The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[ThaBirdCoot]

These idiotic heist hosts sometimes I really think they act on a another level of stupidity.

 

Now I am all for helping a random with setups or the actual heist stuff I even still stick around after a few failed attempts. But if you are really that thick and going to start Avenger setup with a fookin rank 7 noob, now you are just asking for trouble.

[Florpus]

Why does R* have this uncontrollable urge to weaponize practically every car they release.

[CrysisAverted]

go online to use new car

can't connect online

try again

repeat

try again

repeat

try again

repeat

try again

missing files lol go back to V

go back online

finally connect

save unsuccessful

rockstar cloud services unavailable

can't purchase vehicle at this time

save successful

save unsuccessful

 

such is another day playing GTAO

[theyorkshirejo]

Mine keeps saying saving failed and if I try and buy any of the new discounts it says purchase failed

[A Maned Wolf]

[2013 Vietnam flashbacks]

[SHOKKERZ91]

[2013 Vietnam flashbacks]

 

So i am not alone with this...

[Arrows to Athens]

Why does R* have this uncontrollable urge to weaponize practically every car they release.

Bikes are so f*cking stupid in this game. You can't do a cool stunt and land on your wheels without getting knocked off. Way to ruin bikes c*

One on one deathmatches are stupid too. Others can see me on the radar and they can kill me, but I can't see them. It's supposed to be 1 VS 1 with no interference!!!!!!! 1v1 deathmatches are good only because they get rid of cops

Bikes are now heavier than cars in off-road races. haha This game is a joke.

[Nerfgoth]

 

Why does R* have this uncontrollable urge to weaponize practically every car they release.

Gotta satisfy all twelve yearolds with acces to their parents credit card!

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

I'm just not going to ask how the F*ck one loses a wing without hitting anything really solid.

[mayo gaming]

I'm just not going to ask how the F*ck one loses a wing without hitting anything really solid.

Guess it's Rockstar way of nerfing the jets.

[Shadowfennekin]

Why so many issues today?

It's the second, people go back to school today.

And it's not like anything good is going on. Just double Crapversary... which we've had for the past two weeks.

[lll-H-I-M-lll]

It wouldn't surprise me if todays connection issues has something too do with the current glitch been abused. Take 2 must be slapping their engineers with their p45's hard lol

[Arrows to Athens]

 

I'm just not going to ask how the F*ck one loses a wing without hitting anything really solid.

Guess it's Rockstar way of nerfing the jets.

 

Poor fellow might have hit a street light with his wing.

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

 

 

I'm just not going to ask how the F*ck one loses a wing without hitting anything really solid.

Guess it's Rockstar way of nerfing the jets.

 

Poor fellow might have hit a street light with his wing.

 

Last time I checked, Street Lights don't do that unless you nail like 7 or 8 of the damned things in a row like a complete full retard.

[lll-H-I-M-lll]

 

 

I'm just not going to ask how the F*ck one loses a wing without hitting anything really solid.

Guess it's Rockstar way of nerfing the jets.

 

Poor fellow might have hit a street light with his wing.

 

Or someone got a great shot with a snowball

[Semaj 2JZ♢]

 

I'm just not going to ask how the F*ck one loses a wing without hitting anything really solid.

 

I'm wondering why a jet needs to chase down a big rig, with no trailer, anyways... can't see how it/you/whomever is posing much of a threat in such a scenario...but, I guess to each their own.

 

Anyways, if I'm a nobody in my Vigilante, I can call in my MOC via the IM, no prob. However, if I'm a CEO in my Vigilante it tries to tell me my MOC is "currently occupied" and denies me my request...um, what?

[Hazzardtohimself]

Dear Rockstar,

 

Please fix your f**king cloud server thing so that we can save progress and ACTUALLY PLAY SOMETHING THAT'S NOT CLOUD SIMULATOR.

 

Yes, I know that that's a lot of clouds in one sentence, but if the first is sorted out then players won't see the second one so much.

 

Or send a four man team in a RCV to your server farm quickly as it appears to be on fire.

 

Kthxbai - kiss.

 

The GTA community.

[Arrows to Athens]

 

 

 

I'm just not going to ask how the F*ck one loses a wing without hitting anything really solid.

Guess it's Rockstar way of nerfing the jets.

 

Poor fellow might have hit a street light with his wing.

 

Last time I checked, Street Lights don't do that unless you nail like 7 or 8 of the damned things in a row like a complete full retard.

 

I don't know, man. Street lights are pretty damn strong in this game compared to IV, for example. Seeing as how inconsistent this game is, one street light have been enough to break off his wing. Maybe he got EB'd by an off radar player?

Edited January 2, 2018 by Arrows to Athens

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

 

 

I'm just not going to ask how the F*ck one loses a wing without hitting anything really solid.

 

I'm wondering why a jet needs to chase down a big rig, with no trailer, anyways... can't see how it/you/whomever is posing much of a threat in such a scenario...but, I guess to each their own.

 

Anyways, if I'm a nobody in my Vigilante, I can call in my MOC via the IM, no prob. However, if I'm a CEO in my Vigilante it tries to tell me my MOC is "currently occupied" and denies me my request...um, what?

 

The bloke in the Shotgun seat, May or may not have AK'd the dude a few minutes before hand.

[mayo gaming]

 

 

 

I'm just not going to ask how the F*ck one loses a wing without hitting anything really solid.

 

I'm wondering why a jet needs to chase down a big rig, with no trailer, anyways... can't see how it/you/whomever is posing much of a threat in such a scenario...but, I guess to each their own.

 

Anyways, if I'm a nobody in my Vigilante, I can call in my MOC via the IM, no prob. However, if I'm a CEO in my Vigilante it tries to tell me my MOC is "currently occupied" and denies me my request...um, what?

 

The bloke in the Shotgun seat, May or may not have AK'd the dude a few minutes before hand.I AK'd him out of fear for the cargo. I didn't even know all this jet stuff happened later on, I was mainly AFK during our travels.

 

I guess the gods of GTA were on our side this time.

Edited January 2, 2018 by mayo gaming

[secrecy274]

Why the hell do tryhard think I'll obey their "commands" to go to [insert place], stop using my Akula or whatever, when they all "cheat" by killing themselves, using BST or spamming explosives? If they take full advantage of the games mechanics, so will I.

[dragosani00]

I'm just not going to ask how the F*ck one loses a wing without hitting anything really solid.

Prob got hit with an explosive sniper round, I find the jets start to disintegrate one shot before the one that explodes them sometimes.

Edited January 2, 2018 by dragosani00

[septimoose]

ROCKSTAR SERVERS.

 

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Xiled]

The saving failed can f*ck off today. Come like last day of snow probably and the game cant save

[Yozora]

ROCKSTAR SERVERS.

 

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

LMAOOOOO. Laughed so hard at this. My only bnm is that we need "quickplay" to play with friends...am i doing something wrong? I wish we could just group up in a ceo org and use that as a "party" but nooooooo.

[A Maned Wolf]

Forking sh*te R*, I just wanna take photos......

[KonaSquid]

Probably screwing with the servers so people can't do the glitch while they work on patching it.

[SHOKKERZ91]

https://twitter.com/FoxySnaps/status/948268677517991936

[lll-H-I-M-lll]

https://twitter.com/FoxySnaps/status/948268677517991936

Ps3 master race must be laughing hard right now . Id like too say eggbox 360 as well but il be surprised if there's any left working in these current times

Edited January 2, 2018 by HARBUJAHN

[Shadowfennekin]

Oh please, like the PoS3 is any better

 

Forking sh*te R*, I just wanna take photos......

I just want to save so I can take a break.

Been trying to force save for the last half hour but the "Can't save" message keeps appearing