The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[Florpus]

People still crying about import export jobs? Time to change that tampon.

The title of this thread is literally The Official B*tch & Moan Topic, what did you expect?

[Lupo-Akane]

I was hoping never having to hear Lester again......God how I wish we could kill that piece of crap...

Edited January 1, 2018 by Lupo-Akane

[Shadowfennekin]

I was hoping never having to hear Lester again......God how I wish we could kill that piece of crap...

At least he acts more like actual Lester and not that forced creepy tries to be funny Lester from Heists.

[ThaBirdCoot]

On that setup Rescue dumbass Agent from GTA IV lol I never seen such incompetence. These noobs were literally dying two feet into the action. 10 restarts and then host left wtf

[Sentinel Driver]

Join random heist and it's air defences on normal. ffs you can't die on that mission! I ask host "why on normal" and he responds "yes". FML

[Ghoffman9]

Did a sale with 111 crates in a Titan, the bug that Rockstar was either too f*cking lazy to fix or too greedy to fix was triggered. The titan refused to drop the last two shipments out of ten to complete the sale.

Shut everything down immediately to prevent my entire stock being lost.

 

Rockstar:

Fixes bugs that benefits the players, leaves game breaking bugs that negatively impacts them perfectly intact to suite the bottom line.

 

Would not be surprised if they saw that bug as a hidden blessing, so they left it in to do the dirty work for them.

[Sentinel Driver]

It's not a f*cking race to the objective during heists. Everyone has to get there before the mission can progress, so if you ram your teammate's car you're just making things harder for the whole team. If the host is the one ramming me, well then f*ck him, I'm quitting your sh*tty heist. Have fun restarting retard

[HamwithCheese]

Connection issues. Can't stay onlinr long enough to walk outside my facility. Well, I managed it once, but I'm pretty sure I got a duplicate shirt.

 

f*ck that right? Well, now I pissed off r*. Take 3 steps and I get booted. I don't even wanna play, I just want a f*cking shirt.

[thepiebaker]

 

This is more of a shower thought but....

 

You ever think of how much everything in this game is purely cosmetic or "for fun"? I mean we pay millions to customize our properties. We buy expensive clothing that is (mostly) cosmetic. Expensive cosmetic car mods.There are tons of expensive but impractical vehicles. Like the lynx is one of the most expensive cars in this game even though it's one of the slowest cars in the sports category. Why buy a customizable penthouse in eclipse towers for 1.1m when you can get an apartment in the same building that is functionally identical for half the price? When I think about how much of this game is just cosmetic it makes it feel very pointless

This relates to a gripe I have with the direction society is going in general. Watching your efficiency like a hawk and trying to be the most efficient you can is...not fun, at the very least. We need more of the because I can or because we can mentality. If its what you want, it is what you want and nobody else deserves a say. Spend your GTA$ how you want. Cosmetically, efficiently, inefficiently, whatever. Let people play the game in their own way.

 

There's a huge majority of items there. Ignore the aesthetic clothes:

cars serve a purpose get from point A-B. Ask yourself what the difference between granger and an X-80? Capacity, speed, handing? But that ultimately comes down to preference. They both serve A-B

This is something I will say until Im blue in the face, dead, whatever. Cars (in real life) simply are not just piles of metal, glass, rubber, and plastic that only have a purpose to get you from point A to point B. They are far more than that.

 

In GTA, take the Granger - maybe you want to drive it up one side of Mount Chilliad and down the other...yes, for fun. Maybe you want to take your Granger offroading in Palomino Highlands for fun. Maybe you want to race your X-80 for fun, or do some spirited driving. Regular cars can do more than just take you to whatever job youre doing and back...

And while more difficult I can do the same with my x80 as my granger. Your argument falls on deaf ears. Having worked security for a car show irl for 55+ Sundays in a row for 3 hours a day I've had at least one person try and convince me each shift what you're trying to do.

[Sentinel Driver]

My heavy revolver mark 2 hollow point ammo was reset to 0

f*ck c*

[dragosani00]

Did a sale with 111 crates in a Titan, the bug that Rockstar was either too f*cking lazy to fix or too greedy to fix was triggered. The titan refused to drop the last two shipments out of ten to complete the sale.

Shut everything down immediately to prevent my entire stock being lost.

 

Rockstar:

Fixes bugs that benefits the players, leaves game breaking bugs that negatively impacts them perfectly intact to suite the bottom line.

 

Would not be surprised if they saw that bug as a hidden blessing, so they left it in to do the dirty work for them.

 

I always make sure I avoid the Titan on big warehouse sales. Lagged out solo session & either of the other 2 are the only method I ever use.

[EkaSwede]

Stay in cover, they said. Sometimes when you press the key/button to go to cove rI swear the game is out to kill you. I tried to make a diagram about it's idiocy, so please bear with me.

 

 

The answer is B. Because nothing's smarter than running hunched over towards enemy fire because that's how cover mentality works. It's so stupid I have to manually run straight into the wall and then press cover and pray my character doesn't decide to run down the C route and die.

 

tempted to b´put this into the Doomsday B&M as well since some props solely exist to prevent you from getting into cover. That idiot door right before the 4 consoles has that large green case against the wall so you can't take cove rand have to run straight into AIs pointing their guns at you because "good Game Design".

Edited January 1, 2018 by EkaSwede

[Hécate-II]

Did a sale with 111 crates in a Titan, the bug that Rockstar was either too f*cking lazy to fix or too greedy to fix was triggered. The titan refused to drop the last two shipments out of ten to complete the sale.

Shut everything down immediately to prevent my entire stock being lost.

 

Rockstar:

Fixes bugs that benefits the players, leaves game breaking bugs that negatively impacts them perfectly intact to suite the bottom line.

 

Would not be surprised if they saw that bug as a hidden blessing, so they left it in to do the dirty work for them.

Happened to me with Brickades 3x5 drop offs. The two last drop offs were bugged.

 

Medium warehouse.

[StangOne50]

OMFG the clouds since this update are just unbearable.

I fear the next update will revert us back to the ps3 days.

[Florpus]

The amount of times I have logged in and noticed all my specialized ammo is at zero... you'd think they would have fixed this bug by now.

Edited January 1, 2018 by Starkoji

[Dburger]

 

 

This is more of a shower thought but....

 

You ever think of how much everything in this game is purely cosmetic or "for fun"? I mean we pay millions to customize our properties. We buy expensive clothing that is (mostly) cosmetic. Expensive cosmetic car mods.There are tons of expensive but impractical vehicles. Like the lynx is one of the most expensive cars in this game even though it's one of the slowest cars in the sports category. Why buy a customizable penthouse in eclipse towers for 1.1m when you can get an apartment in the same building that is functionally identical for half the price? When I think about how much of this game is just cosmetic it makes it feel very pointless

This relates to a gripe I have with the direction society is going in general. Watching your efficiency like a hawk and trying to be the most efficient you can is...not fun, at the very least. We need more of the because I can or because we can mentality. If its what you want, it is what you want and nobody else deserves a say. Spend your GTA$ how you want. Cosmetically, efficiently, inefficiently, whatever. Let people play the game in their own way.

 

There's a huge majority of items there. Ignore the aesthetic clothes:

cars serve a purpose get from point A-B. Ask yourself what the difference between granger and an X-80? Capacity, speed, handing? But that ultimately comes down to preference. They both serve A-B

This is something I will say until Im blue in the face, dead, whatever. Cars (in real life) simply are not just piles of metal, glass, rubber, and plastic that only have a purpose to get you from point A to point B. They are far more than that.

 

In GTA, take the Granger - maybe you want to drive it up one side of Mount Chilliad and down the other...yes, for fun. Maybe you want to take your Granger offroading in Palomino Highlands for fun. Maybe you want to race your X-80 for fun, or do some spirited driving. Regular cars can do more than just take you to whatever job youre doing and back...

And while more difficult I can do the same with my x80 as my granger. Your argument falls on deaf ears. Having worked security for a car show irl for 55+ Sundays in a row for 3 hours a day I've had at least one person try and convince me each shift what you're trying to do.

And rightfully so. Cars simply are not just appliances designed to take you to wherever you need to go to some people. Any effort to try to convince them/us otherwise is futile.

[Florpus]

Who wants to play GTAO when you can play the 'Will I be able to connect or will I get one of the various connection issue messages?' game instead.

Edited January 1, 2018 by Starkoji

[Sanches]

Who wants to play GTAO when you can play the 'Will I be able to connect or will I get one of the various connection issue messages?' game instead.

New version of russian roulette.

[LahTigre]

f*cking Deluxo driver nailed my stolen Futo trying to make it to another aircraft for the free fall challenge. I paid him and his bullsh*t car back in kind. #best20kspentindays

[MikeMyth]

Game saved before I got a chance to reroll my t-shirt. And it was one I already had. What the f*ck? Why even allow it to give us one we already had anyway? It's like giving someone a f*cking present they have already. "Here's a-- oh, you already have that? Well, all right, I'll just keep it then."

 

f*ck you R*.

[MrClownSocks]

‪Some jabroni in my heist doesn’t know how to fly the plane and is telling me as leader I should have done it. He claims I chose the easiest position being the prisoner in our prison break heist. smh ‬

[Yellow Dog with Cone]

Being unable to use the Interaction Menu inside helicopters it's getting pretty annoying.

[Lupo-Akane]

I wish gta online was like World of Warcraft, in that we can see other people and interact with them, mbe join their group and do stuff....but no, let's just make a game where players kill other players for noting and destory there stuff.

 

Flipping stupid the links we go to just to not be trolled...

[Niobium]

so you know how i complained that in SP, trevor would make everyone who is supposed to be tough look weak? he did that to johnny k and martin madrazo.

 

and now that i played series A setup for the first time, he even made my GTA:O character look like a bitch. he grabbed my character and pushed him to the heist setup room.

 

such bullsh*t. if trevor did that to my character, he would f*cking end him.

[KiwikindUK]

Found myself in an empty public lobby yesterday so sold some coke. Got a 2 trash truck delivery. Delivered the first, jetted back to lockup, got second truck and made 3 out of 5 deliveries. Noticed 2 new people join at this point. Both got into Deluxos, voted to kick me, destroyed my truck then kicked me out. I didnt get any money at all (thought you get paid for the share you deliver) and was warned I would be put in Bad Sport if my behaviour didnt improve.

 

What is worse is that neither player appeared in my recent players list on my dashboard ao I was unable to find them again and get my own back.

[Niobium]

‪Some jabroni in my heist doesn’t know how to fly the plane and is telling me as leader I should have done it. He claims I chose the easiest position being the prisoner in our prison break heist. smh ‬

the irony is that flying the plane is the easiest role. you just fly in circles around the jet trying to kill you and he will never lay a missile on you

[mayo gaming]

*Exports Z-Type

*Finishes modifications

*Has to wait for other members of org even though I'm the only one in it

*Game glitches

*Spawns outside, frozen in place, -$20K, has to swap sessions, and Z-Type is gone.

 

Cool.

I like how if I quit less than half an hour after I deliver a vehicle the car and money are gone the next time I log in.

[Dr.Rosenthal]

MRW after having entered my vehicle warehouse in a calm session with 3 other players, doing the modifications and when I roll out of the warehouse the scoreboard says 25 participants:

 

https://media.giphy.com/media/ehRSi2V3KSHy8/giphy.gif

 

Why the hell can't I get the image to show in my post?

Edited January 1, 2018 by Dr.Rosenthal

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

Still have no words

[tommyguns]

Ridiculous damages in IE, like starting off with a car door missing, or just now, I clipped a couple of plastic traffic cones at fairly low speed....$1,690 - sod off R*