The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[CrysisAverted]

doing doomsday heist finale

somebody does first console

hack the 2nd console cuz nobody else was

took me a bit

go to 3rd

host does it

alright, I hate hacking anyway

8 minutes later and 2000 rounds spent waiting for host to finish

he gives up and lets someone do it

they spend like 4 minutes then give up

f*cking hell

notice hes out so I swoop in, its f*cking piss easy wth do it in 2 minutes

great less than 4 minutes left before doomsday

rush to other corner

start hacking

we fail when I had only 2 orbs left

 

how some people suck so bad at hacking is beyond me

f*cking ending scoreboard has me with the most kills by a lot, and I did essentially all the hacking and killing, yet we lost because some asshats wasted everybodys time

I really ought to just tell everyone to back off and let me do everything but I know the second I do that I'll get insta killed by the robocop npcs

 

anyways

the f*ckers actually restart, f*ck this sh*t this has been damn near an hour now

leave

want to write this up

hear train nearby so I hop on it to be moving and not such an easy target

a f*cking Avenger rolls up with another player controller the gunner seat

[Foppezão]

WHY ARE THERE NO SEGWAYS IN GTA?!!!!!!!!!!

 

Rockstar are just the worst game company in the world, I'm never buying another rockstar game again!!-

 

My anger is out now, thank you

You got me there, driving a segway, guns blazing and then driving off a cliff. Almost like the ceo of Segway

 

It would really be cool is you can drive the Segway and accelerate with pushing left analog forward, and vice versa. Just like the real thing.

Edited December 31, 2017 by Foppezão

[MrClownSocks]

Every f*cking time I play Bogdam Problem heist finale I will switch to the avengers hold, and when I do I get stuck on a black loading screen. I’m just doing as instructed and this f*cking game breaks every time. This has literally happened over a dozen times. Is anyone else having this bloody problem!?

[xMementoMorix]

I was minding my own business till a guy comes in and blew me up and proceed to spawn kill me with that explosive sniperin the middle of the highway. It took me a while but I finally got away. He came in with a buzzard but I blew it up and now multiple ppl with oppressors and deluxos came after me. I got in a starling and flew off till half the server (I'm not exaggerating) came in jets and try to shoot me down. I held off for a good while till I was shot down and 16 ppl pretty much kept spawn killing me till I just went to passive, only to see them following me around so I can't grab any air vehicles. It was a frustrating experience but I'm just surprised half the lobby are willing to grief just one guy -_-.

 

Srry had to rant

 

Also R* seriously needs to fix the missiles on the starling, I wasn't able to lock on to any vehicle for some reason so shooting a deluxo or an oppress with just my mgs while multiple jets are after me wasn't fun

Edited December 31, 2017 by xMementoMorix

[Rafae]

Does anyone have tips for that one supply mission for Ron where you protect the Titan??? The plane they give you is absolutely useless and using a buzzard doesnt help either.

Why would they send you to protect a giant plane with absolutely no ability to lock on to attacking aircraft?? F*cking dumb.

Hydra and hover mode. And to make it more challenging I guess lol

[CruelScorp]

Just a couple of things a bugging me recently and both are old issues. The very long loading times ending with a network error and randoms on Doomsday setups are always terrible or quitters (only have done the first setup of my heist).

 

 

Does anyone have tips for that one supply mission for Ron where you protect the Titan??? The plane they give you is absolutely useless and using a buzzard doesnt help either.

Why would they send you to protect a giant plane with absolutely no ability to lock on to attacking aircraft?? F*cking dumb.

If you're lone wolfing like I do then this mission is really not worth it for a crate worth 10k. But for my attempts I either stole a Lazer from Fort Zancudo or called in my Hydra just in case other players took interest in my lengthy time in the air in the middle of nowhere. The cannons on either jet make short work of the Buzzards and I find that lowering the landing gear can slow you down enough if you're going too fast whilst aiming at the Buzzards.

[dino722]

 

This, very well explained. I sugest watching it.

[CrysisAverted]

god oppressors are the gayest sh*t ever

having fun with some mc crew

dude starts stalking us with an oppressor

every time we get in a vehicle he rockets us

every time we step out he lands on a near rooftop and spams rpgs

pvp is so sh*t even when I combat mg mk2 the f*cker he manages to barrel roll and shoot at the same time

decide I'm f*cking done, I don't want to risk blowing up his oppressor but now I don't care

call my own oppressor

wouldn't matter if I destroy it anyway since he will be able to constantly call another oppressor since hes an mc

gun him down while hes attacking my teammate whos long since gone afk

f*cker runs away and goes off the radar

this is gonna go on forever

he'll just keep grabbing another flying bike and pestering me, I'll just keep stopping to kill him

decide to grab a jet cause I'm f*cking done doing this stupid sh*t, i just wanted to have fun with a mc member

turns out the f*cker that ran away was stalking me in an akula

jesus christ

I end up just rocketing him but for some unknown reason he doesn't die but his rocket manages to kill me

respawn

figure I'll use my Thruster since its got defenses unlike the Akula

the f*cker went to go attack my mc member again

kill him

f*cking hell the akula took like 8 rockets

decide to go have fun with some dudes robbing stores

the f*cker is after me in a f*cking oppressor again

holy sh*t f*ck off already

fly up to the ceiling so he can't get near me with his flying bike

he tries to snipe me but I'm too high

decide to type these memoirs

some off the radar scrub with a 2.57 k/d he certainly must be proud off has engaged me at the top of the world in a Savage

I easily avoid his rockets even though I was caught off guard because counter measures

hit the Savage with two rockets before the f*cker bails and lands safely on the ground

f*ck me I miss the days a snowball killed that f*cking thing

(oh sh*t it just occurred to me I can make snowballs)

he immediately grabs an oppressor and f*cks off

remain at the world ceiling

he placed a bounty on me so I just decide to retire to my yacht

he went off the radar and grabbed a Jet which he surprised me with as I started descending towards my yacht

get on my yacht and watch the f*cking bundle of sticks flee as my air defenses go up

he goes to kill other players

occasionally comes back to shoot up my yacht while I continue to type this

this motherf*ckers gamertag is "thegoodfight"

he doesn't sink with his ship, he only fights off the radar and in armed vehicles, f*ck that guy

 

why the f*ck were random f*cks going out of their way to attack me at the map ceiling jesus I just wanted to f*cking have fun

 

decide to go out, still wanna have fun

take akula for good measure I wont be pursuid

across the way run into bounty fleeing from griefing jet douche

end up shooting them both, claim the bounty, the jet dude obviously (thegoodfight) kills himself before the rocket nails his jet

really unfitting name there

Edited December 31, 2017 by CrysisAverted

[Dragon_Of_Tragedy]

People still crying about import export jobs? Time to change that tampon.

[CrysisAverted]

lol while flying off the radar the annoying oppressor dude from earlier pounces and kills me in his own off the radar akula

I really like how my Akula has the same armor as his but tanked less rockets

respawn

dude is dropping bombs on me

while looking up at the sky I notice like 5 f*cking black helicopters hovering over head off the radar (holy sh*t how many f*cking akulas are just floating around and why am I the one being constantly f*cking targeted)

epicly jato boost towards the heavens in my Thruster

he keeps trying to get me but I easily evade him with the counter measured and my small size

I get real up close, basically hovering directly above him and hit him with several rockets

srsly, I hit him with my Akula and now with the Thruster and the f*cker still isn't going down jesus christ

hes losing altitude though and its clearly on fire but it won't blow up

he kills himself on the descent

 

I guess the lesson I learned today is when in doubt, kill myself. I think I'll practice that outside the game too.

[Sunny_D]

Why the f*ck do they put in the ceo system in the game and it barely f*cking works.

Assistant: hey bitch, come to your office and buy this special crate

Me: *goes to office and sits down*

Must be a ceo to access terminal

I f*ckING AM????!!!??

Looks in interaction menu

Securoserv is unavailable

5 f*cking minutes and it said the same thing. So i switched sessions and i lost the special crate.

 

 

f*ck this game.

[xMementoMorix]

lol while flying off the radar the annoying oppressor dude from earlier pounces and kills me in his own off the radar akula

I really like how my Akula has the same armor as his but tanked less rockets

respawn

dude is dropping bombs on me

while looking up at the sky I notice like 5 f*cking black helicopters hovering over head off the radar (holy sh*t how many f*cking akulas are just floating around and why am I the one being constantly f*cking targeted)

epicly jato boost towards the heavens in my Thruster

he keeps trying to get me but I easily evade him with the counter measured and my small size

I get real up close, basically hovering directly above him and hit him with several rockets

srsly, I hit him with my Akula and now with the Thruster and the f*cker still isn't going down jesus christ

hes losing altitude though and its clearly on fire but it won't blow up

he kills himself on the descent

 

I guess the lesson I learned today is when in doubt, kill myself. I think I'll practice that outside the game too.

Oppressors are becoming the scum of humanity. A bunch of griefers using that bike so you can't escape in a vehicle while he spawn kills u in a sniper statpadding his k/d and when u get in a vehicle to retaliate, he goes off the radar in a jet or a heli lool. Gosh stuff like this is so annoying especially with the oppressor cutting off escape routes

[Shadowfennekin]

Finish Fortified

Wait the usual 30 seconds afterwards....

Can't access my vehicle warehouse

Pull up the menu

"Can't do this while work is going on"

????

I kill myself to see if that fixes whatever is going on....

Nope!

I'm forced to change sessions, waited an entire minute to see if it'd finally register as me not doing anything

 

At least the game let me keep my 30k

[MrClownSocks]

It shouldn’t matter what level you’re. The directions are on the screen for what to do during a heist mission or during any mission for that matter. People need to get with the f*cking program or get the f*ck out of my heist. Sorry I need to vent.

[gtafan26]

 

Does anyone have tips for that one supply mission for Ron where you protect the Titan??? The plane they give you is absolutely useless and using a buzzard doesnt help either.

Why would they send you to protect a giant plane with absolutely no ability to lock on to attacking aircraft?? F*cking dumb.

Hydra and hover mode. And to make it more challenging I guess lol

 

This right here.

[theyorkshirejo]

Thanks for all your tips, guys (dont wanna quote them all) Ill try out all your ideas! Although I only actually own a buzzard lol

[Happy Hunter]

Diana was banned due to something on Discord, I think she threatened to hit her cat..? Not mentioned was Steamy Breezy, he was a new member who got banned for being hostile often. No clue about shadow.

Oh he got banned too? Hahaha, that's awesome, 3 well deserved bans.

[theyorkshirejo]

Anyways it wont let me online now. Neverending loading screen so I restart the game only for error joining session

This is what I get for having no life on NYE lol

[Rafae]

Anyways it wont let me online now. Neverending loading screen so I restart the game only for error joining session

This is what I get for having no life on NYE lol

Please keep us posted

 

On the edge of my seat atm

[datetenou]

>logs out from GTA online

>logs back in 5 hours later

 

"cant retreive save data from cloud server"

 

>checks social club everything intact

 

f*ck U ROCKSTAR

[xMementoMorix]

>logs out from GTA online

>logs back in 5 hours later

 

"cant retreive save data from cloud server"

 

>checks social club everything intact

 

f*ck U ROCKSTAR

Holding L1 and R1 when you start up the game apparently fixes that

[Shadowfennekin]

lol

I hate when people know about the sewers

I have to actually guard the box truck in Fortified.

Practically the entire lobby knew I was down there. And I'd just joined that lobby

[datetenou]

<blockquote class='ipsBlockquote'data-author="xMementoMorix" data-cid="1070022136" data-time="1514770931"><p><p>PC thou

[Smooth Longsack]

THE f*ck IS THIS?

[hugh750]

People still crying about import export jobs? Time to change that tampon.

my only complaint about import export jobs is getting blown up by randoms.

[Dburger]

Why in the f*cking f*ck did C* decide to use continuously spawning Buzzards in Nokota "deliver package" missions? Makes absolutely no f*cking sense.

 

So I'm chasing a jet, right, and my rockets are within range to destroy it over the eastern Pacific Ocean or I risk being shot down by not firing. It's the last remaining jet and there's one unfound pacakage, so this jet has it. I destroy the jet and the package falls into the water/floats. I then crash land the Nokota into a tree (edit: nearly blowing it/myself up) and have my Deluxo delivered so that I can go get it. I fly across land and then hover across water to get to it. Driving over it doesn't allow me to collect it. Okay, that doesn't make much sense, but I can deal with that. I get out of my Deluxo, thinking it'll stay in hover mode but shoot off backward like it usually does, and I can just swim back to it.

 

NOPE. Thing sinks into the water and destroys itself as soon as I get out, leaving me without a vehicle in the middle of the f*cking ocean. Seconds later, a Hydra and a Buzzard start flying in to kill me, with one Hydra rocket narrowly missing me as I dive underwater and get shot at by buzzard machine gun fire, nearly dying before I hastily feed myself. That same cycle occurs two more times until I finally get to f*cking shore. I take more machine gun fire as I prepare to shoot down the buzzards, but end up dying right as my shot goes off. Turns out I just barely missed, so I shoot another rocket and down the buzzard, thinking that's it.

 

F*CKING WRONG. I got to shore right by Humane Labs. Before I knew it, another jet was on my radar somewhere. I thought it was miles away, considering that another Associate was still delivering one more package. Nope...f*cking thing flies over the cliff and shoots at me, killing me. I respawn and like I usually do, get rid of the helicopter before collecting the package again. I get the package and make some ground before being shot at again. This time I manage to shoot the helicopter down without dying. I make more ground before I run through the Humane Labs gates and can finally have my Deluxo delivered.

 

One second after I close my Interaction Menu, another helicopter starts shooting at me. Keep in mind, the jet is still circling around I haven't done anything about it yet. Helicopter kills me by gunfire, again, I respawn and down the Buzzard while trying to stop my Deluxo from being destroyed. Then the jet shoots another rocket at me and narrowly misses. I start shooting it with my Heavy Sniper until it starts smoking, when another Buzzard spawns and kills me again. I respawn again and shoot down that Buzzard, and say f*ck the jet and get in my Deluxo. I'm flying along for about ten seconds before I notice a helicopter from another organization coming up behind me.

 

My Deluxo is not weaponized. Shot down again (edit: via rocket), Deluxo destroyed after all that f*cking work protecting it. As soon as I respawn, the "30 seconds left" music starts playing. The CEO controlled Buzzard is still circling around me, leaving me with nowhere to go/impending package destruction. 3 of 4 packages got delivered. My package was never destroyed, for whatever reason.

 

Again, Rockstar. Why in the f*ck. First time I've ever rage quit. I feel so bad. I let my CEO down.

 

Edit: This is why I'm considering buying a Stromberg, but the thing is, I don't think it'll be useful for much else other than exploration.

Edited January 1, 2018 by Dburger

[Cackling Jack]

People still crying about import export jobs? Time to change that tampon.

I changed mine last week.

[theyorkshirejo]

 

Anyways it wont let me online now. Neverending loading screen so I restart the game only for error joining session

This is what I get for having no life on NYE lol

Please keep us posted

 

On the edge of my seat atm

I hope u fell off

[Rafae]

After that post I think I might just have

[Dacelo]

People still crying about import export jobs? Time to change that tampon.

Look at what thread you're in, if you don't like B&M don't enter B&M.