The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[rtie]

No sports bikes shown, no new gun shown and the melee on bikes is gonna be a surefire way to get yourself killed quick.

At least I'll save some cash on this one.

We haven't got a trailer yet. They're obviously making us desperate by squeezing out little details at a time to increase the hype. I imagine the bike melee will be best reserved in some kind of adversary mode/ races.

[Dacelo]

 

No sports bikes shown, no new gun shown and the melee on bikes is gonna be a surefire way to get yourself killed quick.

At least I'll save some cash on this one.

We haven't got a trailer yet. They're obviously making us desperate by squeezing out little details at a time to increase the hype. I imagine the bike melee will be best reserved in some kind of adversary mode/ races.

 

I can only hope.

[Bandersnatch]

pew, pew, pew, pew, pew,pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, and side step to the right and side step to the left,... pew, pew, pew, pew, pew,pew, pew, pew, pew, pew,....and side step to the right and side step to the left, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew,pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, ....And roll, ew, pew, pew, pew, pew,pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, and side step to the right and side step to the left, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew,pew, pew, pew, pew, pew,and side step to the right and side step to the left, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew,pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, And roll, pew, pew, pew, ............

 

 

ahhhgggg.... marksman riffle....

[rtie]

pew, pew, pew, pew, pew,pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, and side step to the right and side step to the left,... pew, pew, pew, pew, pew,pew, pew, pew, pew, pew,....and side step to the right and side step to the left, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew,pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, ....And roll, ew, pew, pew, pew, pew,pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, and side step to the right and side step to the left, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew,pew, pew, pew, pew, pew,and side step to the right and side step to the left, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew,pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, And roll, pew, pew, pew, ............

 

 

ahhhgggg.... marksman riffle....

Waaayyyyyyy more rolling

[Joemoetoe]

I try to view someone's profile to see what language I need to speak in order to talk sh*t but the profile screen never appears so I'm paralyzed have to close the game

[ciel]

I try to view someone's profile to see what language I need to speak in order to talk sh*t but the profile screen never appears so I'm paralyzed have to close the game

 

Dude, if it's in a language you can't read/speak just move on. Not worth it.

Edited September 27, 2016 by Candy Suxxx

[Ghia_00]

https://www.dropbox.com/s/uvo1ex9rwv1x6j1/2016-09-27_17-32-00.mp4?dl=0rockstar pls. How does that even happen

[lll-H-I-M-lll]

Cuddle buddys that want in my office when there is crates to collect grrrrrrr they rattle my cage!

[jdv95]

 

 

No sports bikes shown, no new gun shown and the melee on bikes is gonna be a surefire way to get yourself killed quick.

At least I'll save some cash on this one.

We haven't got a trailer yet. They're obviously making us desperate by squeezing out little details at a time to increase the hype. I imagine the bike melee will be best reserved in some kind of adversary mode/ races.

 

I can only hope.

 

sport bikes are coming friend.

 

the first pic is proof of that (hybrid between sport and trial bike)

[Gnocchi Flip Flops]

People who try to shoot you if you walk pass them. I've even seen people do it while I'm in passive. People are so stupid Online, smh. The only people who don't mind passing you when you're not in passive seems to be other people cruising or sight seeing. This is GTA but- wait- this is GTA, not CoD. You won't gain a thing from shooting me other than a nasty message and the lack of the ability to shoot me again. Mind your business.

 

Not necessarily a complaint but people always seem to follow me when I'm cruising about. I don't know if they like the car or what. I've seen people driving then they pull up near me and stop or turn around and follow. Some even try to get in my car and I'm like, lol nope.

[WATTSNATIONALIST]

Again, jet pussies.

 

#paythebenz

[Hunter]

The Homing Missile is bullsh*t, we all know that, but really it can go f*ck itself.

 

Lock on with no line of sight? Sure!

 

Invisible missile that goes through buildings? Why not!

 

-snip-

 

Nothing in the history of f*cked up OP game weapons has ever deserved the title Noob Tube more.

Oh I've had that happen to me before, didn't get it on video though.

 

Open a support ticket with that video, and they'd just tell you to clear your cache anyway, so it's not like it does much. Well, other than let all of us laugh at Rockstar and mock them, I guess.

 

Add the missile jammer, Rockstar. We're not going anywhere.

[Señor_Fisto]

Luxury choppers with an arsenal consisting of champagne and a wifi hot spot are vehicles that force you out of passive mode

 

but jets with infinite explosive bullets? nah they're fine whatevs bruh

[Handsome Jack]

They're gonna f*ck something up in this update I just have that feeling. For example making that melee option for a game mode only. Or making the cool biker clothes locked and the only way to get it is to do some bullsh*t glitch like the CEO outfits? I really hope not. I hope everything is available. But, if it is like that. I hope whoever thought of locking the cool sh*t out to die painfully. Unlocking the stuff is fine too. But none of that horse sh*t where I gotta glitch to get it.

[Initial.Dinka]

A few times now when players join in on my heists they ask for 0% Naturally I assume maybe they have enough money as it is they want to do it for free? Or is something else going on here?

 

A friend of mine got me to do some pac standard heist glitch last night and one of them was the host quitting in order to replay the heist with everyone keeping the money. What I find strange is how the host who leaves is replaced in the cut scenes with a random npc? It's so odd seeing a random old lady in there place. I wonder why a npc shows up?

[TKDSnovelist]

First CEO delivery in 3+ months, aaaaaand black screen after entering warehouse.

 

Im outta here.

[Kushology]

First CEO delivery in 3+ months, aaaaaand black screen after entering warehouse.

 

Im outta here.

Same thing hapoens to me, which results in me having to relaunch game and out 2-18k.

[TreFacTor]

Misleading thread title. I'm not certain the people familiar with the glitch are Even mildly interested in why.

Edited September 27, 2016 by TreFacTor

[Initial.Dinka]

Misleading thread title. I'm not certain the people familiar with the glitch are Even mildly interested in why.

 

Don't like it? Get out of my topic.

[jdv95]

A few times now when players join in on my heists they ask for 0% Naturally I assume maybe they have enough money as it is they want to do it for free? Or is something else going on here?

 

A friend of mine got me to do some pac standard heist glitch last night and one of them was the host quitting in order to replay the heist with everyone keeping the money. What I find strange is how the host who leaves is replaced in the cut scenes with a random npc? It's so odd seeing a random old lady in there place. I wonder why a npc shows up?

i think that the final cutscene is for some reason programmed to have 4 characters.

don't know why they don't appear at the lester cutscene though. altough sometimes the host's character in that scene get's repleased by a copy of another player's character.

[Non Funkable Token]

If the host takes 0%, it's pretty much the finale exploit. If someone joins your heist and asks for 0%, it's just a generous player or a troll.

 

Also I don't see the lady in the cutscene being that old. Seems a hipster woman to me......

[TKDSnovelist]

 

First CEO delivery in 3+ months, aaaaaand black screen after entering warehouse.

 

Im outta here.

Same thing hapoens to me, which results in me having to relaunch game and out 2-18k.

 

 

Well, i checked if it saved & strange...

 

I had to re-enter as CEO. I bought two crates & it showed just one. And it was in a different warehouse.

 

Oh well.

[hugh750]

yesterday i used the ifruit app on windows 10 and created a custom plate for my armored kuruma, when i logged in gtao and i took my armored kuruma to the central lsc.

since the garage i have it stored in is near the pacific standard bank and it's near the central lsc.

when i get it to the central lsc i find out i have no custom plate waiting for me and when i created it the ifruit app listed it as processed.

[Kushology]

 

The other day, I was prompted with a message saying my custom plate arrived for a car I sold weeks ago.. sh*t's half broken/fixed, depending on your mood. They need to do some work on it. It's hit or miss in its current state.

Edited September 27, 2016 by Kushology

[CarimboHanky]

useless thread

 

lock requested

[gtarusty]

The Homing Missile is bullsh*t, we all know that, but really it can go f*ck itself.

 

Lock on with no line of sight? Sure!

 

Invisible missile that goes through buildings? Why not!

 

 

Nothing in the history of f*cked up OP game weapons has ever deserved the title Noob Tube more.

Something is up with it lately, i was in a lazer and got hit! heard the first beep then nothing then boom. Who knows maybe a new glitch. just what this game needs.

[CrysisAverted]

king of the castle starts

get there

2 dudes already here, seems they're together

sniping away them

after a couple kills I get a hitmarker after shooting this f*cker in the neck meanwhile he 1 shots me

now I'm in the middle of a f*cking gunfight after 3 other people come

the 2 f*ckers who were there first area absolutely disgraceful

barrel rolls up the ass

spamming rpgs

get hitmarkers on them so they just kill themselves

my character thinking take cover means climbing over object into f*cking minigun fire

f*cking spawns right behind me

this game's pvp is dogsh*t and I hope those fa**ot f*cks who kill themselves to avoid being killed by others get throat f*cked by a hunting knife

[Gremlin Sombra]

The assistant needs to eat some of those f*cking snacks.

I don't recall see arms so skinny ever in my life

 

Also, I still love how I have to do a damn glitch to wear a bandana alone. Love it just as much as not being able to get special game mode outfits alone.

Edited September 28, 2016 by Empress of Outworld

[Dacelo]

 

 

Thank ms. Skeltal

[Nacho Z]

The assistant needs to eat some of those f*cking snacks.

 

I don't recall see arms so skinny ever in my life

 

Also, I still love how I have to do a damn glitch to wear a bandana alone. Love it just as much as not being able to get special game mode outfits alone.

I'm not surprised she's wearing gloves too, judging from her sweat drenched skin she clearly suffers from an excessive perspiration condition. Interesting detail from Rockstar.