The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[Tupiz]

*buys Savestra*

*gets in, presses right on d pad to customize in auto shop*

"Oh hell no. Please say it isn't so..."

*leaves garage with Savestra*

*spawns outside garage, spins camera around so it's facing the front of the car, turns front wheels back and forth*

"Are you f*cking kidding me?! Another goddamn car that has front wheels that don't turn left and right fully?! How hard is it to make a car that has wheels that won't clip through the fenders? I know they can do it! I've seen them do it on countless vehicles! If the car has wheels that are going to clip, change the model, and stop being lazy!"

*sells Savestra, because this is bullsh*t and just shows how lazy Rockstar can be*

 

I know every time new vehicles get added I make this same B&M but come on, how hard is it to change a model, or make the wheels smaller so they don't clip? Do they even test these things at all, or are they just sh*tting these vehicles out willy nilly without a care in the world as to how they look? Laziness. Pure laziness. And I know you're probably saying, "Dude, Irish, relax. It's just a car. Don't like it, don't drive it." This is one of the surprisingly large number or cars in the game that get ruined for me because the wheels don't turn fully. This isn't some gum tape deathmatch where you can only turn the wheels a little bit. I hoped like hell the Savestra wouldn't have this issue but nope. Seems every car I want to buy has this issue. Savestra? Yep. Hermes? You know it. Buccanner Custom? Winner, winner, chicken goddamn dinner. It keeps happening and it's ridiculous. For a game that at one point was all about realism or as close to it as possible, I'd expect more, especially a triple A game. But I guess since this sh*t has gone full Saints Row I guess realism just doesn't matter at all. Whatever. F*ck it.

This. They can't freaking make a car with turning front wheels. Once again I lost 1 million + on a car that does not have turning front wheels. The last time was with Retinue.

[ntinoskonsta]

> Air support team in The Bogdan Problem

> Alone

> Get to the Avenger

> Fly over the sub

> Turn on autopilot

> Enter hold

> Takes forever ofc

> Avenger destroyed before I could even load in

> Shake head in misery

[icefds]

> Air support team in The Bogdan Problem

> Alone

> Get to the Avenger

> Fly over the sub

> Turn on autopilot

> Enter hold

> Takes forever ofc

> Avenger destroyed before I could even load in

> Shake head in misery

 

Autopilot for some reason, almost never works for me in that job.

I can press "activate autopilot" a hundred times and it does absolutley nothing.

 

So i just fly around in circles, until the ground team is finished, then take out 3-4 helis with the homing launcher.

Hope they fix this crap.

 

Same sh*t with "CEO left" although no one actually left.

 

Edit.

 

Oh yeah, while i'm at it. Why the hell do i lose ammo randomly R*? losing 30 stickies for no reason or a full minigun that i never used. Really annoying.

Edited January 3, 2018 by icefds

[theEwing1979]

Game is pretty much unplayable for me at the moment. Loading screens for days, son. I don't have the patience for it. Just helped some rank 12 scrub do Fleece finale, took us 17 mins as he struggled with the hack and the drilling. Now I've been sat staring at a white screen for a further 5 minutes and counting. All for $34500.

[Shadowfennekin]

Welcome to the new 2018 edition of Cloud Simulator!

Still just as unstable as the 2017 version

[theyorkshirejo]

Next person I see doing Stand your Ground is getting griefed.

No need to hog VIP work for 20 mins for chicken feed

 

I used to play with friends who would do this. They only wanted to be in public sessions to kill people (not what I enjoy) but they wanted to make money too so theyd ALWAYS do Stand Your Ground and it was soooo boring.

I kept trying to tell them we could make 3x the amount with biker contracts and they could still kill people but every single time without fail: Stand Your Ground.

This is why Ive gone back to playing solo.

[Dburger]

*buys Savestra*

*gets in, presses right on d pad to customize in auto shop*

"Oh hell no. Please say it isn't so..."

*leaves garage with Savestra*

*spawns outside garage, spins camera around so it's facing the front of the car, turns front wheels back and forth*

"Are you f*cking kidding me?! Another goddamn car that has front wheels that don't turn left and right fully?! How hard is it to make a car that has wheels that won't clip through the fenders? I know they can do it! I've seen them do it on countless vehicles! If the car has wheels that are going to clip, change the model, and stop being lazy!"

*sells Savestra, because this is bullsh*t and just shows how lazy Rockstar can be*

 

I know every time new vehicles get added I make this same B&M but come on, how hard is it to change a model, or make the wheels smaller so they don't clip? Do they even test these things at all, or are they just sh*tting these vehicles out willy nilly without a care in the world as to how they look? Laziness. Pure laziness. And I know you're probably saying, "Dude, Irish, relax. It's just a car. Don't like it, don't drive it." This is one of the surprisingly large number or cars in the game that get ruined for me because the wheels don't turn fully. This isn't some gum tape deathmatch where you can only turn the wheels a little bit. I hoped like hell the Savestra wouldn't have this issue but nope. Seems every car I want to buy has this issue. Savestra? Yep. Hermes? You know it. Buccanner Custom? Winner, winner, chicken goddamn dinner. It keeps happening and it's ridiculous. For a game that at one point was all about realism or as close to it as possible, I'd expect more, especially a triple A game. But I guess since this sh*t has gone full Saints Row I guess realism just doesn't matter at all. Whatever. F*ck it.

Youre sounding like you have to have a drift car with an angle kit or else you wont drive it...

 

Its not that Id say its just a car in response to this. Its just that I simply never noticed it, and as long as the vehicle gets through turns with relative ease, f*ck it.

[Shadowfennekin]

 

Next person I see doing Stand your Ground is getting griefed.

No need to hog VIP work for 20 mins for chicken feed

 

I used to play with friends who would do this. They only wanted to be in public sessions to kill people (not what I enjoy) but they wanted to make money too so theyd ALWAYS do Stand Your Ground and it was soooo boring.

I kept trying to tell them we could make 3x the amount with biker contracts and they could still kill people but every single time without fail: Stand Your Ground.

This is why Ive gone back to playing solo.

 

During the Double Contract event week, I joined up with every MC that invited me.....

But literally every one wanted to do Stand your Ground!

 

When I was MC leader, one biker asked me to start it...I told him 'f no'

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

What level of cancer did I find last night you ask?

This Chrome Scrapheap of a tank.
Way to ruin it bruh!

[Irish45455]

Tries to get on GTA, files could not be downloaded. Haven't seen that since I was on Xbox 360. Try a few more times with no success. Go make food, come back half and hour later, try again, finally get into an invite only session, can't do anything because Saving Failed. Can't sell cars, can't change clothes, so I just drive around, until I get kicked from my own invite only session. Fine, Rockstar. Have it your way. I'll just play NFS Payback and mess around with Speedcross races.

[Florpus]

Just saw a neon orange and lime green Hermes.

Edited January 3, 2018 by Starkoji

[Bandersnatch]

Away at moment so a googled "Rockstar server's update".. Of course want dose Google click bate me ? A certain pesky you tube user for the milk video about it all, not Gona click that 5h1t !

[Shadowfennekin]

Server problems again.

Wow.

[Prenihility]

^ Yeah. So much for the last day of snow. Phucking tards. Snow should last a full two weeks. IT'S ONCE A YEAR.

 

And yeah. One thing i don't see people complaining about nearly enough. The spoon feed of content. It gets on my phucking nerves so much. We're literally going to get the last vehicle by Valentine's Day.

 

I came from PS3 to experience the "enhanced" edition of the game. And i was used to getting DLC the day it came out. Not getting most of it, then getting the rest Joseph Stalin'd away from me. Then being spoon fed once every week like a little autistic bitch-tits for the remainder of the content. Which are usually just vehicles.

Rockstar. Run into a phucking knife.

 

Thank you.

[MaxBazooka01]

Ammo from my ARs constantly being drained 180 from 9999. F**k you Rockstar.

 

Stuck in the cloud for so long I could build Cloud nice personoo Land. F**k you Rockstar.

 

Saving unsuccessful. F**k you Rockstar.

 

5 police officers fire pistols at me, Hunter begins to smoke and the engine starts failing. F**k you Rockstar.

[tommyguns]

Oh the servers are still dropping out? Awesome, I didn't get nearly enough of that last night. It's always fun not knowing if your activity is going to actually be saved....(sarcasm)

 

All the crappy drivers will be glad the snow is gone, I will miss it. It made the map look WAY better, driving was more fun, I got lots of laughs at people losing control and crashing or hurtling off cliffs. Back to clear and sunny 99% of the time. Why couldn't we have snow for the whole winter? For all the above reasons. The game is just more fun with snow, should a been an area where there was snow all year round.

[zecanelao]

My game crashes when I was defending my coke business. Great!

[Picklez]

What's the f*cking point of advertising a vehicle as a rally car but not giving it the same offroad bonus as the Omnis, Tropos, Retinue, Kuruma, Comet Safari, etc? They did it with the Sentinel Classic and now the Savestra. For f*cks sake it really feels like they have different people come in every new update to make these cars with no regard for consistency whatsoever.

 

What I'd do for GTA 6 is have an actual rally class with the Sultan, Kuruma, Stirling GT, Omnis, Tropos, Retinue, Comet Safari, Sentinel Classic, and Savestra all being in it and all having better offroad handling than non-rally cars. Although obviously the actual offroads class would get that bonus for all of it's vehicles too.

[-Silence*]

Whoever decided to make the post op coke delivery sell missions should go OD on coke. And since when does a full supply bar require 2 vehicles to deliver coke??

[Khephera]

Holy hell, the loading times! No, I don't miss the days when you press play on the Datasette of your C64, thx R*. I mean the saving failed crap during the last days was annoying, but at least I could force my game to save my progress manually. But today... I just logged in, loading times of 2+ minutes to join a session. Yeah, no thx, logged off again.

[Arrows to Athens]

All of the new weaponized regular cars can be used in races...

 

 

 

 

Except for the Ardent. f*ck you, Rockstar.

[Handsome Jack]

I hate the clothing and I hate the new tactical jackets especially just ugh f*ck

[Tupiz]

 

*buys Savestra*

*gets in, presses right on d pad to customize in auto shop*

"Oh hell no. Please say it isn't so..."

*leaves garage with Savestra*

*spawns outside garage, spins camera around so it's facing the front of the car, turns front wheels back and forth*

"Are you f*cking kidding me?! Another goddamn car that has front wheels that don't turn left and right fully?! How hard is it to make a car that has wheels that won't clip through the fenders? I know they can do it! I've seen them do it on countless vehicles! If the car has wheels that are going to clip, change the model, and stop being lazy!"

*sells Savestra, because this is bullsh*t and just shows how lazy Rockstar can be*

 

I know every time new vehicles get added I make this same B&M but come on, how hard is it to change a model, or make the wheels smaller so they don't clip? Do they even test these things at all, or are they just sh*tting these vehicles out willy nilly without a care in the world as to how they look? Laziness. Pure laziness. And I know you're probably saying, "Dude, Irish, relax. It's just a car. Don't like it, don't drive it." This is one of the surprisingly large number or cars in the game that get ruined for me because the wheels don't turn fully. This isn't some gum tape deathmatch where you can only turn the wheels a little bit. I hoped like hell the Savestra wouldn't have this issue but nope. Seems every car I want to buy has this issue. Savestra? Yep. Hermes? You know it. Buccanner Custom? Winner, winner, chicken goddamn dinner. It keeps happening and it's ridiculous. For a game that at one point was all about realism or as close to it as possible, I'd expect more, especially a triple A game. But I guess since this sh*t has gone full Saints Row I guess realism just doesn't matter at all. Whatever. F*ck it.

Youre sounding like you have to have a drift car with an angle kit or else you wont drive it...

 

Its not that Id say its just a car in response to this. Its just that I simply never noticed it, and as long as the vehicle gets through turns with relative ease, f*ck it.

When you turn at a slow speed, youll notice the car turning more than the actual wheels. The front end just slides awkwardly while you turn. The more you look at it, the more retarded it looks.

[Mach1bud]

The wheels thing doesn't bother me tbh. I don't notice it at all.

 

 

OT: Lighting in the office garages could be better.

[CrysisAverted]

vehicles can only be modified in the super cramped rear end of the Avenger so you can't see wtf you're doing thanks to the extremely limited camera movement

 

GG C* who knew you could make LSC worse

[Mrnrfan182]

For f*cks sake...servers down for me all day...the buy everything for free SP to MP glitch has all but shut this game down. I dont know whats worse, the fact that this is such a sh*t grind fest that people feel they need to cheat or the fact that Rockstar spends more time chasing these glitches and almost no effort fixing the game itself.

 

Want people to stop glitching? Stop f*cking with the game and putting so many bullsh*t restrictions and cool down timers in. Want people to buy shark cards? Just charge for DLC already and call it a day.

 

f*ck it...this is my first day off in nearly 3 weeks and I supppse Ill play something else while Rockstar figures out how to stop some of you all from glitching a bunch of free sh*t. Im not mad at you, I just think the cat and mouse sh*t between glitchets and rockstar has gone too far...f*ck you both

Edited January 3, 2018 by Mrnrfan182

[MrClownSocks]

I just spent several hours doing the Bogdam Problem Heist setups, and while playing the finale as CEO I was randomly kicked for a "connection issue", and when I got back into a public session my game claim I never even played the heist, and I never even received my $950,000 cut (80%)

 

I can't describe the feelings that I feel now. Spent hours on end doing Prep by myself, and struggling to do setups with randoms who suck to no end, and then being ripped off in the end like this. I submitted a ticket, but I doubt Rockstar Support will believe me. :-(

[CrysisAverted]

when C* removes my mask after finishing Slashers

 

very nice of R* to unmask us so everyone can know who we are, almost defeats the purpose of the mask...

 

*edit*

when you get stuck loading forever in the clouds after leaving Slashers because you were unmasked

in-

Edited January 4, 2018 by CrysisAverted

[CrysisAverted]

CEO starts piracy prevention

in Hunter

dude goes after Jet

going to destroy it

he goes passive

follow him

he goes off the radar

keep following him because hes easy to spot

he crashes and dies

 

ok

 

Kill passive player going for Jet while defending yacht, pay $6k

kill another player going for another jet, pay another $6k

eventually have two jets after me while I am now in my Thruster

Piracy Prevention just ended, netted me like $29k

they are both off the radar but are both incompetent and don't use cannons

even though I flared at the right time a rocket manages to kill me, not my Thruster, just me

Thruster falls into ocean and now I gotta pay $20k

Really gotta love how my Thruster tanks that missile so the dude attacking me doesn't have to pay the insurance fees

 

so in review

I made ~$29k for winning piracy prevention

I spent ~$32k defending the yacht

Boy I just love it how I always end up in the red when trying to make money in freeroam

Edited January 4, 2018 by CrysisAverted

[Slonitram]

I wish there was a way to turn on sleep mode for the phone. Then, I'll finally stop getting annoying calls from my assistant telling me to buy a garage and text messages from tryhards wanting 1v1 on the beach.