The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[alkaline_]

i got invited to play the crunchy doomsday act 3 finale and they gave me a 35% cut i didn't fluffy want! so i wanted to give them something back and i hosted pacific heist (i thought about giving 10 / 30 / 30 / 30 cut). but i couldn't download the mission "hack" and we couldn't continue am i alone with this or anybody else experience this??

[MrClownSocks]

Not sure why people are going afk during my heist setups/finales, and if all you do is complain I’m happy to find 3 other people. There’s no reason either to over think the Deliver EMP mission. It bloody easy! smh

 

I really wish Rockstar would allow us to do these solo. Most if not all heists are incredibly easy if you just pace yourself and watch your health.

[Judicious 7]

otherwise it makes GTAF look like a silly site where people get banned willy-nilly without much thought

You'd be surprised.

[Lonely-Martin]

i got invited to play the crunchy doomsday act 3 finale and they gave me a 35% cut i didn't fluffy want! so i wanted to give them something back and i hosted pacific heist (i thought about giving 10 / 30 / 30 / 30 cut). but i couldn't download the mission "hack" and we couldn't continue am i alone with this or anybody else experience this??

 

I did get on that job last night no problems.

 

But the heists, new and old are having a hard time with connection errors and saving failed crap this holiday period. Hopefully it's just the snow causing havoc, lol. And nothing longer term.

[Conici]

f*ck every single modder in Online the f*cking pieces of sh*t

[Hotband]

Being unable to use the Interaction Menu inside helicopters it's getting pretty annoying.

Go to your settings and turn 'independent camera angle' off and make sure your in third person when in the helicopter. I Was having the same problem and that ended up fixing it. Edited January 2, 2018 by Hotband

[CrysisAverted]

roaming around map as friendly Khanjali

dude rides up to me and starts casually placing stickies on me

"wtf f*ck off"

blast him

drive off

oh great an oppressor is after me

drive inside tunnel

he follows me down inside the tunnel

dumb f*cking sh*t drives right into me and falls off bike

goes passive instantly

hops back on oppressor

goes off passive

blast his dumbass pay $20k

nice

[Lonely-Martin]

roaming around map as friendly Khanjali

 

Nope!.

 

I'd be on that too.

 

ain't no one getting that bad boy out for a trip to the shops, lol.

 

But the insurance/passive bollocks, with ya there. Nonsense how that all works.

[septimoose]

The Ballad of OrangeTom97

 

This random messaged me "heist". I was intrigued.

Next thing I knew I had an invite to a set-up for Act 2 of The Doomsday Heists.

I figured he must have seen my name on here or something offering someone else help.

So I basically carry them through the missions... Rescue ULP, that RCV one, and the super easy underwater mine one.

So for my work I kinda expect to be given a lil slice of the pie. Just a taste. Heck, I'd have taken 15% on the finale.

I wait around for a few minutes figuring he's just gone to set up the finale.

His Facility is all the way in Paleto Bay, so I steal a Dominator and drive to Los Santos... It's a Simeon-wanted car.

So then I drive the Simeon-car to LSC, change colour, and drive it all the way to the bottom of the map for that measly $5k.

Still nothing from the guy with the heist who messaged me.

I message him saying "no finale?".

No response.

So I decide to test the water. I go to my Facility, load up a random job, invite from Last Heist, and invite him.

"BUSY"

Yeah. I bet you are.

 

The moral of the story? Don't do favours in GTA. They will not be returned.

[Florpus]

 

The Ballad of OrangeTom97

 

This random messaged me "heist". I was intrigued.

Next thing I knew I had an invite to a set-up for Act 2 of The Doomsday Heists.

I figured he must have seen my name on here or something offering someone else help.

So I basically carry them through the missions... Rescue ULP, that RCV one, and the super easy underwater mine one.

So for my work I kinda expect to be given a lil slice of the pie. Just a taste. Heck, I'd have taken 15% on the finale.

I wait around for a few minutes figuring he's just gone to set up the finale.

His Facility is all the way in Paleto Bay, so I steal a Dominator and drive to Los Santos... It's a Simeon-wanted car.

So then I drive the Simeon-car to LSC, change colour, and drive it all the way to the bottom of the map for that measly $5k.

Still nothing from the guy with the heist who messaged me.

I message him saying "no finale?".

No response.

So I decide to test the water. I go to my Facility, load up a random job, invite from Last Heist, and invite him.

"BUSY"

Yeah. I bet you are.

 

The moral of the story? Don't do favours in GTA. They will not be returned.

 

This is how it usually goes with randoms, they get someone good to help carry them through all the setups then do the actual heists with their friends.

[zecanelao]

Bought the Grand Senora Facility because of the Sandking spawn. Then I noticed that the facility itself isn't rendered during contact missions. Lazy R*.

Edited January 2, 2018 by zecanelao

[Mach1bud]

Bought the Grand Senora Facility because of the Sandking spawn. Then I noticed that the facility itself isn't rendered during contact missions. Lazy R*.

 

None of the new structures are, the bunkers, etc. It's so they don't interfere with the way the missions run, npc pathing, stuff like that. It's not lazy, quite the opposite. It was a conscience decision.

[REXX]

 

Bought the Grand Senora Facility because of the Sandking spawn. Then I noticed that the facility itself isn't rendered during contact missions. Lazy R*.

None of the new structures are, the bunkers, etc. It's so they don't interfere with the way the missions run, npc pathing, stuff like that. It's not lazy, quite the opposite. It was a conscience decision.

They don't appear in the Creator, Director Mode or SP either. Everything post Doomsday Heists that tweaked the map is not available: Facility entrances, chilliad silo latch, satellite array building, etc. This is, as Mach stated, for obvious reasons; being that some contact missions, LTS, Captures, parachuting, races and deathmatches would clash with certain locations.

 

Oddly enough, although Bunkers don't appear during jobs, they do however appear in the Creator.

Edited January 2, 2018 by REXX

[Yellow Dog with Cone]

 

Being unable to use the Interaction Menu inside helicopters it's getting pretty annoying.

Go to your settings and turn 'independent camera angle' off and make sure your in third person when in the helicopter. I Was having the same problem and that ended up fixing it.

Thanks man, it works!

 

It's a shame that we have to come up with these weird troubleshooting steps when this glitch should been fixed since long ago.

[Shadowfennekin]

Helping out a CEO with the yacht resupply mission.

I grabbed the supply on the upper deck and the last one is at the very bottom of the ship deck.

I head down there and clear the way, guy is still walking around on the upper levels of the ship. I text "Get down here, it's here."

He doesn't reply and just keeps walking circles around the supply icon on an upper deck.

"....." I send a few minutes later before pulling out my MK II Pump Shotgun and blow it up.

 

"Ur so fking stupid" I send

I then proceed to kill myself and blow up that one too, I was just trying to help him out. Giving him clear as day instructions. But my patience wore thin

 

His reply after it failed and I quit to shoot his stupid ass. "Where was it? I looked everywhere"

Clearly he speaks english, there wasn't a language barrier

He was just dumb

I reply to him "Obviously not, you never even checked the bottom of the ship. I told you to go down there"

 

Last time I join a level 50's org.

There's even f*cking arrows on the icons!!!! It doesn't take a genius to know that you're above the f*cking icon if the arrow is pointing downwards!

[zecanelao]

 

Bought the Grand Senora Facility because of the Sandking spawn. Then I noticed that the facility itself isn't rendered during contact missions. Lazy R*.

None of the new structures are, the bunkers, etc. It's so they don't interfere with the way the missions run, npc pathing, stuff like that. It's not lazy, quite the opposite. It was a conscience decision.

Makes sense, but it's not about the rendering itself I was referring to, just the access. A blue or yellow circle that would allow access to these properties. The physical structure isn't important. Edited January 2, 2018 by zecanelao

[Xiled]

 

 

Bought the Grand Senora Facility because of the Sandking spawn. Then I noticed that the facility itself isn't rendered during contact missions. Lazy R*.

None of the new structures are, the bunkers, etc. It's so they don't interfere with the way the missions run, npc pathing, stuff like that. It's not lazy, quite the opposite. It was a conscience decision.

They don't appear in the Creator, Director Mode or SP either. Everything post Doomsday Heists that tweaked the map is not available: Facility entrances, chilliad silo latch, satellite array building, etc. This is, as Mach stated, for obvious reasons; being that some contact missions, LTS, Captures, parachuting, races and deathmatches would clash with certain locations.

 

Oddly enough, although Bunkers don't appear during jobs, they do however appear in the Creator.

 

They all should be enterable in the creator/director mode/sp. You think a game that is supposed to be a "sandbox" would let you but nooooo. Would they clash with less people buying certain fish cards if they let us have access to them, like when they used to put online cars in singleplayer and you could get them for free. If they really did clash with a loaction of a mission, it should be disabled for a spefic mission if its an issue. If they don't spawn for the other missions than it comes off as lazy. Doubt npc pathing has anything to do with it. Oh we changed a lightbulb on mt chiliad, guess we gotta disable facility spawns...

Edited January 2, 2018 by Xiled

[Picklez]

I wish we always had the option to turn on snow for races. I had a lot of fun playing through creator stunt races in my rally cars. I don't want it to end.

 

Oh and I finally finished the act 3 finale Doomsday Heist. Played it with my brother instead of some randoms and we got it done with only a few retries. Dunno why I'm posting that here lol. My opinions of it have not changed though.

so you know how i complained that in SP, trevor would make everyone who is supposed to be tough look weak? he did that to johnny k and martin madrazo.

 

and now that i played series A setup for the first time, he even made my GTA:O character look like a bitch. he grabbed my character and pushed him to the heist setup room.

 

such bullsh*t. if trevor did that to my character, he would f*cking end him.

Trevor is pretty much the game's mascot/meme character.

Edited January 2, 2018 by Picklez

[Gridl0k]

Have been providing (unsolicited) air support in my Avenger, running bomber in front of crate sales and so on. At least 3 times I've pulled up a pew to rain death on eg the attackers in Torched only to have defenders all start sending missiles my way. I'm within the team kills zone so I'm not killing them, but they can f*ck up my avenger

 

Yesterday literally had a guy land his deluxo on top of me and start laying stickies while I smashed the MC below.

 

TL;DR f*cking dumb-ass GTAO players.

[Sentinel Driver]

Bikes are so f*cking stupid in this game. You can't do a cool stunt and land on your wheels without getting knocked off. Way to ruin bikes c*

One on one deathmatches are stupid too. Others can see me on the radar and they can kill me, but I can't see them. It's supposed to be 1 VS 1 with no interference!!!!!!! 1v1 deathmatches are good only because they get rid of cops

[Big Molio]

It's not a f*cking race to the objective during heists. Everyone has to get there before the mission can progress, so if you ram your teammate's car you're just making things harder for the whole team. If the host is the one ramming me, well then f*ck him, I'm quitting your sh*tty heist. Have fun restarting retard

I shake my head every time a member of a co-op activity tries to ram me off the road when driving to the objective. Do they want my help or not?

[JRC99]

The Act III finale can eat my ass. That is all.

[Xiled]

Saving Failed last 5 minutes. Let the game save rockstar trying to sell a dubsta before I go to bed but noooooo

[ALifeOfMisery]

Ah. The saving failed, infinite loading, cloud simulator strikes again. GG R*.

[lll-H-I-M-lll]

Don't usually have an issue with other people glitching each too their own but this current sp one really is ruining mp. How rockstar have let this go on for so long is astonishing

[Mrs. Buzz]

>snip<

Yesterday literally had a guy land his deluxo on top of me and start laying stickies while I smashed the MC below.

tbh, +1 for saving the rockets on the Deluxo and the sticky-creativity - I would've giggled

[Shadowfennekin]

Occupy STILL being double after THREE f*cking weeks!

f*ck that f*cking piece of sh*t of an Adversary mode. They didn't even think of campers when making it!

 

Why can't some f*cking FR or Doomsday go double?! Nearly everything BUT Heists go double within weeks of release for a small time!

[tommyguns]

Bikes are so f*cking stupid in this game. You can't do a cool stunt and land on your wheels without getting knocked off. Way to ruin bikes c*

Yeah you can, your just doing it wrong. A picture is worth a thousand words. So go to YouTube and search GTA stunting basics, you should spot what they are doing that your not. Hope that helps

Edited January 2, 2018 by tommyguns

[Gridl0k]

 

>snip<

Yesterday literally had a guy land his deluxo on top of me and start laying stickies while I smashed the MC below.

tbh, +1 for saving the rockets on the Deluxo and the sticky-creativity - I would've giggled

 

 

This was after he ran out

[enjoyingorc6742]

go to play some GTA and get that Trade price for the Hunter unlocked so i have to do supply missions, great. went well until i had to get a crate from a crashed Maverick at Mount Gordo. ok, I have my CEO buzzard, lets do this. I get there, land and get the package and THOSE buzzards show up. they kill me twice and just as i was about to kill the 6th buzzard (my buzzard some how blew up so i had to walk to the highway) the crate just disappears. I can't stand GTAO anymore and the only way I will play the son of a bitch is with a friend but that friend doesn't really like me anymore.