The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[MaxBazooka01]

They come with Trump organization names. They come with sidestepping, stupid helmets, rebreathers, ugly tattoos and facepaint.

 

They come with rockets, grenades, sticky bombs, pistols, and cyanide --- and they use them only on themselves.

 

The interaction menu is open, the map is stared at --- the panic is palpable.

 

They have no skill, no shame, no emotions, no friends, no soul to save.

 

THEY COME WITH SATAN. THEY ARE THE F*CKING ANTICHRIST OF ONLINE GAMING.

(Nervously sweats, has PTSD flashback, changes MTU)

[SHOKKERZ91]

 

Fhat the wuck is wrong with the servers now? Keep getting errors and now I just can't join at all.

 

I keep getting an error that says character inventory couldn't be retrieved or something, can't join a game. Such is the R* way

 

(PC btw)

 

Same. It´s annoying.

[Guest]

I'm in-game now, but buying anything takes ages, the 'Transaction pending' is taking longer than usual to complete.

[Hécate-II]

It took me 2 min to order 3 f*cking crates. I've thought something went wrong on my side.

[mayo gaming]

Me as it rolls: FOR F*CK SAK..

Me as it lands on it's wheels:

Caused by lag? Or just Satan's magic force?

[gtafan26]

Holy cow, took about 10 minutes to finally load into online and NOT get booted, did a few supply runs, deiced to get in that 16 race play list, started up race 10 of 16, get booted , another 15 minutes trying to load back into online, got serveral different error message while I waited. Finally load back in and its SAVING FAILED................FMR, rest mode the PS4 goes.

[Black Terminator]

Came on and sees that PSN Servers are down. Just when I wanted to do more crate collecting.

[Nerfgoth]

The Revolter price tag. Nuff said.

And zero customization! 1.6 is a bit to much for a car that us wort 800k!

[Battle Scars]

PSN seems to be back up again

[theyorkshirejo]

Damn you trash truck deliveries

[Foppezão]

You people also noticed that you lose power when switching to VTOL?(while holding R2) Avenger/Hydra just drops right to the ground. it's not a coincidence anymore...

[hugh750]

r* really needs to add a cool down feature on the suicide option or completely remove it because of the players who abuse it, i had today who (i noticed it the kill feed) was abusing the suicide option repeatedly i even sent a strike team after him but that didn't stop him.

i voted to kick him, and while i was repaying the doomsday heist setup where you have to collect deluxos and was riding my carbon motorbike and was going through tunnel that goes under fort zencudo he comes after me in a jet and he spams rockets at me and blows my bike and kills me.

i ended up reporting him for griefing.

[TheFroggmann]

Fhat the wuck is wrong with the servers now? Keep getting errors and now I just can't join at all.

 

Must be the extreme demand for the Revolter...

[FukNRekd]

i ... sent a strike team after him...

 

i voted to kick him,

 

he ... blows my bike and kills me.

 

i ended up reporting him for griefing.

Wait, so let me get this straight.... YOU went after him, twice, for using a feature R* put in the game, then report him for smacking you around like a well deserved red-headed step-child?

 

Are you 12?

 

/blink/

Edited January 24, 2018 by FukNRekd

[Xiled]

You people also noticed that you lose power when switching to VTOL?(while holding R2) Avenger/Hydra just drops right to the ground. it's not a coincidence anymore...

They made that happen in this update now.

[79'Blazer4x4]

r* really needs to add a cool down feature on the suicide option or completely remove it because of the players who abuse it.

It has its uses though, so removing it completely would be detrimental. The perfect solution would just be to make it so suicide(by all means, EWO, explosives, falling, etc.) effects K/D ratio. Pretty much the only ones who abuse it are those who think their K/D ratio actually means something in this game, so making suicide count as a death on their K/D would bring that to a halt pretty quickly. Even better is that those who don't realize the change will absolutely ruin their precious K/D ratio by spamming suicide.

[theyorkshirejo]

 

r* really needs to add a cool down feature on the suicide option or completely remove it because of the players who abuse it.

It has its uses though, so removing it completely would be detrimental. The perfect solution would just be to make it so suicide(by all means, EWO, explosives, falling, etc.) effects K/D ratio. Pretty much the only ones who abuse it are those who think their K/D ratio actually means something in this game, so making suicide count as a death on their K/D would bring that to a halt pretty quickly. Even better is that those who don't realize the change will absolutely ruin their precious K/D ratio by spamming suicide.

Oh it would make my day if Rockstar did this lmao

[Sentinel Driver]

Rescue ULP single-handedly from foundry. Retard dies. Restart at the parking lot with ULP. Drive him over to the drop-off. Get silver (it was a team of three). ehh f*ck off c*

[Rafae]

^ You're worried about a f*cking medal instead of actually passing the setup with randoms?

[MrClownSocks]

I hate to say it but I think Im done giving 110% on these heist setups and heist finales. Nearly every time Im the one carrying the mission, and Im not the host nor am I being paid nearly enough for all the restarts because people think theyre f*cking invincible against juggernauts. It doesnt matter what level someone is chances are theyre trash or a lazy player. Ive been playing this game since the beginning. 99% of these players arent trolls. Theyre just that f*cking stupid. Id hate to see how they fair irl if they cant read instructions on a tv screen. Smfh

[Queenslayer]

They come with Trump organization names. They come with sidestepping, stupid helmets, rebreathers, ugly tattoos and facepaint.

 

They come with rockets, grenades, sticky bombs, pistols, and cyanide --- and they use them only on themselves.

 

The interaction menu is open, the map is stared at --- the panic is palpable.

 

They have no skill, no shame, no emotions, no friends, no soul to save.

 

THEY COME WITH SATAN. THEY ARE THE F*CKING ANTICHRIST OF ONLINE GAMING.

 

I was hoping to invite you to my organization: DJT Saltmining

[Shadowfennekin]

If you paid for the Paleto facility, and have the nerve to try and have one of your associates drive you to the goal you can f*ck right off. Maybe experiencing just how far away and an inconvenience being a cheap ass can be will make you think about next time.

[Handsome Jack]

I really hate seeing this f*cking message every time I join a session like I already have everything you stupid greedy f*cks stop showing me this

 

[HamwithCheese]

Stunt races: Lets take a physics engine that was designed to be fairly grounded and somewhat realistic and do sh*t it was never intended to do.

[-Silence*]

Was playing haulage with my MOC Phantom when I see two blips trying to catch up to me. They finally do right as I drop off my trailer and instantly start shooting, but I just laugh it off and drive away. Then I see them start to follow me and continue shooting and ramming my truck. I try shooting back only to realize they're in the other style MOC Truck so no point in wasting my ammo, I also notice they are lower levels (driver was 80,passenger was 36 or something, I just hit 300) and in seperate crews. I figured they'd get bored after a while so I drove around the entire map only to have them constantly ramming & firing at me the whole time.

 

I start another round of haulage. They didn't stop shooting even as I backed into the tailer but couldn't kill me, then tailed me still shooting non stop. Same thing happens after I drop the trailer, they tail me everywhere I go non stop shooting. At this point I could care less, it was more annying listening to bullets hit my truck. I did two more rounds of haulage, made 100k all while these two kept up shooting the whole time. Even if I stopped they would stop behind me and just shoot. So at this point I decide I wanna have some fun and call my Deluxo into play... only to get kicked off the servers before I could. I tried rejoining the "griefers" game but he promtly shut his Xbox off right after I left. Damn servers always ruining the moment when I wanna have some fun.

[KingpinRCR]

The new revolter is utter BLASPHEMY! Audi features on an ubermacht??? BURN IN HELL R*!!! And that cadillac back doesnt belong there either. It should be a pure bred BMW.

 

Edit: double post

Edited January 24, 2018 by KingpinRCR

[Mrs. Buzz]

Damn you trash truck deliveries

^^because you get stuck? Otherwise wait for the Post-OP van, then the trash truck is a super sports car in comparsion

[autofanatic]

I really hate seeing this f*cking message every time I join a session like I already have everything you stupid greedy f*cks stop showing me this

 

Perhaps rockstar wants you to f*cking buy everything again.

[Nyamber]

"The criminal enterprise starter pack is now available blah blah blah..."

 

f*ck you. I don't care.

Edited January 24, 2018 by The Irish Hunter

[PetrolCB]

At least its a lot nicer than the game telling you to kill yourself when you go clothes shopping.