The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[Sentinel Driver]

I f*ckING HATE THE CLUMSY INTERACTION MENU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I've probably died ten million times now all thanks to the piss poor game design of getting snack menu open. If healing items are needed for missions, they should be hotkeyable but noooo. C* is a bad game developer, period.

Edited January 4, 2018 by Sentinel Driver

[Lupo-Akane]

I f*ckING HATE THE CLUMSY INTERACTION MENU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I've probably died ten million times now all thanks to the piss poor game design of getting snack menu open. If healing items are needed for missions, they should be hotkeyable but noooo. C* is a bad game developer, period.

Could have hot keyed them to the D-pad, I wish they would have given us an actual med kit to use. Carry 3 large med kits, 4 medium ones and 6 small ones lol, it would have been nicer then snacks.....

[GTAUrbanCamping]

Im a moron. I tried to sell my oppressor and dune thing. So I thought I needed the 3rd bay storage. So I bought that for like 315k. Then when that didnt work, I found out you needed the weapon and vehicle workshop...900k+....ok whatever. Finally sold both.

 

I dont really need money since Im selling most sh*t and getting a sh*tton from my apartments. Plus, I dont need then latest overpriced crap they are spewing.

 

But damn...that hit kind of hurt. I forgot how much I paid for everything so these big numbers look good to get it out of my garages.

[-Silence*]

*Sells almost 400K in weapons*

 

"Saving failed - Unable to connect tothe C*ckstar services"

 

.... greeeeaaaaaaat.

[Florpus]

Connection and saving issues... again.

Edited January 4, 2018 by Starkoji

[Black Terminator]

"Could not find the second character slot" for f*cks sake Rockstar and their bullsh*t servers. >.<

[Lupo-Akane]

With their crap servers I would hate to see them add the stock market.....

[_P136_]

Why does every car interior in this game need to feature a cup in the holder?

[Lupo-Akane]

Saving failed........

 

Good going R*, I don't think I ever want to play any more crap from them.

[ALifeOfMisery]

Just wanting to catch up on some sales & money making after the post DH completion fun in the snow. But nah, R*s dog sh*t servers have had other ideas.

[Sentinel Driver]

The game worked fine for me yesterday even though their support page said their servers were limited. Now their page says that the servers are up and running but the game doesn't work for me -_-

[SHOKKERZ91]

Can´t play. Rockstar, fix your aldi-servers!

[Guest]

Looking at the stuff in this thread, and my recent experiences, it's safe to say GTA Online isn't worth playing no more.

 

Customising cars is fun but that's simple sh*t (which modders can do way better). Freemode gameplay is an unbalanced, boring joke and the DoomsDay Heist sucked too. The vehicles and maps are neat but apart from that it's just a bunch of shooting. Also the playerbase is just brain drained by this point.

 

Seriously, the freemode in singleplayer feels like a much fuller experience (aside from being alone..), even without the years of content GTA: Online has recieved. As to why? The world is so much more immersive and gameplay is somehow more balanced and makes sense. You can't just hop into a jetpack after robbing a store and the cops are a challenge. And fun. GTA: Online should've expanded on this, rather than finding new ways to justify the crappy PvP.

 

Here's to GTA 6 in 4/5 years time!

Edited January 4, 2018 by Guest

[Sentinel Driver]

Heists that are impossible with randoms

 

Humane labs - Deliver EMP (retard alerts guard)

Series A - Cocaine (the randoms who don't even know about player saved outfits die and ragequit)

Pacific Standard - Vans (random navigators are clueless, if they manage to find a van they'll alert the driver)

Pacific Standard - Finale (retard rambo kills hostages. loses all money and dies and ragequits. if you manage to get to the bikes driving them without crashing every two seconds will be impossible for randoms)

 

Act 1 - Signal Intercepts (randoms die and ragequit, if you manage to get to the plane part, they'll shoot it down before you're done with the hack)

Act 1 - Data breaches (I don't know if it's just my luck, but when I play this, someone always rushes, dies and ragequits)

 

Act 2 - Avenger (the usual, dying and ragequitting)

 

Act 3 - Doomsday Scenario (dying, dying, dying, and dying. and general incompetence like picking khanjali over barrage)

[ALifeOfMisery]

There's some serious bullsh*t going on ATM.

 

Finally, after over an hour, got online.

 

Constant saving failed, so no point trying to make any money. Saw a level 200+ EWO spammer repeatedly killing a level 22 and 44, thought I'd run some interference.

 

Killed them between EWOing, they started blowing themselves up on spawn so I sent the mercs in for another kill.

 

They stopped the EWO BS, I hit them with an explosive round headshot, didn't even move them, the c*nt actually gave me thumbs up action.

 

Don't know if it was deliberate God mode or the game genuinely bugging out, but he went from spawn kill, EWO machine to not even shooting back at me. Either way, f*ck that guy.

[HamwithCheese]

Catch up and sh*tty checkpoints lost me two race wins.

 

Never ever racing in this sh*tty game ever again mark my f*cking words.

Edited January 4, 2018 by HamwithCheese

[Pedinhuh]

So, after weeks of playing GT Sport with a much healthier playerbase, I decide to play this game again, to lay low from a game that really is competitive...

 

I load up on free roam, call in my Deluxo and start up Headhunter(I only got 1 million in the bank).

 

1 minute in and TWO ASSHOLES IN A AKULA BLAST MY DELUXO, AFTER THAT, THREE JETS COMES AFTER ME, THREE!!.

 

Two of those jets were flown by the guys in the Akula I managed to bring down with my explosive sniper.

 

For f*cks sake, why you gotta be so mad and offended with someone trying to make a quick 20k????

 

And then, a miracle happens and the lobby split, and I can now do job freely(thank you, R* sh*tty servers!!!) got 25k instead of 20k but I wasted about 10k in ammo.

 

What fun!

 

 

Then I decide to check out this week's premium race: Duel, with muscle cars.

 

Should be easy, right? I got my Dominator up and ready to tear it up...or so I thought.

 

Used to the "no non-sense" GT Sport physics, I oversteer on the first corner so hard that my Dominator manages to flip on it's wheels and launch itself off the track!

 

I forgot the insane amount of grip and oversteer the cars in this game has, and how comical it is the sense of speed.

 

Needless to say I lost the race, losing all the money I made on Headhunter on process.

 

 

What a nice reminder of why I quit this game in the first place.

 

Back to GT Sport it is, then.

Edited January 4, 2018 by Pedinhuh

[whywontyoulisten]

Why does every car interior in this game need to feature a cup in the holder?

It doesn't. Totally random. You can also get 3 types of air fresheners, an iFruit phone holder, full ashtray, E-cola can, and either a Burger Shot or Bean Machine cup, depending on which one you ended up with. Tornados even spawn with an empty cup holder, and Felons and Issis can have two coffees. A nightmare if you're trying to buy a clean version of an older car.

Edited January 4, 2018 by whywontyoulisten

[FrankTheWeedGuy]

 

 

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that's real nice and everything but the rest of us are bitching and moaning about the servers. you lost??

It's a b**ch and moan about anything not just the servers f**kface. I'm complaining about the removed level requirement on all vehicles so shut up.

 

 

learn to take a joke, you just made yourself look like an absolute moron. You don't talk to anyone like that in real life lmao

[StangOne50]

Hey R Chistmas is over f*ck tards. Would you kindly remove this tree from my home? Im tired of watering it and sweeping up pine needles. Thanks :oD

Edited January 4, 2018 by StangOne50

[autofanatic]

Saving failed. f*ck you rockstar, please f*cking fix the sh*t.

[datetenou]

How in the hell can i be kicked from my own heist WHEN I AM THE HOST??

[Bobfakkel]

Cant even login to online due to "Gameservices unavailable".

 

*Goes to support page and sees Servers are UP*

 

Facepalm

[Mach1bud]

Hey R Chistmas is over f*ck tards. Would you kindly remove this tree from my home? Im tired of watering it and sweeping up pine needles. Thanks :oD

I find it somewhat accurate tbh, I procrastinate about taking my tree down irl as well. That bad boy is still lighting up my living room as we speak.

[lll-H-I-M-lll]

Trying to get online and yep its not happening. Happy new year rockstar games (sarcasm)

[StangOne50]

 

Hey R Chistmas is over f*ck tards. Would you kindly remove this tree from my home? Im tired of watering it and sweeping up pine needles. Thanks :oD

I find it somewhat accurate tbh, I procrastinate about taking my tree down irl as well. That bad boy is still lighting up my living room as we speak.

 

haha I dont really care about tree. Id keep mine up but my girl makes me take it down lol

But I thought they said the xmas update would last till the 1st. I rushed to buy the tank and jetpack on a second character so I could put the xmas liveries just incase they stuck and now its looking like we have till next tuesday maybe idk.

[Yozora]

Joins free roam with friend and random

Random sprays marksmen while wiggling WHILE IM NOT MOVING.

I leave and come back 5 min later

Random msges me

"U left because u were scared"

 

No, actually i left because im sick of seeing tryhards acting like tryhards when I never engaged or even made any threatening actions. . .

[Shadowfennekin]

Un-f*cking-believable

Server problems AGAIN for the third freaking day in a row!

[lll-H-I-M-lll]

Un-f*cking-believable

Server problems AGAIN for the third freaking day in a row!

Had saving problems myself the last two days but today is terrible, i can't even get on.

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

Had saving problems myself the last two days but today is terrible, i can't even get on.

 

 

 

Off Topic, but your Motto is legit the best thing I've seen all day.