The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[No Homing]

PSN down again

 

You can't be serious??

 

Shut up and give me my money back!

[ALifeOfMisery]

PSN down again

Yeah, tried to jump on for a break at work. Can't even get into an invite only lobby.

[whywontyoulisten]

PSN down again

Says it's fine now, but it blatantly isn't.

[Dr.Rosenthal]

Phantom Wedges seem to be nothing but magnets for deluxos and every other weaponized vehicles out there. I can't drive two meters in it without some [email protected] douche in another weapon armed vehicle deciding to blow me and the truck up. I have an APC for f*ck sake and no one seems to give two sh*ts if I pull it out and drive around town in it but I pull a Wedge out and suddenly I'm a target?

 

I think you already know the answer to that as youve basically answered your own question already.

 

Most players are pussies, so of course theyll rather attack an unarmored/unweaponized vehicle than an armored weaponized one.

 

Just the same with people attacking IE, cargo and all of that. Its easy. How it makes people feel good about themselves I dont know.

[ciel]

 

PSN down again

Says it's fine now, but it blatantly isn't.

PSN female, confirmed.

 

I just want to check how much I'm at with my bunker, but nope. 3 times in a week PSN sh*t itself.

[Kushology]

I don't think I've ever been killed by them. Not even once. Literally.

I've killed a few people with the cluster bombs, the splash damage is pretty pathetic though, I've had to be right over them to get a kill with it.

 

Your video, you should've been dead within the first 5 seconds of it, it literally blew up at your feet, the least it should've done, is knock you down.

[Shadowfennekin]

Phantom Wedges seem to be nothing but magnets for deluxos and every other weaponized vehicles out there. I can't drive two meters in it without some douche in another weapon armed vehicle deciding to blow me and the truck up. I have an APC for f*ck sake and no one seems to give two sh*ts if I pull it out and drive around town in it but I pull a Wedge out and suddenly I'm a target?

 

Good thing I decided to disable someones Deluxo with the Wedge in another session this morning. Felt good to say the least and If I see another Deluxo on the street, it's going to meet the Wedge.

Now you know how I feel when I bring out my Khanjali

Every Oppressor and Hunter loving son of a bitch appears to blow it up

[Fireboy769]

 

 

PSN down again

Says it's fine now, but it blatantly isn't.

PSN female, confirmed.

 

I just want to check how much I'm at with my bunker, but nope. 3 times in a week PSN sh*t itself.

Dunno about you guys but it's working just fine for me.

 

EDIT: I just had to open my mouth

Edited January 28, 2018 by Fireboy769

[Battle Scars]

https://status.playstation.com/en-gb/

[Hécate-II]

Can these please be buffed already? They've been out a while now.

 

 

 

Buff.

 

 

[StangOne50]

 

PSN down again

 

You can't be serious??

 

Shut up and give me my money back!

 

I argued with sony for an hour this morning demanding some sort of credit. I paid my sub 5 days ago. 3 of those 5 days psn has not been working properly for me. They refused to give me any credit or extension and threatened to ban me if I contacted my credit card company.

Like are we f*cking serious right now. Something has to be done about this.

 

Its a shame players dont stick together because as a unit we could fight stuff like this.

The mods here are completely useless. They also have the power to start mass movements and get these issues out in the open but like I said they are completely useless.

 

Here is a perfect example.. Yes this guy maybe didnt go about it the best way or put much thought into it but he tried...

http://gtaforums.com/topic/904812-everything-wrong-with-gta-online/

Insta locked and sent to b&m.

The point is there should be pinned threads which focus on the issues of this game not to tell your sh*tty f*cking stories.

Edited January 28, 2018 by StangOne50

[Tonguegirl]

LEARN TO FU*KING DRIVE!

 

YOU BRING PARENTS MUCH SHAME

[Nerfgoth]

 

 

PSN down again

You can't be serious??

 

Shut up and give me my money back!

 

I argued with sony for an hour this morning demanding some sort of credit. I paid my sub 5 days ago. 3 of those 5 days psn has not been working properly for me. They refused to give me any credit or extension and threatened to ban me if I contacted my credit card company.

Like are we f*cking serious right now. Something has to be done about this.

 

Its a shame players dont stick together because as a unit we could fight stuff like this.

The mods here are completely useless. They also have the power to start mass movements and get these issues out in the open but like I said they are completely useless.

 

Here is a perfect example.. Yes this guy maybe didnt go about it the best way or put much thought into it but he tried...

http://gtaforums.com/topic/904812-everything-wrong-with-gta-online/

Insta locked and sent to b&m.

The point is there should be pinned threads which focus on the issues of this game not to tell your sh*tty f*cking stories.

Was planing on buying more games to ps4 and play alot more but all this you are saying makes me more and more tempted to move over to pc!

[ciel]

When grown adult ass players has to result in stalking other players because they got their ass beat a month prior to the event.

 

this has happened to a bunch of good people in GTAF Crew so many times, being stalked. just cos someone couldn't just let something in a game go, they let it affect their personal life. complete psycho.

Edited January 28, 2018 by xxi

[StangOne50]

 

 

 

PSN down again

You can't be serious??

 

Shut up and give me my money back!

 

I argued with sony for an hour this morning demanding some sort of credit. I paid my sub 5 days ago. 3 of those 5 days psn has not been working properly for me. They refused to give me any credit or extension and threatened to ban me if I contacted my credit card company.

Like are we f*cking serious right now. Something has to be done about this.

 

Its a shame players dont stick together because as a unit we could fight stuff like this.

The mods here are completely useless. They also have the power to start mass movements and get these issues out in the open but like I said they are completely useless.

 

Here is a perfect example.. Yes this guy maybe didnt go about it the best way or put much thought into it but he tried...

http://gtaforums.com/topic/904812-everything-wrong-with-gta-online/

Insta locked and sent to b&m.

The point is there should be pinned threads which focus on the issues of this game not to tell your sh*tty f*cking stories.

Was planing on buying more games to ps4 and play alot more but all this you are saying makes me more and more tempted to move over to pc!

 

Idk if you will fair much better on pc with all the modders they have. As the old saying goes the grass isnt always greener on the other side.

We are pretty much screwed no matter what.

[No Homing]

 

 

 

 

PSN down again

You can't be serious??

 

Shut up and give me my money back!

 

I argued with sony for an hour this morning demanding some sort of credit. I paid my sub 5 days ago. 3 of those 5 days psn has not been working properly for me. They refused to give me any credit or extension and threatened to ban me if I contacted my credit card company.

Like are we f*cking serious right now. Something has to be done about this.

 

Its a shame players dont stick together because as a unit we could fight stuff like this.

The mods here are completely useless. They also have the power to start mass movements and get these issues out in the open but like I said they are completely useless.

 

Here is a perfect example.. Yes this guy maybe didnt go about it the best way or put much thought into it but he tried...

http://gtaforums.com/topic/904812-everything-wrong-with-gta-online/

Insta locked and sent to b&m.

The point is there should be pinned threads which focus on the issues of this game not to tell your sh*tty f*cking stories.

Was planing on buying more games to ps4 and play alot more but all this you are saying makes me more and more tempted to move over to pc!

 

Idk if you will fair much better on pc with all the modders they have. As the old saying goes the grass isnt always greener on the other side.

We are pretty much screwed no matter what.

 

 

We are screwed??!!

 

 

[Kushology]

LEARN TO FU*KING DRIVE!

 

YOU BRING PARENTS MUCH SHAME

YOU'RE NOT A BSIAN, YOU'RE AN ASIAN!

 

Sorry, I'll see myself out.

[Shadowfennekin]

Party invite spamming = instant block

I'm not going to chat with you for f*ck sake, I saw it the first time. No need to spam it every f*cking second!

[Dr.Rosenthal]

^

 

Only thing worse is group messages. That sh*ts reaaally f*cking annoying.

 

And Psn, what the f*ck is up?

 

I feel like its about time we get some compensation, this sh*t isnt worth paying for.

Edited January 28, 2018 by Dr.Rosenthal

[No Homing]

I have never seen so much lagg as right now.

I could have sworn my Avenger was in godmode, it took so many hits one guy started hitting it with a baseball bat eventually.

I saw jets teleporting all over the place, I could barely take them out.

Despite my semi-godmode Avenger. Wtf. So done.

[Sentinel Driver]

I wish that we could use the deluxo to go back in time... Back to the time when the cancerous meme deluxo was not in the game yet

[Lonely-Martin]

Party invite spamming = instant block

I'm not going to chat with you for f*ck sake, I saw it the first time. No need to spam it every f*cking second!

 

Yeah, this and also after a successful heist job often too. When I say successful job, I mean one that passed eventually, lol, and I stayed upon restarts because the hard bit was done and it seemed like an easy plod from there, again, often wrong too, lol. Ahh, the joys of 'on call'.

 

But, like you said, saw the 1st invite there, and will make a choice from there naturally. But some just rattle off those party/.lobby/job invites like they're going out of fashion, lol.

 

^

 

Only thing worse is group messages. That sh*ts reaaally f*cking annoying.

 

I find this to be the better way, IMO. I mean, most everyone that I've group chatted with in a text party tend to be older players, certainly in their gaming habits more than actual age, lol.

 

I agree, it can be annoying when trying to access the inventory while messages flash up though. But like Shadowfennekin said above, if spammed with invites to anywhere, I'll ignore that player going forward (Aside errors/bugs), and block if persists. When friends and grown ups text/invite players, I find they'll ask and then leave be, you know?.

 

But there's always exceptions to anything out there of course.

[Kyoto]

Walls - the blue Sultans' mortal enemy.

 

On a less serious note:

 

 

Why the hell do the characters bend their body parts in the most disturbing ways imaginable.

 

 

[Nerfgoth]

 

 

 

 

PSN down again

You can't be serious??

 

Shut up and give me my money back!

 

I argued with sony for an hour this morning demanding some sort of credit. I paid my sub 5 days ago. 3 of those 5 days psn has not been working properly for me. They refused to give me any credit or extension and threatened to ban me if I contacted my credit card company.

Like are we f*cking serious right now. Something has to be done about this.

 

Its a shame players dont stick together because as a unit we could fight stuff like this.

The mods here are completely useless. They also have the power to start mass movements and get these issues out in the open but like I said they are completely useless.

 

I know that the grass is not greener on the other side, but I dont need to hassle with sony for playing!

 

Here is a perfect example.. Yes this guy maybe didnt go about it the best way or put much thought into it but he tried...

http://gtaforums.com/topic/904812-everything-wrong-with-gta-online/

Insta locked and sent to b&m.

The point is there should be pinned threads which focus on the issues of this game not to tell your sh*tty f*cking stories.

Was planing on buying more games to ps4 and play alot more but all this you are saying makes me more and more tempted to move over to pc!

 

Idk if you will fair much better on pc with all the modders they have. As the old saying goes the grass isnt always greener on the other side.

We are pretty much screwed no matter what.

[Dr.Rosenthal]

 

Party invite spamming = instant block

I'm not going to chat with you for f*ck sake, I saw it the first time. No need to spam it every f*cking second!

 

Yeah, this and also after a successful heist job often too. When I say successful job, I mean one that passed eventually, lol, and I stayed upon restarts because the hard bit was done and it seemed like an easy plod from there, again, often wrong too, lol. Ahh, the joys of 'on call'.

 

But, like you said, saw the 1st invite there, and will make a choice from there naturally. But some just rattle off those party/.lobby/job invites like they're going out of fashion, lol.

 

^

Only thing worse is group messages. That sh*ts reaaally f*cking annoying.

 

I find this to be the better way, IMO. I mean, most everyone that I've group chatted with in a text party tend to be older players, certainly in their gaming habits more than actual age, lol.

 

I agree, it can be annoying when trying to access the inventory while messages flash up though. But like Shadowfennekin said above, if spammed with invites to anywhere, I'll ignore that player going forward (Aside errors/bugs), and block if persists. When friends and grown ups text/invite players, I find they'll ask and then leave be, you know?.

 

But there's always exceptions to anything out there of course.

Yeah maybe it’s because I use the PS app, and I had one guy on my friend list who’d ALWAYS send out messages to all of his friends which in turn had my phone beep every second with messages from people I don’t know saying things like ”What the f*ck are you doing messaging me for?” Lol

[B7R]

 

Phantom Wedges seem to be nothing but magnets for deluxos and every other weaponized vehicles out there. I can't drive two meters in it without some douche in another weapon armed vehicle deciding to blow me and the truck up. I have an APC for f*ck sake and no one seems to give two sh*ts if I pull it out and drive around town in it but I pull a Wedge out and suddenly I'm a target?

 

I think you already know the answer to that as youve basically answered your own question already.

 

Most players are pussies, so of course theyll rather attack an unarmored/unweaponized vehicle than an armored weaponized one.

 

Just the same with people attacking IE, cargo and all of that. Its easy. How it makes people feel good about themselves I dont know.

 

 

Speaking of, I wrote a story in the GTAOnline story thread yesterday. It was only after I pulled out my APC after some sore random loser blew up my Wedge. As I was getting close guess what she actived

 

Ghost organisation

And the organisations name was "Youwentpussymode". I had to laugh at that as think it's making fun of people who go passive mode or OTR so they can't be hunted down but she turned into a pussy herself the moment she saw my APC coming towards her and turned on ghost org. I couldn't be buggered waiting 3 minuets for it to expire or however long it's on for so I just drove around for a bit before finding another server. It's a shame the Wedge itself can't be modified and have it's armour toughened up. I paid close to $2M for it and that's what I get I guess.

[MrClownSocks]

Why the f*ck are people spectating heists and heist missions? What do they have to gain? NOTHING!!! The only thing you accomplish is greifing the heist because when someone dies and we are out of lives we cant restart the heist because you guessed it spectators. Do everyone a favor and quit spectating heists.

 

I also wish Ron would quit f*cking calling every 2 damn minutes about his sh*tty smuggler sh*t.

Edited January 28, 2018 by MrClownSocks

[Mach1bud]

PSN been wonky for like 4-5 days now.

[Shadowfennekin]

Why the f*ck are people spectating heists and heist missions? What do they have to gain? NOTHING!!! The only thing you accomplish is greifing the heist because when someone dies and we are out of lives we cant restart the heist because you guessed it spectators. Do everyone a favor and quit spectating heists.

 

I also wish Ron would quit f*cking calling every 2 damn minutes about his sh*tty smuggler sh*t.

Exactly!

And the fact that they are STILL there 20 minutes later!

I don't understand... for a finale, I'd suspect they want you to fail so you return to FR(They'll go with you) so it gives them a chance to hitch a ride.

But for a setup... why are you even watching it?

Just annoying when you fail near the very end because of some c*nt spectating. Unless it's one of my 'GTA friends' I occasionally play missions and Heists with, I'm not going to bother coming back after that catastrophe. Not unless the Facility is Lago Zancudo or a desert one so we're close to what we were doing

 

Somebody was spectating the ENTIRE Escort ULP match the other day

I know cause I saw his ass was awarded Bronze for some reason at the very end.... Escort ULP can take 20 minutes.... what kind of life do you have that you can WATCH people play Escort ULP and get no monetary gain?!

[dino722]

I know no one gives a sh*t about it but tonight I had my last straw with this game and it makes me rage. I encountered in a session a god mode player griefing the session, so I jumped to the next session just to see a group of tryhards suicide spamers griefing the lobby, so I junmp to the next one as soon as they come after me, cant be arsed having a fight with cowards like these...As soon as I land on another lobby with a fellow crew member im greeted with a message: REPORT KURDO_29.

Funny enough this hasol is in an invisible glitch and there for impossible to kill and even get a message from him saying to go cry at a corner...if by Tuesday I see no patch fixing all these gameplay issues I am literally done with the game. I like all kind of play styles and respect them, but cheating your way through and causing a bad experience to others is not my cup of tea, its difficult to say il quit, but the only thing I get out of this game since the doomsday heist is frustration.