut off NPC's/gang attacks that will attack/kill you for no reason if you're being peaceful. I was trying to take some snapmatics at the air plane grave yard & these dudes keep spawning trying to kill me where i'm not even near them. Got chased out of there like 4 times. I mean I understand why they won't do it but they could do it & restrict it to like crew/friend/invite lobbies only. It's like Jesus Christ all I wanna do is take some pictures.

[Black Terminator]

Joins to do a reveal player in a deathmatch daily objective. I am doing well and I got it done after that the other team member of the opposite team spawns in a pistol gun. A freaking modder brought it into the dance. I hate f*cking cheats in a fist to fist death match like the ring fight.

[Mini Madrazo]

Cba with this community anymore. Havent played since a week or two since I started college again and I swear nothing has changed in terms of players. Decided to do a race which ended up being the a Talladega one. Of course doing this race is just asking to be caught up in f*ckery with idiots that cant race for sh*t or just that one person that decides to race backwards for the lulzbro, fite me irl. This race involved both of those things except it was more than one person driving backwards or trying to block the road. (Finished 4th for obvious reasons) Decided to do the race again only to hear what the people messing up the race sound like. Left my party and sure enough these guys sounded like the typical f*ckboy gta player. Using nigga to sound cool( fyi coming from an African American,you dont. Stop it)

playing typical trap music to sound cool or just to be another virtual gangster, and having that middle aged teen voice that feeds off their make believe online persona. Finished that one 3rd but regardless, sh*t is sad seeing the same clones popping up every time you start up online. Still try to enjoy online though rolling with friends or solo dolo.

Edited February 4, 2018 by RockstarZigs

[Happy Hunter]

Fix this Rockstar.

 

 

And while they're at that, buff the bombs. Even without that sinking through the floor BS, they're too small for high altitude bombing - which is kind of the only viable bombing for something like a Volatol or Bombushka (even swooping in with a Hunter is going to get you damaged a ton usually - need to be high up).

[Handsome Jack]

I hate the f*cking fog in this game, every time im doing a sale its gotta either rain or become all f*cking foggy

 

like look at this sh*t I almost went into the ocean

 

[CrysisAverted]

turn on yacht defenses

hide behind multiple walls

*die*

[whywontyoulisten]

 

"Session you're trying to join is full, want to join a que?"

Why the hell does the game even ask if you want to be in a Que anyway?

Edited February 4, 2018 by whywontyoulisten

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

turn on yacht defenses

hide behind multiple walls

*die*

That Cancer of a glitch is spreading......great....