The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[jdv95]

why is it that the ifruit app charges $100000 for custom plates?

that's pretty expensive even though i ordered one for my armored kuruma, i put my gamertag on it.

be happy that it's just a 1 time cost. putting your custom plate on your other vehicles will now be free unless you make another custom plate.

 

but yeah it could be cheaper like 50k or something

[Shadowfennekin]

f*ck Downtown Construction. I wish you could blacklist jobs, just trying to find an Entourage lobby via on-call and it keeps throwing me into that sh*tty job

[WATTSNATIONALIST]

FFS WHY PEOPLE IS f*ckING STUPID AS sh*t

 

GOD, I'M SO STRESSED RIGHT NOW

 

I'M f*ckING DONE WITH THESE f*ckING BULLsh*t LAMAR MISSIONS

 

I made a new character a couple of days ago. So i have to do the lowriders missions all again...

 

Thing is, I f*ckING TIRED TO DO OVER AND OVER BECAUSE PEOPLE DONT KNOW HOW TO DRIVE OR HOW TO SHOOT

 

My god. 3 years later and i see a bunch of noobs still doesn't know that when you are a passanger, you can have a auto lock aim.

 

 

SERIOUSLY, IF BIKER DLC COME WITH THIS 4 PLAYER BULLsh*t MISSIONS I WILL DESTROY MY GTA 5 WITH A SHOTGUN

I love this guy! ^

#paythebenz

Edited September 26, 2016 by WATTSNATIONALIST

[Joemoetoe]

Do you unlock something if you do all the Lamar missions

[PetrolCB]

No. Just the ability to start any of them individually from the contact missions page. As well as getting rid of the LD from the map.

 

Actually, I think you may get a shirt or some dumb sh*t like that.

Edited September 27, 2016 by MapRef41N93W

[Killedseth]

why is it that the ifruit app charges $100000 for custom plates?

that's pretty expensive even though i ordered one for my armored kuruma, i put my gamertag on it.

Right that's crazy. ( three of my cars have them )

[Joemoetoe]

Piece of sh*t car wouldn't flip over I died

[Irish45455]

Doing Entourage, when a teammate gets a kill. I hear, "Ha! Got eem!". Laughed so hard I didn't even see a bodyguard sneak up and knife me. I ain't even mad... Sh*t was funny.

[Hunter]

Wow ...

 

 

 

Got him later though:

 

[Azirah]

Try playing GTA again after months - do 2 contact missions with friends and then when I select a new mission to do, I'm in the clouds for about 5 minutes. Done.

[Hunter]

Try playing GTA again after months - do 2 contact missions with friends and then when I select a new mission to do, I'm in the clouds for about 5 minutes. Done.

Oh yeah, its been pretty horrible today. You can see my connection in that video up there - that's how laggy its been for me. Matchmaking seemed completely broken, I could barely join anything. Every session I got in was flaky and split.

 

It's pretty cr*p considering how long the game's been out.

[hugh750]

i tried to collect the custom plate i created on the ifruit app for my armored kuruma at the central lsc but it was there.

i know the app is kinda broken.

[Mini Madrazo]

This dumb motherf*cker decided it was a good time to take a selfie instead of helping kill the target in Entourage V. Have fun doing a 2-3 now

 

Hate this community sometimes

[j0hn_d0e]

An anti-B&M from me.

 

Had some great races last night - thanks to the guys who chose to race instead of ramming each other off the course.

 

5 new friends to race online with.

[theEwing1979]

All this easy free Entourage money and yet still people will be on this thread complaining about the price of stuff when the dlc drops.

 

c*nts.

[Black-Dragon96]

All this easy free Entourage money and yet still people will be on this thread complaining about the price of stuff when the dlc drops.

 

c*nts.

Easy money? Well when you are alone on the bodyguards team and fight against 8 assassins its not easy money and definitly not fun.

[Dacelo]

I'm annoyed that the latest Overcoat added can't be worn with suit vests.

[Neo 2708]

Playing last night (xbone) and got into a fight wth a guy, he had a wanted level so was a legit reason to go after him. Anyhow, after sneaking up on him off radar i get the shot and bag bounty.

This guy goes mental and we end up having a bit of a war between us, resulting in a few kills each. I was happy to call it a day but he kept coming back for more.

Then when i was hiding behind a wall waiting for him at me yet again, he somehow started firing explosions at me that wiped me out every time obviously. It wasn't like a RPG or grenade launcher shot with a gap between each shot for reloading, it was like five or six bangs within a second...Like strafing with exploding rounds. (WTF ?)

After a couple of attaches like this it was time for a session swap as this guy wasn't letting go.

 

I put up with sh*t like this on Xbox360 from modders, didn't think you could do this on Xbone?

[No Homing]

Buzzard pilot heavy hitmarker with BST....... FFS.....

[Neo 2708]

Why can i change crew colour and have several vehicles with different crew colours, but cant change crew emblem and have different crew emblems on them as well.

Why does it change the emblem on all vehicles, but doesn't change the crew colour that way?

I'd love to be able to change my crew emblem colour to look its best depending on the colour of one car and have a different colour emblem on a different coloured car.

Edited September 27, 2016 by Neo 2708

[Shadowfennekin]

Only Entourages I can find lobbies for are III, IV, and V aka ones that favor the side with the snipers. Stick to I, II, and VI people

[ElliotCW]

 

Playing last night (xbone) and got into a fight wth a guy, he had a wanted level so was a legit reason to go after him. Anyhow, after sneaking up on him off radar i get the shot and bag bounty.

This guy goes mental and we end up having a bit of a war between us, resulting in a few kills each. I was happy to call it a day but he kept coming back for more.

Then when i was hiding behind a wall waiting for him at me yet again, he somehow started firing explosions at me that wiped me out every time obviously. It wasn't like a RPG or grenade launcher shot with a gap between each shot for reloading, it was like five or six bangs within a second...Like strafing with exploding rounds. (WTF ?)

After a couple of attaches like this it was time for a session swap as this guy wasn't letting go.

 

I put up with sh*t like this on Xbox360 from modders, didn't think you could do this on Xbone?

Are you sure there wasn't someone off-radar in a jet as it sounds like canon rounds? Could have even been lag while they were 'walking' explosives to your position I guess. The Xbox One (and PS4 fwiw) apparently hasn't been broken yet so it's unlikely that they were using a script or mod menu.

[Gridl0k]

The Homing Missile is bullsh*t, we all know that, but really it can go f*ck itself.

 

Lock on with no line of sight? Sure!

 

Invisible missile that goes through buildings? Why not!

 

 

 

Nothing in the history of f*cked up OP game weapons has ever deserved the title Noob Tube more.

Edited September 27, 2016 by Gridl0k

[Dacelo]

I go after a 3 person organization doing exec search, they spam marksman rifles strafing in FPS and rocket launchers constantly, abuse ghost org (making them LOSE money since the cost is more than the payout of exec search) then talk sh*t in chat and brag about their k/ds.

I forget what the target audience for this game is sometimes.

[rtie]

f*ck people who block ramps and passages in stunt races. Literal scum of the earth, why R* hasn't found a way to combat this behaviour is beyond me.

[jdv95]

f*ck people who block ramps and passages in stunt races. Literal scum of the earth, why R* hasn't found a way to combat this behaviour is beyond me.

we need a penalty system.

each dirty tactic (ramming,blocking,ghost driving etc) would give the player in question some penalty points that can eventually cost them the race even when they finish first.

[Gridl0k]

You can literally blow up anyone in last place so yeah they kind of did? Just not on by default = may as well not exist to 95% of players.

[hugh750]

why is it some modders try to blow you up when your in a apartment with a 6 car garage and they have no elevators, everytime a ,odder tries to blow me up in my 6 car garage they fail!

i know this is a bitch & moan thread but you think modders would give up on trying to blow up players who are in 6 car garages?

[Dacelo]

No sports bikes shown, no new gun shown and the melee on bikes is gonna be a surefire way to get yourself killed quick.

At least I'll save some cash on this one.

[rtie]

You can literally blow up anyone in last place so yeah they kind of did? Just not on by default = may as well not exist to 95% of players.

Exactly, no one uses it. I find it boring, especially when the person in first near the end has an easy win.