The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[⁣V⁣]

Dear Rockstar,

 

Please stop spamming us with the Criminal Enterprise Starter Pack. Nobody wants the cheapest properties for $40. Especially someone that plays the game regularly.

 

And while we're at it, yes I know there's a new Adversary Mode every Tuesday. You don't need to spam me with invites.

 

Sincerely, everyone who wants to be left the f*ck alone.

Edited February 2, 2018 by ⁣V⁣

[Handsome Jack]

So after doing a shooting range thing I lost all my special ammo, well thats just great im never touching another shooting range.

[CrysisAverted]

as wealthy as you may be you will never be able to have more than one personal vehicle out at a time feelsbad.jpg

[dino722]

Kids cant handle the real use of an AKULA!! Im at my MOC modifying my weapons and these to snow flakes come at me with the new tanks destroying my MOC and instantly killing me upon respawning, they obviously wanna spawn kill me and bully me but lucky for me I teleport to the flat and ran out to go ghost just as I can see they are still trying to grief me heading my direction.

Ran to the beach, grabed my AKULA and shoved up their arses them rockets!! Youv been kicked from the session!!!!!!!! Must of hurt them real bad to see that the range of that tank is not as far as the akulas rockets...

[CrysisAverted]

Go to Raton Canyon Bunker

Resupply is in Raton canyon

oh boy I'll use my Thruster to take these cultists out

strafing around shooting rockets

thinking how cool these feels and how it adds a new way to play the game

end up unloading all my rockets without killing them all because even though I'm not moving and the target isn't moving the rockets keep missing

decide f*ck it and just go get the package while still riding my Thruster

end up picking up the package but also getting stuck inside the container

try my hardest to fly out but cannot

end up headbutting the container while as full thrust from one end of it to the other and kill myself

respawn and just shoot them all pickup the package, my Thruster is destroyed so I just call my Deluxo

I should have never though that toy could finish a job

[autofanatic]

f*cking sh*t. Really Rockstar, October 26th for RDR2? Yeah so that's a good plan, didn't you guys say Spring and now it's Autumn?

 

What a mess.

f*cking delay but at least it's f*cking coming!

Dear Rockstar,

 

Please stop spamming us wit the Criminal Enterprise Starter Pack. Nobody wants the cheapest properties for $40. Especially someone that plays the game regularly.

 

And while we're at it, yes, I know there's a new Adversary Mode every Tuesday. You don't need to spam me with invites.

 

Sincerely, everyone who wants to be left the f*ck alone.

That's so f*cking true! Yesterday I was doing the time trial, but phone calls from Lester, Ron and assistant just f*cking called me. I f*cking crashed. Also those f*cking Martin Adversary mode message is so f*cking annoying. Edited February 2, 2018 by autofanatic

[CrysisAverted]

steal tank to deliver to bunker

Deluxo attacks me

blow up deluxo

-$20,000

 

Love how several minutes of my life earning money can be undone in an instant by defending myself

f*ck off who though insured weaponized vehicles was a good idea

[⁣V⁣]

 

Dear Rockstar,

 

Please stop spamming us with the Criminal Enterprise Starter Pack. Nobody wants the cheapest properties for $40. Especially someone that plays the game regularly.

 

And while we're at it, yes, I know there's a new Adversary Mode every Tuesday. You don't need to spam me with invites.

 

Sincerely, everyone who wants to be left the f*ck alone.

That's so f*cking true! Yesterday I was doing the time trial, but phone calls from Lester, Ron and assistant just f*cking called me. I f*cking crashed. Also those f*cking Martin Adversary mode message is so f*cking annoying.It still sucks that even after one year since I/E you're still getting phone calls from your assistant to buy an office garage.

And 14 for the Bunker, Ron for the Hangar and Lester for the Facility. I mean, take the hint. If someone doesn't want it, calling every 20 min will not change their mind.

 

Still, there's a solution to those f*cking Martin Invites. Show phone alerts. Turn that off and you'll stop seeing them but still receive them.

Also turning off the invite sound from the phone would also help.

[Shadowfennekin]

steal tank to deliver to bunker

Deluxo attacks me

blow up deluxo

-$20,000

 

Love how several minutes of my life earning money can be undone in an instant by defending myself

f*ck off who though insured weaponized vehicles was a good idea

It's just insulting you can go insurance free while doing crate work, but literally every other business you end up paying insurance.....

That's why I mainly do I/E since stuff can't auto lock onto you

 

Sure is funny though that the guys attacking you still pay insurance, attacked a fellow Deluxo that was chasing down my associate in a money truck on the way to our warehouse. We ended up killing each other and he paid for mine but I didn't have to pay for his.

[CrysisAverted]

flying back to bunker with my crew mate in an Akula

just got over the mountains that divide LS and the rest of the world

suddenly character jumps out of Akula leaving my teammate who is also carrying bunker supplies to bail as well since hes in the back and won't be able to take over

starring at my f*cking screen thinking wtf

look down at my fingers on the controller

my index fingers on the L2 and R2 trigger

my thumbs on the f*cking analog sticks

just wondering wtf made me jump out

land on the ground, take damage eat snacks waste explosive ammo taking out pursuing vehicles

wasted time and now going to have to waste more to restock on ammo and snacks f*cking C*

spawn buzzard, friend nearly dies after getting ran over by traffic trying to hop into buzzard that was getting attacked by various npcs

f*cking Jet overhead

thankfully we managed to get back to the bunker but my friend left, I wonder if he though I jumped out for fun

f*cking wanted to do the sale with him too

this f*cking game and its artificial difficulty I swear to god man

I swear if my f*cking ds4 is broken again, f*cking sony has sh*t qc

Edited February 2, 2018 by CrysisAverted

[SaveTheZombies]

Anybody else had to check off the user agreement every time they start the game lately?

[Shadowfennekin]

Ugh...

I love the Akula, but this flipping over crap is getting real annoying!

[Sentinel Driver]

I'm sick of all these clickbait GTA videos appearing in my recommended videos. f*ck off youtube. never recommend that crap to anyone

[Black Terminator]

When this sh*t happens and you can't do anything about it.

[dino722]

Ugh...

I love the Akula, but this flipping over crap is getting real annoying!

Yeah even with bushes, like c’mon!!! Bullsh*t!!

[Gridl0k]

The buzzard can clip whatever the f*ck it wants all day long with the rotor disc and never give a f*ck, which makes the flippers all the more frustrating.

[alkaline_]

The buzzard can clip whatever the f*ck it wants all day long with the rotor disc and never give a f*ck, which makes the flippers all the more frustrating.

don't blame the flappy fluffy flippers!!!!! hihihi but i agree!

[whywontyoulisten]

The buzzard can clip whatever the f*ck it wants all day long with the rotor disc and never give a f*ck

Yeah, try doing that with a helicopter in real life. Savage et al. teach you to become better pilots. I used to rock the SuperVolito and tip the Volatus on every landing when I first got them, but now I can land them both without a wobble. It's all about practice.

[dino722]

Still, to land with a few bushes around and just by trimming the leafs you flip hardcore and offcourse: explode!

[Sanches]

Anybody else had to check off the user agreement every time they start the game lately?

Uh? Updated no fun policy?

[Nyamber]

 

[Sanches]

*again!!*

This time nobody wanted to ask you about email.

 

Why.

Cuz that guy wanted to talk to you about that email you sent him.

[Cadtruck]

Jesus lately I have been able to find somewhat sane lobbies but it seems like last night every 12 year old was on trying to grief me no matter what lobby I went to. Headhunter... nope let me fly over a target with my deluxo off the radar and ruin your mission (killed him 2nd time and completed it ). Car source mission with only 1 other player in the lobby, sounds great! NOPE other player jumps in a lazer and guns down my cargobob less than a mile from my warehouse. Switch sessions to a full one with everyone doing nothing but pvp.. etc.

 

 

I just want a solo public lobby option. Is that too much to ask

Edited February 2, 2018 by ronbonjovi

[kovaandr]

I'm sick of all these clickbait GTA videos appearing in my recommended videos. f*ck off youtube. never recommend that crap to anyone

Yeah that annoyed me to, but you can click on the little symbol with the three spuares next to the video title and tell Youtube that you have no interest in that video.

 

You can then give feedback and choose not to see this channel anymore, I've done this with almost all clickbait GTA Youtubers and I haven't seen a video of them in my recommended videos ever since.

[whywontyoulisten]

Jesus lately I have been able to find somewhat sane lobbies but it seems like last night every 12 year old was on trying to grief me no matter what lobby I went to. Headhunter... nope let me fly over a target with my deluxo off the radar and ruin your mission (killed him 2nd time and completed it ). Car source mission with only 1 other player in the lobby, sounds great! NOPE other player jumps in a lazer and guns down my cargobob less than a mile from my warehouse. Switch sessions to a full one with everyone doing nothing but pvp.. etc.

 

 

I just want a solo public lobby option. Is that too much to ask

Don't wait for one, make one. Plenty of guides out there for all platforms.

Edited February 2, 2018 by whywontyoulisten

[dragosani00]

Don't wait for one, make one. Plenty of guides out there for all platforms.

 

 

This.

 

Anyone selling stuff in a populated lobby deserves everything coming to them. Only this morning I relieved someone of the ETR they kindly stole and drove back to my I/O warehouse for me, "Akula'd" three tug boats and destroyed a couple of unattended Brickades outside someone's large warehouse.

Edited February 2, 2018 by dragosani00

[whywontyoulisten]

One or two I/E cars maybe, but blowing up a special cargo delivery just makes you a dick. It takes ages to fill a warehouse, and not everyone knows about forums like this. Of course, if it happens more than once and they haven't started looking for new tactics, then they are at best a bit dense and possibly deserve to be euthanised.

[dragosani00]

One or two I/E cars maybe, but blowing up a special cargo delivery just makes you a dick. It takes ages to fill a warehouse, and not everyone knows about forums like this. Of course, if it happens more than once and they haven't started looking for new tactics, then they are at best a bit dense and possibly deserve to be euthanised.

 

If their level is not in three digits or there are only 4 or 5 people in the lobby I don't - but anyone who is over level 100 and selling in a decently populated lobby should be experienced enough to know better or is I assume just on an adrenaline rush.

[StangOne50]

f*cking sh*t. Really Rockstar, October 26th for RDR2? Yeah so that's a good plan, didn't you guys say Spring and now it's Autumn?

 

What a mess.

wow fkn seriously bro? where did you see this?

 

nvm just saw it, fck me!

 

They must have come up with new ways to sucker people into buying cash cards and they need time to put them in the game.

Edited February 2, 2018 by StangOne50

[Lonely-Martin]

 

f*cking sh*t. Really Rockstar, October 26th for RDR2? Yeah so that's a good plan, didn't you guys say Spring and now it's Autumn?

 

What a mess.

wow fkn seriously bro? where did you see this?

 

nvm just saw it, fck me!

Social club dude. Edited February 2, 2018 by KWF1981