The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[Sentinel Driver]

I got a message from a tryhard saying "1v1 xx". I had just joined the lobby and I was sitting in my facility. Confused, I replied with a quick "REEEEE" and quit the game.

[tommyguns]

Just when I seem to forget how horrible the spawns in this game can be, it reminds me!!

 

First off I drop out of a race, and it drops me right in front of a jet which is already tearing up the road with its death beam, I'm dead in a second. To make it worse, the tosser in the jet left the session a minute later, so I didn't get the satisfaction of blowing them out of the sky.

 

Near the end of the night I decided to accept a heist invite, stealing the lectro's from the Lost. After we complete it and spawn back to freeroam, the second I get control of my character, the four of us are dead. It dropped us right in front of someone.

 

Them I got to deal with though. I chased after them, then I saw they were heading for a moving target vehicle, so I got my akula and stalked them. They checked the map before they got in, obviously making sure nobody was nearby and no e of the four they had just gunned down the second they spawned, had chased them....except I was hovering the otherside of the warehouse in my heli.

 

I let them drive off and get on the big bridge at the docks before I dropped stealth and killed them. Went stealth and his behind cover, then bountied them. It was a few minutes before they left cover. I left it a little longer and followed, then swooped down and blew them and their supercar up, for free

 

Oh...and I got shot when I was standing directly behind a big bridge support. They were across the marina, no way in the world they had the angle to shoot me legit. They shot 'through' the pillar. So I messaged them, that shooting through walls is an exploit, can be reported, so quit the cheating.

 

They actually tried to tell me they hadn't shot through the bridge support pillar! Garbage, they were directly in line with it, it was 3 times the width of my toon, who was stood up close. Why do exploiters think they an get away with obvious lies?

[theyorkshirejo]

Go offline, no bounty.

Come online, bounty

???

[Kushology]

Go offline, no bounty.

Come online, bounty

???

Were you in passive before you got off? That's happened to me. Someone setting a bounty on me and it not notifying me.

 

Next time I hopped on, 1k bounty.

[LordLoff]

Just when I seem to forget how horrible the spawns in this game can be, it reminds me!!

 

First off I drop out of a race, and it drops me right in front of a jet which is already tearing up the road with its death beam, I'm dead in a second. To make it worse, the tosser in the jet left the session a minute later, so I didn't get the satisfaction of blowing them out of the sky.

 

Near the end of the night I decided to accept a heist invite, stealing the lectro's from the Lost. After we complete it and spawn back to freeroam, the second I get control of my character, the four of us are dead. It dropped us right in front of someone.

 

Them I got to deal with though. I chased after them, then I saw they were heading for a moving target vehicle, so I got my akula and stalked them. They checked the map before they got in, obviously making sure nobody was nearby and no e of the four they had just gunned down the second they spawned, had chased them....except I was hovering the otherside of the warehouse in my heli.

 

I let them drive off and get on the big bridge at the docks before I dropped stealth and killed them. Went stealth and his behind cover, then bountied them. It was a few minutes before they left cover. I left it a little longer and followed, then swooped down and blew them and their supercar up, for free

 

Oh...and I got shot when I was standing directly behind a big bridge support. They were across the marina, no way in the world they had the angle to shoot me legit. They shot 'through' the pillar. So I messaged them, that shooting through walls is an exploit, can be reported, so quit the cheating.

 

They actually tried to tell me they hadn't shot through the bridge support pillar! Garbage, they were directly in line with it, it was 3 times the width of my toon, who was stood up close. Why do exploiters think they an get away with obvious lies?

It's an old known fact that if the wall, pillar or even entire building that you choose for protection, is far enough from the shooter, it wont render soldi for them, even terrain hills

 

They put the thermal vision (helmet or scope) and know exactly where you are at all time and bullets go thorough anything and any player is fully exposed - is not an expliut in the sence that Rockstar does not care, is more a rule of the game, quite stupid and that Rockstar never fixed and never will - more deaths = more expenses, tougher grinds = shark cards

Edited January 22, 2018 by LordLoff

[Mister_Incredible92]

Car: *Boop*

Trailer:

Me: *Alex Jones level screen shaking rage screaming*

Why does this keep happening to you? Everytime you drive a trailer, it f*cks up over a baby bump on the road.

 

Speaking of bumping.......

 

I'm sick and tired of my vigilante fliping over and over, over a small bump everytime i hit something,including an invisible curb.

Edited January 22, 2018 by Mister_Incredible92

[LordLoff]

More deaths = more expenses = tougher grinding or freeroam = shark cards, nothing ele matters to Rockstar, a Corporation with investors to reward

[theyorkshirejo]

 

Go offline, no bounty.

Come online, bounty

???

Were you in passive before you got off? That's happened to me. Someone setting a bounty on me and it not notifying me.

 

Next time I hopped on, 1k bounty.

Nope! I was in a session by myself doing resupplies!

I restarted the game and the bounty was gone though.

Very strange.

Edited January 22, 2018 by xjodielaura

[Arrows to Athens]

More deaths = more expenses = tougher grinding or freeroam = shark cards, nothing ele matters to Rockstar, a Corporation with investors to reward

Sometimes I think Mr. Krabs runs Taker-2 and Rockstar.

 

f*ck the cops. They do nothing except ruin free mode. The cops actually promote ewo spamming because they are constantly chipping away at your health and being a general pain in your f*cking ass

GTA 6, if it has online(it will, R* have realized the cash grab and there's no way they'll exclude online from the next game) they need to bring back the option for disabled wanted level lobbies like GTA IV online had.

 

Won't happen. Too much fun.

Edited January 22, 2018 by Arrows to Athens

[Sentinel Driver]

Tried playing contact missions because I'm tired of freeroam warriors and clueless heist noobs. Playing holed up - burton and stupid Juan is bugged. He refuses to get in the car. He's stuck standing still. f*cking c* idiots fix your game, it's your f*cking job how about you do your job

[WildBrick142]

Apparently someone joining to spectate the Act I Finale completely breaks the heist by making the cannons unoperable.

 

It was such a perfect f*cking run, and on hard too. To further add salt to the wound we couldn't restart from checkpoint because apparently you can't restart the heist if a f*cking spectator is present.

 

Who the hell thought it was a great idea?

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

Great, just met my first lagswitching God mode f*ck, closed the game instantly, he doesn't deserve 30k from Piracy Prevention.

[Hécate-II]

I tried to fill again my vehicle warehouse to 80%, just in case. But well, finally no. I'm not going to do it lol

 

f*ck this mission and koreans screaming "Shugoooooo!!!!"

[Guest]

Played an emote. Character couldn't do anything except walk afterwards, for some reason. Tried to switch session, surprise surprise, I can't. Need to restart. Because of a f*cking emote.

[Rafae]

Apparently someone joining to spectate the Act I Finale completely breaks the heist by making the cannons unoperable.

 

It was such a perfect f*cking run, and on hard too. To further add salt to the wound we couldn't restart from checkpoint because apparently you can't restart the heist if a f*cking spectator is present.

 

Who the hell thought it was a great idea?

This is why I turned spectating off in the options at the pause menu after a crew member spectated me and another crew member during the hacking part of the ACT III finale

 

One of us died and we had to start all over from the beginning of the finale lol

[No Homing]

 

 

Go offline, no bounty.

Come online, bounty

???

Were you in passive before you got off? That's happened to me. Someone setting a bounty on me and it not notifying me.

 

Next time I hopped on, 1k bounty.

Nope! I was in a session by myself doing resupplies!

I restarted the game and the bounty was gone though.

Very strange.

I have had that too.

It's a fake bounty, basicaly.

[MrClownSocks]

Holy sh*t people are so f*cking bad at the Doomsday Scenario finale. smh

[Slonitram]

I got an invite to Doomsday Scenario finale from a random. I joined in and hoped for two other players to hop in. Nope, just me and the host.

 

Alright, fine. MAYBE we can pull this off if we both don't act dumb. But I knew that wasn't gonna happen from the start of it, because the guy immediatelly booted things off by trying to give himself 100% the money for the heist. I simply sat there and waited for his mind to change. My cut went from 0, to 15, 30, 45 and finally, 50. 50/50 to me sounded fair so I hit ready, but the host tried to pull a quick one by decreasing all of my cut to back to 20, which I was not having at all, so I quickly unreadyed myself (if that's even a word). Some more time passed and everything went back to 50/50. I hit ready again and this time, it seems the host got the message because he hit start and the heist initiated.

 

So, we drive all the way to the Khanjali and the Barrage. I went for the Khanjali because I was pretty sure the Barrage was a death trap with only two people, specially since I had the itching sensation this guy would not have snack menus up, even though he was high leveled. We drove the Khanjali tank into Mount Chiliad with no problem except for the times he'd stop the damn tank just to slowly turn around and shoot an enemy we left behind, which was unecessary. Eventually, we reach the end of the tunnel where we need to get off. We make it past the juggernauts and keep heading down the mountain's insides until we come to that spot where we need to split. He goes left and I go right, blowing up the supplies, until, what would you know, I hear an explosion and that cursed death notification on the left corner of my screen, along with a pretty squeaky sounding voice going "NOOOOO!"

 

Okay, first failure. We can try again. But as it turns out, we began not even being able ot get past the juggernauts, because this guy kept running into them and getting himself shredded by the miniguns. How hard is it to hide behind a motherf*cking Khanjali to take juggernauts out?

 

On our fourth try or something, we make it past the juggernauts by some miracle and we do the supply destroying thing again. This time, he messages me to go with him, which I didn't want to because we were supposed to split into two. Besides, he didn't even die because the enemies killed him that one time, he died because he was too stupid to stand at a safe distance from an explosive crate he was intended to shoot. I didn't go with him, I went down my own way and what would you know, he decides to follow me. So, we make it our way past the army of clones, blowing up supply boxes again, until I hear an explosion behind me and the f*cking death notification again, along with some audible sounds of a controller possibly being beaten against a table or something in the background. Then, the guy left and I didn't get my payday because someone was simply too stupid to play this heist.

 

Speaking of payday, Payday 2 is a very fun game that handles heisting better than this game ever has. Oh, and it actually has competent players who actually know what the f*ck they are doing.

[A Maned Wolf]

*clap* *clap* Nice f*cking job unpaid intern:

[Shadowfennekin]

I see a invite for Khanjali and decide to join up, wanting to leave the lobby anyways since an asshole keeps following me in his Oppressor

A level 16 gets in, host doesn't kick him. I'm thinking it should be fine anyways, I'll kill pretty much everybody with the Vigilante like always.

 

But.. he didn't fail us by dying... no, he didn't seem to get the clue he was supposed to get IN the tank. He kept getting into his car, then got out to shoot Avon's clones, got back in and just parked there honking obnoxiously at our tank. I kept texting him. "Get in" "....." "Get in you idiot" "...you're an idiot"

 

I left after three minutes of that, knowing he'd never get into the tank.

The level 16 could have made an easy 40k if he wasn't so f*cking stupid. It clearly says "GET IN KHANJALI" on the bottom half of the screen!

He's either mentally stupid or a squeaker

 

Speaking of payday, Payday 2 is a very fun game that handles heisting better than this game ever has. Oh, and it actually has competent players who actually know what the f*ck they are doing.

Oh, you mean the game full of assholes who kick you near the end so you don't get paid?

I never plan on getting the One version as that happened all the time on the 360 version, quickly killed the mood. Sadly it was digital, otherwise Gamestop would have gotten it for a $1 cause I didn't care.

[EkaSwede]

 

Speaking of payday, Payday 2 is a very fun game that handles heisting better than this game ever has. Oh, and it actually has competent players who actually know what the f*ck they are doing.

Heck yes.

 

It's funny since I actually got Payday 2 while I was waiting for GTAV to release on PC because I wanted to heist something. Turns out the heist based co-op game handled it much better. Just Donacdum.

 

@Shadowfennekin: Oh I know exactly how you feel. There are quite a few fothermuckers here and there that get off on kicking for no reason and being a little too obsessed with Meta Builds on Overkill difficulty (which isn't that hard considering how crazy some skills are). And the PC version is vastly superior to the console since the latter barely got updated for a long time.

Edited January 22, 2018 by EkaSwede

[DianaPetran]

On PC version,playing GTA Online now is even worse,modders on every goddamn seasion !

[Shadowfennekin]

You know what would be nice?

Players instantly getting kicked out once they become bad sports. Not let them stick around, just upright send them to BS lobbies immediately.

 

 

Speaking of payday, Payday 2 is a very fun game that handles heisting better than this game ever has. Oh, and it actually has competent players who actually know what the f*ck they are doing.

Heck yes.

 

It's funny since I actually got Payday 2 while I was waiting for GTAV to release on PC because I wanted to heist something. Turns out the heist based co-op game handled it much better. Just Donacdum.

 

@Shadowfennekin: Oh I know exactly how you feel. There are quite a few fothermuckers here and there that get off on kicking for no reason and being a little too obsessed with Meta Builds on Overkill difficulty (which isn't that hard considering how crazy some skills are). And the PC version is vastly superior to the console since the latter barely got updated for a long time.

 

Yeah, I know.

That's why I never went back to it. I heard console players were pretty much ignored. I got it for $5 during a sale before Heists as I wanted to do some Heists and thought we'd be waiting another year for them.

[PetrolCB]

On PC version,playing GTA Online now is even worse,modders on every goddamn seasion !

 

But those graphics though!

[tommyguns]

@LordLoff - oh I know about the thermal glitch, that's why I messaged them to say I knew they were exploiting and it was a reportable issue.

 

@Sentinel driver - that's been bugged for at least a couple of months now. I played in early december and the exact same thing happened. I last played a couple of nights back, having fun rolling through missions with 4 others, the lowest ranked of whom, was 200 odd.

 

This time he got in the car OK, but them he just kept driving into the wrecked car of one of the gang members. We rammed it out of the way, but then he just drove at a wall and kept his foot on the accelerator.

[Malibu Club]

So dumb how bombs disappear if you're high up.

Edited January 22, 2018 by Chrome Toyota Prius

[CrysisAverted]

join lobby

several mic spammers playing music

level 1000 with a bounty on him using the invincibility glitch

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

Me as it rolls: FOR F*CK SAK..
Me as it lands on it's wheels:

[CrysisAverted]

be absolutely dominating air quota

nearly passed nokota

start seeing the killfeed filled with suicides from my team

went from sparkling on the edge to as if we just started that tier

they somehow beat us to Savages

my team is getting owned by the Savages

So we lost, with a 3 tier lead...

Edited January 23, 2018 by CrysisAverted

[Fireboy769]

Me as it rolls: FOR F*CK SAK..

Me as it lands on it's wheels:

Jeez, man. You really gotta stop doing Haulage.This is literally the third time something happened with the Trailer and the first time it didn't get destroyed/stuck. Next thing you know, you'll hit a bump and send the Trailer flying into Low-Orbit.