The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[Shadowfennekin]

Really!

We could have passed the Elite Challenge for act 3!

But one person got cocky and didn't take cover when going into the hacking room!

Nobody died after that.

We could have passed that... then all I'd need was act 1's elite... which is impossible to do in Paleto, I'm not gonna hear otherwise. You'd need a team of four grouped in two fast cars to compensate for the time wasted driving. A team of four can slaughter the inside easily. Seriously... a desert based Data Breach would be much appreciated game.

[Sentinel Driver]

Playing dead courier setup. Random host is on paramedics team. Dies twice in the coroners office and votes continue on end screen. why the f*ck are you even hosting if you're gonna quit after the first try you dumb f*ck

[FrankTheWeedGuy]

what the hell is with this new god mode sh*t on ps4 i don't like wasting explosive sniper rounds thinking its lag

[Happy Hunter]

 

[-Silence*]

Oh look server issues again.

[ALifeOfMisery]

what the hell is with this new god mode sh*t on ps4 i don't like wasting explosive sniper rounds thinking its lag

It's f*cking horrendous in free roam.

 

Comes in handy during a heist though. I accepted a random invite to rescue agent 14 last night, the level 60 something I thought would be the reason I'd quit had God mode. The whole thing took about 6 or 7 mins, they Rambo'd the whole mission.

 

Don't get me wrong, playing like that constantly would be boring, but as a one off, seeing a low level take out invisible jugernaughts solo was pretty funny.

 

I'd imagine a lot of CMM runs get done before this glitch is patched.

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

Another Truckgoof. Seems it's Mating season for Trucks.

[Slonitram]

Air Quota seems to have attracted the most braindead pilots of all time. I swear that after every single f*cking kill at least one or two idiots are going to slam their planes into sh*t and blow themselves up, resetting out score. How hard is it to control a plane with a f*cking PS4 controller of all things?

[ALifeOfMisery]

Air Quota seems to have attracted the most braindead pilots of all time. I swear that after every single f*cking kill at least one or two idiots are going to slam their planes into sh*t and blow themselves up, resetting out score. How hard is it to control a plane with a f*cking PS4 controller of all things?

It's the k/d worshipping [email protected] that play looking for some quick easy kills.

 

I've been against players who repeatedly nosedive the second you get lock on, they can't win that way, so they don't care about the win or money. It's all about protecting their k/d.

 

At least they let you get the win, the amount of players who quit while still on the Lazer/Hydra is unreal.

[Da Elite Ninjah]

So dumb how bombs disappear if you're high up.

But, I can bomb people while flying above the clouds?

Edited January 23, 2018 by Da Elite Ninjah

[HamwithCheese]

Looks for land race

"No races to be found"

Looks for meme race

*finds one in less than 1 seconds*

 

f*ck everyone.

 

Tries to find another land race

Gets a meme race

Quits game to play gt sport

Edited January 23, 2018 by HamwithCheese

[Deadreaver]

Why the f*ck is the game not allowing me to join heist set up missions anymore. I've joined FOUR separate set up missions and each time it gets to the part where we're choosing our outfits it says "you were kicked". F*cking annoying.

[Cackling Jack]

Ffs every session I’ve had this week so far a god mode try hard/hards are using to get easy kills. Oh it might affected my k/d ratio if I actually get killed by someone decent. This why I’ve semi retired from pvp.

[Gridl0k]

Custom loadout keeps disappearing

Camera keeps resetting to first person on foot and in every vehicle class

Answering the phone still fires a missile sometimes

Expanded minimap still has to be turned off sometimes but you have to figure out when

Mugger list obscured by killfeed

Game has been out 4 years 3 months

Edited January 23, 2018 by Gridl0k

[secrecy274]

If I'm not attacking you, I'm not hostile.

If you attack me, I'll become hostile.

if I become hostile, I'll keep attacking you.

If I keep attacking you, don't send me messages to leave you alone.

Because I would't be attacking you, if you left me alone in the first place.

[Irish45455]

Join a random session, hoping to get my own because I'm too lazy to switch MTU back to 810. Hear some idiot on mic babbling about how he's so good and he'll kill everyone in the session. I figure I'll stick around, see where this sh*tshow is headed. Take my GT500 out, figure I'll try and get some decent shots of it. See on the map Mr. I'll Kill Everyone headed my way, and he's spouting off all kinds of sh*t like I'm garbage, he's coming for me, blah blah blah. Hop back in GT500 and head towards bunker, figure I'll see how much supplies I have. Kid is still following, and he starts shooting. I drop a few stickies, and manage to get him, blowing up him and his chrome Nero.

 

Guy gets all salty, saying I'm trash, and that i got lucky. He keeps coming after me, and I'm just using my explosive rounds and thermal scope to pick him off. Finally after getting killed I don't remember how many times he realizes that he isn't going to win this battle and screws off to go screw with someone else, but not before he send me a text in game: "im repurting u". So, you talk mad sh*t, keep coming after someone who is just trying to mind their own business, and then you go and report them because you aren't the big bad hotshot you thought you were and couldn't get easy kills? Go take a long walk off a short pier. I'm telling you man, ever since Christmas, there's been an influx of noobs, tryhards and deadliest of all, tryhard low levels who scream nothing but ear rape and racism.

Edited January 23, 2018 by Irish45455

[Arrows to Athens]

 

what the hell is with this new god mode sh*t on ps4 i don't like wasting explosive sniper rounds thinking its lag

It's f*cking horrendous in free roam.

 

Comes in handy during a heist though. I accepted a random invite to rescue agent 14 last night, the level 60 something I thought would be the reason I'd quit had God mode. The whole thing took about 6 or 7 mins, they Rambo'd the whole mission.

 

Don't get me wrong, playing like that constantly would be boring, but as a one off, seeing a low level take out invisible jugernaughts solo was pretty funny.

 

I'd imagine a lot of CMM runs get done before this glitch is patched.

 

Since God mode can be used in heists, expect a patch soon. If you couldn't, expect a patch next year.

 

You know why.

Edited January 23, 2018 by Arrows to Athens

[Semaj 2JZ♢]

The Revolter price tag. Nuff said.

[Mrnrfan182]

Fire up game...servers down...wait a few minutes...servers up, good to go.

 

Join race...its a no contact stunt race...Im down, should be an easy win.

 

Substantial lead in first place...hit a turbo strip...car bounces in the air and land on its roof. WTF? Im headed up hill so I cant right the car and get momentum enough to go forward so I have no choice but to reset the car.

 

No longer in first but confident I can catch up since the other racers arent very good.

 

Blast out of a tunnel...deploy parachute...descend towards platform...catching up to first place...land on platform car does an illogical 540 degree spin...Im now facing the wrong way and somehow teetering on the edge of the platform.

 

Frustrated I decide to take the L and head back to my invite only session...get stuck in the clouds for a while as I get loaded into a public session. No Rockstar...NO. Quit back to story mode...try to load up invite only...servers down...turn PS4 off, call it a day, ima go do literally anything else with my time, this f*cking game is a goddamn mess.

 

Additional bitch and moan...

 

God Mode. I report each and every one of you mother f*ckers...its a useless system Rockstar has in place but in my head Im hoping your pussy character gets wiped clean...quit being a piece of sh*t.

Edited January 23, 2018 by Mrnrfan182

[Arrows to Athens]

God Mode. I report each and every one of you mother f*ckers...its a useless system Rockstar has in place but in my head Im hoping your pussy character gets wiped clean...quit being a piece of sh*t.

The thing is, the moment they fix the current God mode glitch, another one will be introduced. Also, there could be hundreds of other God mode glitches out there right now, but we just haven't discovered them yet.

Edited January 23, 2018 by Arrows to Athens

[Xiled]

Inb4 they remove doomsday heist because godmode glitch is out. lol

Edited January 23, 2018 by Xiled

[theyorkshirejo]

Discounts and double $ are so boring lately

[TheRevenge]

Theres one turn in a stunt tube in the latest premium race thats not lined up properly and it sends the ruiner flying pretty much every time if you hit the right side of the turn, its 3/4 through the course and its right on a booster pad. Such bullsh*t, whoever designed the course should be thrown out of a moving car.

Edited January 23, 2018 by TheRevenge

[Arrows to Athens]

Inb4 they remove doomsday heist because godmode glitch is out. lol

Or wipe out Zeldick's bank account. lmao

Edited January 23, 2018 by Arrows to Athens

[Mrnrfan182]

 

God Mode. I report each and every one of you mother f*ckers...its a useless system Rockstar has in place but in my head Im hoping your pussy character gets wiped clean...quit being a piece of sh*t.

The thing is, the moment they fix the current God mode glitch, another one will be introduced. Also, there could be hundreds of other God mode glitches out there right now, but we just haven't discovered them yet.

Oh I know...Im mostly just irritated with the recent onslaught of people exploiting it and ruining things like death matches or freemode battles. God Mode glitches arent new, its the fact that this one is pretty common knowledge.

[EkaSwede]

Fhat the wuck is wrong with the servers now? Keep getting errors and now I just can't join at all.

[Guest]

Fhat the wuck is wrong with the servers now? Keep getting errors and now I just can't join at all.

 

I keep getting an error that says character inventory couldn't be retrieved or something, can't join a game. Such is the R* way

 

(PC btw)

Edited January 23, 2018 by Guest

[-KM-]

PS servers have been pretty shocking all night. We've been getting booted out of parties & returned to story mode constantly.

[Blasterman4EVER]

They come with Trump organization names. They come with sidestepping, stupid helmets, rebreathers, ugly tattoos and facepaint.

They come with rockets, grenades, sticky bombs, pistols, and cyanide --- and they use them only on themselves.

The interaction menu is open, the map is stared at --- the panic is palpable.

They have no skill, no shame, no emotions, no friends, no soul to save.

THEY COME WITH SATAN. THEY ARE THE F*CKING ANTICHRIST OF ONLINE GAMING.

Edited January 23, 2018 by Blasterman4EVER

[LordLoff]

Why do you thinh they call it THE DOOMS DAY, huhhh ??? Lol