The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[CrysisAverted]

Surely my 811 will dominate Congestion Charge

Haha get rammed off the onramp and slide all the way to the train tracks

respawn

manage to catchup and pass some dudes

some dude eats it at the gas station on the thin little passage and we get into a huge pileup

I manage to recover quickly and speed off

manage to pass a dirty driving RE driver

he manages to catchup to my car with a superior top speed because slipstream

slipstream plagues me, I just want to get as far away from dirty racers as possible but f*cking slipstream man

RE tries to cause an accident

trying to catchup still

RE drivers get hit with a heavy dose of karma

[autofanatic]

My quick menu was drunk today. Text was invisible, but it still was fully functional (i could still EWO ect).

 

lol. How could you use that f*cking invisible menu?

[Handsome Jack]

Why the f*ck is there a safe if we cant even crack it? Like f*ck this sh*t

 

[CrysisAverted]

So im about to rob this store and some fat f*ck npc decides to cower right infront of the door and I can't open it cause his fat f*cking ass is in the way and I can't shoot him because then the store clerk will run away so of course he never moved and I had to shoot lard ass and just as expected the store clerk ran away. Sometimes this game is so stupid.

 

Heres the part of the bullsh*t that happened

 

 

Next time this happens just drop a snack on the floor, I'm certain the dude will vault through the door to get the filthy snack.

Edited January 31, 2018 by CrysisAverted

[Rafae]

The gif makes it even funnier

[scaldy78]

Don't you just love it when you buy a cargobob on Monday and it gets 35% discount on Tuesday?

Dude, its basically a no no to buy anything that costs a bunch and has been out a while on weekends or Mondays. Wait till tues to see whats on sale before making that purchase

[WillProx]

Yeah, i kinda can understand why you need to kick the 260 lvl from PvP mode when everyone in the lobby is below than 100, but i really can't understand why you need to kick me when you are 500 lvl tryhard with K/D over 4. They are so pussy or somthing?

[Sanches]

lol. How could you use that f*cking invisible menu?

With power of memory.

[CrysisAverted]

 

lol. How could you use that f*cking invisible menu?

With power of memory.

 

 

inb4 restocked all ammo and paid to modify appearance

[Slonitram]

 

[Irish45455]

Finally getting around to posting this. Monday night after work, I figured I'd get some double money on races in, so I go on call. Host leaves for some reason, along with a few others and I get made host. Race starts, and already somebody is starting sh*t. Guy stays behind everyone, then waits and as everyone comes around the last corner, he blocks the road. Happens for two more laps, so next race I make it no contact so he can't be a douche. Race starts, and just as planned, guy takes up his post at the last corner. We come up to him and sail right on through and the guy gets pissed. I start getting spammed with messages about how I'm a queer, I'm ruining his fun and that it's how the game is meant to be played. So rather than deal with his nonsense, on the next race I just kick him. Bad idea... Dude starts spamming me with messages on PSN calling me all kinds of names, and how I'm just a noob loving queer out to kill any fun left in this game. All this because I didn't want to deal with some douche blocking the road at the last corner of every race. Stay classy, GTA.

Edited January 31, 2018 by Irish45455

[Dr.Rosenthal]

^

 

You did everything right. How is it fun to waste 5-10 minutes of your life just getting in the way of other people who are actually enjoying a good, clean race? It must require a very sad and bitter individual.. I know it’s easy to get angry with this type of characters, but really its mostly sad..

[B7R]

This took place last night but I'm telling this now since I have some spare time on my hands.

 

Last night I landed into my Friends public lobby. I happened to have spawned close to someone with a bounty on their head, it takes a few kills before I get him but I eventually succeed in killing him and claiming the bounty for myself (It turns out it was only a $1000 bounty but better than nothing)

 

Now at the same time there was a pink organisation going after him too, I'll say it was only one person out of the two in that organisation going after Mr Bounty head. Because I claimed the bounty and pink org didn't they now turn to kill me. Unfortunately for me I can't call my friends over who were in the same session because they were doing CEO work so this was on myself. I'll admit I got smashed but I blame the respawn locations for that and 2ndly their stupid tactics of going into first person and using the 1st person movements with a sniper making it hard to aim on them when he is moving fast. Again I'm killed but Sir Pink a-lot is near my APC now... what does he do in the time it took me to respawn?

 

Oh yeah blows up my APC getting netting him a $20k premium insurance bill. I sent him a message saying "I hope the 20K you just used to blow up my APC was well worth it scrub".

 

He responded back saying "Yeah I have the money scrub".

 

I sent back "Let me guess, you either glitched it or used your mom's bank card to get such money as you don't look like the guy that does missions",

 

No response from him but I decided to be a "Jerk" and kill him with my fresh APC while he was sending me a message. Felt good and he's a$$ didn't see that coming.

 

I don't think he was messaging me when I sent the last response back to him because he's organisation leader came in some heavy armoured weaponised helicopter and blew my APC up again, except this time he wasn't stuck with the insurance bill but by this point my friends had moved onto a new server (or lobby) so I joined them leaving these d!ckheads behind. Some may see this as a "they won, because you gave up move". No that's not it, as I wasn't going to be wasting what sanity I had left in me for the night on these P!cks

 

I believe this is all over a $1000 bounty. a friggin $1000 bounty that they got salty with me because I claimed it and he didn't. Well he's loss and no $1000 for him.

[Smokewood]

This took place last night but I'm telling this now since I have some spare time on my hands.

 

Last night I landed into my Friends public lobby. I happened to have spawned close to someone with a bounty on their head, it takes a few kills before I get him but I eventually succeed in killing him and claiming the bounty for myself (It turns out it was only a $1000 bounty but better than nothing)

 

Now at the same time there was a pink organisation going after him too, I'll say it was only one person out of the two in that organisation going after Mr Bounty head. Because I claimed the bounty and pink org didn't they now turn to kill me. Unfortunately for me I can't call my friends over who were in the same session because they were doing CEO work so this was on myself. I'll admit I got smashed but I blame the respawn locations for that and 2ndly their stupid tactics of going into first person and using the 1st person movements with a sniper making it hard to aim on them when he is moving fast. Again I'm killed but Sir Pink a-lot is near my APC now... what does he do in the time it took me to respawn?

 

Oh yeah blows up my APC getting netting him a $20k premium insurance bill. I sent him a message saying "I hope the 20K you just used to blow up my APC was well worth it scrub".

 

He responded back saying "Yeah I have the money scrub".

 

I sent back "Let me guess, you either glitched it or used your mom's bank card to get such money as you don't look like the guy that does missions",

 

No response from him but I decided to be a "Jerk" and kill him with my fresh APC while he was sending me a message. Felt good and he's a$$ didn't see that coming.

 

I don't think he was messaging me when I sent the last response back to him because he's organisation leader came in some heavy armoured weaponised helicopter and blew my APC up again, except this time he wasn't stuck with the insurance bill but by this point my friends had moved onto a new server (or lobby) so I joined them leaving these d!ckheads behind. Some may see this as a "they won, because you gave up move". No that's not it, as I wasn't going to be wasting what sanity I had left in me for the night on these P!cks

 

I believe this is all over a $1000 bounty. a friggin $1000 bounty that they got salty with me because I claimed it and he didn't. Well he's loss and no $1000 for him.

Why did you care that they killed you?

Why did you insult them?

 

It's a game and they played it by the rules.

A death in this game means absolutely nothing.

[Geisterfaust]

-Begins to wonder why there's even 4 door cars. Let alone cars with passenger seats.

 

An average night of GTAO bullsh*tery.

That's because randoms are mostly amateurs. Any dedicated player will always enjoy a ride: time to take a little break, check the mail, take a leak, etc. I like to drive my org or MC in Neon, but if the Volatus is available it's flying.

[whywontyoulisten]

Auto-landed my personal Volatus on the roof of my Maze Bank office. Wheels down in animation.

 

Returned to roof to find it sitting on its belly and smoking quite badly.

 

Took off and tried auto-landing again, only to find the helipad empty when I returned to the roof. Not destroyed, just returned to hangar.

 

Sigh.

[zecanelao]

Helping a friend with his CMM II, I'm driving the ambulance during the Dead Courier setup when I try to buy ammo through the interaction menu... but the game thought I wanted to skip the travel just because I had to press right d-pad while browsing the menu. Not only the game skipped my travel, but my friend's too, even though he hadn't voted to skip it.

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

Might want to lay off the Gin and Tonic there bud.

[Picklez]

The AI on the Merryweather guys when you do the 5 Insurgent drop offs sale. I know C* tries everything they can to waste the player's time and that inconvenience is the name of the game here in GTAO, but...

 

But holy f*cking sh*t could they have at least tried to be subtle with it?

Edited February 1, 2018 by Picklez

[Crazy_Cico007]

New adversary mode,my team 7 players(including me) vs enemy team 8 players....

Job is started and 4 players on my team walk in circle (AFK) and on other team 3-4 players are AFK too.Wtf

This is nothing new,but every day its getting worse, I never saw a lot players do this,usually it's 1 or 2.

Edited February 1, 2018 by Crazy_Cico007

[M*A*R*I*N*A]

New adversary mode,my team 7 players(including me) vs enemy team 8 players....

Job is started and 4 players on my team walk in circle (AFK) and on other team 3-4 players are AFK too.Wtf

This is nothing new,but every day its getting worse, I never saw a lot players do this,usually it's 1 or 2.

I don't see the point in going afk, it's so boring. I'd rather just play the game then sit and watch my character walk in a circle. Usually when people do stupid sh*t like that I hit them with a car till they die and they get nothing

 

my b&M is those keyboard warriors obsessed with their own k/d enough to kill themselves everytime they kill me, then they text me something like "you just got your ass whooped" and im sittin here like this

 

so i text back something like "literally ew lol"

 

and they stop replying.

 

#iwin because the real winner is the one who isn't a keyboard warrior because being a keyboard warrior is depressing af lmao, they just they ass whooped by my sassy text

 

and this was me leaving that boring conversation

 

Edited February 1, 2018 by M*A*R*I*N*A

[Happy Hunter]

When I made

video, this was the kind of thing I had in mind.

 

 

Instead we got this.

 

 

*Sighs*

 

[Black Terminator]

When you are in the middle of collecting a freaking crate then it goes to black screen saying unable to connect to session when there is just only 2 freaking players!

[Shadowfennekin]

Wow, the Pacific Bluff Hardest Target is pure sh*t

One team gets on the roof, they pretty much won

[ciel]

in a 26 person lobby, doing SYG with a legit lvl 1002 and myself 870; nobody comes at us the whole time. some asshat in a deluxo under the map tried his best to take us down but kept failing.

 

after that I help 1002 with a few sales and half of the f*cking lobby comes for us, lmao ya'll can f*ck right off and then f*ck off some more. c*nts.

Edited February 1, 2018 by xxi

[ciel]

Wow, adversary modes are pure sh*t.

fixed.

[Happy Hunter]

asshat in a deluxo under the map

I'm getting really sick of those. That and the ones doing the speed glitch.

 

Actually, just those things in general.

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

 

asshat in a deluxo under the map

I'm getting really sick of those. That and the ones doing the speed glitch.

 

Actually, just those things in general.

 

Had a falsely verified Xbox user doing both, and shooting through f*cking walls on foot the other night.

[Sentinel Driver]

 

f*ckING HELL, the L2 of PS4 controller are broken :

if i pulled a gun my character just keep aim and if i got in a car , my car just won't move but reverse if i didn't hit the gas

the retainers are all fine but it still act as if im holding the L2 , even if i reset my controller does nothing

I had this issue myself i ended up snapping some plastic off so i could push it down further lol, doing the doomsday heists was not easy with a dodgy pad

 

The right thumbstick on xbox one controllers breaks too damn easily in my hands atleast . I've had 3 controllers and all of them have had problems with the right thumbstick properly clicking

[B7R]

 

This took place last night but I'm telling this now since I have some spare time on my hands.

 

Last night I landed into my Friends public lobby. I happened to have spawned close to someone with a bounty on their head, it takes a few kills before I get him but I eventually succeed in killing him and claiming the bounty for myself (It turns out it was only a $1000 bounty but better than nothing)

 

Now at the same time there was a pink organisation going after him too, I'll say it was only one person out of the two in that organisation going after Mr Bounty head. Because I claimed the bounty and pink org didn't they now turn to kill me. Unfortunately for me I can't call my friends over who were in the same session because they were doing CEO work so this was on myself. I'll admit I got smashed but I blame the respawn locations for that and 2ndly their stupid tactics of going into first person and using the 1st person movements with a sniper making it hard to aim on them when he is moving fast. Again I'm killed but Sir Pink a-lot is near my APC now... what does he do in the time it took me to respawn?

 

Oh yeah blows up my APC getting netting him a $20k premium insurance bill. I sent him a message saying "I hope the 20K you just used to blow up my APC was well worth it scrub".

 

He responded back saying "Yeah I have the money scrub".

 

I sent back "Let me guess, you either glitched it or used your mom's bank card to get such money as you don't look like the guy that does missions",

 

No response from him but I decided to be a "Jerk" and kill him with my fresh APC while he was sending me a message. Felt good and he's a$$ didn't see that coming.

 

I don't think he was messaging me when I sent the last response back to him because he's organisation leader came in some heavy armoured weaponised helicopter and blew my APC up again, except this time he wasn't stuck with the insurance bill but by this point my friends had moved onto a new server (or lobby) so I joined them leaving these d!ckheads behind. Some may see this as a "they won, because you gave up move". No that's not it, as I wasn't going to be wasting what sanity I had left in me for the night on these P!cks

 

I believe this is all over a $1000 bounty. a friggin $1000 bounty that they got salty with me because I claimed it and he didn't. Well he's loss and no $1000 for him.

Why did you care that they killed you?

Why did you insult them?

 

It's a game and they played it by the rules.

A death in this game means absolutely nothing.

 

 

This is the B*tch and moan thread ain't it or am I in the wrong place?

Why do you care why I'm b*ching about this?

Are you one of those pr!cks?

 

Why can't I insult them? They were definitely the salty ones if the only reason he came for me is because I took the other dudes bounty in the first place. He could've just admitted defeat & a loss and moved on but no I claimed it and he was unable too so he turns onto me now. The blowing up of my APC was unneeded and uncalled for.

 

Yes it's a game, it means nothing but when people do d!ckish things it tends to p!ss you the f*ck off so of course your going to fire a message at them and be p!ssed at them. Who says we can't? You?