The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[A Maned Wolf]

 

That's it. I've decided that I'm going to ram people off the road in every race that allows contact, slipstream and catchup. If just about everyone is going to play dirty in these races, then I will too.

 

I did a few races yesterday for the first time in a few monthsn and was pretty shocked at how things had degenerated. So many trolls immediataly turning around to race the wrong way and even on point to point races people were boosting ahead of the pack then turning & parking across the track to just take other cars out. Add that to the increased ramming off the track it's getting to be that non-contact is about the only way to get any fair racing done.

 

GTA is really starting to become the toilet of the online gaming community.

 

Starting?

Lol

[tommyguns]

Got two, first from last night. I hit buy on a car and 2 seconds after it confirmed purchase my connection cut out. So it took the money, but no car!! The silver lining is that it was a Rapid GT, so it could have been a much more expensive issue.

 

Second...80k spent on insurance within a half hour of loading in tonight, why? Because of some obnoxious little prick who wouldn't stop bugging me in his lame little meme mobile deluxo. It was worth it for the satisfaction of how pi**ed of he got, I got him a few times on foot as well. But the fact remains, R* are a bunch of a**holes for having 20k insurance fee's on weaponised vehicles.

[autofanatic]

 

 

High Priority Case is that mission which is unlocked very soon (level 20 or so), but low levels can't complete because they don't have aircraft yet and no helicopter is available around the whole f*cking map most of the times.

 

Don't expect a bit of logic there.

I apologize if this has been said but there's a crane nearby, you can climb the ladders to the top, then parachute down to the building. No aircraft needed.

 

Apart from the ages it takes to reach the top of the crane (noobs likely don't even know how to), you can get easily killed by the npc terminators when parachuting over the rooftop. Then the mission is over (because for some reason you have only 1 life here), so you have wasted your time.

 

Bad designed mission is bad.

I used the Merryweather chopper pickup when I first played this mission. It was so f*cking difficult as I didn't f*cking own the attack chopper, buzzard.

[Xiled]

 

High Priority Case is that mission which is unlocked very soon (level 20 or so), but low levels can't complete because they don't have aircraft yet and no helicopter is available around the whole f*cking map most of the times.

 

Don't expect a bit of logic there.

I apologize if this has been said but there's a crane nearby, you can climb the ladders to the top, then parachute down to the building. No aircraft needed.

 

only takes like 5 minutes to climb the stupid crane. There fault the helicopter unlock rank is higher than the required level to start the mission.

[Shaundi.]

Rockstar patching dupe glitches faster than they fix other bugs in the game.

 

But we all know why lol.

[secrecy274]

Well, I've just seen a new dedication to K/D whoring. Faced these two guys who abused passive, Ghost Org, Off-radar etc. However, one of them, every time I killed him, he restarted the game and rejoined. Every, single, time.

 

A little later a third guy joined, friend of theirs. After some fighting I gets into a sh*tty spawn. This guy used the rear-Phantom trick combined with a Hollow-point magnum, and every time I spawned in, I spawned right behind this damn truck, not even 5m away, giving him plenty of time to line up a shot before I could even move. After 10 or so deaths I finally spawn somewhere else, in front of him to be precise, so I shot him out.

 

And... of course he quits. I decided I had enough and leaves the game. Not 2min later I get messages from two of those guys.

I won't bother with the details, but the crux of our "conversation" was that he though it was justified to K/D boost because I were annoying and got a lucky spawn. Those ten or so bad spawns didn't count, of course.

 

Tryhards in a nutshell.

[HamwithCheese]

Lose 3 races

Win 2 in a row

Competitive people leave

"Okay time to clean up"

Game takes a sh*t on itself

[gtafan26]

 

 

High Priority Case is that mission which is unlocked very soon (level 20 or so), but low levels can't complete because they don't have aircraft yet and no helicopter is available around the whole f*cking map most of the times.

 

Don't expect a bit of logic there.

I apologize if this has been said but there's a crane nearby, you can climb the ladders to the top, then parachute down to the building. No aircraft needed.

 

only takes like 5 minutes to climb the stupid crane. There fault the helicopter unlock rank is higher than the required level to start the mission.

 

I believe the issues is that High Priority Case Roof Top Rumble got mix up , and and when High Priority Case was actually suppose to unlock, helicopter would of been already unlocked for the player.

[Picklez]

The Heists update introduced the Armored Kuruma and Hydra to freemode lobbies. The Doomsday Heist update introduced the Deluxo and Orbital Cannon. Both updates use a sh*tty system that makes the heists a lot less fun than they could have been. Both updates are some of the most overpraised updates this game has ever had.

 

Really makes me think.

[DrSweatySphincter]

So the Lazers in Air Quota get to keep their camouflage despite having whatever color the game assigns your team, but you can't get the option to keep it if you spend 6.5 million in hookers cash on it?

[Fennimoe]

What the f*ck is a Gerald!?

[Shadowfennekin]

*smh*

Servers...

I was keeping patience while helping a 30 and 40 with Data Breach, Hard difficulty.... they didn't seem to understand the concept of cover... or snacks, they kept dying in the second floor area making us redo the whole thing. Understandable as I died a few times there my first time on that as the layout was completely new... but they kept falling for the same mistakes, running ahead of me while I'm shooting the Russians in the rooms they're running past.

I mostly stuck around cause they gave me 20%, even though I always ready at 15%.

Fifth failure and I decide 'f*ck it, I'm ramboing the next floor' as all we really need to go is clear it to unlock the next checkpoint.

The damn game decided to do the hiccup and split us once we restarted though... which really made me look like an ass, I'd have stayed until we passed or one of them quit

[Handsome Jack]

Utility bills and whatever else bills you get charged for should be removed f*ckin R*

[CrysisAverted]

level 500 scrub with a 2.98 k/d trying hard to tryhard

attacks in a jet while off the radar and gets nailed by a tank

kill him with a Hunter barrage

goes after another Jet so I kill him again

hes in the airfield, I can barely see him

shoot and miss, the dude kills himself

he respawns and has a clear shot on me,gets a hitmarker and instantly kills himself

respawns, kills himself

 

this mans tactics are off the charts

 

move over Sun Tzu, this guy is re-writing the art of war

 

also lol some dude went after me in a Jet and we both went straight for each other but he left me smoking and I never hit him, after I turned in my smoking jet I cannoned him to death

 

also

on a rooftop

dude is f*cking hitting me through walls with his marksman

 

king of the castle starts

little miss slits his wrists goes

I just see him killing himself nonstop literally every other second in the feed

Edited January 25, 2018 by CrysisAverted

[CrysisAverted]

race starts

already racing against some pretty good dudes

holding 2nd, racing for first

just mm above checkpoint causing me to miss it and end up near dead last

give me a f*cking break

 

next race

against all odds holding steady at 2nd place on last lap

going to be my quickest lap for sure

hell might even catch up to first place

Yosemite overshoots checkpoint

suddenly 6th place on last stretch

 

f*ck this game

Edited January 25, 2018 by CrysisAverted

[autofanatic]

The Rockstar game services are unavailable right now. Please try again later. Return to GTA Online. What the f*ck? I was trying to do the f*cking daily objective. f*ck you, rockstar.

[Sentinel Driver]

Dumbass randoms in salvage hard drives don't understand that they are supposed to be SALVAGING the f*cking hard drives. what the f*ck? are the players illiterate for real?

[PetrolCB]

Yes, yes they are.

[Sentinel Driver]

Looks like C* are insisting that I should buy preps instead of doing them. I got disconnected f*cking AGAIN when doing a prep mission. f*ck this sh*t

[Arrows to Athens]

race starts

already racing against some pretty good dudes

holding 2nd, racing for first

just mm above checkpoint causing me to miss it and end up near dead last

give me a f*cking break

 

next race

against all odds holding steady at 2nd place on last lap

going to be my quickest lap for sure

hell might even catch up to first place

Yosemite overshoots checkpoint

suddenly 6th place on last stretch

 

f*ck this game

If you want horrible checkpoint placements, the Vespucci stunt track is always there for you, Broughy's most loathed track (and mine).

[zecanelao]

It's so f*cking annoying when your car spawns outside your bunker or facility when you spawn in these properties, even if you had parked your car inside any garage you own.

Then if you leave those properties you simply can't call the car you want because the last car you used is right next to you.

Edited January 25, 2018 by zecanelao

[Non Funkable Token]

^I find that very useful in order to spawn Sandkings with my 2nd character. No need to call the mechanic.

 

With my 1st is kinda annoying tho....

[Shadowfennekin]

When you land your Akula on your office and go back outside after starting the mission.

Stealth mode comes automatically undone while re-entering the Akula, reactivates it

Stealth and "Enter office" share the same button....

 

 

Also, I do wish we could go to Ammunation and refill on the special ammo there.

I HATE having to go through two loading screens and increase my chance of getting stuck. Going in and then going out of the MOC/Avenger

It's also annoying you can't even use your CEO's even though they clearly have a weapon bench, you have to quit and call yours just to use it. A real inconveniance

[Sentinel Driver]

I've been constantly getting disconnects today. wtf is going on c*

[The First Hunter]

Why the hell the same people i kept safe from a griefer while selling Bunker stock in my Akula try to kill me?

[Handsome Jack]

I just realized when you pay for a prep in the new heists the next prep costs more to pay. Thats f*cking ridiculous!

[Nathan Buell]

Oh boy where to start well the whole phone calling thing to tell you to buy properties is just a why like I understand the day they're the released yeah that makes sense but the fact that the my assistant tells me to deck out my warehouse after that updates been out for what almost a year? The warehouse is just forgotten at this point. Another thing is the price of everything like when online first came out the zentorno was 725,000 I remember thinking that's expensive but it's a fast car so it makes sense but now the fastest ones for example the x80 is like 2.7mil basically over 3mil to customize everything is just over priced and the missions/activities they provide you pay barely anything I know the bunker can get you a ton of money but some people do not have the time to wait and get a ton of $$.

 

Basically I think online should go back to where it was like in 2013 instead of trying to be a saints row 3rd look alike.

[Shadowfennekin]

Okay

So apparently if you land your Deluxo on its top while falling it's 'destroyed' despite not blowing up and in perfect health.

That sucked. I got charged for that BS too!

I smacked into my office and fell straight down back first!

 

Also, to top it off. I went into my Facility to refill on my explosive ammo for my sniper and shotgun

Got into my Avenger, hit the VTOL off button and the thing smacked straight into the ground, propellars flipped it upside down and I went sliding down the Lago Zancudo bank

Edited January 25, 2018 by Shadowfennekin

[MrClownSocks]

So the CEO quit the heist because nobody wanted to give him a ride to the Avenger/Stromberg. My thought is dont be so lazy and maybe dont cheap out on final cuts like he had. I and many other players require at least 20% to make it worth their time.

[hugh750]

why isn't the aircraft that you own isn't treated the same way as your personal vehicles?

i've got my vehicle access set to passenger only and random players can steal my aircrafts?

just a random rant.