The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[No Homing]

Killed a CEO during Executive Search from roof. Guy goes to a roof to counter snipe. I hit him once, no kill, fired a homing missile after. Get a hitmarker, but no kill?? What?? What else is there on that roof???

Shortly after that I got 2 heavy hitmarkers on a parachuting jet pilot that was moving fairly fast and crossing my path a decent distance away. No kill.

The Heavy needs to hit harder in the arm and legs....

Edited September 28, 2016 by MrCostari

[ciel]

I want my resting bitch face PA back but I refuse to spend money right before a DLC drops, heh.

[Dacelo]

Put myself in quick job queue for an Adversary and grab a drink hoping to have an Extraction ready for me when I get back to my PC and it puts me in a bloody LTS.

[rtie]

No i'm sorry but there's no session-wide VIP work running. If there is then where the f*ck is it?

[Gridl0k]

No i'm sorry but there's no session-wide VIP work running. If there is then where the f*ck is it?

 

Possibly someone abusing the no-police, no-BS points period you get during them. You can start the work, never arrive at the yellow marker and cockblock the whole lobby for 30mins. As you've not started it there'll be nothing on the map for everyone else.

Edited September 28, 2016 by Gridl0k

[namless1]

No i'm sorry but there's no session-wide VIP work running. If there is then where the f*ck is it?

 

Takes like 10 minutes for hostile takeover briefcase to be displayed globally if noone picks it up. Blessed 10 minutes without insurance, shame you have to leave the session afterwards, because some peasant will inevitably head for the briefcase.

 

Edit: ninja'd

Edited September 28, 2016 by namless1

[EkaSwede]

The assistant needs to eat some of those f*cking snacks.

 

I don't recall see arms so skinny ever in my life

 

Also, I still love how I have to do a damn glitch to wear a bandana alone. Love it just as much as not being able to get special game mode outfits alone.

AUGH!

 

No wonder she can't properly stand up when she greets you.

[rtie]

 

No i'm sorry but there's no session-wide VIP work running. If there is then where the f*ck is it?

 

Possibly someone abusing the no-police, no-BS points period you get during them. You can start the work, never arrive at the yellow marker and cockblock the whole lobby for 30mins. As you've not started it there'll be nothing on the map for everyone else.

 

That must have been it, must have been that AFK bastard at the airport.

[Dacelo]

Why is disabling team balancing an option?

[jdv95]

Why is disabling team balancing an option?

this the very Reason i never play adversary modes.

[CarimboHanky]

Why is disabling team balancing an option?

 

yep thats one of the downsides of that mode, but even with team balance enabled, it gets totally unbalanced once 1-2 people from the same side leave or gets disconnected.

 

still love entourage

[Gridl0k]

Team balancing getting you down?

 

Host Rhino Hunt!

[Kushology]

Team balancing getting you down?

 

Host Rhino Hunt!

Glad I never played this and everyone elses experience is enough to keep me away.

[Gridl0k]

The host gets the Rhino

[Kushology]

The host gets the Rhino

Do they? They never thought this mode out. Even if someone kills the tank user, do they not become the tank next round?

 

If not..why do we have an official K/D boost mode?

[Gridl0k]

Yeah, but I bet you'd struggle to fill a lobby. Last time I played I went 48-0, and I spent one whole round just killing by ramming because I felt a bit guilty about the whole affair.

Edited September 28, 2016 by Gridl0k

[PetrolCB]

I am completely aware of how the future of this game is going to be online. That being said, what in the f*ck is with the influx of 8000 ranked/ridiculous K/D players within the past week?

 

On another note, to those that have these "stats", and I know you post here; what's the point? I mean really. You don't intimidate anybody and you look like a complete dipsh*t.

[WATTSNATIONALIST]

For that matter why is k/d even a thing in this game period?

This game keeps way too many "stats" anyway.

 

#paythebenz

Edited September 28, 2016 by WATTSNATIONALIST

[jdv95]

Not being able to paint livery's On my sultan.

 

Srsly we have 6 livery options but only 1 has a different color option. Even that isn't good enough because it can only be black or white.

[TigOleBitties]

I am completely aware of how the future of this game is going to be online. That being said, what in the f*ck is with the influx of 8000 ranked/ridiculous K/D players within the past week?

 

On another note, to those that have these "stats", and I know you post here; what's the point? I mean really. You don't intimidate anybody and you look like a complete dipsh*t.

Those guys bought accounts from extreme asshole modders who spawn killed 10's of thousands to get the KD... I always vote to kick them out of principle

[TKDSnovelist]

Not GTAO related, but Israel has a general called "Gadi Eisenkot".

 

Eisenkot means Iron sh*t in German

 

...

[Nacho Z]

Not GTAO related, but Israel has a general called "Gadi Eisenkot".

 

Eisenkot means Iron sh*t in German

 

...

This General sounds like one tough hombre.

[TKDSnovelist]

 

Not GTAO related, but Israel has a general called "Gadi Eisenkot".

 

Eisenkot means Iron sh*t in German

 

...

This General sounds like one tough hombre.

 

 

Sounds like it, but...

 

[Nacho Z]

 

 

Not GTAO related, but Israel has a general called "Gadi Eisenkot".

 

Eisenkot means Iron sh*t in German

 

...

This General sounds like one tough hombre.

 

Sounds like it, but...

 

To be fair, unless he's got a particularly vicious cat it looks like he's got three or four knife scars on his face.

[TKDSnovelist]

 

 

 

Not GTAO related, but Israel has a general called "Gadi Eisenkot".

 

Eisenkot means Iron sh*t in German

 

...

This General sounds like one tough hombre.

 

Sounds like it, but...

 

To be fair, unless he's got a particularly vicious cat it looks like he's got three or four knife scars on his face.

 

 

Oh... he surely has some vicious cats:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edited September 28, 2016 by TKDSnovelist

[No Homing]

2nd time the game doesn't count my Hydra kamikaze at the end of Criminal Damage. Costing me 750k every time. I'm just gonna add it up manually when I make the video.

 

I have been cheated out of so many things during these Freemode Events.

[BlueCheese]

If I could play the game long enough I might have something gameplay related to bitch about, but that "GTAV.exe has stopped working" that happens every 15-30 minutes kinda ruins that possibility for me.

I don't even know who to be angry at, I know I didn't have this problem a year ago, the game never crashed for me back then.

Reinstalled the game 3 weeks ago to give online another go and well...crash crash crash...BSOD...crash crash.

 

The BSOD is totally windows 10's fault since the same crap happens now and then, even when I'm not playing games, thanks for the nostalgia trip microsoft,

I haven't seen a BSOD on one of my own PC's since the late 90's or so and now I can relive that on a regular basis!

 

The other crashes that generates about a million different error log entries, making it impossible to pinpoint the actual source of the problem,

that I'm just gonna blame on R*, I'll just blame the game, it's the most convenient solution. I have tried all kinds of "fixes", Today I spent maybe 1 hour playing and about 6 hours trying to fix this sh*t so yeah... #PCnotSoMasterrace

 

Edited September 28, 2016 by BlueCheese

[No Homing]

So for the past few days my SP checklist on SC does not want to load. At all. Really weird.

 

And I discovered a new kind of lagg. RPG hitmarkers. I just got like 7 hitmarkers in a row on a guy that's in such a small enclosement there's no way to miss him unless you miss the window. I'm talking about the King of the Spawnrape Castle in PB (not the cable car station one, the one actually in PB)

 

When I got him he said wow you finally got me. I asked how it looked like on his screen but he never replied. Dickhead. Good thing I merked his ass.

[whywontyoulisten]

Not saying NPCs are OP, but...

 

 

[hugh750]

why is it when you jack an expensive car the original driver puts a really cheap bounty on you $1k - $2k but if you jack a cheap car it's original driver will put a bounty on you up from $5k - $9k??