The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[FrankTheWeedGuy]

I went to sell from my bunker for 200 something k in a session with 2 other players, one rank 79 the other rank 28. All of a sudden the I hear missiles behind my insurgent pickup custom and I jump outta that b**ch as fast as I can to stop the homing from an Akula that was stalking me. Turns out it was the rank 79 and he then crashes into a building he was that bad. I get back in my insurgent and he calls in a CEO Buzzard and tries again. I hop out and snipe him. He calls in a hakucho drag to chase after me and I shoot him off. He then calls in another Buzzard and crashes it before he gets to me as I'm laughing so hard on voice chat. Just to make it even more funny though he leaves the session.

 

Like seriously Rockstar why tf did you get rid of level requirements? I don't want some 10 year-old chasing me in his vehicles that he bought from his father's credit card.

 

that's real nice and everything but the rest of us are bitching and moaning about the servers. you lost??

[dino722]

I cant load my primary character... anyone??

[Lupo-Akane]

I just tried to log on to see, noting but can't load your character and so on. I may just go back to WoW or fallout 4....

[MaxBazooka01]

The servers are ass sometimes. I'll be stuck in the clouds for what seems like a century.

Edited January 2, 2018 by MaxBazooka01

[dino722]

^ again??

[MaxBazooka01]

 

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that's real nice and everything but the rest of us are bitching and moaning about the servers. you lost??

It's a b**ch and moan about anything not just the servers f**kface. I'm complaining about the removed level requirement on all vehicles so shut up.

^ again??

Sorry my computer is lagging really bad and it posted twice.

[tommyguns]

Just at to collect my PV cargobob for some IE work & the hook wouldn't lower. Ok, I think, its a hassle but it happens. So I call my pegasus Bob aaaannnd guess what? The hook won't lower on that either!!!!

 

Guess the only fix is to switch sessions??

[TheFroggmann]

*snip*

Da fak is dat!?

 

Am I the only one that heard this guy say Dino's line?

 

[mayo gaming]

I'm paranoid my character has been wiped. The servers are fluffing up so bad I can't even load Online.

 

Rockstar you owe us some compensation or something cause this is bullsh*t. Last day of snow, last time I'll get to enjoy it and I can't even load into Online.

 

And even if I could load in the servers are so laggy I dare not try to even do an I/E mission. I have a clip of a semi truck spawn on top of me during an I/E mission and so many of them spawn in they all explode in a lag seizure.

 

I would go back to last gen but there is nothing to do apart from kill everyone in the lobby for fun.

 

Rockstar seriously screws us over.

[zecanelao]

We should get compensated with a few hundred thousand or something.

 

Then again, if we had that every time they f*ck up and kill the servers, we'd all be swimming in virtual money.

I got my own compensation back in the early days of the game when we could purchase things during these "saving failed" moments. The items you'd bought would stick to you, but the money spent somehow wouldn't. That means you could just buy things, close the game and repeat. Your bank account wasn't debited. Edited January 2, 2018 by zecanelao

[septimoose]

I just tried to log on to see, noting but can't load your character and so on. I may just go back to WoW or fallout 4....

 

F***.

 

Now I'm gonna have to go on Fallout 4.

 

We should get compensated with a few hundred thousand or something.

 

Then again, if we had that every time they f*ck up and kill the servers, we'd all be swimming in virtual money.

I got my own compensation back in the early days of the game when we could purchase things during these "saving failed" moments. The items you'd bought would stick to you, but the money spent somehow wouldn't. That means you could just buy things, close the game and repeat. Your bank account wasn't debited.

 

 

If you're on PS4, you can still buy anything for free...

[tommyguns]

Come on R* sort your s**t out!!! More than 5hrs of your servers not saving progress according to posts on here & it's STILL not fixed.

 

Wish I hadn't shifted two export cars before I noticed the problem. Well, I guess I'm just gonna screw around in freeroam since there is a chance my efforts at money making may not actually be saved.

[555-We-Tip]

How many millions have I lost because Rockstar cannot save a game?

[Scuba 21]

This is 100 percent to buy them time to patch a nasty glitch.

[mayo gaming]

This is 100 percent to buy them time to patch a nasty glitch.

Well apart from the glitch of SP to MP, I can't really think of any other nasty glitches.

[Florpus]

I went to sell from my bunker for 200 something k in a session with 2 other players, one rank 79 the other rank 28. All of a sudden the I hear missiles behind my insurgent pickup custom and I jump outta that b**ch as fast as I can to stop the homing from an Akula that was stalking me. Turns out it was the rank 79 and he then crashes into a building he was that bad. I get back in my insurgent and he calls in a CEO Buzzard and tries again. I hop out and snipe him. He calls in a hakucho drag to chase after me and I shoot him off. He then calls in another Buzzard and crashes it before he gets to me as I'm laughing so hard on voice chat. Just to make it even more funny though he leaves the session.

 

Like seriously Rockstar why tf did you get rid of level requirements? I don't want some 10 year-old chasing me in his vehicles that he bought from his father's credit card.

Must be nice to even be able to get into an online session, can't relate.

Edited January 2, 2018 by Starkoji

[Scuba 21]

 

This is 100 percent to buy them time to patch a nasty glitch.

Well apart from the glitch of SP to MP, I can't really think of any other nasty glitches.Honestly that's about as nasty as it gets when running a shark card business.

 

I mean when you can buy 100+ Deluxos for free and sell them at 4 million per...

Edited January 2, 2018 by Scuba 21

[zecanelao]

 

We should get compensated with a few hundred thousand or something.

 

Then again, if we had that every time they f*ck up and kill the servers, we'd all be swimming in virtual money.

I got my own compensation back in the early days of the game when we could purchase things during these "saving failed" moments. The items you'd bought would stick to you, but the money spent somehow wouldn't. That means you could just buy things, close the game and repeat. Your bank account wasn't debited.Now the irony: just bought a rusty Rebel. Lost 3k, car hasn't been delivered. Rockstar read this forum.

Warning: don't buy anything during these unstable servers.

[Bandersnatch]

Character 1 will be unavailable this game ..

 

 

^ well that's a new error message ^ ! ....

[tommyguns]

Edit: never mind, got a save, tried again and it failed, so they still can't be relied on

Edited January 3, 2018 by tommyguns

[theyorkshirejo]

I managed to get into a session but it was just me. Luckily thats how I like it!

[MrClownSocks]

How in the actual flying truck can people be so f*cking bad at this f*cking game? Seriously! It’s not that f*cking hard to do these heist setups. If Rockstar would let me do them all myself I’d be a f*cking billionaire by now. Sure flukes happen and you die, but not that often! Also instead of wasting your time trolling the heist how about you just go drown yourself in the tub or pool. And for those that quit after going through the motions after 5 minutes f*ck you. There’s no way disconnection problems are that f*cking bad all of the time. f*ck!

[Sikkoftrolz]

Couldn't get online, so started a closed friend session, then switched to online public session and it worked for me. Saving is on and off frequently but I've had a whole evening online, same f*cking griefers still about though, the joys.

[MaddenSixx]

How in the actual flying truck can people be so f*cking bad at this f*cking game? Seriously! It’s not that f*cking hard to do these heist setups. If Rockstar would let me do them all myself I’d be a f*cking billionaire by now. Sure flukes happen and you die, but not that often! Also instead of wasting your time trolling the heist how about you just go drown yourself in the tub or pool. And for those that quit after going through the motions after 5 minutes f*ck you. There’s no way disconnection problems are that f*cking bad all of the time. f*ck!

 

Internet connections can be really bad. One day I refused to even get on because it was like every 10 minutes my connection would be dropped.... Talk about irritating.

[CrysisAverted]

srsly f*ck this terrible excuse for a game

and ban f*cking bundle of sticks with wal-mart wifi connections

 

Go to king of the castle

dude comes at me so I kill him

he respawns close by

hit him with explosive rounds

he visibly gets thrown back

lol nope hes walking around having never been shot by a high caliber explosive round

He proceeds to spam explosives the entire time

win and fly off

he messages me "Is that it?"

 

 

Later, having joined an MC

helping dude deliver stuff from Tequi-La-La

seems like some guy is stirring up trouble

get there, take cover behind car, far enough away that the inevitable explosive spam won't touch me, after he fires an RPG I quickly spring into action and shoot him

the motherf*cker literally tanks the entire mag

the entire time I was pummeling him with bullets he managed to shove his RPG deep into the farthest reaches of his ass and pull out an MG and gun me down

respawn

hes spamming explosives again

rush into Tequi-La-La

get the last package and wait for MC boss to take care of business

MC Boss dies at the dudes hands

*sigh*

hes spamming explosives at me

decide to wait for MC boss to strike again before making a run for it

MC boss strikes right as I step out the door so we can have a joint effort in killing this f*cker

He not only survives getting shot by my MC boss and kills him, he survives getting shot by my MG with FMJ and essentially insta kills me

I mean holy f*cking sh*t I shot the ever living sh*t out of him with the MG while he was shooting at my MC boss and he just f*cking tanks it casually, does a stupid barrel roll for good measure and then instantly kills me by comparison

respawn just in time to see him destroy the drugs

rage quit the session

only after reviewing the bullsh*t do I realize the dude attacking our MC business is the same f*cking wal-mart bundle of sticks from earlier

 

pvp in this game is such hot garbage holy sh*t man

Edited January 3, 2018 by CrysisAverted

[gtafan26]

srsly f*ck this terrible excuse for a game

and ban f*cking bundle of sticks with wal-mart wifi connections

 

Go to king of the castle

dude comes at me so I kill him

he respawns close by

hit him with explosive rounds

he visibly gets thrown back

lol nope hes walking around having never been shot by a high caliber explosive round

 

He proceeds to spam explosives the entire time

win and fly off

he messages me "Is that it?"

 

 

Later, having joined an MC

helping dude deliver stuff from Tequi-La-La

seems like some guy is stirring up trouble

get there, take cover behind car, far enough away that the inevitable explosive spam won't touch me, after he fires an RPG I quickly spring into action and shoot him

the motherf*cker literally tanks the entire mag

the entire time I was pummeling him with bullets he managed to shove his RPG deep into the farthest reaches of his ass and pull out an MG and gun me down

respawn

hes spamming explosives again

rush into Tequi-La-La

get the last package and wait for MC boss to take care of business

MC Boss dies at the dudes hands

*sigh*

hes spamming explosives at me

decide to wait for MC boss to strike again before making a run for it

MC boss strikes right as I step out the door so we can have a joint effort in killing this f*cker

He not only survives getting shot by my MC boss and kills him, he survives getting shot by my MG with FMJ and essentially insta kills me

I mean holy f*cking sh*t I shot the ever living sh*t out of him with the MG and he just f*cking tanks it casually, does a stupid barrel roll for good measure and then instantly kills me by comparison

respawn just in time to see him destroy the drugs

 

rage quit the session

only after reviewing the bullsh*t do I realize the dude attacking our MC business is the same f*cking wal-mart bundle of sticks from earlier

 

pvp in this game is such hot garbage holy sh*t man

Yes, the majority of the player base this game is just pure garbage, while I was able to actually get online today, there was level 7 douchebag flying around in savage killing anything that move, hiding behind OTR or Ghost Org , it was bad, when Ghost Org ended, back his office, or go passive. He got a kill on me and I evened the score and returned the kill, later on , I was passive and he is trying to shoot me, so I texted him idiot. He comes back with passive pussie( how creative) anyways, my point to all this.

 

Later on, guess who was the passive pussy, but the douchebag calls me out for denying him another kill me I suppose, god what a pathetic POS.

Edited January 3, 2018 by gtafan26

[MrDemeulemeester]

Sick and tired of this Gotdamn snow!

 

[tommyguns]

Server status says everything is back up & I just had a successful save

[Friesian]

I still can’t get online. And I’m stuck home with the flu D:

[Cackling Jack]

@gtafan26 That sounds like the sessions Ive been in lately. I usually get some daily dose of Lzzs or hold that L. These sorts of players are cancer and usually try hards. Not worth fighting them but I always seem too.

Edited January 3, 2018 by Cackling Jack