The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[Fennimoe]

I just wanted to chime in... I am having the "Rockstar Services Unavailable" message currently. East Coast.

 

Edit: I am logged on now

Edited January 3, 2018 by Fennimoe

[Shadowfennekin]

Next person I see doing Stand your Ground is getting griefed.

No need to hog VIP work for 20 mins for chicken feed

[KonaSquid]

Next person I see doing Stand your Ground is getting griefed.

No need to hog VIP work for 20 mins for chicken feed

Just do VIP work in an invite only session .-.

[CrysisAverted]

guy keeps attacking me in deluxo

outright refuse to destroy it because it'll cost me $20k

 

srsly I hope the f*cking guy who gave armed vehicles insurance costs dies from a home invasion and the intruder sues their family for getting hurt while breaking into their home.

[79'Blazer4x4]

Next person I see doing Stand your Ground is getting griefed.

No need to hog VIP work for 20 mins for chicken feed

I don't get Stand Your Ground, or how popular it seems to be. Every random's MC I've ever joined(which is only about 5 to be fair) has started Stand Your Ground immediately after I joined. It doesn't make any sense, it's a massive waste of 20 minutes, it's rarely fun and the pay is crap. In fact you probably end up wasting more money in ammo from fending off attackers than you make from successfully completing it.

Edited January 3, 2018 by 79'Blazer4x4

[enjoyingorc6742]

Nuff said...........

[datetenou]

>The comet safari and the new savana has pea shooter guns

 

>both are allowed in races by disabling them

 

So whats the point of the ardent??

[Erased]

Sick & f*cking tired of the app not working and processing plates/parts after spending a $h!t ton of gta money & R* not doing a goddamn thing about it.

 

[PetrolCB]

Its not working for you in-game? As sh*t as the servers were when I signed on yesterday, I bought it and upgraded it with parts and plates in the same sesh and it took. Though I subsequently sold it after, it still worked. Maybe the server issue is going Botchamania on you like a lot of others have seemed to have dealt with.

[Erased]

Its not working for you in-game? As sh*t as the servers were when I signed on yesterday, I bought it and upgraded it with parts and plates in the same sesh and it took. Though I subsequently sold it after, it still worked. Maybe the server issue is going Botchamania on you like a lot of others have seemed to have dealt with.

 

 

App hasn't worked for me in months. Somehow I accidentally deleted old plates in my app awhile back and now for some reason I can't add any. Doesn't matter what car it is. I already checked too to see if somehow my PS4 account got switched back to my ps3 but nope. So I dunno.

[PetrolCB]

Thats weird. I havent used my app in almost a year, yet all of my plates have always remained in-game when I go to edit vehicles.

[_P136_]

App hasn't worked for me in months. Somehow I accidentally deleted old plates in my app awhile back and now for some reason I can't add any. Doesn't matter what car it is. I already checked too to see if somehow my PS4 account got switched back to my ps3 but nope. So I dunno.

This is Rockstar's anti-cheat at its best. If you delete a custom plate but still have it on some cars, you get flagged as "dupe detected" and lose the ability to add any custom plates. The only fix is to get rid of all the affected cars (but don't sell them, it will make things even worse).

[Shadowfennekin]

 

Next person I see doing Stand your Ground is getting griefed.

No need to hog VIP work for 20 mins for chicken feed

I don't get Stand Your Ground, or how popular it seems to be. Every random's MC I've ever joined(which is only about 5 to be fair) has started Stand Your Ground immediately after I joined. It doesn't make any sense, it's a massive waste of 20 minutes, it's rarely fun and the pay is crap. In fact you probably end up wasting more money in ammo from fending off attackers than you make from successfully completing it.

 

That's exactly it.Most of the ones I see have the entire MC at the area for the whole 20 minutes.

 

How does that not get boring? Barely anybody even bothers with them

Edited January 3, 2018 by Shadowfennekin

[Sentinel Driver]

This is how you DON'T host data breaches

 

Play on normal

Wait for 4 players to join instead of playing with two and getting paid more

Play as mc instead of organisation

Dumbf*ck host dies twice and fails the mission

[Florpus]

My sniper ammos keep magically emptying themselves resulting in a $95K cost to refill them every single time, thanks R*.

Edited January 3, 2018 by Starkoji

[gtafan26]

My sniper ammos keep magically emptying themselves resulting in a $95K cost to refill them every single time, thanks R*.

Yep, another long time bug, but because its costing users money, well, you know, buy a Shark Card to re-buy the ammo is what R* wants you to do.

 

So what I am trying to say is, it probably wont be fixed anytime soon.

[Picklez]

Today was the last day of snow and the servers were sh*tting themselves the whole time.

 

gg cockstar

Edited January 3, 2018 by Picklez

[Sentinel Driver]

I'm about to get to the avenger, then the other guy from air support team runs over me and gets into the pilot seat. He crashes and destroys the avenger. gg dumbass

[NoUnicodeCharacters]

sick of getting auto kicked from sessions with 2-6 little shi­ts in the same organization/MC. like I haven't even been in for 10 seconds yet and they already get me kicked. I'm not even going to do anything, just go about my own business, don't know why they have to be such little bitc­hes about it. All this does is cause me to waste 3+ minutes loading up another session. But really it all goes back to R* and their BS that forces you to do everything in public sessions. I've pretty much completely stopped playing their games because of all this BS they pull. Can't wait to see how messed up RDR2 is.

[Picklez]

 

srsly f*ck this terrible excuse for a game

and ban f*cking bundle of sticks with wal-mart wifi connections

 

Go to king of the castle

dude comes at me so I kill him

he respawns close by

hit him with explosive rounds

he visibly gets thrown back

lol nope hes walking around having never been shot by a high caliber explosive round

 

He proceeds to spam explosives the entire time

win and fly off

he messages me "Is that it?"

 

 

Later, having joined an MC

helping dude deliver stuff from Tequi-La-La

seems like some guy is stirring up trouble

get there, take cover behind car, far enough away that the inevitable explosive spam won't touch me, after he fires an RPG I quickly spring into action and shoot him

the motherf*cker literally tanks the entire mag

the entire time I was pummeling him with bullets he managed to shove his RPG deep into the farthest reaches of his ass and pull out an MG and gun me down

respawn

hes spamming explosives again

rush into Tequi-La-La

get the last package and wait for MC boss to take care of business

MC Boss dies at the dudes hands

*sigh*

hes spamming explosives at me

decide to wait for MC boss to strike again before making a run for it

MC boss strikes right as I step out the door so we can have a joint effort in killing this f*cker

He not only survives getting shot by my MC boss and kills him, he survives getting shot by my MG with FMJ and essentially insta kills me

I mean holy f*cking sh*t I shot the ever living sh*t out of him with the MG and he just f*cking tanks it casually, does a stupid barrel roll for good measure and then instantly kills me by comparison

respawn just in time to see him destroy the drugs

 

rage quit the session

only after reviewing the bullsh*t do I realize the dude attacking our MC business is the same f*cking wal-mart bundle of sticks from earlier

 

pvp in this game is such hot garbage holy sh*t man

Yes, the majority of the player base this game is just pure garbage, while I was able to actually get online today, there was level 7 douchebag flying around in savage killing anything that move, hiding behind OTR or Ghost Org , it was bad, when Ghost Org ended, back his office, or go passive. He got a kill on me and I evened the score and returned the kill, later on , I was passive and he is trying to shoot me, so I texted him idiot. He comes back with passive pussie( how creative) anyways, my point to all this.

 

Later on, guess who was the passive pussy, but the douchebag calls me out for denying him another kill me I suppose, god what a pathetic POS.

Level 7 with a Savage and spamming the $11k Ghost Org. You can tell that little sh*tter bought him some shark cards.

[Black Terminator]

I have bitten my tongue long enough, can there be some players that doesn't abuse ghost mode or even off radar to get a cheap kill? sh*t.

[mayo gaming]

 

 

srsly f*ck this terrible excuse for a game

and ban f*cking bundle of sticks with wal-mart wifi connections

 

Go to king of the castle

dude comes at me so I kill him

he respawns close by

hit him with explosive rounds

he visibly gets thrown back

lol nope hes walking around having never been shot by a high caliber explosive round

 

He proceeds to spam explosives the entire time

win and fly off

he messages me "Is that it?"

 

 

Later, having joined an MC

helping dude deliver stuff from Tequi-La-La

seems like some guy is stirring up trouble

get there, take cover behind car, far enough away that the inevitable explosive spam won't touch me, after he fires an RPG I quickly spring into action and shoot him

the motherf*cker literally tanks the entire mag

the entire time I was pummeling him with bullets he managed to shove his RPG deep into the farthest reaches of his ass and pull out an MG and gun me down

respawn

hes spamming explosives again

rush into Tequi-La-La

get the last package and wait for MC boss to take care of business

MC Boss dies at the dudes hands

*sigh*

hes spamming explosives at me

decide to wait for MC boss to strike again before making a run for it

MC boss strikes right as I step out the door so we can have a joint effort in killing this f*cker

He not only survives getting shot by my MC boss and kills him, he survives getting shot by my MG with FMJ and essentially insta kills me

I mean holy f*cking sh*t I shot the ever living sh*t out of him with the MG and he just f*cking tanks it casually, does a stupid barrel roll for good measure and then instantly kills me by comparison

respawn just in time to see him destroy the drugs

 

rage quit the session

only after reviewing the bullsh*t do I realize the dude attacking our MC business is the same f*cking wal-mart bundle of sticks from earlier

 

pvp in this game is such hot garbage holy sh*t man

Yes, the majority of the player base this game is just pure garbage, while I was able to actually get online today, there was level 7 douchebag flying around in savage killing anything that move, hiding behind OTR or Ghost Org , it was bad, when Ghost Org ended, back his office, or go passive. He got a kill on me and I evened the score and returned the kill, later on , I was passive and he is trying to shoot me, so I texted him idiot. He comes back with passive pussie( how creative) anyways, my point to all this.

 

Later on, guess who was the passive pussy, but the douchebag calls me out for denying him another kill me I suppose, god what a pathetic POS.

Level 7 with a Savage and spamming the $11k Ghost Org. You can tell that little sh*tter bought him some shark cards.

So Rockstar does put a rank requirement on the dubsta 6x6 but not vehicles like the akula?

[Black Terminator]

The snow can go away now since it is hard to complete a flight school lesson as a daily objective in it. >.<

[gtafan26]

 

 

srsly f*ck this terrible excuse for a game

and ban f*cking bundle of sticks with wal-mart wifi connections

 

Go to king of the castle

dude comes at me so I kill him

he respawns close by

hit him with explosive rounds

he visibly gets thrown back

lol nope hes walking around having never been shot by a high caliber explosive round

 

He proceeds to spam explosives the entire time

win and fly off

he messages me "Is that it?"

 

 

Later, having joined an MC

helping dude deliver stuff from Tequi-La-La

seems like some guy is stirring up trouble

get there, take cover behind car, far enough away that the inevitable explosive spam won't touch me, after he fires an RPG I quickly spring into action and shoot him

the motherf*cker literally tanks the entire mag

the entire time I was pummeling him with bullets he managed to shove his RPG deep into the farthest reaches of his ass and pull out an MG and gun me down

respawn

hes spamming explosives again

rush into Tequi-La-La

get the last package and wait for MC boss to take care of business

MC Boss dies at the dudes hands

*sigh*

hes spamming explosives at me

decide to wait for MC boss to strike again before making a run for it

MC boss strikes right as I step out the door so we can have a joint effort in killing this f*cker

He not only survives getting shot by my MC boss and kills him, he survives getting shot by my MG with FMJ and essentially insta kills me

I mean holy f*cking sh*t I shot the ever living sh*t out of him with the MG and he just f*cking tanks it casually, does a stupid barrel roll for good measure and then instantly kills me by comparison

respawn just in time to see him destroy the drugs

 

rage quit the session

only after reviewing the bullsh*t do I realize the dude attacking our MC business is the same f*cking wal-mart bundle of sticks from earlier

 

pvp in this game is such hot garbage holy sh*t man

Yes, the majority of the player base this game is just pure garbage, while I was able to actually get online today, there was level 7 douchebag flying around in savage killing anything that move, hiding behind OTR or Ghost Org , it was bad, when Ghost Org ended, back his office, or go passive. He got a kill on me and I evened the score and returned the kill, later on , I was passive and he is trying to shoot me, so I texted him idiot. He comes back with passive pussie( how creative) anyways, my point to all this.

 

Later on, guess who was the passive pussy, but the douchebag calls me out for denying him another kill me I suppose, god what a pathetic POS.

Level 7 with a Savage and spamming the $11k Ghost Org. You can tell that little sh*tter bought him some shark cards.

 

Or a 2nd character

[Orbital cannon]

Connection problems. Endless loading screen. Orbital cannon on cockstar.

[CrysisAverted]

Jan 2, 2018

Were reaching new levels of cancer not previously though possible!

 

 

Dude takes me out in his Hunter

ok fite me

that^ happens

 

 

 

Level 7 with a Savage and spamming the $11k Ghost Org. You can tell that little sh*tter bought him some shark cards.

Or a 2nd character

 

a lot of Christmas noobs, right I'm surprised people are still getting this game for Christmas years later... they got mics, they are pretty open about having done the creator glitch to buy up everything Edited January 3, 2018 by CrysisAverted

[Irish45455]

*buys Savestra*

*gets in, presses right on d pad to customize in auto shop*

"Oh hell no. Please say it isn't so..."

*leaves garage with Savestra*

*spawns outside garage, spins camera around so it's facing the front of the car, turns front wheels back and forth*

"Are you f*cking kidding me?! Another goddamn car that has front wheels that don't turn left and right fully?! How hard is it to make a car that has wheels that won't clip through the fenders? I know they can do it! I've seen them do it on countless vehicles! If the car has wheels that are going to clip, change the model, and stop being lazy!"

*sells Savestra, because this is bullsh*t and just shows how lazy Rockstar can be*

 

I know every time new vehicles get added I make this same B&M but come on, how hard is it to change a model, or make the wheels smaller so they don't clip? Do they even test these things at all, or are they just sh*tting these vehicles out willy nilly without a care in the world as to how they look? Laziness. Pure laziness. And I know you're probably saying, "Dude, Irish, relax. It's just a car. Don't like it, don't drive it." This is one of the surprisingly large number or cars in the game that get ruined for me because the wheels don't turn fully. This isn't some gum tape deathmatch where you can only turn the wheels a little bit. I hoped like hell the Savestra wouldn't have this issue but nope. Seems every car I want to buy has this issue. Savestra? Yep. Hermes? You know it. Buccanner Custom? Winner, winner, chicken goddamn dinner. It keeps happening and it's ridiculous. For a game that at one point was all about realism or as close to it as possible, I'd expect more, especially a triple A game. But I guess since this sh*t has gone full Saints Row I guess realism just doesn't matter at all. Whatever. F*ck it.

Edited January 3, 2018 by Irish45455

[H x R G]

I can't stand people that use the cancerous explosive rounds... such a CHEAP way to kill someone

[CrysisAverted]

Don't want to pay $20k for Deluxo douche that keeps pestering me

Decide f*ck it

Rocket clearly hits him but hes got a time machine so timey wimey stuff or w.e

just decide to fly away

keeps after me the entire f*cking session

goes off the radar and also pays for ghost org just to sneak up on me

he kills himself in an attempt to kill me

he respawns in passive

 

oh rockstar, I grow so weary of all this.

[varulven]

So f'kin bored of no 2x on anything worth doing, really making a dent in my cash. Throw us a f'kin bone R*, cheap basterds